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Ep 35: The Patchouli-sode Feb 15, 2024

Show notes

Our little loud mouths are back on their sode box to talk about the most misunderstood genus of the Dead Nettle family: patchouli! It's a veritable Monster's Ball as the ladies crack open Y2K energy drinks, sniff cider scents, call in short kings, and debate the global high-end nail polish monopoly. Chloe shops her closet, Maddie falls back in love with her collection, and the ladies pay homage to a goth icon with the same name as a Costa Mesa mom. Want to smell like a girl who once was a woman? What about Carlton, the bisexual wiccan from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Perhaps you're interested in a Delina dupe that shares none of the notes? All that and more as your hosts deep dive into the unifying scent of hippies, old ladies, and department store divas worldwide.

Fragrances Discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

DS and Durga Peanut

Bourbon French Patchouli

Angel by Mugler

Eric Buterbaugh Rose Oud

Another 13 by Le Labo

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Matiere Premiere Radical Rose

Jeroboam Oriento

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Matiere Premiere French Flower

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre d'Orange

Loree Rodkin Gothic I

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Ep 34: Miss Mary Maack (feat. Lara Marie Schoenhals) Feb 08, 2024

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Big day here at Nose Candy HQ: this week the gals are joined by none other than writer, comedian and podcast luminary Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara, a lifelong perfume enjoyer and iconic candlehead, sat down with Chloe and Maddie to chat about a 90s perfume standby, Gap Grass. Listen in as the gals discuss the difference between mowed astroturf and sexy meadows, the intersection of vagina frags and piss perfume, and (of course) debate the pheromone myth. Want to smell like a grass merkin? What about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? A kermit core summer salad? Grab your fig leaves and launder your loincloths fragheads because this week the gals are going au natural.

Want more Lara Marie Schoenhals? Listen to her brilliant and hilarious podcasts Too Niche and Sexy Unique Podcast and follow her @Larzmarie on Twitter and Insta.

Fragrances Discussed:

Papier d'Armenie Rose candle

Bath and Body Works golden honeycomb candle

Pasta Water by DS & Durga candle

Gap Grass

Gap Dream

CK One by Calvin Klein

Versace Red Jeans

Escada Tropical Punch

Axe body spray

Chloe by Chloe

Mugler Angel

Mugler Alien

Viktor and Rolf Flowerbomb

Marc Jacobs Man

Eau D'Issey for Men

Eau D'Issey for Women

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Etat Libre D'Orange Jasmine et Cigarette

Abda Al Qadr candle by Cire Trudon

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Andrea Maack Coven

Akro Ink

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Tom Ford White Suede

Byredo Super Ceder

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga I Don't Know What

Etat Libre D'Orange Ghost in the Shell

Byredo M/Mink

Byredo Pulp

Trudon II by Trudon

Diptyque Philosykos

Diptyque Olene

Parfums MDCI Invasion Barbare

Demeter Grass

Irish Spring soap

Drakkar Noir

Dove soap

REPLICA Bubble Bath by Maison Margiela

Etat Libre D'Orange You or Someone Like You

Animalique Byredo

Etat Libre D'Orange Tom of Finland

Etat Libre D'Orange Like This

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Ep 33: I Bought it 4 The Bottle Feb 01, 2024

Show notes

This week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another name?

Fragrances Discussed:

Mugler Alien

Opium by Yves Saint Laurent

Paloma Picasso

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

CK One by Calvin Klein

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Mugler Angel

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempicka

Tihota by Indult

Victoria Secret Bare Vanilla

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Drakkar Noir

Grenade Solinotes

Attaquer le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jean Paul Gaultier La Belle

Akro Smoke

Lamp Black by Fzotic

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Ep 32: Soap Stars (feat. Madeleine Kunkle) Jan 25, 2024

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Make room on the casting couch: this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by die hard fraghead, artist, and trend-setting fashion designer Madeleine Kunkle! Maddy sits down with Chloe and Maddie to discuss the topic of Hollywood perfumes, browse "PerfumeCelebritiesWear.com", and decode the difference between celebrity frags and frags worn by celebrities. They're covering everything from Aromatics Elixir-inspired fashion at the Latin Grammys to cupcakes in the locker room to Windex perfume (with a side of the BRAT diet). Looking to smell like a baddie on Entourage? What about strawberry Bubble Yum from 711? Nerf ball push-up bra anyone? All that, plus fragrance diversions, a dirty hair hack, and the ultimate Pick Me perfume. Get ready to lip synch for your life because this week the magic words are: Piguet, You Stay.

Can't get enough of Madeleine Kunkle? Shop her nepo baby-approved fashion brand Hollywood Gifts and follow @hollywoodgifts99 and @madeleine_kunkle on insta.

Fragrances Discussed:

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Fracas by Piguet

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Loree Rodkin Gothic I

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Peanut by D.S. & Durga

Caesars World Caesar's Woman

Youth Dew by Estée Lauder

Hypnotic Poison by Dior

Sarah Horowitz Perfect Veil

Annick Goutal Eau D'Hadrien

Creed Tubéreuse Indiana

Demeter Dirt

Jean Paul Gaultier Classique

Classic Pink by Nanadebary

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Clinique Happy

Chanel #5

Joy by Jean Patou

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Ink by Akro

Attaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Paloma Picasso

Byredo Bibliotheque

Accident a la Vanille by Jousset

Axe Body Spray

CK One by Calvin Klein

L'Eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake

Fantasy by Britney Spears

Angel by Mugler

Bal D'Afrique by Byredo

Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Michael Jordan by Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan Legend

Chanel Egoïste

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton

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Ep 31: Yes, And? Jan 18, 2024

Show notes

Happy New Year little sniffies. This week the ladies are sober, caffeinated, and back in the scented saddle to forecast the biggest perfume trends of 2024. From chock full-o-nuts to anorexic perfumes to uncrustable frags to dusty sap to pissy pee pees, our little oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to see what the f*ck this year will smell like. Smell along as Maddie and Chloe share their research on the ancient tribe of the Los Feliz Wide Brim Hat Girl, threaten to wear rim job perfume on a date, and get buycurious on Fragrancenet. Rip open a bag of popcorn jellybeans, spray on your favorite roasty toasty perfume, and throw your keys in the bowl fragheads because this week It's All Happening.

Fragrances Discussed:

Gourmand Bakhoor Dehn Al Oud by Jousset

Kyse Frangipane Al Pistacchio

Akro Bake

Mancera Tonka Cola

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Zoologist Chipmunk

Killian Black Phantom

JScent Roasted Green Tea

DS & Durga Pistachio

Kayali Pistachio

God Bless Cola by Versatile

Naomi Goodsir Bois D'Ascèse

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoires de Parfums

Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons

Attaquer Le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre d'Orange

Glossier You

Nicki Minaj Pink Friday

Ariana Grande Cloud

Baruti Perverso

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange

Confetto by Profumum Roma

Bianco Latte by Giardini di Toscana

Serge Luttens Jeux de Peau

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Ep 30: Ozempic Orchids Dec 28, 2023

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It's party season which means your girls are celebrating their Year of Rest and Manifestation with two ice-cold Gurus and matching two-day hangovers. This week the ladies attend a rave, unpack the Mother God documentary, co-host a perfume white smellephant, and test out a new sound cue in the editing suite. Maddie celebrates her birthday with jell-o shots and a case of amnesia while Chloe shares her white elephant strategy and reveals a celebrity crush. All that plus Muji perfume aesthetics, a new (ungodly) euphemism for bottoming, arugula accords, the world's sexiest skin scent, and yet another frag that smells like pussy. Pour your Pedialyte into a champagne flute and queue up your ex's HBO Max because tonight we're celebrating the last episode of Nose Candy Season 1!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in Red

Agua Divina E. Coudray

The Different Company White Zagora

Decleor Arôme Tonique

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Celine Black Tie

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Kingston Ferry by Olympic Orchids

Tucson by Olympic Orchids

Olympic Rainforest by Olympic Orchids

Cryptical Envelopment by Olympic Orchids

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Troudon II

Secretions Magnifiques Etat Libre d'Orange

Pony Boy by Jorum Studio

J-Scent Roasted Green Tea

Flowerbomb by Viktor and Rolf

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

A.N. Other OR

Akro Night

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Ep 29: Q4uoria Dec 21, 2023

Show notes

This week the ladies are living out their piña colada fantasy and going all-inclusive at Sandals Resorts! That's right, they're talking about their favorite vacation frags for fun in the sun, a Vegas strip club, or simply to terrify everyone near you on your flight. Listen as the gals John Cage the house down boots and bravely ask: Are there more than four hot men in Los Feliz? Is it a leap year for cuffing season? What does old lady breath smell like? Is it a perfume or a Gauguin painting? All that PLUS pissy hay, Colgate original, cougar scents, and Thomas the Tank Engine aesthetics. This is randomly an extremely funny ep, here just in time for your trip back home and WELL-DESERVED PTO :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Vacation by Vacation

Encre Noire by Lalique

Angel by Mugler

Marc Jacobs Woman

Voluspa Yashioka Gardenia candle

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

California Chocolate by Olympic Orchids

Chocolate Greedy by Montale

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Kyphi by Olympic Orchids

Ballets Rouges by Olympic Orchids

Blackbird by Olympic Orchids

Carolina by Olympic Orchids

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Woodcut by Olympic Orchids

Café V by Olympic Orchids

Dev #1: Foreplay by Olympic Orchids

Dev #2: The Main Act by Olympic Orchids

Almond by Caswell Massey

Orchid by Caswell Massey

Lilac by Caswell Massey

Peony by Caswell Massey

Honeysuckle by Caswell Massey

Marem by Caswell Massey

Rose by Caswell Massey

Cherry Amaretto by Strangers Parfumerie

Akro Smoke

Coven by Andrea Maack

Rose Struck by Liis

Red Roses by Jo Malone

Slumberhouse Kiste

Nasomatto Black Afgano

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Ep 28: The Holiday Gift-isode Dec 07, 2023

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It's finally here: The Nose Candy Holiday Gift Guide! The ladies put their persona marketing experience to work to share the perfect prezzies for your nearest and dearest. This week they're hitting all the high notes and that means rubbery rhubarb, grass flavored popsicle, freaked up banana, and (of course) eau de pussÿ. Looks like this year Santa brought a hot, wet, juicy episode of Nose Candy just for you. Now get on your knees and say thank you :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Bath and Body Works Golden Honeycomb candle

Wilkin and May Beverly candle

Solinotes Grenade

Synthetic Jungle by Frederic Malle

Alguien No.2 by Alguien

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Bruno Acampora Musc

Encre Noire by Lalique

Fire Water by Jorum Studio

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Ponyboy by Jorum Studio

Spirit Cask by Jorum Studio

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Angel by Mugler

Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Oui Plus by Kyse

Kyse Frangipane al Pistacchio

Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

Kyse Cocco alla Vaniglia

Kyse Gateau de Carnaval

Kyse Cacao Noisette

Glossier You

Fig Infusion by Essential Parfums

Bois Impérial by Essential Parfums

Rose Magnetic by Essential Parfums

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Grass by Demeter

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Ep 27: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Dec 01, 2023

Show notes

It's a classic for a reason. This week your favorite brunetted divas are talking about classique perfumes that have stood the test of (their) time. Tune in as they consider the butterfly effect of Santal 33, beg to sample a gorgonzola perfume, and finally dare to ask: what the fuck is oakmoss? If you'd like to smell like a pair of double Ds or a decision made in a boardroom, press play now or forever hold your peace.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Bo by Liis

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Purple Fig by Vilhelm Parfumerie

Philosykos by Diptyque

Fig Infusion by Essential Parfums

Kyse Cacao Noisette

Jousset Gourmand Bakhoor Dehn Al Oud

Jousset Gourmand Bakhoor

Accident à la Vanille by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille Creme de la Berry by Jousset

Ink by Akro

Female Christ 19-69 Parfums

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Old Spice

Dior Sauvage

Tommy Girl

Chanel No.5

Stetson

Lady Stetson

Zino by Davidoff

Giorgio Beverly Hills

Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent

Maison Margiela Replica At The Barber's

4711 Eau De Cologne

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

Mugler Angel

Tresor by Lancôme

La Vie Est Belle by Lancôme

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Cloud by Ariana Grande

Lattafa Yara

Narcotic V by Nassomatto

Fleur Narcotique by Ex Nihilo

Lust in Paradise by Ex Nihilo

Stora Skuggan Hexensalbe

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Ep 26: It's Giving Master Class (feat. Steve Gontarski) Nov 16, 2023

Show notes

This week the ladies sit down with none other than world-famous fragrance influencer, LA perfume legend, and die-hard fraghead Steve Gontarski! You may know Steve from the @luckyscent instagram, as the manager of Scent Bar LA, or from his iconic frag reviews on Tik Tok. The gals find themselves honored, humbled, and absolutely obsessed as they chat with Steve about a veritable symphony of frags. Listen to them argue over the difference between Fran Drescher and Fran Liebovitz perfumes, reminisce about 2001 fashion merchandising, bond over the coziness of shampoo frags, rally against patchouliphobia and more. If you're looking for a Master Class on the history of niche perfume with one of the OGs, you've come to the right place.

Follow gorgeous Steve Gontarski on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Glossier You

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascse

Clinique Aromatics Elixir

Comme Des Garcons EDP

Bora Bora by Giardini di Toscana

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Britney Spears Fantasy Midnight

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga Steamed Rainbow

DS & Durga Cowboy Grass

Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Celine Black Tie

Tocadilly by Rochas

Tocade by Rochas

Serge Noire by Serge Lutens

Original Chapstick

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

M/Mink by Byredo

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Cade 26 by Le Labo

Costes perfume by Costes

L'Orpheline by Serge Lutens

Santal Majuscule by Serge Lutens

Fille de Berlin by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens

A La Nuit by Serge Lutens

Gris Clair by Serge Lutens

Corpus Equis by Naomi Goodsir

L'Ecrin Fumee by Serge Lutens

1969 by Histoire De Parfums

Helmut Lang Eau de Parfum by Helmut Lang

Velviona by Helmut Lang

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Animalique by Byredo

L'Heure Verte by by Kilian

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