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#120 - Do Trees Curse When They Fall? Jan 22, 2024

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Erin lets tea bully her. Sign in and sign out sheets give us anxiety. Silent discos don't make sense to us. We try to decipher the lyrics to Lifestyle by Rich Gang. Erin describes her favorite noises to hear. The Miami Dolphins are building a new stadium which gives them the ultimate home advantage. Would you bring an emotional support clown with you to a meeting if you're getting fired? Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in her bathroom so guests can do a speech in the mirror. Are bumper cars too awkward for you?

#119 - Adventures of Mousekin 🐁 Jan 15, 2024

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Erin's mom has a new instagram account. (https://www.instagram.com/judy.gaffney.31) Erin rants about snow. Pilots apparently speed run their trips. We discuss what Pimp My Ride would be like if released in 2024. A man breaks a world record for putting underwear on the fastest. A wedding party crashes a venue and has an impromptu wedding. Snoop Dogg will be commentating on the NBC Olympic Games. There's a pit in Yellowstone where people can "legally" dump bodies.

#118 - Slurping Pharmaceuticals 💊 Jan 08, 2024

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Erin goes summarizes her trip to Puerto Rico. Do you guys actually take baths? Hersey's has found themselves in a class action lawsuit. We go through 5 reasons why going to NY for New Years Eve sounds miserable. We do some investigating on NPC Tiktokers. There's a year long cruise that has some internal drama. We create a new legal team.

#117 - 2024 Podcast Goals Jan 01, 2024

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Happy New Year Everyone! Erin is in Puerto Rico recording from a beach. Mike has a rant about a post office worker. Do you have any 2024 goals? We go into a debate about which is the next bite you take out of a sandwich. Which fruit can you throw the farthest? Is there a correlation between how rich someone is and how hard it is to find their trash can? NFL players surprising kids is our favorite no bad no sad’s this season.

#116 - Lords a Leaping Dec 25, 2023

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Merry Christmas everyone! We go through a list of some unhinged Christmas song lyrics. Erin updates us on her health. There was a bull on the loose on the train tracks in NJ. The whiss toilets in Amsterdam make us uncomfortable. Extreme ironing is a sport. Competitive puzzling is a thing. There was a battle between a married couple for an Eagles jacket. Which country has the most millionaires. Bernese Mountain Dog's have a Christmas day parade.

#115 - NFL's New Team 🏈 Dec 18, 2023

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Erin goes on a work retreat in the city of Philadelphia. Mike visits a warehouse. Rizz becomes 2023's word of the year. We test Erin on her ability to tell the difference between Julia Roberts & Sandra Bullock. Mcdonalds is starting a new store to compete with Starbucks. Erin finds her new favorite animal, the sand swimming golden mole. We go through a list of good things going on in the world that most people are unaware of. A man discovers a kid riding his bike through his driveway and decides to give him a surprise.

#114 - Early Christmas 🎅 Dec 13, 2023

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Do you like building gingerbread houses? Erin had Christmas early. Erin attended a running brand conference. We go through our Spotify Wrapped and see what you guys love to listen to. Duolingo twitter is unhinged and must be stopped. Someone keeps pushing ChatGPT to create the happiest bunny and the results are unreal. Mike reads an unhinged customer email. Kyoto, Japan school has a graduation where the students are allowed to wear whatever they want. Macaulay Culkin finally gets a star on the hollywood walk of fame.

#113 - Erin Tries Goalball?? Dec 04, 2023

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Erin thinks Bill Murry and Tom Hanks are the same person. There's a walrus that is sinking small boats. A man tricks escape room owner. Which is smarter? A seagull or a crow? Erin gives us a vocab book update. We discover goalball...maybe Erin will try it. Food in Dubai looks super bland. China has created a new way to keep drivers alert at night.

#112 - Pig Contest Intensity 🐷 Nov 27, 2023

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Cyber Monday is a scam. A man shares his frustration with starting a chocolate brand. Mike talks about his rebrand to ScrapPockets. Dyson has designed the worst sink ever. A video of mike's gas pump fears gets reviewed. Stanley cup's seizes a great marketing opportunity. A pig contest goes viral. NFL mascots vs kids is a long standing American tradition that makes no sense. What do you say when someone knocks on your door in a public restroom? Mike shares a men's restroom secret that shocks Erin. A teacher gets an exciting send off from his whole school before the NYC marathon.

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#111 - Hug a Runner (feat. Josh, the Dunkin Man) Nov 20, 2023

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It's national hug a runner day! We interview Josh, the man who ran the NYC marathon dressed in a Dunkin Donuts costume that he made himself out of Dunkin cups and boxes! We have a story from a listener who was able to finish the marathon with the help of a stranger. Erin rants about the monster/devil emoji. Mike rants about neighborhood signs that make no sense. A shipwreck has 22 billion dollars worth of treasures at the bottom of the ocean. Erin reads a well written story about a bird and his eating dome. Jason Kelce and Mike McDaniel join Erin's list of NFL people that she loves. The Philadelphia Eagles eagle catches Erin's attention. Mike discovers a bed making competition in Japan. We go through the best signs during the NYC Marathon. A little boy enters a dirt bike races and a bunch of teens support him.

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