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News Burp #170 May 29, 2019

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Hey there Skwodies and Burpers
On today's show (apologies for being late) we look at the justice system with e-fits that don't fit and lawyers who make us laugh.
And in good news we have a story for Memorial Day
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #169 May 20, 2019

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Hello there Skwodies and Burpers
Today we look at animals....do they even have the right name?
For instance, if I said to you "danger noodle" would you think of a snake? Well someone on the internet would.
And, in honour of GOT, we find that a youngster in New Zealand is demanding more dragon research from his government.
What a world we live in.
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News Burp #168 May 13, 2019

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Imagine you're in a supermarket and there's a toddler who decides to throw a tantrum. That's annoying isn't it? Now imagine that you're over taken by the desire to punch that child because you're tired of toddlers throwing tantrums.
Reckon the fall out would be worth it?
Now imagine you're an inmate in prison and you take a strange pill from another inmate that gives you a 4 day erection. Good times? Not really, probably.
What a world we live in!
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 13.27
Weekly Was Wupdates - 56.55
Back to the Woocher - 1.14.02
Good News - 1.21.38

News Burp #167 Apr 29, 2019

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So...we are live again. We found the time, the fates were aligned, our star signs were compatible, a higher power made it so......whatever. We are able to come to you live and uncut.
We'll be looking at 2 of lifes biggest influencers....sex and death....TOGETHER. Then there is the other influencer money. If you found a large sum of money, what would you do? Some people just give it away.
What a world we live in
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News Burp #166 Apr 22, 2019

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So, you know how last week we said we'd be broadcasting live from now on? Well turns out we're a bunch of lying arseholes! But at least we have an episode this week!
This week it's all about holding illegal immigrants hostage for sex fantasies and men's beards having more germs in them than a dog apparently!
We've also got a list of things that rich people have done, just because they could!
What a world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 2.55
Weekly Was Wupdates - 42.09
Back to the Wuture - 53.55
Good News - 1.15.16

News Burp #165 Apr 15, 2019

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Broadcasting live again and we're back after an absence of a couple of weeks, but we'll fill you in on everything.
In Weekly Weird Wupdates we have a millionaire who wants to create a real life battle royale on a deserted island and we're all for that.
In Back to the Woocher, we look at all the gross things people have found in their food and in good news we salute the law makers of New York! Find out why below...
What a world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 9.01
Weekly Was Wupdates - 49.31
Back to the Wuture - 1.01.52
Good News - 1.13.06

News Burp #164 Mar 25, 2019

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Imagine you go and drink your favourite soft drink only to find a dead mouse in there. Then you go and you complain to that company and they offer you some vouchers for more of their mouse infested soft drink - would you take it?
Or you could always just lick a toilet seat on a plane!
We're trying this live for the fist time, so you're going to hear us completely un-edited!
What a world we live in!
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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News Burp #163 Mar 18, 2019

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Imagine you're a woman and you're having the best oral sex you've ever had, then you smell burning toast and next thing you know you're having a stroke!
Would that put you off oral sex? Or does it make it more exciting now that there's a danger element?
Also we have a story about a video game that was pulled from Steam (game market) called "Rape Day" that was all about performing violent sex acts against women.
What a world we live in!
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 12.26
Weekly Was Wupdates - 45.22
Back to the Woocher - 57.44
Good News - 1.02.40

News Burp #162 Mar 12, 2019

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Imagine you're a police officer and you turn up to a call only to be beaten quite badly by a ranting, drunk naked woman. Down side, you end up with some injuries and time off work.
Upside, you end up with time off work and don't have to deal with ranting, drunk naked women. (Unless that's what you're into)
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 9.04
Weekly Was Wupdates - 37.46
Back to the Woocher - 54.57
Good News - 1.05.12

News Burp #161 Mar 04, 2019

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Can you imagine working in a shop where the returns policy is so relaxed that customers try returning used toilets, worn underwear and completely eaten food? How do you return completely eaten food I hear you say? Well listen on to find out.
Also, we take a look at some of the weirdest stuff that women have had to put up with from us men in the name of kinky sex.
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
Feel free to get in touch with the usual means or leave a comment below...
And if you really want to help us keep the show going, you could throw us a bone or two on Patreon where you'll get exclusive not for anyone else content each week!
Jump to your fave segment:
Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8.36
Weekly Was Wupdates - 42.10
Back to the Woocher - 1.07.48
Good News - 1.20.35

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