Perfect Person

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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean) Apr 09, 2025

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Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.

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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh) Apr 02, 2025

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Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime.

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142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert) Mar 26, 2025

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The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square.

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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki) Mar 19, 2025

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Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.

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140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll) Mar 12, 2025

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Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back.

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139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler) Mar 05, 2025

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Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a dog sitting note stealer, and a serial killer next door.

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138: confronting my brother for spending $6k on p*rno (w/ Jeremy Culhane) Feb 26, 2025

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Jeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single night, being a corporate girlypop in big pharma, and sneaking a mini fridge into your workplace.

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137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani) Feb 19, 2025

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Arasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents.

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136: Yassifying Horse Theft (w/ Anna Garcia) Feb 12, 2025

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Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss.

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135: my neighbor's getting freaky by the window (w/ Ify Nwadiwe) Feb 05, 2025

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Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party.