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News Burp #276 - Real life Steven Seagal movies and in depth sex education Oct 06, 2021

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This week...
It’s probably not illegal, but you probably shouldn’t be doing it either and a Lithuanian alcoholic really proves his metal and a real life Steven Seagal movie happened and we’re only hearing about it now. A teacher gets in trouble for sex with a student and mammies are being told not to wear their jammies on the school run.
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #275 - Covid Tampons and Bears in your chocolate! Sep 21, 2021

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The cost of beheading your wife is just 8 cows, being tired is an emergency situation and could Ivermectin soaked tampons cure your covid? Oh and Australia is crowd funding a giant bag of dicks, and there's hidden meanings in Toblerone logo!
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #274 - Satanists to the rescue AGAIN! Sep 15, 2021

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Satanists are at it again, and this time it’s sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed weapons and more stuff!
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News Burp #273 - Satanists to the rescue and milkshake machines Sep 08, 2021

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Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are still the cause of much upset!
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #272 - Giant Sex Spiders and Death Hotdogs Sep 01, 2021

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Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature, what a mad bunch of bastards.
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News Burp #271 - no Mickey D's milkshakes after Brexit and some other stuff Aug 25, 2021

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No Milkshakes in McDonald’s in the UK (that’s what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastards
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News Burp #270 - Magic potions, $12m worth of porn and death meteors! Aug 18, 2021

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Sri Lanka’s health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll probably be dead by then so it's all a moo point!
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News Burp #269 - The actual Prime Number Episode! Aug 10, 2021

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The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald’s because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again!
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News Burp #268 - Man nearly wanks to death and buying a planet Jul 28, 2021

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Horse charity that’s worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet and actual footage of an actual sighting of actual Bigfoot?
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News Burp #267 - Hitler's Wife's Knickers and Adam won't suck Matt's nipples Jul 20, 2021

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What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off of Onlyfans, only for you to not recognise its potential. That's what Adam did and it might be what finally ends a 20+ year friendship!
What a world we live in.
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