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News Burp #266 - Doomsday planes and Giant Goldfish Overlords Jul 13, 2021

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Football sized Goldfish are going to take over the world, once and for all we might get the same numbers of hotdogs and hotdog buns in packets, and do shellfish have souls? Also, what's the point of a Doomsday plane if you can't use it?
What a world we live in.
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Tickled Kink Intro Episode Jul 11, 2021

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Indulge us for a moment dear Burpess while we introduce another podcast that we have added to our network.
You'll find all episodes over on www.thenewsburp.com and of course if you liked it we would love you to subscribe to it wherever you get your pods, leave a review and/or feedback.
Tickled Kink is hosted by Matt and Fiona where we talk about all things kink, fetish and sexual health to promote tolerance, education and openness around sexual health. And hopefully discover a few new things along the way.
Get in touch @tickledkinkpod on the Twitters and tickledkink2021 on the Gmails.
Feel free to get in touch with the show, in complete confidence on tickledkink2021@gmail.com
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News Burp #265 - High ideas and knowing when you're gonna die Jul 07, 2021

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A new online calculator will tell you how long you have left to live, advertisers want to get inside your dreams and women can literally smell if a man is single oh and it turns out that people who are high and/or tripping don't have the great ideas they think they do!
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #264 - Make-a-wish for a ride with Adriana Chechik Jun 30, 2021

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Imagine living in the Flintstone’s house, Make-a-wish for a vaccination and we have reached the age of immortal armies of bees, and I don’t care how much you want it, I’m not talking about the Elon Musk Bronze statue that was just unveiled in New York. And also there's a time traveller who has taken the "time" to tell us about the horrible future we're heading for and a porn star says she wants to give lucky fans the chance to stick their things in her thing.
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #263 - Asians of the north and licking dead bodies Jun 23, 2021

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This week we have stories about NASA is developing super scary space squids, licking bodies in a mortuary is dead gross, I’m not mentioning Logan or Jake Paul once after this and Jeff Bezos is the billionaire we deserve!
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #262 - Jeremy Clarkson and kitten's arseholes Jun 16, 2021

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This week we have stories about security guard pretends to be a surgeon and surgery goes bad, lady stuck in a chair making fetish content had to be freed with jaws of life and police are arresting fast food workers cause they’re not getting free burgers and you can put murder on a payment plan. Also Jeremy Clarkson is a party pooper and other stuff!
What a world we live in.
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Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

News Burp #261 - Replacement wives and sex doll lives Jun 09, 2021

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This week we have stories about shock horror and surprise as social justice warriors miss another target, you can win a prize by driving at the speed of Ketchup and man marries his dead wife’s sister, on the day he was supposed to marry the dead one, but she died on the wedding day, so yeah he just married the sister instead and a man who has married a sex doll, cheated on that sex doll, divorced that sex doll and will marry you, if you also like sex dolls.
What a world we live in.
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Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

News Burp #260 - Don't put your willy where it's not welcome and you won't lose it Jun 03, 2021

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This week we have stories about a man who lost his penis because he tried to put it where it wasn't welcome, again, allegedly. PETA have some perfectly reasonable suggestions, allegedly and you can cover up the smell of a dead body with 70 bottle of air freshener, allegedly.
What a world we live in, allegedly.
Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.
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Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

News Burp #259 - The one with the edibles May 26, 2021

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Sup there Burpees,
This week Matt forgot he was recording and shovelled some weed edibles into his face, so even as he writes this he's forgotten what was said in the show.
Flashes of dinosaurs, lost cell phones, Burger King assassins and a massive chicken wing shortage.
That's a shortage of chicken wings that is massive, not a shortage of massive wings.
What a world we live in!
Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.
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Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

News Burp #258 - You can probably breathe out of your bum May 19, 2021

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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about A cookie recipe that I won’t be going anywhere near, $26m dollar lottery ticket washed down the drain and mammals can breathe through their anus in emergencies!
What a world we live in!
Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.
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Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

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