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Episode 24 - Brought to You by Scented Buttplugs Sep 17, 2019

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PSA: We hope and pray you can tolerate the obnoxious singing in the intro to get to this week’s hilarious episode! We start with Bitsy confronting Weston about filling up the Brita. Do you think he is innocent?! Then, Weston make s big and shocking announcement that you may have to listen to twice to believe it. His PSA of the week leads to them discussing couples’ trips. How soon is too soon for a romantic weekend getaway? The Petties also chat about singles going on a couples’ trip. If it is to an all-inclusive resort in Mexico, they are in no matter what! Of course, third-wheeling comes up. Finally, they wrap-up with the Time is Up segment. The Bachelorette, moving walkways, and calling the police department are all involved. Thank you to this episode’s sponsor, Scented Buttplugs.

Episode 23 - Botox & Fillers & Skin Care, Oh My! (feat. Racquel Frisella) Sep 10, 2019

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PSA: Weston and Bitsy talk all things Botox, fillers, skin care and more with Racquel Frisella. Racquel is a board certified Nurse Practitioner and Aesthetic Specialist base in St. Louis, MO. Bitsy and Weston share the procedures they had done with Racquel before getting into the convo! They start with the basics such as what is the difference in Botox and fillers? Are there different kinds? When should you start getting Botox? The answers to these questions that all Millennials want to know. Then, they cover everything skin care and how to ball on a budget when it comes to your routine. Of course, it would not be complete without covering laser hair removal. Tons of information that you did not even know you needed to know. You can find Racquel on Instagram @racquelfrisella or visit her website at www.racquelfrisella.com. Follow her so you stay up to date on all things beauty, fitness, and lifestyle.

Episode 22 - Petty Opinions (No Advice) Sep 03, 2019

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PSA: This week’s announcements are made that both of your co-hosts are regretting the many adult beverages that they indulged in to celebrate the holiday! They also announce that a cleaning service has started following Bitsy on Instagram which means big brother is watching us. This week’s episode takes a different form as Weston and Bitsy take the time to answer and analyze three separate listener-submitted questions. They involve how to be supportive when someone comes out to you, handling your significant other moving to a different city, and how to determine if your friend romantically likes you back. Lots of juicy stuff! Finally, the episode wraps you with the Time is Up segment!

Episode 21 - I'll Have What the Petties are Having (feat. KC Local Eats) Aug 27, 2019

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PSA: For their PSA segment, Weston announces to the world that he is now a Circuit Queen (if you don’t know what that is, you will now) and Bitsy preaches to the world not to speak on things you don’t know! Then, the duo welcomes Jamie and Brittney, the founders of the successful Instagram account Kc Local Eats (@kclocaleats). They run all the miles and eat all of the good food in KC. And coffee… always coffee. The group talks all things food! They also get into what it took to start a run and create a successful Instagram page that has almost 40K followers! The episode closes with a game of F***, Marry, Kill (Food Edition). Make sure to follow @kclocaleats on Instagram to see all of their delicious posts.

Episode 20 - A Single Serving of Petty (feat. Shani Silver) Aug 20, 2019

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PSA: The Petties announce their PSAs of the week. Bitsy drops some amazing news, that Taylor Swift’s new album drops this week! Then, Weston announces how he recovers and treats his anxiety and sadness after a weekend bender. After the intro, they introduce their first ever fabulous guest on the show, Shani Silver, host of "A Single Serving Podcast." Shani Silver is a Brooklyn-based writer and podcast host attempting to change the way being single is viewed by society because that shit really needs new branding. She enjoys solo travel and posting lengthy Instagram stories about movies that came out in the 90’s. She'd rather be in Paris… but it's fine. In this episode, Shani sheds light on what it is like to date in different cities, especially New York City, and dating in your 30’s. That’s right, she is Generation Y! Get ready for incoming truth bombs on dating apps, embracing change, and reinforcing that there is nothing wrong with being single. Of course, the duo torture Shani with a fun game of "In or Out" before wrapping up! You can follow Shani’s podcast on Instagram @asingleservingpodcast and listen to “A Single Serving Podcast” on iTunes or Spotify. Make sure to visit her website at www.shanisilver.com.

Episode 19 - Sunday Scaries, Circumcision, & Pistachios Aug 13, 2019

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PSA: The Petties announce their PSA of the week and it gets very interesting and slightly uncomfortable when Weston opens up about his stranger encounter on the airplane. Then, a listener-submitted question, about a a douchebag who is already emotionally abusive before the first date, is answered with good 'ol petty opinions which definitely ring true. The main course of the episode is about sunday scaries. What are they? Why does it happen? How do Millennials cope? Weston & Bitsy get detailed on the arch nemesis that is sunday scaries. The episode wraps up with listing off each others triggers and it is less than calming!

Episode 18 - Arch Nemeses & Side Villains Aug 06, 2019

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PSA: The Petties introduce a new segment called (surprise) PSA of the week! They both give their announcement. One revolves around beauty and the other is about a great way to meet people in Kansas City by joining the Stonewall Kansas City kickball league! Weston & Bitsy waste no time jumping into a fun activity where they build their “Mean Girls Celebrity Squad.” It is pure gold. Then they dig up some of the biggest celebrity feuds in history! Your co-hosts psycho-analyze, take sides, and make it relatable to everyday Millennials. You’ll find that you likely have your own arch nemesis and a few side villains in your life. The Petties finish off the episode with a new game (taken straight from Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live) to their show and somehow the episode derails once again to talking about anal.

Episode 17 - Always Petty & Sometimes Jelly Jul 30, 2019

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PSA: Your co-hosts recap on their latest weekend escapades. Bitsy talks about her fun and drama-filled weekend in Chicago and Weston talks about Electrosexual (a local themed queer dance party that changes locations). This week's submitted question involves a love (we use that term loosely) triangle. It’s definitely a sticky situation but they have opinions to share! It transitions perfectly into this week's topic of jealousy and girl you better believe that your co-hosts have the experience. Friendship jealousy, romantic jealousy, social media jealousy…it is like a virus that has to run its course. Funny stories and wise insight are all packaged into this episode. Listen till the end for the weekly Time is Up segment!

Episode 16 - Petty Behind the Wheel Jul 23, 2019

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PSA: Bitsy is preparing for her Chicago trip, Weston is still embarrassing himself, and Bitsy is also still over boys trying to only snapchat! The duo touch on their use of spells and Voodoo dolls and begin considering moving to a different city. After their personal life mishaps, the Petties open up a listener-submitted question. Giving their opinion on how to deal with a loud-chewing co-worker, means getting pettier than ever before in the workplace. Loud noises leads to discussing their ailment of road rage. What are road rage triggers, tactics for revenge, and personal experiences are all covered. Leaving no stone untouched, listen as Weston & Bitsy try to uncover the root cause of their road rage and how to prevent it. Of course, prepare for another relatable Time is Up segment.

Episode 15 - Cheater, Cheater Pumpkin-Eater Jul 16, 2019

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PSA: Cracked-out on iced coffee and cold-brew, the Petties come at you hot with another episode! After touching on intermittent fasting and Weston’s passion for chocolate milk, Bitsy recommends her new favorite facial spot in Kansas City! The two then respond to a listener-submitted question which touches on how one should know when to make the first move. Bitsy recommends playing a video game which opens up a wound of Weston’s from when he felt cheated out of a win in Mario Kart. Cheating in games, cheating on tests, and of course cheating on people become the hot topic. Sharing their own experiences and feelings with the topic opens up room for lots of discussion. Emotional cheating, premeditated cheating, and heat of the moment cheating are all covered! The episode ends with the Time is Up segment and we think you will agree wholeheartedly with this week’s Time is Up!

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