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#110 - NYC Marathon 2023 🏃 (Uncut & Unhinged) Nov 13, 2023

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We record on the sideline of the marathon route in NYC. We try to talk to some celebrities that we know are running the marathon. We try some rizzed up glizzies. We are staying in a fancy hotel right by central park that is definitely a members only club. The staff at the hotel are top notch friendly people however the patrons were rude.

#109 - Mini Dry Erase Whiteboard 🍔 Nov 06, 2023

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Erin tells us about her race where her whole team dropped out. Mike and Sam took a little road trip and had to fill their own gas. A new Powerball winner is blowing through his money. The NFL custom paints their fields. Nice couple wins sideline passes for a football game. What's going on with the Vegas Sphere? Why is Ikea making pink and black hotdogs? A wanted man comments on police departments Facebook page. A restaurant makes a menu with business product names. An artist creates child-like construction paper canvas art. A run store lets you steal if you can beat the security in a race. How many times a day do you have to move to stay healthy? There is a daycare for both the elderly and children. If anyone is reading this I'm writing this in bed at midnight on nyc marathon weekend idk if this even makes sense.

#108 - Spooky Life Horrors! 👻 Oct 30, 2023

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In this special spooky episode we discuss real life horrors. What is your horror movie flaw? Do you have decorations that used to scare you? A mummified man has been on display for 128 years. We don't like scary movies. The guest at the Stanley Hotel claims to have captured a ghost on camera. We discuss the Scream Mask origin story. What were the top costumes in each decade. Zillow homes are scary. A man finds a house above his house. We talk about 2 social media Halloween trends, the switch witch and the pumpkin head trends. Is Monster Mash about Monsters doing a dance or about a song called the Monster Mash which we never get to hear?

#107 - Camel's Lying Humps 🐫 Oct 23, 2023

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Erin gives another run update! She's posting on Youtube again! We go through a "false things we were taught" bracket. Very controversial! Panda's are no longer going to live in the USA. One of the largest pryamids in the world is a Bass Pro Shop. We go through a list of 15th century dog names. We read Erins favorite 1 star review. Zucky is releasing new camera glasses. Will Ferrell becomes a DJ.

#106 - Rat Czar 🐀 Oct 16, 2023

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It's our 2 year anniversay, we think? People are stealing Mike's hand. Erin gives a positive run update. NFL players last name shock Erin. We announce our trip to NYC for the marathon. Why don't we look in mirrors? NYC appoints a rat czar. Vanna White gets her first raise in 18 years. Theres a conspiracy around Taylor Swift and the Jets football team. We explain why it's so hard to find No Bad No Sad stories.

#105 - Laziness Festival Oct 09, 2023

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What was the weirdest thing you got while trick or treating? Erin talks about her experience being a guest on other podcasts. Erin has new opinions on running in Disney. We go through the unhinged memes and videos that Erin has shared with Mike all week. A man lives with a pigeon on his head. We discover new compliments for dinner. Gwyneth Paltrow puts out one of the worst social media ads we've ever seen. In our new segment Education with Erin we discuss the naming of hurricanes. A NYC man stops traffic to show strangers Saturn.

#104 - Escaped Prisoner Oct 02, 2023

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Mike attends a pizza festival hosted by Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports. Erin has signed up for a marathon...kind of. Erin has to take care of chickens at her kids school. We get into a beef in some instagram comments. Why do our locations There was an escaped murderer near Erin's home.

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#103 - Bar Brawl (Uncut & Unhinged) Sep 25, 2023

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We are in Minneapolis Minnesota for 24 hours to record an Erin Tries video with Chris Plys from the USA Olympic Curling Team. We discuss our thoughts on the city and the sights that we saw. We had dinner and witnessed an intense interaction between a drunk man and a suave sober man.

#102 - Turn the Plane Around Sep 18, 2023

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We give everyone a quick lesson on bird calls. Erin gives us an update on her diet and running. There are pressures to drink and we don’t want to. Do you have old friends that you want to reconnect with? Erin is looking for a new home. Someone on a Delta flight poopoo’d all over the aisle which forced the plane to land. A tennis player had to use the bathroom in the middle of a match. A man wins the lottery and gives his ex boss a wonderful gift. Viral video of a bear chasing a girl snowboarding turns out to be a hoax. A man finds a rats foot in an Olive Garden soup. Which state eats the earliest? Erin relates to a girl scared of styrofoam. A Florida man tried crossing the Atlantic in a man made hamster wheel. Dog runs away but comes home with a ribbon from a dog show. A restaurant in Tokyo is making Erin want to visit.

#101 - Hungary 🇭🇺 & Lebanon 🇱🇧 Sep 11, 2023

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Erin recaps her trip to Hungary for the World Athletics Championships. Mike recaps his trip to Lebanon.

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