Nose Candy

Latest Episodes:

Ep 15: Blame It On My Juice Aug 17, 2023

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Who’s ready for a hot yeast injection? This week Chloe tries her luck in Vegas, Maddie shares her pickup game, and the two ladies finally manage to score the best table at BJs. Listen as they debate the scent of the summer, share their respective criteria and trademark their newest venture: a scented coochie wash :) Hold on to your taints and get ready to over-apply because your fave frag freaks are back and more unhinged than ever!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Una Tira d’Altra by Hilde Soliani

Golden Honeycomb by Bath and Body Works

Byredo Pulp

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Diptyque Philosykos

Mugler Angel

Ecran de fumée by Serge Lutens

Replica Jazz Club by Maison Margiela

Borneo 1834 by Serge Lutens

Venus of Delta by Eris Perfumes

Pardisi by Jorum Studio

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d’Orange

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d’Orange

Arsalan by Prin Perfume

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Ep 14: French Vanilla Aug 09, 2023

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Secure your jaunty little chapeau and log into Amazon Prime because the Nose Candy gals are back from summer vacation! Take a journey with them from the bargain basement to The Galleria to the beaches of Sorrento as they discuss tube top politics, Arabian night aesthetics, plastic swimwear and Nivea perfume. Maddie runs away to Marseille and hires a male stripper on Long Island and while Chloe trolls r/fragrance and enters her zero waste era.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne by Prestige de Menton

The Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Victoria's Secret Bare Vanilla lotion

Lavanila Pure Vanilla

Hayal by Katana

Lattafa Ajwad

Layali by Swiss Arabian

Kyse Oui Plus

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Ep 13: The Two Genders Jun 29, 2023

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God it smells good to be back! This week the ladies roll up their sleeves, expose their dainty little wrists, and spritz on some sugar AND spice. Listen in as they analyze their bitchy sherbit dreams, trade catfishing tales, and open the door to Italian guys with wet hair smells. Chloe reads The Idol for filth and escapes from New York while Maddie attends Dyke Day and rocks out on stage. Has their search for the perfect breakfast cereal perfume finally ended? Are pheromones a myth? Can a Muppet perfume be sexy? All this and more from your favorite celibacy-brained fragrance freakazoids!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Another 13 by Le Labo

Thé Matcha Le Labo

Accident à la Vanille Crème de la Berry by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille Almond Cake Limited Edition by Jousset

Le Labo Neroli 36

Dior Sauvage

Byredo Bal d'Afrique

4711 Original Eau de Cologne by 4711

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Ep 12: Thank You For Believing In My Weirdness Jun 14, 2023

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Come hop into the fruit bowl after a brief hiatus! This week, Team Pretty Bitches smell some 70s potpourri, shop for rotting fruit at the farmers market, listen to AI-generated pop, and talk MFA frags. Chloe buys seven (!) frags and burns CDs at the library while Maddie defends NFTs against angry men and continues her search for life-changing perfume.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Spirit Cask by Jorum Studios

Comme des Garçon Wonderwood

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Comme des Garçon Marseilles

Tocadilly by Rochas

Tocade by Rochas

L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Dalissime by Salvador Dali

Katy Perry Meow

Katy Perry Purr

Katy Perry Killer Queen

Layali by Swiss Arabian

Angel Nova by Mugler

Escada by Escada

Lataffa Ajwad

Layali Rouge by Swiss Arabian

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Female Christ by 19-69

Baruti Perverso

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Ep 11: Milkvetch + Catchfly May 26, 2023

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This week the ladies avoid children, rally against sysphian beauty standards, and make an argument against bed frames. Smell along as they sniff eraserhead perfumes, kush accords, nail polish remover, 3-day old t-shirts, and milkvetch. Malibu yogurt covered pine needles, tan moms, Nepo baby models, Gen-X typefaces, creative director boudoirs, and perfume that smells like nothing at all? It's just another day in the life of these two psycho scent-obsessed sickos!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Gorseland by Jorum Studios

Rose highland by Jorum Studios

Healing Berry by Jorum Studios

Fire Water by Jorum Studios

Neanderthal Them

Neanderthal Us

Loverdose by diesel

Senyokô Duo Des Fleurs

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

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Ep 10: Tomb Raider May 17, 2023

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Wanna smell a dead body? This week your favorite frag freaks talk corpse fragrances, tomb perfume, cheeseburger music, and an anise ménage à trois. Follow along as they explore Zoologist aesthetics, straight guys in gay bars, American Juniors, and Charli XCX. Chloe takes WeHo by storm and joins an eating-ass-skin support group, while Maddie shares her perfume wishlist and a new SUR to-go concept. Get ready to pull out your notepad and leave your brain at home this week sniffies!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Glossier You

Masque Milano l'Attesa

L'Heure Verte by Kilian

Aquolina Pink Sugar

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Salome by Papillon Artisan Perfumes

Squid by Zoologist

V - Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Hilde Soliani Hot Milk

Cognoscenti Wild Child

Lolita Lempicka au Masculin

Lolita Lempicka by Lolita Lempicka

Olympic Orchids Osafume

Olympic Orchids Kyphi

Olympic Orchids Dev 1

Olympic Orchids Woodcut

Anna Sui L'Amour Rose Versailles

Commodity Nectar

Bebe Southbeach Jetset

Marc Jacobs Cucumber Splash 2016

Love Don't Be Shy by Killian

Tom Ford Lost Cherry

Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous

Tom Ford Rose Prick

Milano Fragranze Basilica

Milano Fragranze Panettone

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

Perverso by Baruti

Dama Koupa by Baruti

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Ep 9: Buscemi vs Bell May 10, 2023

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Make room in the booth because this week the ladies are attending their first ever scent fair! Get ready with them as they talk about mirepoix perfumes, Ricola notes, leather weather, and the appeal of smelling like an old pocketbook. They analyze Diesel's answer to Mugler's Angel, debate a croissant frag, and reveal a newfound Fragrantica hack. Maddie reconsiders a Fragrancenet return and defends lipstick perfume while Chloe ships a frag from Italy and reflects on post-transition doppelgänger upgrades.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Kyphi by Olympic Orchids

Dev #2 The Main Act by Olympic Orchids

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Snif Crumb Couture

YSL Black Opium

Clinique Happy

Bibliotheque by Byredo

Lattafa Ajwad

Mugler Angel

Diesel Loverdose

Alguien 2 by Alguien

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Akro Smoke

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Harvest Mouse by Zoologist

Loose Lips Candle by Byredo

Burning Rose Candle by Byredo

Nudesse Candle by Overose

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Ep 8: Miss Hari Bo (If You're Nasty) May 03, 2023

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Who's in the mood for some Noseplay? This week your favorite consenting adults use the safe word LOEWE while discussing sex shop perfumes, bar mitzvah aesthetics, buttery fecundity, Berghain, and fuck you fragrances. Join the ladies on a pilgrimage to Scent Bar, follow along while Chloe directs a porn and listen closely to hear Maddie's jaw audibly hit the floor on mic. Just another perfect perfume illusion with these two kinky frag freaks!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Sécrétions Magnifique by Etat Libre D'Orange

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Lolita Lempicka Au Masculin by Lolita Lempicka

Comme des Garçons Copper

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Frangipane al Pistacchio by Kyse

Alguien No. 2 by Alguien

Mango On The Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Female Christ by 19-69

Escada Magnetism

Davidoff Cool Water

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

Hayden’s Kiss by Auric Blends

Lattafa Ajwad

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Candles Discussed:

Loewe Licorice candle

Golden Honeycomb candle by Bath and Body Works

Blueberry Marshmallow Bar candle by Bath and Body Works

Paris Cafe candle by Bath and Body Works

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Ep 7: The Maiden, The Mother, and The Crone Apr 27, 2023

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Join our little oenophiles this week as they discuss alcoholic frags, hot grandmas, sponge notes, the scent of blood, and sandwiches with middle names. Learn the ladies' perfume application techniques, what to order at Schwartz and Sandy's, how to commit insurance fraud, and the difference between Puss's Boots and Minnie's heels. Chloe compromises her stomach lining and visits New Jersey's answer to Scent Bar, while Maddie argues for Portlandia aesthetics and guesses Antonio Banderas' net worth.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Lattafa Ajwad

Etat Libre d'Orange Sécrétions Magnifique

Baccarat Rouge 540

By Killian's Love Don't Be Shy

Diptyque Eau Capitale

Female Christ by 19-69

Le Labo Thé Noir

Blue Seduction by Antonio Banderas

Black Seduction by Antonio Banderas

The Golden Secret by Antonio Banderas

Queen of Seduction by Antonio Banderas

Her Secret Temptation by Antonio Banderas

Michael Jordan Legend

Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers

Good Girl by Carolina Herrera

Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in Red

Black Opium by YSL

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Ep 6: Eau de Roach Apr 19, 2023

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This week your favorite financial analysts talk perfume economics, the Kafka effect, fragrance gatekeeping and bandaid scents, all while stimulating the economy from behind. They compromise the Nose Candy Lab with butter candles but press forward in their double blind analysis of perfume layering, hot mom frags, dental reassignment surgery and TJ Maxx colorways. Chloe reveals her dating app easter eggs and shops for perfume in a fugue state; Maddie bemoans her latest fragrets and contacts FragranceNet customer support.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Smoke

Akro Ink

Eric Buterbaugh Oud Rose

Eau Capitale by Diptyque

Byredo’s Loose Lips candle

Lattafa Ajwad

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle