Oz 9

episode one hundred & two: We're in space, Felber Nov 10, 2024

Some old nemesisisisisisises have reappeared, and that's ... unfortunate. But at least Bob has some colourful brochures to distract our team from their impending doom. So.... how many oceans is "too many," do you reckon?

You've been listening to...

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Joe
Pete Barry as Bob
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2.
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

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episode one hundred & one: "Crap" indeed. Meanwhile... Oct 31, 2024

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you've wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that's a reference to their brains, I just couldn't quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it's probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST.

You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I'm done. Seriously.

You've been listening to:

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr. Southers
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Dr. Vikram Baliga, who would have been so much more helpful in Season 4, as himself
Mark "Stooch" Restuccia as himself
Introducing Pete Barry as Bob Ersat of the West Jersey Ersatz
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

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Discover Sanctuary Aug 19, 2024

What would you do if you woke up on a newly terraformed planet (besides die of shock if you were on the Oz 9) to discover your husband has taken over Sanctuary city and rules with what can best be described as an iron fist? Did humans escape the frying pan of Earth only to find themselves in Mars' fire?

This sounds amazing, and with Lily Rabe from American Horror Story at the helm, you know it's going to be amazing. Listen now, wherever you get your podcasts! https://www.voyagemedia.fm/show/sanctuary/

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Have You Met Madison Yet? Aug 07, 2024

While Oz 9 is on hiatus (or "in hiding for tax purposes"), it's a great time to discover some new podcasts to binge. So if you're looking to adopt your next best friend, we've got you, fam.

Madison On the Air is a "love letter to olde-tyme radio." Madison is a modern-day influencer who gets mysteriously yoiked back in time and shows up in some old time radio episodes. She brings her own modern attitude and utter chaos to the stories, and there's a rich back-catalog of shows you've likely heard of, even if you've never actually heard them.

You may recognize creator, writer, and star Chrisi Talyn Saje — she took over the role of Julie on the Oz 9. But before she was our botanist, she was Madison Standish, cosmetics influencer and time traveler.

Pretty much every episode is stand-alone, so as Chrisi says, if you find a title you like, jump in! The one you'll hear here is Forbidden Planet. Have a listen, then be sure to subscribe!

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Meet The Exile! Jul 02, 2024

You're in the Oz 9 void — no new episodes until, what, Halloween or something? It's cruel, we know. We hear your howls of despair.

But wait! We have something for you, to fill those long, lonely hours without Once-Captain Jessie, Colin, Mrs Sheffield, Greg, or Joe (Jesus!). Yes. We got you a hiatus prezzie, and we think you're really going to like it.

If you're not already familiar with Curious Matter Anthology podcast, now is the perfect time to discover this amazing show. This season, Season 3, CMA is spending the entire season on one story: The Exile. I don't want to tell you too much because (a) spoilers, and (b) I've been typing all day and I'm seriously sick of it. And this is, you know, a podcast, so maybe just listen.

It's my discussion with co-producers Jonathan Pezza (writer) and Tiffany Smith (lead) on how they assembled a dazzling cast, how Jonathan does his immersive sound design that's as cinematic as anything you'll see at your local multiplex, how podcasts differ from other media and what that means for actors and directors, and so much more.

Hear the conversation, then continue on for Episode 1 of The Exile.

You're welcome.

Find more here:

https://curiousmatterpodcast.com/

https://www.instagram.com/cmanthology/

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episode one hundred: Suitless, helmetless, and utterly baffled Jun 25, 2024

Well, ain't this a kick in the underpants? No one would have believed, on that random Tuesday in 2142, that the Oz 9 would still be kicking (mumble) months later. And yet, as we stare down the barrel of our 100th full episode, well, here we still are, just to the left of Uranus, clueless and shivering in the dark.

But isn't that just the human condition, basically? I mean... if we're going to philosophize....

Oh, let's not. Pour yourself something naughty and well-deserved, prepare tissue for the inevitable nosebleed, and roll the episode. Happy 100, Space Monkeys — so glad to have you still on board. And to have a board for you to be on. You know what I mean.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
and with our very special guests:
Dr. Vikram Baliga of the genuinely brilliant podcast Planthropology, as himself!
And the fabulous podcast Mission: Rejected lent us John Dowgin, Faith Dowgin, Emmet Dowgin and Caden Dowgin, who played all our ghosts.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two,
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

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Desert Skies Jun 16, 2024

Listen up, Space Monkeys! We did the hard work of vetting a very fun new podcast for you, so now all YOU have to do is listen to it. YOU'RE WELCOME.

It's Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a gas station in the afterlife called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff at the station help new arrivals in the afterlife get ready to embark on their journey through the celestial spheres. You’ll meet Tendy the Attendant, Mac the Mechanic, and C.A.S.H the sentient cash register, and together they’ll make sure you’re prepared for the ride.

We truly enjoyed listening and are sure you will too. Find the show wherever you get your podcasts, or by clicking this link: https://pod.link/1634726836

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episode ninety-nine: Put your kidneys on speaker Jun 09, 2024

With the end of Season 5 just .... an indeterminate time but probably about two weeks away, the eternal Tuesday of the spotless (thanks to Joe) 9 is getting darker, scarier, and downright rude.

We hope you'll join us (though in good conscience we can't recommend it) as we spin and flip and spiral out of control toward the last episode of this season. Bring lozenges — there's gonna be a lot of shouting.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Special guests John, Faith, and Emmet Dowgin as our Spectres and the Dead Astronaut
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2,
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Many thanks to cast-favorite podcast Mission: Rejected for lending us the Dowgins!

We'll be doing a live listen-along of our season 5 finale, so eventually you'll be able to find details on our website, Oz-9.com.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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episode ninety-eight: Something is coming May 26, 2024

It's time to check under the bed, make sure the closet doors are firmly shut, tuck any clown toys in your siblings' rooms or the freezer, and crank up the nightlight — things are getting spooky on the Oz 9.

"Something is coming," and it's probably not bearing ice cream or prezzies. The crew of the 9 are in trouble, and though this is no big surprise, it is nearly the end of the season, so you never know....

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
David S Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two,
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fable and folly dot com.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of one of our favorite forever space monkeys, Kate Wallenga. We love and miss you, Kate. You will always matter.

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episode ninety-seven: Well, this is unexpected May 11, 2024

So, a few things to discuss here. Basically, don't do ANYTHING you hear in this episode. So, I guess there's really only one thing to discuss. Never mind.

Some warnings: sounds of person drowning. Some painful but non-lethal punching.

There are no credits on this episode, so I'mma do them here.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Howard

Oz 9's theme music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor.

With a massive sigh of gratitude and relief, Shannon is handing over the sound editing to Sound Mixer, Designer, and Wizard, Mark Restuccia. If you haven't heard Best in Galaxy, (bestingalaxy.com) do yourself a favor and get that IN YOUR EARS. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

The trailer you hear is from World Gone Wrong. I've listened to the first ep, and yeah, this is a good 'un. Get in there early so you can be smug about it later.

Malik: Michael Turrentine
Jamie: Hilary Williams

The trailer was written by Eleanor Hyde, directed and edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. The theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. From Audacious Machine Creative. Find out more here: https://www.audaciousmachinecreative.com/world-gone-wrong.

Oz 9 and World Gone Wrong are proud members of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com.

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episode ninety-six: Why is there a bar on the bridge? Apr 08, 2024

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Have you ever met a Kestochalian? Actually, you might have. They're sort of lovely, except when you want to thump them on the snoot. Which, to be fair, is true of a lot of living things. Also my computer. Which, if it had a snoot, would have been thoroughly thumped on today.

ANYWAY, we made something for you, and if you've ever made a huge Sunday meal, this is kind of like that. We slaved all day, it'll be over in 20 minutes, and then we start over. Do I sound crabby? I feel kind of crabby.

You've been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Howard, and Joe
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rae Werner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jones as Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Thanks to Stan Sitzman for the "doffing of gas mask" noise, and Chris Nadolny Gourley for the cocktail umbrella sound!

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Shannon Perry is our sound designer.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Freesound sounds used in this episode:

Cutting Lemon Or Orange by IENBA -- https://freesound.org/s/703058/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
thud pint glass beer down on table wood knock door Vows.flac by kyles -- https://freesound.org/s/454222/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
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Check out The Sprouting! Mar 25, 2024

Olivia frequently just gets bored watching the crew of the Oz 9 tangle themselves up in disasters of their own making, and lately she's been downloading podcasts to listen to. She recently stumbled across The Sprouting, a show about battling plants (wait for it) .... cleverly. And she liked it. Like ... a lot. She doesn't like ANYTHING, so we're all a bit shocked over here.

Please take a listen to the supercut of The Sprouting, then find the show wherever you listen to podcasts!

Dear listener,

Welcome back to The Cradle. Our protagonists meet at a fuel stop... sorry, Gas Station... and come to the realization that travelling onwards as a group is far safer than travelling alone. As they navigate this eldritch plant strewn world, what horrors might they encounter?

I guess you're about to find out.

BIG thank you to:

Karim Kronfli for Roland

Tanja Milojevic for OTI

Find the authors:

Email: sprouting@blighthouse.studio

Website:https://linktr.ee/thesprouting

Discord: https://discord.gg/vtgnVAZY44

Support:http://www.Patreon.com/blighthouse

This is aBlighthouse Studio production.

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episode ninety-five: Spill or be spilled Mar 14, 2024

Well, cue the sultry saxophone and the wire-brushed cymbals, we're back for part II of our "noir" wormhole. We had high hopes for this one (as in, high hopes everyone would get shot and this nightmare would finally be at an end), but we're only down a tour guide, and even he just seems to have wandered off.

Goldipants Detective Agency is hot on the heels of Red (aka Colin Smith aka Horace MacRory), the millionaire gangster whose morals are as slippery as his accent. Will Pluto and Donna track down the bad guy before we lose any more scientists? Will Mrs S and Donna survive their brush with the Big Bad? Also, what the hell's a nereid?

You've been listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Tim Sherburn as Colin
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Joe
Kevin Hall as Greg
With special guest Bob Killion as the Admiral
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Many thanks to one of our all-time favorite podcasts, Mission: Rejected, for loaning us the character of the Admiral. If you haven't already, be sure to add Mission: Rejected to your list on your podcatcher of choice.

Oz 9's theme music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com.

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episode ninety-four: Expensive perfume and cheap shots Mar 01, 2024

It's a quiet night on the mean streets of ... uhhhhh ... doesn't matter. And it's not that quiet, either. Lemme start this again.

It's a Tuesday night, and the Oz 9 has slipped into yet another wormhole. But it's OK. This one comes with hats.

You've been listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg
Kyle Jones as your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com.

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episode ninety-three: A Midsummer Morning After Feb 14, 2024

It's part 2 of this, and then I swear, we're finished and you can go back to just suspecting how pretentious we are rather than having the receipts.

We know Feb 14 can be a bit rough for some, so we wanted to give you the subtle sounds of barfing fairies to help you get through the day. Just know, we love your goofy, kooky self ALL days of the year.

You've been listening to:

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Duckweed, Wooly Sedge, Horsetail, and Cattail.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2,
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. The glorious madrigal music you hear at the beginning was created by John Faley and performed by John Faley, Tanya Faley, and Emily Faley.

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Who will deny it if asked.

The trailer is for a show we love and that is written, produced, and stars our own Julie: Chrisi Talyn Saje. You'll find Madison On The Air wherever you listen to podcasts.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out our awesome podcast siblings at fableandfolly.com.

We'll see you next time, Space Monkeys. Keep your eyes on the stars, and if you see Cupid, seriously, tell him to adjust his sash.

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episode ninety-two: A Midsummer Night's ... whatever the hell this is Feb 04, 2024

As Narrator 2 says in this episode, "English majors must perforce English maj," so here's the episode you've all been dreading: the Fakespeare. Come on, stop whining, you knew it was coming.

If you're not familiar with A Midsummer Night's Dream, well, there are lots of really excellent versions out there. We prefer you NOT listen to those, however, as that's going to make this seem even more torturous than being read Vogon poetry before being shot out into space.

That said, it was fun to write and fun to do, so ... get over it. Also, the second half should show up on Feb. 14, a day some folks seem to think is special.

Thou hast been listening to...

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Duckweed, Wooly Sedge, Horsetail, and Cattail.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2,
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our music was writ by John Faley, and our artwork from the fevered brow of Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding our dialogue did edit, and Shannon Perry our sound design'ed. Lamentably, our story of Oz 9, much like the alien of old, did explode from the head of Shannon Perry and wreaketh much havoc upon a space ship. Check out more nonsense at https://oz-9.com.

Know you now that Oz 9 doth hang about with many a rascally and ill-reputed tale amidst the Fable and Folly Network; go thee hence to fableandfolly.com and there beguile your idle hours with true delights.

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episode ninety-one: Measuring tape awareness day Jan 18, 2024

This episode... it fought back, I tell you what. But we finally wrangled it into some sort of shape. I'mma go with "parallelogram," because it looks like it's about to fall over, but it's a shape, anyway.

We meant to get this out when we were still in the throes of the holiday season, but hey, it's Winnie the Pooh Day, and I reckon that's worth celebrating. It's also National Michigan day, soooooo, go, Michigan, I guess.

You've been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
for the last time, Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Dr von Haber Zetzer
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kevin Hall as Greg
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (keep an eye out for Spy Grandma, coming from Simon & Schuster in Spring 2026!). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Sound designer of this colossal mess is Shanon Perry. Oz 9 is written - apparently in her sleep - by that same Shannon Perry, which explains a lot.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

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episode ninety: Science makes me affectionate Jan 02, 2024

It's episode 90! And that's the best thing we can say about it.

There's a lot of sampling of condiments. Word of warning: don't get between (former) Cpt. Jessie and the cheese sauce, or lives may be lost.

Also, we found a crate of "blight piston bottles." Anyone know what those are good for?

You've been listening to:

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as former Captain Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipi
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners at fableandfolly.com/partners, and check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at fableandfolly.com.

Happy new year, ya crazy Space Monkeys. Keep your eyes on the skies and buy yourself something pretty at one of our merch shops: https://oz-9.com/supportus/

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episode eighty-nine: Adorable and very merchandisable Dec 17, 2023

It's nearly Christmas as I type this, and I'm bah humbugging like your least favorite neighbor, but throwing out an episode of Oz 9 always makes me happy. I like making the world just a little bit goofier and more confusing.

We have some additions to our ship today, and they are stupid cute in the manner of those "got my kid a puppy" videos that are all over the socials, only these might make you cry for entirely different reasons. But we'll see, I guess; they don't have many teeth yet.

Anything else I should mention? Oh yeah: happy hols, Space Monkeys. You're the biggest bunch of goofballs this galaxy has ever seen (and I'm talking about the galaxy with DNA's Hooloovoos in it, so you know it's seen some things), but we love you.

You've been listening to...

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Eric Perry as Joe
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Shannon Perry as Olivia.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. "Into the Swamp" was composed and performed by Thomas Golding. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners at fableandfolly.com/partners, and check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at fableandfolly.com.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, watch the stars and try to understand the mustard.

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Bonus: Take the planet Nov 23, 2023

It's Thanksgiving, Oz 9 style, which means the only thing anyone has to be grateful for is surviving it.

If you've ever wondered about the origin of stuffing, well, we have a theory for you. Also, were you aware you speak fluent Klep? It's true. And you didn't even have to practice. Take THAT, Duolingo.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, Donna, and Daisy
Eric Perry as Joe and Jay
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Normally, the super-talented Chrisi Talyn Saje does the sound design, but this time you're stuck with Shannon Perry, who also penned this mess.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com.

See you next time, space monkeys. Happiest of holiday seasons, if and however you celebrate.

From yer ever-lovin',

Crew

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episode eighty-eight: A hairball in your haggis Nov 19, 2023

We turned five years old yesterday. The podcast, I mean — Oz 9 just turned 5. How we've lasted that long, we have no idea, but we suspect it has something to do with the fact that everyone is slightly fried from the pandemic and not giving real life 100% of their attention just now. And that's cool. Real life can be a bit of a turd on a hot plate now and again, so suspending reality right alongside disbelief seems like a healthy decision.

All of which to say, thanks for hanging out with us. Gravity — both the being-serious kind and the falling-down kind — is not something we handle well. You clearly don't either, and we're happy you chose to unfurl your freak flag across the nose of the 9.

High five, space monkey. We wouldn't be here without you. And the healer pod.

You've been listening to:

Kevin Hall as Greg
David S Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is Narrator Two and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork.

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound engineer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter? Nov 05, 2023

Remember those days, hanging out at the mall, thinking Spencer's Gifts was the height of counter-culture because they had festive roach clips? Yeah, me neither. I spent all my time at Waldenbooks.

Anyway, get ready for a trip backwards in time to the mall. I can almost smell the Orange Julius and Cinnabon (which reminded me that I made coffee that was currently cooling in the other room, dammit. I'm back now) and hear the yelps as another pre-teen gets their ears pierced at Claire's.

There's a very confused security guard -slash-sommelier, some moaning, and somebody ends up with an earring in their forehead. (Now taking bets on who THAT turns out to be.)

Because you haven't got the sense nature gave a goat, you're listening to:

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Eric Perry as Joe
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
introducing the Narrator's kiddo, Michaela Nadolny Gourley as Emma, the Counter Girl and
John Dowgin of Mission: Rejected as Cyril the Security Guy.
Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode eighty-six: Spike the gargling cow Oct 01, 2023

Continuing in our endeavor to educate the public, much of the cowboy vernacular here is authentic. Well, some of it. "Brown gargle," for example, is totally legit. Should it come up on Jeopardy at some point, we expect compensation.

The crew continue to explore the Oz 9, sometimes voluntarily. We know these stupid sandwich machines are trying to tell us something, but knowing that and actually understanding what that "something" is are two different things, and let's face it, this bunch have only just managed speech.

You've been listening to

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
J Michael DeAngelis as Clyde the cowboy
Introducing Pete Barry as ... never mind — WAS the bartender
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Thomas Golding composed and performed the additional ragtime music for this episode.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Find this and all our episode transcripts on our website, https://oz-9.com.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus: Oz 9 Meet the Characters Sep 17, 2023

Honestly, there's just nothing good to be gained from listening to this. It's a bunch of people old enough to know better being very silly while affecting various accents (with varying degrees of success). Good ahead and listen if you want to, but please wear headphones and do something redemptive with your hands, like making food for unhoused people or picking your nose. We'll all feel better about it.

Much thanks to Sarah Golding, to whom all credit (and frankly, blame) belongs.

Yer ever-lovin',

Crew

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Bonus: Meet Jonathan Pezza of Curious Matter Anthology! Sep 10, 2023

I know, I know, I skip a lot of bonus episodes too, but srsly, give this one a listen. Not only is Jonathan smarter than the entire crew of the Oz 9 concurrently and consecutively (yes, low bar, but still), he's also got really fun things to tell us about. Hear the interview, then for goodness' sake, stick around and hear his full-cast, immersive audio adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut's "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow."

Thanks as ever to John Faley, for the gorgeous Oz 9 music!

Links:

Curious Matter Anthology: https://curiousmatterpodcast.com/episodes/

Support Season 3, The Exile on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jonathanpezza/curious-matter-anthology-season-3-the-exile

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episode eighty-five: Dirty, greasy oligarchs Aug 02, 2023

Exploring the Oz 9 isn't like exploring brave new worlds in the manner of highly questionable colonialists of eras past. Except for the alligators. And the swampy bits. Also not knowing what's safe to eat (hint: not bloody much). And the near-fatal encounters on a daily basis.

OK, so it's actually quite a bit like exploring brave new worlds, except for the bravery.

Just... listen to the episode. Try to stay out of the quagmires, and if you do get quagged, at least wipe your feet before you go wandering around the ship.

You've been listening to

Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Lady Nibble Biscuit and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Special thanks to J Michael DeAngelis from Mission: Rejected for taking on the role of The Cowboy.
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Special special thanks to Thomas Golding for the Ragtime music in our Old Time Western bar!

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Be sure to join us next time as the mystery of the ketchup pen is finally solved! Maybe.

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episode eighty-four: Would it help if I spoke stupid? Jul 18, 2023

Exploration of the Oz 9 continues, and it's not going well. Though we did find some goldfish. And some bumper cars.

Traveling via vending machine is just unpredictable and not nearly as filling as you might imagine, but the crew are blundering around the ship from room to room and sandwich to sandwich, flirting with cowboys and this sentence is a bit long so I'm stopping now.

You've been listening to

Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Lady Nibble-Biscuit
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Join us again next time, Space Monkeys, and stay out of the bowely bits.

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episode eighty-three: In short, she is baked Jun 11, 2023

I went back and read the opening paragraph that was here originally, and even I don't understand it, so I must have been really tired or possibly in a hostage situation when I wrote it. Anyway, it's gone, and though this means the subtitle now makes zero sense, it's still an improvement.

In this episode, Olivia's I-drops (iDrops?) have gotten mixed up with some other substances, and, well, if you thought added chaos might cancel out existing chaos....nope. It just piles on.

You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Shannon Perry sound designed this episode (and asks that you just go with it). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

You can find all episode transcripts with their episodes on our website, https://oz-9.com. You might want to consider a tetanus shot before you go, though.

Until next time, space monkeys.

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Bonus: Livestream for the Cure and Oz 9 May 14, 2023

The Livestream for the Cure starts on May 17 and probably ends abruptly with much screaming on SATURDAY (not Sunday, ooops) May 20th at 8 pm when the Oz 9 crew takes over.

We hope you'll join us.

Learn more here: LivestreamForTheCure.com.

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episode eighty-two: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin May 11, 2023

Our crew land on a strange planet ... and find someone truly strange.

BUT: here's your chance to hear a chunk of Dr. Theo's novel as our turnip greens attempt to evade what Joe refers to as "the stupidest way to die we've come up with yet."

You've been listening to:

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator

**Guest starring Ash Hunt as Officer Lowell, courtesy of Oblivity, the brilliant podcast by Rob Stringer.**

If you're not familiar with Oblivity podcast, you're really missing out. Stay tuned for a tasty sample, then find more here: https://www.oblivitypodcast.com/. Oblivity is one of our favorite shows of all time, so make sure you check them out!

John Faley writes our music; Lucas Elliott is responsible for our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and sadly, Shannon Perry sound designed this mess.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks for listening, space monkeys. Now go do something useful to make up for it.

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episode eighty-one: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen Apr 12, 2023

Yes, I KNOW we said January, but hey, it's January somewhere, right?

The Oz 9 crew are finally (?) done with their plant-based emergency and have broken free of the Milky Way Galaxy. They're currently lurking in a galaxy that (if you're looking at it sideways and are 8 years old) has a vaguely rude shape. That should keep them entertained for a while.

Anyway, they might actually get off the 9 and explore a strange new world here soon, so now's probably a good time to say goodbye. Before they, you know, poke an alien.

Please stay through the end credits to hear a very cool trailer for a very good show.

And we haven't gotten any reviews for, like, AGES, sooooo, if you wanted to, you could, like, leave us one or something. No biggie.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Chrissi Talyn Saje as Julie
Eric Perry as Joe
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry but if you say so in public, she'll deny it.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed pie Mar 10, 2023

I tell ya, you turn your back for, like, three months, and someone just shoulders their way in there and takes over your ship, your characters... sheeesh.

ANYWAY, if you're familiar with podcasts A Ninth World Journal or Deconstructive Criticism, you've already enjoyed the work of our own Dr. Theo Bromae, better known as David S. Dear.

In this bonus episode, he gives us a glimpse of life behind the curtain. And in front of the toilet door COME ON ALREADY SOME OF US HAD RICE KUDZPIES AT SNACKTIME.

You've been listening to

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg
David S. Dear as himself
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Typically, Sarah Golding is our dialog editor, and Oliver Morris is our sound designer, but you have Shannon Perry to blame for those this time. This episode of Oz-9 was written by David S. Dear.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus Discussing Oz 9: Hiatus Episode Feb 22, 2023

Welcome to the Audiotorium. It's Discussing Oz 9, with Narrator and Narrator 2, Pluto, and other assorted folks.

If you're not familiar with the Discussing Network and their stable of shows, Discussing Who, Discussing Trek, and Discussing Comics, you really could be listening to that instead of this. (http://www.discussingnetwork.com/)

But in the style of Discussing Stuff, it's a review of Oz 9's season 4, so if you haven't listened to all of season 4, well, spoilers, sweetie.

This episode was written by Kyle Jones and features ...

Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
(and far-too-briefly Clarence Brown as Narrator 2)
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Tim Sherburn as Colin
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Cpt Jessie
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell
Richard Nadolny as the Alarm
Shannon Perry as Olivia

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Be sure to check out all the shows at our very dear friends' Discussing Network!

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Bonus: Enough with the toad orgy, Two Feb 08, 2023

If you struggled through the classically complex and layered story of the last four seasons, you're not alone. It was, as Mrs Sheffield has it, "more twisty-turny than my graduate teaching assistant's insides after my AP Honours' Intestinal Inversion lecture and practicuum."

So Dr. Charles Tucket, who you may remember from another hiatus episode, The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge, has been unthawed once again to provide some much-needed and hopefully not teeth-grittingly dull exposition and explanation.

Good luck. Take notes.

You've been listening to:

Kyle Jones as the tour guide and Narrator Two
David S Dear as Dr. Charlie Tucket, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Oliver Morris sound designed this episode. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode eighty: Oh my giddy aunt Dec 31, 2022

I'M LATE TO THE LISTEN ALONG, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode seventy-nine: Sand where no man is making pearls Oct 23, 2022

It's possible someone dies in this episode. I mean, it's possible someone dies in EVERY episode — it's really pretty astonishing when no one does — so you should probably pay attention today so you understand the chatter around the old fishbowl at work tomorrow.

Today's bonus information: a really tightly woven Italian suit can protect against some wimpier weaponry.

And just like that, another player is removed from the board. One episode left in Season Four, space monkeys. Will anyone survive?

You've been listening to

Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our spectacular artwork is by Lucas Elliott; all this gorgeous music is by John Faley. Dialogue editing is from the brilliant Sarah Golding, and sound design from the glorious Oliver Morris. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry, who can almost remember what happened in the last episode, but no guarantees.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Keep an eye on our website and our Bluesky, @Oz9podcast, for announcements, events, and other nonsense.

Until next time, space monkeys, shoot for the stars, but don't eat the sandwiches.

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episode seventy-eight: Is anyone else seeing wings? Sep 25, 2022

Is anyone else hearing a weird ... flapping sound? And feeling a tiny bit of a breeze? But like, a weirdly hostile breeze that's just coiled up and waiting to turn into a tornado, given even a hint of a reason?

Just me? Huh.

Well, it's episode 78, and if you haven't learned your lesson by now, I can't help you.

Also, there will be (WAS says voice from future) a live listen-along for season-ending episode 80, so keep your eye on our Twitter (@oz9pocast) and our website (https://oz-9.com) for that one.

You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2
Introducing Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle!
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

We love hearing from you, so leave us a review if it strikes your fancy, or hang out with us on the Podcast Nexus Discord Server. You'll find the link on our website, https://oz-9.com.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, shoot for the stars. Just, not literally.

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episode seventy-seven: Mind the disco ball Aug 28, 2022

Content warning: There are some big emotions in this one, so please take care of you.

We're getting closer to the end of Season 4, and ... well, that's it, really. We're getting closer. Break out the confetti because you get a break from us!

Well, probably. We're kind of like barnacles — we have to be scraped off and then we still leave a sticky residue.

Anyway, lots going on in here, so I'll just leave you to it. Pass the sandwiches. And the tissue....

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode seventy-six: Covered in goat dung and yodelers Aug 14, 2022

It's entirely possible this story has spun a wee bit out of control. But then, isn't that a lot like...life?

I mean, take your basic ergonomic keyboard. Don't you want to bash its tiny electronic brains out on a rock, only it was expensive and nominally doing something useful for your hands or wrists or something? While that might be an overreaction, might it also be considered an entirely understandable response to the fact that every time you try to type an exclamation point you get that weird squiggly tilde or whatever that thing is called, and let's face it, for some of us, there's just not that much call for a tilde, as I don't speak a language that requires it, nor do I need to indicate "approximately" that often-

Sorry.

Just ... listen to the thing. Or not. Whatever~ oh for fu-

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
June Clark Eubanks as Teresa and the Albatros
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Ben and Le Bichon Frise
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Richard Nadolny as The Alarm
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Additional music in this episode is Spring Mvt 1 Allegro, John Harrison with the Wichita State University Chamber Players.

Until next time, Space Monkeys~

SERIOUSLY????

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episode seventy-five: Mad stories of trampled relatives Jul 31, 2022

Note: This is the final episode narrated by Richard Nadolny. His fabulous daughter Chris Nadolny Gourley takes over the mic in 76.

Other note: despite what the credits say, this episode was edited by Sarah Golding and sound designed by Oliver Morris. (Both geniuses; give them lots of gigs and money.)

Note 3: The subtitle is just in case he's googling himself. :)

We'd say the pace is picking up, but seriously, when you're just going around in circles because half of your engines are blown out, does pace really matter?

Also, did YOU know National Geographic has a Narrators' Lounge? Who do you suppose hangs out in there? Freeman and Attenborough, obv; surely Ron Howard drops by now and again, Benedict Cumberbatch probably quit coming by after that whole "peng-wing" incident... Oprah has her own wing...

Sorry, got a little distracted there. What were we talking about? Oh hell, I'm sure whatever it was, it wasn't very important.

You've been listening to

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Mr Southers
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, try not to bump into the moon.

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episode seventy-four: You know where the porn stash is Jul 17, 2022

Note: This episode is narrated by Richard Nadolny, so guard your heart.

It's episode 74, and you know what that means.... DO you know what it means? Could you write it on a note and slip it to us during study hall, because we've got nothing.

Things are just Nutty McNutface with this crew, and everyone's in the dark, literally and figuratively. Who can you trust when everyone's skulky and half the crew went to spy school but apparently no one actually read O Captain You're a Captain?

Our favorite cabbage-heads are once again struggling to survive, and the smart money is on the plants.

You've been listening to:

Introducing Chrisi Talyn Saje in the role of Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
David S Dear as Tiberius and Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin Hall as Greg J
une Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2 and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode seventy-three: Is that a Giant Turnip? Jun 30, 2022

Warning: this is narrated by Richard, so take care of you. He didn't mean to make you sad.

Brugmansia, it turns out, isn't a type of Italian leather shoe. Nor is it the third movement of something by Beethoven. And it is definitely NOT edible.

But it can be stuck in one's mouth and swallowed, so of course, the bumfluff crew of Oz 9 did.

BTW, St. Leonard's Day isn't a real thing. But it should be.

You've been listening to

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Iri Alexander as Julie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, and Joe
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones is Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode seventy-two: Cahooty Jun 11, 2022

Content warning: Richard narrates this episode, so take care of you. This episode is dedicated in his memory. Please consider contributing to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. https://afsp.org/

Massive cahooty thanks to Oliver Morris of Kane and Feels: Daytrippers without whom this episode might never have gotten edited and out. And do stay tuned for a taste of Kane and Feels at the end of the ep — it's delicious!

It's episode 72, and our squad of scrambled eggs are trying desperately to figure out who they can trust and who they can't, and the Gordion knot of it all will probably never be untangled, not that any of this crew have any notion what a Gordion knot is when it's at home.

Good luck to us all.

You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Howard
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Ben
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Oliver Morris is our sound desiger. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Support us on Patreon by going to our website, https://oz-9.com and following the links. You'll also find the transcript for this episode (and all the others) there.

See you 'round the bend, Space Monkeys.

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Bonus: Oz 9 Past, present, and (dare we say it) future Jun 10, 2022

Content Warning: Big emotions around death and suicide.

Before he left us, Richard recorded several episodes ahead. Hard as it is to hear his voice, it's also a joy to have a little more Narrator to share. He wanted these episodes to go out, and we want to honor that wish.

So you will hear Richard a few more times. If that's too much for you, skip on to 76, read the transcripts instead (you can find all our transcripts with their episodes on https://oz-9.com). Please do whatever it takes for you to care for yourself.

In this episode, you'll hear from many members of the cast, sharing their memories of Richard. You'll also hear a couple of big announcements about Oz 9's future.

Spoiler: starting Saturday, June 11, the adventure continues. See you 'round the bend, Space Monkeys.

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NEWTS! Jun 09, 2022

It's a story about newts. A story that turned its author into Public Enemy #2. Yeah, you're going to want to hear this.

Newts is a production of PRX and The Truth Podcast. It’s created by Ian Coss and Sam Jay Gold.

Find it by searching for "Newts PRX" on your favorite podcatcher or at one of the links below!

Twitter:

@newts_pod
@ian_coss
@SamJayGold

Instagram:

Website:

newtspod.com

Podcast Apps:

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episode seventy-one: Rumblings in the astral region Apr 11, 2022

If you've never had chocolate milkweed with rosemallows, you're really missing out.

On stomach upset, whiplash-inducing vomiting, an itchy rash, and unconsciousness, which is really the best part.

Despite the litany of side effects, Leet is dishing up a mug just for you, so please join us aboard the Oz 9, as we head out for another entirely pointless journey.

Be sure to stay till the end to hear a trailer of a much more sensible and quite fabulous science fiction audio drama: Chaika.

You've been listening to

Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Howard
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Tim Sherburn as Emily and Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots? Mar 21, 2022

Oh, hell, now we're getting all Lord of the Ringsy with sacred tokens and some sort of binding agent to herd them all or whatever, blah blah blah.

We're back on board the Oz 9, and the crew is far more interested in their next cocktail than in, I dunno, SAVING EARTH OR WHATEVER. Although, I could murder a cosmo....

You've been listening to

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Just a reminder that you can still purchase our merchandise or support us on Patreon by going to our website, Oz-9.com and following the links.

That's it for us, Space Monkeys; we'll see you next time.

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episode sixty-nine (giggle): Tighter than a Minnesotan Manhole Feb 24, 2022

It's episode 69, and the whole world is just upside down.

Oh, come on, not even ONE "sixty-nine" joke? Sheesh.

You've been listening to

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch Jan 24, 2022

Leet's been boiling up ... well, we're not sure what those are. He thought they were apples, and he was trying to make apple cider. Or maybe apple sauce, we're not really clear what he was aiming for. In any event, he ended up with something that can only be contained in these special jars the Albatros makes from clay from the bioswamp; it burns right through everything else.

Anyway, if someone invites you to have a swig of swamphooch, we really suggest you run away. Maybe punch them first, because clearly they're trying to kill you, and that'll give you a little more time to escape.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Granny Shelp, who held the codes to Gated Galaxies, and the key to our hearts. Much love to one of our forever space monkeys.

You've been listening to

Tim Sherburn as Emily
Eric Perry as Howard
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam Jan 06, 2022

We hope you all had a great holiday season.

We didn't.

Something blew up and it stunk like crazy, but we still have no idea what it was, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer's not talking. We're not sure if that's because he's guilty or in shock, but either way, we're not prying an answer out of him any time soon.

You've been listening to

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
with special guests Greg Yim as Chet and Darryl Schnell as Brett (thanks, Greg, Darryl, and Kiyomi!)
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

A gentle reminder that you can support us by buying merch at our Tee Public and Etsy stores, or joining our Patreon.

Oz 9: https://oz-9.com
TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9
ETSY SHOP: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/oz9podcast

Until next time, Space Monkeys....!

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episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here Dec 20, 2021

It's the holiday season, and our gift to you is.... some stupid. We made it ourselves.

You've been listening to

Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Don't forget, you can wear Oz 9 merchandise as a badge of hon- you can wear Oz 9 merchandise. Check out https://oz-9.com and our Tee Public and Etsy stores. And buy our comic book, 'k? We've got lots of copies.

TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9
ETSY SHOP: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/oz9podcast

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business Nov 22, 2021

Have you ever wondered about HOW the Oz ships were retrofitted for long space journeys? Us too.

We still do.

Hey, stay till the end to hear the trailer for the glorious podcast Mockery Manor. HIGHLY recommended!

You've been listening to

Lee Shackleford as Interviewer 1
Sarah Golding as Interviewer 2
Kyle Jones as Interviewer 3
Kevin Hall as Interviewer 4
June Clark Eubanks as Interviewer 5
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Visit us at Oz-9.com for transcripts for all our episodes, more information about the show, and links to our merchandise and Patreon. Thanks for joining us, Space Monkeys, and we'll be back next time!

Or WILL we....?

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episode sixty-four: Three rights and a left Nov 08, 2021

The original title of this episode bugged me, so I changed it. I can do that. If you're worried the power might go to my head, well, just wait until you see your birth certificate.

This episode is a flashback in which random, weird stuff happens, just in case you were wondering if 2021 and 2022 were the weirdest history gets.

You've been listening to

Eric Perry as Joe
David S Dear as Tiberius
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi Oct 24, 2021

You thought your job was hard, imagine being Narrator (or Narrator 2, really) for this boatload of Twinkies. (Which, incidentally have still not shown any signs of decomposition in 2142, just sayin'.)

If our Narrator makes it through his contract without developing a neurosis (or cirrhosis), well, it's not our fault.

Avocado yogurt.... avocado yogurt....

Stay tuned through the end to hear the MCCACEC Fight Song by the amazing Sarah Golding!

You've been listening to

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Visit us on Bluesky @oz9podcast, check out our website, oz-9.com, or join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus Oct 04, 2021

NOTE: Listen to the end for awesome trailers!

It's true many people complain that Oz 9 is not only NOT educational, it may in fact "leach information out of your brain as you listen." (thanks, mom — real nice)

We beg to differ. Did you know zebras were once called "hippotigruses" (hippotigri? whatever)? Think of how much you've learned about plants and space and maths and fugu and Sweden!

Anyway, if we're making you dumber, I think you know exactly what Olivia would have to say to that. Because that's ANOTHER THING YOU LEARNED.

You've been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Ben
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
David S Dear as Tiberius
Tim Sherburn as Colin, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you're enjoying the show, visit our website at https://Oz-9.com where you can find links to our merch stores, our comic book, and our Patreon.

We always appreciate a rate and review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

Trailers courtesy of

Bunker Down from the makers of Marsfall

Elaine's Cooking for the Soul

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episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuver Sep 20, 2021

LOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

It's episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there's a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.

In this episode:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield & Henri
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus: Oz 9 episode X-1 Sep 12, 2021

Written by Lee Shackleford of the awesome sci-fi audio drama Relativity, this bonus episode exposes you to yet more of Oz 9 that you were hoping to avoid.

Is it possible an advanced alien species is coming aboard the ship? Well, yeah, I mean — they're in space. But, are they friendly? This is the Oz 9. What are the chances?

HUGE thanks to Lee, who wrote AND produced this episode despite all our mostly unintentional efforts to thwart him. BTW, Lee is an amazing voice and stage actor, writer, and human being, so if you want to get in contact, find him at shacklefordfreelance.com.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com).

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus: Oz 9 chat, part deux Aug 29, 2021

We'd like to dedicate this second hiatus episode to our one fan in Zambia.

To date, according to our stats, there have been 86 downloads in Zambia. We figure that's one fan who listened to every episode, including all the hiatus and bonus stuff, and to him, her, or them, we say a profound "thank you!"

And the same "thank you" to everyone who listens. We know there's more important stuff you can be doing, like thinning out your spatula collection or arranging your vegetable garden in descending order, but you chose to spend it with us. That means a lot.

All the very best, space monkeys.

From yer ever-lovin', Crew

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com).

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus Oz 9 "the hiatus ate us" chat Aug 20, 2021

"The hiatus ate us!" That line, courtesy of the brilliant Bonnie Brantley, is all too true.

We started our hiatus with great plans to do all kinds of fun Oz 9-y things in all that copious free time, only to have our ideas evaporate in the harsh light of real life.

Sorry. But here's some of us talking about stuff. Does that help?

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch Jul 11, 2021

This one is a beast. Go to the bathroom, get some water, maybe load up on some snacks. Is your listening device charged?

Get comfy. We have a lot to tell.

This season, you've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Percival/Tiberius
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Special guest performances from: Mignon Fogarty, the Grammar Girl, as herself
Beccy Stirrup as Sam, the Space Archivist
Scottye Moore as the Guard
Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard operator
Janis Westin as the Greyhound
The entire cast of that glorious podcast, Mission: Rejected, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Huge thanks to our Music Man, John Faley; our artist extraordinaire, Lucas Elliott; our director, the incomparable June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next season, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles. Jun 16, 2021

You've been awesome! No, really. I'd love to be able to reward your patience, but instead I just have an episode. I know it's not much, but I made it myself.

One more episode to close out the season: are you ready?

No. You're not. Sorry, but you are SO not ready.

You're listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Mrs Sheffield as Mrs Arris
Eric Perry as Southers, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S Dear as Dr. Theo and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator. And the microwave. Also the fridge.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Special thanks to Ann Sloan of the awesome Carlötta Beautox Chronicles podcast, for the Smoking Ruin cocktail idea!

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episode fifty-eight: Spucked into sace May 17, 2021

With just three episodes left in the season, is that a cliff I see ahead? With a small branch protruding from its face, just right for hanging?

Things are moving along at a rapid pace, much like the Oz 9 isn't, and there are surprises, tears, laughter, warming of hearts, girding of loins, rending of garments, and possibly smoochies ahead.

Oh, and you're gonna want to stick through the credits this time. YES, WE DID THAT THING WHERE WE PUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT AFTER THE CREDITS, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LISTEN TO THEM ONCE IN A WHILE?

Sheesh.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Joe
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy May 03, 2021

This episode begins with a funeral, so you might want to have tissues handy.

The production assistant was supposed to get hypo-allergenic flowers for the ceremony but managed to find hyper-allergenic ones, which not only make you sneeze, they cram themselves up your nose until you beg for mercy.

The PA has been fwipped, so if you have even remotely appropriate experience, we're hiring.

You've been listening to...

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Mr Southers
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
and Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. OOur theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Some links.... just for ....whatever....

TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9
ETSY SHOP: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/oz9podcast

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt Apr 19, 2021

We did a comic book! You'll hear us talking about the Kickstarter here, which is well and truly over, thanks for asking. Now just buy one and get them out of my garage? (https://oz9podcast.etsy.com)

Here's a surprise: Jessie doesn't like comics. She says they're too colourful and she's never read one. I would have recommended she read them when she's not in a bad mood, but maybe that's what she's already doing?

Anyway, you know the drill. You've been listening to these people. Gourd knows why.

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer and Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2 and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our artwork (which is also in the comic book, just sayin') is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley, except the MCCACEC fight song, which was composed and ... lyricized? lyricked? by Sarah Golding. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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Bonus Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2) Mar 28, 2021

A rift in time and space causes 4 members of the Oz 9 crew to get pulled off the space ship (bringing the median IQ up significantly) and swapped with 4 members of the EMF (aaaaaaaaaaand we're back to where we were, IQ-wise).

This is part two of a special two-part crossover with the hilarious secret agent comedy, Mission: Rejected. If you haven't heard part one yet, stop, put us on pause, go out, listen to part 1 on the Mission: Rejected feed (https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/), come back, take us off pause, because from this moment forward....

I'd say "spoilers," but let's face it... it's mostly nonsense.

You’ve been listening to:

Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg
Jill Ivey as the Western Union Woman
Bob Killion as The Admiral and Orin
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Dave Sanger as Bowden Montcrief
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange with
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator and
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Music by Pete Barry and John Faley. Directed by June Clark Eubanks and J. Michael DeAngelis.

This episode was written by Shannon Perry, Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Sound mixing and editing was by Pete Barry. Mission Rejected is written and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin. Oz-9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. Check out more great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry (https://freesound.org/people/PeteBarry/) and Shannon Perry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby used under license
Party by 7by7, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Slosh by Razzvio, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Whip crack by CGEffex, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Exercise machine by CGEffex, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Bubbles by lonemonk, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Breaking glass by m1a2t3z4, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Zap by BigKahuna, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Space door by peepholecircus, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Gun cock by SmartWentCody, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Space bridge by Diboz, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Ouch! by Adam N, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Wooden destruction by inspectorJ, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Space engine by Nexotron, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Water draining by coltures, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Electric sparks by InspectorJ, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Gasp! by dersuperanton, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Flying drone by Sheyvan, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Crickets by Defelozedd94, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Popcorn by Sunejackie, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets Mar 22, 2021

OK, OK, yes, it's late AGAIN. We know. We've been having a really rough time lately, the kids are sick, the roof caved in when we had that thunderstorm last week, and then there was that other thing....

No, you're right. None of that is true. Our alarm is a bored dude just saying "alarm alarm alarm" over and over, so clearly this is not a well-financed, slick-and-professional thing we've got going here.

Throw some money at our Patreon or Kofi (optimistically posting the links below), and maybe we can talk about maintaining a schedule. It won't happen, but we can talk.

You've been listening to

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Richard Cowen as Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Our next episode is extra special, and we're super excited to bring it to you. Plus, someone else is doing the production, so it'll probably be on time!

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/oz9podcast

Until then, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear Mar 03, 2021

All the backstory you never wanted and then some. We find out some stuff about Le Bichon Frise, some other stuff about Donna, blah blah blah. Greg falls over at one point, so that's pretty funny.

I'd say "sorry it's so late," but I feel like I ought to be sorry before I say sorry. So.... It's late.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
introducing Janis Westin as The Greyhound
Richard Nadolny is our Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Don't forget to check out our Fan Kit, available to download for free from our website, https://oz-9/com. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her? Feb 15, 2021

The universe may be crashing around your ears, but as long as you know the difference between who and whom and how to scoop up a dangling participle, you'll be all right. It's kind of like knowing where your towel is.

In this very special episode, a guest pops onto the ship and into Leet's arms, and for a few moments at least, all seems right with the world.

A very few moments. And not really "right" so much as "slightly less wrong."

Many thanks to our very special guest, Mignon Fogarty, educator, author, speaker, and host of the brilliant, award-winning Grammar Girl's Quick and Dirty Tips to Better Writing podcast!

You've been listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Mignon Fogarty as the Mime
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-two: Everyone knows about böckling Feb 01, 2021

Do you know how to disable an invisible alarm? Yeah, well, listen close; someone on our crew is about to tell you.

Well, maybe... we're not entirely sure it works, so I don't know that I'd test it at the Louvre. Maybe Paddy MacDougal's Museum O'Naughty Limericks and Saucy Sea Shanties first.

Just steer clear of the green milkshakes. Actually, that's a really good lesson for the Oz 9 as well.

Anyway, here's the episode, it's late, and there are probably half a dozen limericks at Paddy's that could push it down and steal its lunch money, but never mind. Someone bring me some wine, and don't spare the chickens.

You've been listening to:

David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Southers and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode fifty-one: I look damn good in jodhpurs Jan 17, 2021

The crew aboard the Oz 9 are stalactites, holding tight to the ceiling in unexpected zero Gs, and the crew on the ground are stalagmites, who might survive if a crabby, oddly dressed ancient god decides to let them go.

You know, same old same old.

Oz 9 is back from holiday break, though why a crew that typically works a solid seven-minute day needs a break is yet to be determined.

We hope you missed us as much as we very nearly missed that very important satellite. Hey, who needs news in this day and age, amirite?

You’ve been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Mr Southers
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Richard Cowen as Leet
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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Bonus: Oz 9 It doesn't get much more trivial than this Jan 04, 2021

To punish Kevin Hall for having the gall to ... something, I can't remember what it was he did, but for sure he did something really bad to merit this kind of response.... Anyway, maybe just to be mean, we made him relisten to Oz 9, write a bunch of trivia questions, then ask them to four people who among them could barely scrape up an answer to the question of what they had for breakfast on that particular day.

It's nearly 90 minutes of "uhhhhhh....." and "hang on, I know I know this one," and "seriously, Kevin, where are you getting these questions?!" and very few answers, but if you like that sort of thing, it's good for an occasional laugh.

Huge thanks to Kevin for enduring, and for Bryan, Corey, and Jess for being amazing, fantastic (if nearly hopeless) sports.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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Bonus: The Oz 9 Night Before Christmas Dec 25, 2020

Our beloved OG Narrator Richard Nadolny wrote and reads the Oz 9 version of "The Night Before Christmas."

Merry Christmas, ya bums.

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Bonus Diary of a Oz9ivist: Is this a cheese dream? Dec 06, 2020

EARLIER SOUND ISSUES HAVE BEEN CORRECTED, AND OUR PRODUCTION PERSON HAS BEEN FWIIIIIIIIIIII......

What happens when the alien aboard your ship gets hungry?

Usually really gross things involving lots of blood and gore and that, but fortunately for us, the grossest thing in this episode is a small critter popping out of an orifice. Which is actually less gross than it sounds. Wait for it.

The ships of Samantha Lyons and the Oz 9 have stumbled into one another in space, and Leet's had lots of caffeine, and there's some dancing.

This bonus ep includes the writing and acting genius of Beccy Stirrup. Please check out more by this amazing creator: https://www.facebook.com/diaryofaspacearchivist/

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

Please note that Oz 9 will be taking a brief holiday hiatus and we'll be back in January of 2021. Happy hols to alls!

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episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter Nov 22, 2020

Humans on the receiving end of divine affections don't do so well, mythologically speaking. However, after having seen Donna in action, the smart money is on the homo sapien. Pluto better watch his gold lamé onesie, if he knows what's good for him.

With this episode, we are officially halfway through Season 3 of Oz 9, so let's all take a moment to realize this crew of idiots has managed to survive this long. Well, apart from Matt, that guard in the tunnel, Lady Nibble-Biscuit, the mime, several thousand pod-occupants, 1/3 of Sweden.... never mind.

As this gaggle of ninnies is still out there, do please be careful. Wear your mask, wash your hands, and be sure to carry Idiot Repellant.

You've been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg and Tiberius
Richard Cowen as Leet
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto and
Richard Nadolny is your narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our thanks to Just Short of Crazy blog for the image of Pluto.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Our gratitude to the very real town of French Lick, Indiana, for not issuing and cease and desist orders or otherwise objecting to us invading their home. If you are a resident of or have been to French Lick, we'd love to hear from you — give us a shout @oz9podcast on Bluesky or Twitter. Or if you have a really good recipe for the sort of cocktail that makes you not care that you're spending your precious leisure time with us.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauce Nov 09, 2020

I'd apologize for this being so late, but if you think about it, I gave you an extra 16-and-a-half Oz-free hours, which is, like, a decade in idiot years.

It's been a long day aboard the Oz 9. You think bad decision making is easy — Doritos for dinner? Yes, please. Easy! Go for a run or drink chocolate milk with vodka? Vodka. Definitely. Easy! —and yet, it's exhausting.

So, you'll get no apology from me, unless I come across one on my way to the couch.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Dr. Von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Iri Alexander as Julie
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr Theo and Argus
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Also, would you buy a bloody comic book at our Etsy site? Seriously, I need to park my car somewhere.

Take care, space monkeys. Until next time!

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episode forty-eight: We only have three minutes Oct 25, 2020

Remember how there was that one week you were sick or maybe just on vacation but too poor to go anywhere? And you watched daytime TV, and even though you knew it was ridiculous and cheesy, by Friday you were desperate to know if little Suzy really was Armoire's daughter and if Aristato would find Nectarina in time to stop her from marrying ... I don't know, Ponderosa Jutjaw or whatever?

Just stay with me, this is relevant.

What I'm saying is, it's totally possible to get swept up in a story, even if the story is kind of nonsense and the characters are slightly less intelligent than waffles.

Don't believe me? This is episode 48.

You've been listening to:

Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Buck
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
June Clare Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
guest starring Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard Operator.
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

We love reviews (glowing ones, preferably), so feel free to leave us one on Podchaser, Apple Podcasts, or the podcatcher of your choice.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord Lunchable Oct 11, 2020

What would you do if everything in your garden suddenly attacked you? Carrots shooting themselves at your eyes, radishes nibbling tiny, spicy holes in your ankles, kohlrabi shouting at you, probably in German, given how "kohlrabi" is spelled — does it seem German to you? just me? — and let's not even talk about what the watermelon is trying to do.

Would you ever be able to eat a salad again?

This is vaguely relevant to episode 47, but only sort of. Meanwhile, I'm going to have nightmares about cauliflower.

You've been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
introducing Lee Shackleford as Pluto.
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Want to support Oz 9?

TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9

ETSY SHOP: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode forty-six: It's invasion of the body snackers Sep 27, 2020

Probably the most remarkable thing that happens in this entire episode is that Le Bichon Frise pronounces "assassinate" correctly. I know. We were pretty shocked too.

It happens at the bottom of page 3, so if you just want to hear that and skip the rest, I don't suppose anyone would blame you.

Oh, and there's a bit about a butterfly that's funny. You might want to stick around for that. Up to you.

You've been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Mr. Southers
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode forty-five: Who doesn't love a decorative bunting? Sep 13, 2020

It's really late. The kind of late that keeps on getting later until it circles back round to early. When I'm this blurry and tired, I'm likely to say anything. Like how much more bearable life became on this ship with we busted Dr. Theo out of his pod. Geeky never looked so good....

See, now what did I say? Stop with the questions and the "oooo tell me everything" eyes. Dr. Theo is extremely fond of his personal space, and that's all there is to it. So shut up. I'm going to bed.

You're listening to:

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones, as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

STOP ASKING ABOUT DR. BROMAE. Until next week, Space Monkeys...!

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episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this position Aug 30, 2020

If you've been keeping up with the antics of that zany crew aboard the Oz 9-

Have you ever considered taking up a REAL hobby? Like stamps or shuffleboard or knitting quilts or something? Or listening to Top of the Round, which is a much more sensible pastime?

It's episode 44, and no one is any smarter than they were 43 episodes ago, and that includes you, since your brain is no doubt deteriorating at a much faster clip than it would have if you'd done Sudoku or whatever it is instead.

Fine, go ahead and listen, ruin your life, see if I care! I tell you, I bust my butt for you kids, cooking, cleaning, writing show notes, you think this is easy?

You've been listening to:

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Aaron Clark as Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
with special guest Scottye Moore as the Guard.
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

Our trailer this week is for Top of the Round!

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episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile Aug 16, 2020

Perhaps you've heard about the mold that's eating radioactive materials around Chernobyl? And that scientists are considering insulating spacecraft and astronauts suits with the stuff to protect them from solar radiation?

We're not imagining things up here. We're just ahead of our time.

You've been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Still here. Nice day, isn't it? You look great, by the way. Did you get your hair cut? New glasses?

Rain on greenhouse courtesy of MrAuralization on Freesound.org

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episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk Aug 09, 2020

Something nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three... maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we're losing the point here.

Look, just listen to the episode. It'll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.

You've been listening to:

Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

This episode, number 42, is dedicated to Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all.

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episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mail Jul 19, 2020

Welcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there's no oxygen out here, so look lively.

Take your seats, please; we'll be setting adrift...sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean. And listen up for the security announcement. JK, there's no security to be had here, but do listen to the trailer for the awesome Relativity Podcast that happens at the end of the episode.

Now. Where were we.....?

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
with a special appearance by Sarah Golding,
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you want to support the show, we'd love to see pics of you on Twitter or Bluesky, showing off your Oz 9 merch from Tee Public. You can also join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast/. Even one dollar a month earns you some cool swag and our everlasting gratitude.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, welcome home.

TRAILER: Relativity Podcast

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Bonus: Oz 9 hiatus episode: We'll always have ... Jul 12, 2020

If you've ever wondered about our crew's lives before they got wrapped up in the drama of the Oz 9, well, keep wondering, because you're not going to learn a damn thing from this disaster of an episode.

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and
Sarah Golding as pretty much everybody else. Except
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley; additional music in this episode comes from several artists on Storyblocks (mostly because I was too stupid to ask John, d'oh!). Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks.

Season 3 starts in one week (provided we don't blow ourselves up before then), so until July 19, Space Monkeys....

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Bonus Oz 9: The Season Two Crew Jul 05, 2020

If you think Oz 9 looks like chaos from the front, well, it's just as raggedy and unkempt 'round the back (if slightly less dangerous). In this bonus episode for our hiatus, our 4 newest cast members gathered to talk about life as a voice actor and the swirling tornado of imminent doom that is existence aboard the Oz 9.

You're listening to:

David S. Dear (Dr Theo Bromae)
Sarah Golding (Mrs Sheffield)
Kevin Hall (Cal/Greg) and
Iri Alexander (Julie)

We'll be back with our first episode of Season Three on July 19, 2020, so until then, Space Monkeys, stay silly.

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Bonus: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge Jun 09, 2020

The Oz ships failed under mysterious circumstances entirely caused by their on-board crews or natural disaster wholly unrelated to Gated Galaxies or its subsidiaries, officers, or agents. G2 accepts no responsibility or liability for loss of liberty, limb, or life due to incorrect use of machinery, gross negligence, intentional or reckless misconduct. By simply existing, you acknowledge that life is inherently dangerous and often fatal and absolve Gated Galaxies of any and all injury you may incur whilst voluntarily engaging in the hazardous activity known as living.

That said, Welcome to the Oz 9 Bioswamp!

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episode forty: Be prepared to lose body hair May 24, 2020

It's the end of Season 2, and our crew are still dumb, still in space, and still hovering at the edge of death. Thanks to all the zig zagging around the galaxy, they're nearly back where they started, and the forniculator still hasn't been fixed.

So, if you've been with us for the past 39 episodes, well, you probably could have skipped this bit. Let's hope Season 3 is better.

In Season 2, you heard from:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
John Faley as Brandon the YouTube guy
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg, Felonius, Spotty Bosh, Tour Guide, and Radu the Handsome
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, Howard, and Mr. Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Guest appearances in Season Two included Jessica Vest from “Cassie and the Spectral Shade,” Kyle Jones of “The Discussing Network,” Raymond Morse of “5 and Thirty with Ruk,” Karin Heimdahl of “Y2K Podcast”, Travis Hull, Susan Franzen, Eric Davis, and Barbara McGarry. Thank you all!

Our theme and other music — including Madeline's Theme in this episode — were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks so very much to all our patrons and supporters:

David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal Alex Kirk Anthony Dallape of Cardinal Sins podcast Barry Heap Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast Corey Pfautsch Craig Edwards, "the Media Guy" D.J. Sylvis of Monkeyman Productions Diana Wittenbrock James Jamtaas of Creatorz Anon podcast Dwayne Farver of Manifestations podcast Eden and Tom Minucci Emily Swanson Eric Davis Evan Melhouse Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design Janis Westin Jessica Vest Julie Stewart Kari David Karin Heimdahl of Y2K podcast Kate Wallinga of Ignorance was Bliss podcast Kiyomi and Greg Yim Louisa Wagner Helo Crepaldi, otherwise known as “Madam Kittypaldi” Maissa Bessada Marnie Warner Nicole Acquavella Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk podcast Lee and Karen Shackleford of the Relativity Podcast Rick Croft RJ Stonecipher of The Ladies of Strange podcast Shosuro Ajo Steven and Jas of Witchever Path podcast T. H. Wyman Talon Stradley of Newon's Dark Room podcast Tamsin Cheyne Michael Curtis of The Awkward Screw podcast Timothy J. Ramaekers of The Awkward Screw podcast Travis and Shannon Hull Nick Wesselman

Until Season 3, Space Monkeys!

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episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy May 10, 2020

Episode 39 means one more until the end of Season 2, and where we're going is no clearer than the muck at the bottom of the bioswamp. But hey, you've gotten this far, you might as well stick with us a little longer. Eventually, it'll all make sense.

Or not. Probably not.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Iri Alexander as Julie
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Hi. Just popping in from the future to wave at you and smile suspiciously.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technician Apr 26, 2020

Look, I've been up all night, and seriously the first person to speak to me may find themselves trying to pour coffee into a stump. Like, where their head used to be, not a tree, that was supposed to be sort of threatening and scary. Never mind.

Make sure you listen right to the end as there's treats and stuff you won't want to miss.

Oh, and Head 1 finally gets a name. It's ... epic. Really.

You’re listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Head 1 (wanna learn his new name? listen to the episode) Mr. Southers, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Introducing David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALLI SCHLEISMAN and ROSA DELGADO of Elaine's Cooking for the Soul podcast.

And THANK YOU to David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal podcast!

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Remember, space monkeys, stay safe and wash your hands.... Especially if you've touched anything on the Oz 9, yuck.

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episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken Apr 12, 2020

Despite Joe's best attempts to keep the Oz 9 free of ... icky things, a very large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge.

This has just been one of those space voyages, hasn't it?

You're listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily,
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and other music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

We have new artwork, so be sure to check out the Oz 9 shop in Tee Public. Oh go on, let your freak flag fly.

We want all our space monkeys to stay safe and well, so be sure to wash your hands regularly. If that’s becoming a drag, check out the podcast Listen, Rinse, Repeat for episodes just the right length for washing your hands. That’s Listen, Rinse, Repeat. Be well, space monkeys!

And make sure to listen for the trailer of Y2K, a fabulous podcast by Karin Heimdahl. Available on Podchaser or wherever you hear your favorite podcasts.

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episode thirty-six: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux Mar 30, 2020

Pod poetry is generally considered to be the 3rd worst in the universe. If you have a weak liver or any sort of cheese allergy, you might want to check with a doctor before listening to this episode.

You're listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tyberius
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
ONLY Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Thanks to Allan Hopfensperger for this episode’s Naming Head One contribution.

These are some crazy times, Space Monkeys, so take care and be well!

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episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike Mar 15, 2020

Beans — BIG beans — are about to be spilled aboard the Oz 9, and that could spell trouble for the crew. Especially if the beans land in a very particular way that happens to spell "trouble."

And someone aboard the Oz 9 is not doing their job. I realize I should probably narrow that down for you, as it's a hefty list, but just listen up and you'll figure it out.

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Head 1
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
A special guest appearance by Kyle Jones, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Thanks to Dwayne Farber of Manifestations podcast for this week’s Naming Head One contribution. And welcome to our newest patrons: Lee of Relativity Podcast, and Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly Mar 01, 2020

What do you do when your Otologostealth X13 runs out of charge?

That wasn't actually a rhetorical question — the manual is in Ancient Mesopotamian (we think) and none of the charging cables we have fits. Anyone?

Anyway, we say goodbye to a crewmate this episode, so get your hanky ready or use your sleeve or whatever, just prepare to have your innards stepped on in the name of emotional manipulation.

You're listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, and Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Richard Cowen as Leet
With Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Introducing Iri Alexander as Julie, with
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks to Jessica Vest for this week’s suggestion for Naming Head One.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode thirty-three: If you say so, Frog Butt Feb 16, 2020

No one said life in space would be easy. Though if they'd listened closely, the people buying seats on the Oz ships might have heard G2 officials mutter under their breath about how easy death in space was going to be ...

Anyway, it's a Thursday aboard the Oz 9, which means Leet is optimistic about their chances of survival. He's alone in that, but hey, he's a rebel.

You're listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Cal who we’re probably going to call Greg from now on
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your narrator

Special thanks to Kiyomi for naming our zebra Greg (after her husband, so we're wondering who should be complimented and/or offended), and thanks to Dwayne for this episode's #NamingHeadOne suggestion.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode thirty-two: It's stuck in my cravat Feb 02, 2020

I've pretty much decided that some weeks ago, I ate the fugu, and everything since has been some sort of weird fever dream. I mean, that's the only thing that makes sense, right?

RIGHT?

You’ve been listening to:

Kevin Hall as Cal and Greg the Zebra
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head One
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

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Bonus episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons Jan 19, 2020

Otherwise known as "The Origin of Colin Smith," this mini ep gives some background into-

Ah ah — you almost got me there. Nope. I'm not telling. I'm afraid you'll have to listen like it's 2020 or something.

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers
Kevin Hall as Spotty Bosh
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

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episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs Jan 12, 2020

I... we... they...

Seriously?

This is... It just...

SERIOUSLY?

You've been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Special thanks to guest star Sarah Golding as Mrs. Clara Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Kari David and Aunt Mary Kathryn. Safe travels, sweet Space Monkeys. You’ll be missed.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode thirty: There's an armpit method? Dec 29, 2019

It's the holiday season aboard the Oz 9, though how that happened when they launched in spring, like, a month ago, is anyone's guess.

But whatever the case, there's a mysterious box in Cargo Bay 7, and whether it was delivered by Santa or Satan... well, I guess you'll have to listen to find out, now won't you?

You're listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Cal
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

A very happy holidays to you, space monkeys!

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Bonus: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner Dec 25, 2019

On December 4, 2019, Oz 9 did a live show at the South Side Podfest at Bar 171 in Chicago, Illinois.

It was the evening of the Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner. Of course, the Albatros and le Bichon Frise attended, with chaperone Cpt. Madeline, who was very upset to learn that no one with any sense at all ate the delicious-smelling food.

Thank you to Nick Mataragas and Memoriam Development for creating this fun event and putting us on the list, thank you to Bar 171 for hosting us, and thank you to those who attended. Lady Trout’s henchmen will be visiting those who didn’t laugh enough, don’t think we didn’t see you.

Special thanks to Susan Franzen and Eric Davis for traveling vast distances – though not as far as us, we’re from outer space, for crying out loud – to take on special assassin duties.

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Introducing Susan Franzen as the Minx and Eric Davis as the Hound dog
Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline,
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out.

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episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko Dec 15, 2019

Episode 29, in which we learn the meaning of the Scottish slang word "boaking." Repeatedly. In vivid color.

In this episode, the world has gone topsy turvy — up is down, left is right, enemies are friends...

But the fugu is still poisonous, and our crew are still idiotic and imperiled.

And there's a gecko. An amorous one.

You’ve been listening to:

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Cal
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Time for a treat? Check out the goodies at our Etsy shop: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

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episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship Dec 01, 2019

An episode so full of unexpected twist and turns, you should probably schedule an appointment with your chiropractor now.

Wet sandwiches, heat-resistant foxes, and some highly suspect popcorn flavoring are the very least of the crew's problems today, so be throw on some wooly slippers, grab a nibble that doesn't fight back, and enjoy NOT being on the Oz 9.

You've been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Cal
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

You can join us on board the 9 – for as long as there is a 9 – by becoming a patron at Patreon.

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episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn Nov 17, 2019

Does it sometimes seem like everything that is trying to kill you wants to talk to you about it first? I mean, I don't really feel like I need to connect with you on an emotional level when I'm just trying to keep breathing.

In episode 27, a very unexpected truth is revealed — but is it good news? Or very very bad indeed?

Smart money's on bad. I'm going with bad.

You're listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Head 1 and Mr. Southers
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin Hall as Cal
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Special thanks this week to Jamie Price for the sensitivity read.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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episode twenty-six: The death of Karen Nov 03, 2019

Earth is starting to feel the loss of its most dependable consumers, it's chaos all 'round, and I got a fricking paper cut putting this episode together, so if you want to know what it's about, well, I guess you'll just have to listen, won't you.

You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Matt
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

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Bonus: It's an Oz 9 Halloween Nov 01, 2019

It's the Oz 9, so of course they even manage to screw up Halloween.

What do you do if there's an open and empty coffin in the hold of your ship?

No, really, what do YOU do, because we've got bugger all for ideas.

You've been listening to

Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Radu the Handsome
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our Halloweeny music was composed and performed in record time by the amazing John Faley. Special thanks to Tanya Faley for her spooky hyperventilating.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this? Oct 13, 2019

Leet's in Dr. von Haber Zetzer's lab, and you know no good can come of that. Colin is lethally in need of a nap, and the Albatros is on the hunt for a husband.

Things are weird aboard the Oz 9, and that's saying something.

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kevin Hall as the Tour Guide
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Head 1, Dr. von Haber Zetzer and... (dot dot dot)
And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

I recently had a sandwich aboard the Oz 9. It had weird stuff on it. I'm seeing double now.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

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episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore? Sep 29, 2019

There's an assassin in memory storage ... that's just not something you hear every day, is it?

Colin's eaten a highly questionable olive, Dr. von Haber Zetzer is learning about strange cultural phenomena, and something about different kinds of peas.

It's another day aboard the Oz 9. Maybe their last day. As usual.

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Head One
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
And introducing Kevin Hall, as Spotty Bosh.
With Richard Nadolny as your narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley with additional arrangement by Eliott Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys ...

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Bonus: Can you give yourself the finger? Sep 22, 2019

Who doesn't love a good origin story, amirite?

Here's hoping you also love a mediocre one.

Even a sort of lousy one that involves a lot of people with fishy sounding names (you'll get that joke once you've heard it).

This is our cameo-laden bonus episode, literally dripping with the talents of some of our favorite folks.

You're listening to:

Barbara McGarry as Minister Agata Kalhoty
Raymond Morse as Dr. Skinner
Jessica Vest as Dr. Flounder
Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout
Travis Hull as the Giant Squid
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as the Armadillo, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

With sincere thanks to a bunch of VERY good sports and a thank you to all our patrons and supporters of every kind.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode twenty-three: All of ze tings in zis vun Sep 15, 2019

I think the lesson to be learned from this episode is, if you ever attend a cocktail party at Dr. von Haber Zetzer's, maybe don't eat the appetizers.

You’ve been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Mr. Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia
And Richard Nadolny as your narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

While we have you here, we’d like to take a moment to thank ALL our patrons: Michael Curtis, David Dear, Courtney Waters, Craig Edwards, Diana Wittenbrock, Emily Swanson, Frederick James, Helo Crepaldi, Jessica Vest, Julie Stewart, Karin Heimdahl, Marnie Warner, Nicole Acquavella, Raymond Morse, RJ Stonecipher, Talon Stradley, Thobias Thorsell, Timothy Raemakers, Travis and Shannon Hull, Wilder Goldberger, Nick Wesselman, Fishbonius Sound Design, and Kari David. We truly appreciate your support!

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episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive Sep 01, 2019

Name three animals that can see in the dark.

What happens when an animal that couldn't... suddenly can? Given that it's happening aboard the Oz 9, my guess is that it isn't good.

Strange things are afoot aboard our ship, and most of them are the crew.

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Dick, Colin, and Emily
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Martin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
And Richard Nadolny as your narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out.

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episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone Aug 18, 2019

You're never going to guess what's going on aboard the Oz 9...

Well, yes, you're right, they are in danger of their lives...

And yes, right again, they've made a bunch of dumb mistakes that got them here...

Ok, FINE, I guess you can guess, smart ass, congratulations.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head 1
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, J
ohn Faley as Brandon the YouTuber, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks as ever to our wonderful patrons. If you'd like to show your support of Oz 9, check out our sites on Etsy and TeePublic for very fun merch, or consider becoming a patron and getting some nifty rewards.

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Bonus: All Together Now Aug 11, 2019

It's the much-awaited (or not really), highly anticipated (or sort of mediumly anticipated) Full Cast Q & A, including the guy who does our music!

We had a rare opportunity to gather the entire cast of Oz 9 together in one room, so we quickly made a plan to cast even more doubts on our status as functioning adults by making everyone answer questions.

Thanks to some awesome patrons and Podcast Junkie discord server family, we had fun questions to ask, answer, and not have a clue about.

So much gratitude to Kyle Jones, Raymond Morse, Jessica Vest, Travis Hull, Paul Nicholls, and Eddie Louise Clark for the fantastic Qs (and we apologize in advance for our As).

You're listening to:

Bonnie Brantley
Richard Nadolny
Eric Perry
Richard Cowen
June Clark Eubanks
Aaron Clark
Tim Sherburn
John Faley
Shannon Perry

Our theme music (which "perfectly sets the tone," thank you, Kyle) is by John Faley. There are a couple of spoilers within, so if you haven't heard all of Season 1, you may want to do that first.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus: And the Rest Aug 01, 2019

A behind-the-scenes, into-the-chaos peek into how Oz 9 gets made and why it's .... the way it is.

There are some spoilers here, so be sure you listen to the whole of Season 1 (maybe 2 or 3 times) before you take this on.

You've been listening to:

Eric Perry (Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Head 1, Mr. Southers)
Bonnie Brantley (Jessie, Donna, Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit)
Shannon Perry (Madeline, Olivia)
Richard Nadolny (Narrator)

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus Cast interviews: Colin, Leet, LBF, the Albatros Jul 21, 2019

Oz 9 podcast is on a hiatus between seasons one and two, but you didn't think you were getting off the hook that easily, did you?

Goodness, no.

In this spoiler-ridden, one-f-bomb-droppin' bonus episode (and we use the word "bonus" with some optimism), four of our cast members chat about life aboard the Oz 9.

Join:

June Clark Eubanks (the Albatros and Glenda) Aaron Clark (le Bichon Frise and Ben) Tim Sherburn (Colin, Emily/Head two, Buck Nubbins) and Richard Cowen (Leet)

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid Jul 14, 2019

Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is just the biggest and most likely to kill our crew the soonest.

It's the final episode of Season 1, and our crew is, yes, yes, let's say it all together shall we? in mortal peril.

The difference this time is – if they don't survive it, we might not either.

You’re listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer and Head One
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Sound FX from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Thanks to Jessica Vest for submitting her awesome sandwich recipe, which we double-dog dare her to try.

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episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint Jun 30, 2019

If you've ever been in mortal peril, you know the most crucial decision you'll make in that situation is your choice of writing implement.

No? Well, that makes you smarter than this crowd, but before your head swells up just in time for bikini season, remember, we are talking about the dumbest bunch of sofa cushions ever to have their own theme song.

Things have never been good aboard the failing, flailing Oz 9, but they've recently taken a turn for the worse. And, given that all the left-side engines are out, they just keep turning.

With just 2 episodes left in Season 1 of Oz 9, the crew is running out of time. Join us as they waste a bunch of it, trying to survive another day.

You're listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Joe and Head One
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Does anyone have any gum? I had garlic fugu for lunch.

Sound FX from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano Jun 16, 2019

You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but usually ends up spilling his beer on the control panel and shorting out half the city? Yeah, would you mind taking him back because WE HAVE ENOUGH IDIOTS UP HERE, THANKS.

Sorry.

Seriously the best part of this whole episode is when someone named Kenzie tries to order Thai food.

You've been listening to:

Kenzie Whipkey as herself
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to help support us, first, get some professional help, then check out our shop on TeePublic and our shop on Etsy, or consider becoming a patron. We’d also love a review on Apple Podcasts or whatever podcatcher you prefer. You can also come hang out with us and a bunch of much cooler podcasters and fans on Discord!

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Bonus: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo Jun 09, 2019

It's that kind of day, innit? One minute, you're out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all wobbly, and suddenly you're aboard someone else's spaceship, only it's held together with duct tape and optimism and crewed by the biggest bunch of idiots who ever graced the skies, and there's something ... or possibly someone ... all over your boots.

Big thanks to the Mark Restuccia of the Best in Galaxy podcast for lending us C4 for a while.

You can have him back now.

You've been listening to:
Eric Perry as Joe and Head One
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.
Guest starring Mark Restuccia as C4 and Stooch

This mini-episode fits in a wormhole somewhere between episodes 16 and 17. Or maybe 17 and 18. Or maybe 4 and 42, who knows?

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Have we said yet that we have a website with fun stuff on it? https://oz-9.com

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episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done Jun 02, 2019

The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows?

There's an arm under the sofa, Jessie's dangling from a shelf in Maintenance Bay 15, and we learn what ligatures are for.

It's, like, Day 7? 8? aboard the Oz 9, and things haven't gotten any better. Does anyone know a good pycnologist?

You've been listening to:

Aaron Clark is le Bichon Frise
June Eubanks is the Albatros and Glenda
Bonnie Brantley is Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry is Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Tim Sherburn is Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen is Leet
Shannon Perry is Olivia and Madeline and
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

From Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Assistance with French was provided by the Butler family; sadly, pronunciation was not. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

The cast would like to thank our most recent new patrons, Mel Hartman, Emily Swanson, and Travis Hull.

If you'd like to help support Oz 9 (and boy howdy do we need support – also duct tape and neosporin), you can become a patron and get some fun rewards and stuff on our Patreon page.

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episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers May 19, 2019

'Allo, little piggies!

The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey drops soon because he's tired and hungry and a little cranky and frankly probably a little dehydrated and his blood sugar's low, he just knows it, and this dry desert air is doing NOTHING for his skin.

He's ready to do some assassaning, but this bloody crew just will not cooperate.

Oh, and pod 666 just popped open, so it's anyone's guess what happens next.

Featuring the talents of:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Mr. Southers
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Bought any fun Oz 9 stuff yet? G'wan, let your nerd flag fly!

ETSY: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

TEEPUBLIC: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9

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episode fifteen: Heroic Running! May 05, 2019

Here's a shocker: the Oz 9 crew's lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crushed under their own denseness – perils lurk around every corner and certainly between slices of bread.

Still, they've managed to make it through 14 episodes, so there may be hope for them yet.

Oh, who are we kidding. These people would starve to death on a broken carousel.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 or “Emily”
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
Introducing June Clark Eubanks as Glenda
Richard Nadolny, is your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Bonus: Deep breath and follow the doors Apr 28, 2019

It's late, and there's an assassin loose aboard the Oz 9, but Leet isn't going to let that interrupt his conversation with sleeping people.

After all, in at least a dozen conversations, only one of them called him stupid.

Leet really REALLY needs a pen pal.

You're listening to:

Richard Sherburn as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks as always to all our patrons, and welcome to our two newest, David Dear and James Jamtaas! You can be cool like David and James by becoming a patron of Oz 9 on Patreon.

So I've been re-doing these show notes all morning, and I'm only up to ep 14.5. I wish I could doodle...

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episode fourteen: Of baguettes and bastards Apr 21, 2019

Captain Jessie is now aboard the Oz 9, which is great, except she brought her assassin with her, and he's managed to get a hold of some fairly crucial information about the Oz 9. But he's kind of an idiot, so ... there's that.

Will our pointless but slightly endearing crew survive? More importantly, who will hire the Narrator if they don't?

You've been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet T
im Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Head 1
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator (email for rates)

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

So..... what do you want to talk about? <hums tunelessly>

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episode thirteen: Aim for the mime Apr 07, 2019

You know how the little fluffy dogs are always the meanest? Well, this bichon frise is no exception. He's coming for Captain Jessie, and things are looking bad for the fearless, tartan-clad leader of the 6748.

Join our intrepid — sorry, that's insipid, — crew as they try to help Jessie *pouf* her way to safety.

With:

Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you've read this far in the show notes, give yourself a gold star. You can cash it in when you become utterly unemployable, due to having all your brain cells sucked dry by this tripe.

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Want to help the Oz 9 limp safely to a terraformable planet? Or at least stay up in space rather than plummeting noisily to a fiery conclusion (sorry, Sweden!)? You can support us by buying Oz 9 merchandise or becoming a patron on Patreon.

Thank you!

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Bonus: Bayonets and electrodes Mar 31, 2019

What happens when a homicidal, two-headed robot gets shoved into an empty (empty??) storage bay without arms or hope of release?

Good question. Listen in and find out.

As always, huge thanks to all our Patrons!

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Head One
Tim Sherburn as Head Two
Richard Nadolny as you Narrator

Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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episode twelve: A bucket full of mime Mar 24, 2019

A pod has popped open, and something is roaming loose aboard the Oz 9. Something silent.... but ... deadly?

Jessie, Captain of the neighboring Oz 6748, may have good reason to fear for her life,

AND

Olivia explains the MRDR protocol, which is just as bad as it sounds. Not sure if you knew this yet, but Gated Galaxies is kind of crap.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Introducing Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Linky stuff:

Special thanks to our first patrons! Join them in supporting Oz 9 by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast.
Etsy shop: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com
Tee Public: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oz9podcast.bsky.social

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https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

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episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles Mar 10, 2019

It's Day Two

And we're as startled as you are that anyone's still alive.

Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese.

But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don't go back for your purse or to the porta-loo.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Head Two and Colin/Colon
Eric Perry as Head One, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to support us, you can purchase some sweet swag at teepublic.com/user/oz9. Come find us on Twitter and Bluesky (you can start with @Oz9podcast and branch out from there). Our apologies to 1/8th of Sweden.

This episode is dedicated to Matt. May he rest in pees.

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episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax Feb 24, 2019

Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists?

Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod?

Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I'm not "asking for a friend."

You've been listening to Episode 10 of Oz 9, Fixing the Ejaculax.

Featuring...

Eric Perry as Head One and Joe,
Richard Cowen as Leet,
Tim Sherburn as Head Two, Buck Nubbins, Colin, and random alarmed guy,
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie,
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia,
Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and
Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hull for editing expertise. Check out her gorgeous photography here: https://www.shannonhullphotography.com/

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

For Beebs.

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episode nine: Mind the gap Feb 11, 2019

In which:

Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there.

You’re listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as woman’s voice and Donna
John Faley as man’s voice
Steven Crider as Rock and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set at https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Want that sweet tee the Narrator was talking about? You can find it and other nonsense merch in our store. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and Bluesky.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night Jan 30, 2019

In which

It's "night" on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers' heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes.

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Van Haber Zetzer
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
Shannon Perry plays Madeline and Olivia.
Introducing Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell
Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

Additional sound effects provided by Roxy.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Follow us on Twitter or Bluesky, and check out some saucy Oz 9 merchandise on Tee Public. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers Jan 13, 2019

In which

Leet is accosted by someone (or thing) and bunged into airlock 7,

Olivia gets tetchy about Leet's imminent demise,

There's an enormous amount of bickering, and

We discover the limits of that whole "two heads better than one" nonsense.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Recruiter
Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 and
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. (and yes, you're going to see this exact message a lot because copy/paste, baby; we've got over 100 eps to clean up. *sigh*)

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode six: Dark and starting to collect liquid Jan 07, 2019

In which

Leet reveals a certain fascination with some heavenly orbs...

More pods go squelchy...

We discover how the crews of the Oz fleet were assembled, and ...

The narrator reveals a Very Big Secret.

You're listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Interviewer
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Dick
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. Frederich von Haber-Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Oz 9

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set. https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode five: There's a zombie in the corridor Dec 23, 2018

Heave a sigh of relief: Leet’s symmetry has been restored. Might suggest you breathe through your mouth, though, as there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor. Messing up Joe’s clean floors. Seriously, zombies are why we can’t have nice things.

Not clear on the Cumberbatch/penguin reference? https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=200

You've been listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Lady Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Joe and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our theme music and other incidental music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode four: Space is great for sulking Dec 13, 2018

Hey, speaking from the future here, but Oz 9 has a comic book! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

Right. As you were.

Episode four in which Olivia gasses the crew, Leet's symmetry is imperiled, and the janitor and the AI debate the relative value of the tooth fairy.

Starring

Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Joe and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other incidental music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode three: Great heaving chesticles Dec 04, 2018

Have you ever thrown the last of your milkshake out the car window, only to have it splat on the windshield of the car behind you? OK, imagine doing that with liquified human remains, in space, where there are no windshield wipers. Or gas stations with handy squeegee things. What happens next? You might get a really irritated comms call from the next ship in line, who are, incidentally, also about to hit you.

You're listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Richard Nadolny as The Narrator
Eric Perry as Joe
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Sound effects available on Freesound:

Spaceship Engine – just noise.wav by Nexotron

Sci fi door by peepholecircus

Electric zap by JoelAudio

Bridge ambient sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/

Car handbrake sound by audible-edge: https://freesound.org/people/audible-edge/sounds/76804/

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episode two: I had a cake all to meself Nov 24, 2018

Still smoking from the launch pad, our band of space explorers can't quite get a grip on this whole "survival" idea. So I wouldn't get too attached to them.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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episode one: What the f&#* is that smell?? Nov 18, 2018

HEY! HI! If you enjoyed this episode (and yes, I know, you probably haven't heard it yet, hush), you'll be thrilled to know it's also a COMIC BOOK. Which you can BUY! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

On an otherwise unexceptional Tuesday in 2142*, Gated Galaxies fired off 400 of its Oz 8000™ ships, each with 50,000 “resting guests” tucked into stasis pods, plus a skeleton crew of up to half-a-dozen total no-hopers.

It was a win-win for G2, as they’re known, as the Oz 8000 model was about to be declared “unfit for journeying to the nearest 7-Eleven, much less interstellar space” and recalled. G2 had a very large fleet of the 8000s, and a slight head start on the recall, as they’d paid off the head inspector to delay her report by promising the ships would be stripped and sold for parts. Instead, the ships were spit-shined, outfitted with some black market YugoPods™, and space aboard quietly sold to very very rich people on the promise that somewhere up there, screamingly wealthy and privileged lives away from the riff raff of Earth were to be had.

To their credit, there was a lot of screaming, so they had that right.

This is the story of one of those ships, the Oz 9, and the utterly futile attempts of its crew to fulfill its stated mission: to deliver the passengers safely to their new, terraformed planet. At its unstated (and unknown) mission – to make Gated Galaxies even richer by doing some sneaky, underhanded and occasionally homicidal things – it was a massive success.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

*Thanks, Space Cadet #420!

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