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News Burp #160 Feb 25, 2019

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Imagine you're asleep in bed, all tucked up and safe in your house and you wake up to see a random stranger in your bedroom. Freaked out? More than likely.
Now imagine that this stranger is sucking on your toes. On a scale of 1 to "oh god I hope I'm having a nightmare" how disturbed and freaked out would you be?
This and we take a look at how much prostitution is costing around the world these days and there's some bargains to be had. Y'know, if you can get around the whole slave trade thing.
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.22
Weekly Was Wupdates - 38.09
Back to the Woocher - 57.04

News Burp #159 Feb 18, 2019

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Imagine you ordered a sex toy off the internet and then the post man delivered it to your neighbour's house and then their dog tore it up. That'd be embarrassing, right? Now imagine that but this time the neighbour invites you in to collect your ripped up, chewed and slobbered on sex toy. That'd be embarrassinger, right?
Yeah, some neighbours are dicks. We also look back on just how easy it is to fake your own death. We might do it later at some stage. If we can be bothered.
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 6.20
Weekly Was Wupdates - 36.46
Back to the Woocher - 51.09

News Burp #158 Feb 11, 2019

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Have you ever thought about faking your own death? Or have you ever had a naked woman chase you out of a hotel after random sex? No? Well that's what's in our Weekly Weird Wupdates this week.
Also, Matt is having a bit of a crisis. Documentaries and podcasts about the universe are playing havoc with his relaxation weed time.
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8.17
Weekly Was Wupdates - 44.37
Back to the Woocher - 57.15

News Burp #157 Feb 03, 2019

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Hey there, have you got a dry vagina? It's probably all the weed you're smoking. This is in our Weekly Weird Wupdates along with how a student ate 5 day old pasta and died and we find out what crazy things you can rent in Japan following up on a story from last week!
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8.05
Weekly Was Wupdates - 45.47
Back to the Woocher - 1.04.07

News Burp #156 Jan 28, 2019

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Hey there, are you lonely and reclusive? You know what you need to do? Rent a sister!
Or you could always just get caught smoking crack and getting a blowjob at some traffic lights.
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.23
Weekly Was Wupdates - 45.17
Back to the Woocher - 1.01.18

News Burp #155 Jan 21, 2019

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Imagine you're 4 years of age and you start going through puberty - or imagine spending nearly five thousand monies on your pet's funeral?
This plus we look at some of the weirdest stuff you can buy at your local Costco!
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.33
Weekly Was Wupdates - 41.22
Back to the Woocher - 1.02.08

News Burp #154 Jan 14, 2019

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How much Mac and Cheese is too much Mac and Cheese? How about a massive 27lb bucket? Or what are the weirdest things that people have tried to have sex with?
This and lots more click baity stuff (because we're not above that)
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 7.45
Weekly Was Wupdates - 29.14
Back to the Woocher - 47.26

News Burp #153 Jan 07, 2019

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We're back baby, and we're back with a bang! Full of stories all about fortune telling past life princesses and Irish brothels renting out a single sex doll. That's right, just one.
What a wonderful world we live in!

News Burp #152 Dec 17, 2018

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Imagine you're a teacher and you just wander into a lake where some teenagers are playing water volleyball and you take it upon yourself to bite a 14 year old on the bum.
Then imagine you tried to bribe the arresting police officer with $200 to get the whole thing ignored.
What would the neighbours think? Oh and Adam gets all antisemitic.

News Burp #151 Dec 09, 2018

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This week we're talking all about what Kate Beckinsale apparently smears all over her face in the name of beauty. Spoiler - it may or may not be Korean baby foreskin.
What a wonderful world we live in!

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