Perfect Person

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154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp) Jun 18, 2025

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Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps.

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153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha) Jun 11, 2025

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Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes.

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152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach, Keith & Rainie) Jun 04, 2025

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Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway.

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151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia) May 28, 2025

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Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story.

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150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele) May 21, 2025

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Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes.

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149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia) May 14, 2025

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Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day.

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148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris) May 07, 2025

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Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss.

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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon) Apr 30, 2025

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Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner.

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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi) Apr 23, 2025

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Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.

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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James) Apr 16, 2025

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Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.

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