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94. "Not Really Had To Be There" Mar 03, 2021

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AIDS conspiracies, PrEP+ drama, WeHo bodies, hairlessness, Bobby Trendy, Anna Nicole Smith, prison sex, MTV's The Real World, locker room memories of sex symbol Eric Nies, committing gym fraud, fake i.d.s, Crunch Fitness, Brooklyn Raves, fashion parties, sexual assault, Cuomosexuals, hetero subcultures, ABC's The Bachelor, Brentwood hellos, film reviews, gay nightmares, fashion drama, the works!

Today's theme: "Gray Wave City" by Geneva Jacuzzi

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93. "Not Really Music" Feb 16, 2021

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We're back and explain where we've been. We get into Mercury retrograde, mourning the loss of Sophie, Valentine's Day, Anna Delvey's prison release, Sherry Pie's Tamron Hall appearance, season 13 of Drag Race and then Paul reviews Sia's directorial debut, Music.

Had to pause there.

Then we talk about Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, the New York Times's Britney Spears documentary, defending Diane Sawyer and David Letterman, "The Wendy Wiliams Event," and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Today's theme: "Sunscreen (Forever Edit)" by SOPHIE featuring LIZ

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91. & 92. "But Actually Anything" *TEASER* Jan 25, 2021

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Seriously! Let Liza Minnelli explain.

90. "Not Really C***suckers" Jan 18, 2021

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We talk about all our favorite topics:

Profanity
Censorship
Hypocrisy
Bullying
Ariel Pink
The Trumps
Kellyanne Conway
Twitter
Cable News
Crying
Witchhunts
Drag Queens
S&M
Hollywood Stars
Gay Rumors
Serial Killers

And so much more, including our overview of the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Warning: episode contains reads. NO tagging or narc-ing please!

Today's Theme: "Phantasthma" by Ariel Pink

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89. "Not Really Great Again" Jan 08, 2021

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!!! RATED NC-17 !!!

2021 has been several years in only a matter of hours. We talk about the insurrection at Capitol Hill, bipartisan horseshoe theory, rejecting authority, and online hysteria. Patrik defends Ariel Pink from the angry mob and we talk about being punk, whether forgiveness is still a virtue, if the election was actually rigged, and parse the way the right and left are swapping fundamental principles without anybody really noticing. Then we get into the Kanye and Jeffree rumors, repressed homosexuality, Kim's romantic prospects, Gen-Z's next Ann Coulter, object fetishism, and wrap things up with the 411 on Alexander Wang's litany of abuse allegations in the context of his career... which...honestly...? I guess you have to listen.

Today's Theme: "Human (Human League Cover)" by Lloyd and the 6ths.

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88. "Not Really Art Deco" Dec 23, 2020

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Homosexual president Donald Trump issues an executive order on what constitutes fabulous architecture and to no one's surprise, we agree with him. We also talk about Martin Shkreli's sad girlfriend, Sydney Leathers's response, Tom Cruise's COVID meltdown, Erika Jayne's financial crimes, Tom Girardi's mistress, and Logo's dead series The A-List.

Today's Theme: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Black Marble

86. "But Actually Yes Really" *TEASER* Dec 12, 2020

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We get into the HBO Max of it all—Warner Bros. screwing over their creative talent, Jenna Lyons's cautionary tale of a reality series, Veneno (we haven't watched, but we plan to, join us), the Heaven's Gate docuseries—and then move on to explain Barrett Pall, Patrik reviews The Midnight Sky, Paul journeys through time and space, we argue about Dune, Paul BLASTS Madonna, and then he explains what happened to the Not Really T-shirts! We also reveal right at the top "who invented the 1970s"... Tell Little Sally she's getting a vibe check tonoooight.

Today's theme: "Inverness" by Soft Kill

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85. "Not Really Codependent" (with Kalena Yiaueki) Dec 01, 2020

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It's our deep pandemic advice episode with your favorite guest, Kalena Yiaueki! Thank you to everyone who called in or sent questions. We get into dating addicts, codependency, open relationships, un-cuffing in quarantine, our own private lives, and so much more.

Today's Theme: "Love in a Vacuum" by 'Til Tuesday

84. "But Actually Superspreading" *TEASER* Nov 29, 2020

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We are the nightmare you've been reading about. Paul surprised Patrik on Thanksgiving in L.A. by waltzing through the door and we have not stopped partying since. On this ep we get into the shitty Hulu Lesbian Christmas RomCom, Sia's movie trailer, when representation becomes exploitative, this week's cancel attempts, Khloe Kardashian's facial controversy, Pharrell's skincare line, and the new L.A. shutdown.

Tomorrow we have Kalena back on the pod for your cuffing season in quarantine questions! Leave a comment here with your queries, DM us, or call 347-709-2704 and leave a message! (We love those.)

Thank you for supporting us, December will be a loaded month of very good patreon eps so stay tuned.

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82. "Not Really President" Nov 10, 2020

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We recap the 2020 Presidential Election, reflect on Trump's highs (hair) and lows (makeup), and talk about Kamala's split personality and the republican efforts to expose election fraud. Welcome to the least important election of our lifetimes!

Today's theme: "April Ha Ha" by Nothing

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