Petty. Single. & Always Late.

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Episode 14 - Through Thicc & Thin & Thicc Again Jul 09, 2019

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PSA: We kick-off this week by recapping Weston’s week long bender which includes World Pride, birthday party, and the 4th of July! After Bitsy gets real with Weston on exercising, the two discuss body image and open up on their thoughts towards their own body image from a young age. Things get real as Bitsy shares her very personal and heart-rendering story that comes before her journey towards a positive body image. They then get into body image in the gay culture and how it fits into dating. Covering body self-esteem means also covering how to talk to a friend or significant other who is not in a good place concerning their body image. After all serious talk, the episode wraps up with a good ‘ol fashion game of Time is Up!

Episode 13 - Proceed with Caution Jul 02, 2019

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PSA: Weston & Bitsy kick-off with their usual banter and insults to one another before Bitsy reveals something upsetting she witnessed this week ( nature-lovers, you aren’t going to be happy). After their tangents on Oscar (their fur baby) not having posable thumbs and Taco Bell’s new spicy potato soft taco, they answer a listener submitted question. After reading the scenario, the two use their experience and non-expertise to share their thoughts and list out the red flags they spot. This leads into discussing red flags that they have experienced when dating men (there’s a lot) and others to look out for. The list is extensive but not unabridged! Bitsy & Weston wrap up by pointing out each other’s red flags and boy do they have A LOT to work on. Proceed with caution!

Episode 12 - Love. Money. & Happiness. Jun 25, 2019

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PSA: What makes people happy? Is it love? Is it money? Can money buy love? Get ready to ponder these age-old questions with the petty bitches Weston & Bitsy. The episode starts with the ongoing investigation of who left PSA a one star rating. Bitsy thinks she is onto something! Then, the couple reads a listener submitted question and answers what they think she should do about a missed connection. This somehow leads into Weston’s upcoming birthday, so Weston shares the most petty ongoing revenge he has concerning his birthday as well as his saddest and happiest birthday experiences. You will find it is possible to be senile at 27. With the topic of happiness comes the questions posed above. Your co-hosts talk about how happiness is tied to the relationships one has and if money can play a part in one’s happiness. You will find love, money, and happiness are all related in an intricate web formed in Bitsy & Weston’s own psyche. The last tidbit of personal information is the pettiest things Bitsy & Weston did at work this past week! You won’t be disappointed (just sad for their co-workers). With this being the last episode of Gay Pride Month, they wrap up by sharing some good news that affects the LGBTQIA+ community across the globe!

Episode 11 - The Art of the Thirst Trap Jun 18, 2019

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PSA: Are you thirsty? Do you need some water? Well prepare to get quenched. The episode opens up with another dramatic break-up as Bitsy reveals her serious relationship that only last one week. Boys continue to look past Weston’s red flags! The BFFs open up about some of the most embarrassing and traumatizing series of unfortunate events that they have recently experienced. If you are able to stomach and get passed the stories of their unsuspecting flatulence and third grade humor, then you have made it to the meat and potatoes of this week’s episode!! The co-hosts first define what a thirst trap is before going into the kind they have posted and what they are aiming to get out of it. The discussion leads into talking about nudes and they say EMBRACE the nudes you have sent! Learning from their failures, Bitsy and Weston give their tips and recommendations on how to set the perfect thirst trap. They also mention how they feel about dating someone who constantly sets thirst traps. With it being Gay Pride month, the episode wraps up with spreading awareness of the current issues the LGBTQIA+ community is facing in Brunei. You can help the cause by doing research and boycotting the following hotels:

Hotel Bel-Air, LA

The Beverly Hills Hotel, LA

The Dorchester, London

45 Park Lane, London

Coworth Park, Ascot, UK

La Meurice, Paris

Hotel Plaza Athenee, Paris

Hotel Eden, Rome

otel Principe de Savoia, Milan

Episode 10 - Aging Like Boxed Wine Jun 11, 2019

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PSA: Weston & Bitsy kick off the episode with their typical banter back and forth as they fight for the spotlight. They each give an update on their personal lives. Bitsy FINALLY landed a date and Weston concludes the drama from his Grindr hook-up that he shared in Episode 6. Next, the Millennials discuss the subject of getting older and the timeline that society pressure you to meet when it comes to milestones such as marriage and having kids. Then, they touch on dating outside of their age range which leads Bitsy to the conclusion that Weston has “daddy issues.” The topic leads into their thoughts on plastic surgery and they say EMBRACE IT!! Both of them even list off the procedures they would like to have done and in true PSA fashion they go a little over board. Not to worry, they are in too much credit card debt to even think about heading to a Med Spa. Since it is Gay Pride month, they wrap up with spreading awareness on the persecution that LGBTQIA+ people are facing in Chechnya.

Episode 09 - God Bless the Gays Jun 04, 2019

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PSA! Have you ever wondered what the catalyst was for the gay liberation movement? What is the difference between gay bars and straight bars? Why do gay bars exist? And do you think it is possible to find love at a bar? All of this is covered in the Gay Pride Month kick-off episode! So, get ready to jump off of the metaphorical airplane without a parachute and into these fun topics. First, Bitsy and Weston cover an LGBT event in history, the Stonewall Riots, to spread awareness as to why we celebrate gay pride until this day. Following that topic with why they think gay bars exist and the difference in gay bars and "straight bars.” Next, the duo reminisces on their first experiences at gay bars with Weston opening up about some of the questions his 19-year-old self struggled with. The conversation leads into the debate; can you find love at a bar? Bitsy says she will never but Weston thinks it in the cards for him! This is all before getting on their biggest tangent to date which is describing what their over-the-top and ridiculous weddings would be like. The episode wraps up with your hosts answering the question, “when did you hit rock-bottom at a gay bar?” With all of their experiences, their answers do not disappoint. Just make sure you are ready for the wild ride.

Episode 08 - Build-A-Boyfriend Workshop May 28, 2019

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PSA: The episode opens with the very dramatic co-hosts, Weston & Bitsy, updating everyone on their current dating lives. Of course it’s a little lack luster as they remain single. Then, they jump into creating their ideal boyfriend in a segment called Build-A-Boyfriend Workshop! It’s all fun and games. After leaving the workshop, the two spill some tea and speak some truth on changing yourself to be with someone. They also talk about times boys have changed to be with them. Lastly, the episode wraps up with your favorite segment, TIME IS UP, which takes a very poopy turn.

Episode 07 - Sweet & Savory Revenge May 21, 2019

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PSA: The episode kicks off with your punctually challenged co-hosts defending their back hair problems and recapping their most recent dramatic adventure that was abroad in Europe. They don’t miss a beat as they fill you in on the fun and interesting things they experiences. If you make it through the 30 min. recap of Europe, they answer an e-mail from a listener who is unsure if she should get revenge or not. With opposing views on what she should do, both Weston & Bitsy give their advice. They then cover the different types of revenge which includes petty revenge and serious revenge. Of course they give insight on if and when they think it is beneficial and when it is unhealthy. As they cover the extensive topic, both share stories of things that they have done to get sweet & savory revenge.

Episode 06 - Petty at 10,000 Feet May 14, 2019

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Is travelling one of your biggest passions yet can cause much turmoil as you step into the airport because of the constant drama? The Petties can relate! First updating on their real-time personal life drama by Bitsy bitching about getting kicked off of her parents phone plan and Weston opens up about his latest Grindr hook-up experience. Then they explain the pettiest things they did for the week! After recapping their most recent vacation to Salt Lake City, the episode leads itself into Bitsy and Weston covering the nuances of air travel and their biggest pet peeves. They also come forward with the biggest altercation they had on an airplane where their enemies were almost booted off! PSA: Stay Petty!

Episode 05 - Mourning Someone You Never Had May 07, 2019

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After updating you on their dating lives and the petty tasks they performed for the week, your co-hosts dive into mourning someone they never even had a chance in hell with. From rejection and to knowing when to take a hint they bare it all. They also voice their frustrations on when someone can’t take a hint from them as well!! Lastly, they get passionate about calling dibs and the unfortunate event of a “robbery.” The episode wraps up with their famous “Time is Up” segment.

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