New Zealand Pubcast

**NZ Pubcast - Session 28 - New Zealand Sluts** Dec 10, 2007

**Hardly hot on the heels of our last effort, the very latest Session is ready for consumption below friends - best listened to when you're consuming your favourite beverage... (we recommend beer)**
Both Dodge and Shifty have had a hell a last few weeks and obviously have a lot to catch up on in this ever badly recorded obscure podcast *where* (between gulps of cold lovely beer) the guys discuss the following matters of upmost importance:
**Are all women in New Zealand wanton sluts?** Obviously this has been a burning question ever since our first session - we deal with it once and for all:) We hear about the police questioning an **entire town in the North Island about some missing** **war medals** The recent result in the **Aussie Elections** also gets a wee mention - And finally Dodge manages to turn it all around and force Shifty into a discussion on **the environment**:) Wouldn't be a proper session otherwise right?
Some links to the stuff we mentioned:
That blog about the English family who we failed to catch up with can be found here: http://www.onewaynewzealand.com/
And not forgetting our very good friends over at **Kilos of Craic** http://kilosofcraic.com/
Check em out!
Intro this time comes from Spoon (Me and the Bean) and Kiwi band of the month The Mint Chicks with Crazy Yes! Dumb No! (From album of the same name)
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NZ Pubcast - Session 27 - Welcome back Shifty Rob Oct 09, 2007

Hiho Pubcast listeners - a very late in the day Session is available for download below - its been a long time since we've posted anything - however this was actually recorded some weeks ago (try 3 weeks ago) so apologies for the non-current-ness of the content...
A back to basics sess, where Shifty and Dodge become re-aquinted with each other once again... (didn't know who he was when he first showed up:)
The next Session will come hot on the heels of this one - so keep your ears on the ground and try not to pee yourself while you're crawling towards the exit.
TAXI!
Intro comes from Bobbi Humphrey - Spanish Harlem and Kiwi tune of the month(?) comes from those fine gentlemen of Opshop with Maybe
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 26 - Air NZ taking Aussies to Iraq, Rugby and Happyness** Aug 27, 2007
Greetings once again from the still frosty Christchurch - Pubcasters Dodge, Shifty's Replacement; Andrew the Canadian and Special Guest John Rockwell (the Aussie Kiwi) get together in our old favourite - The Vespa Bar - to talk it up and drink it down for your listening pleasure...
Air New Zealand has been 'caught' taking Aussie Troops to Iraq for extra pocket money - we find out if anyone in NZ actually gives a f*ck...
We kick off the Rugby World cup build up - does NZ being red hot favourites mean that they just won't win the title... again?
Does living in New Zealand make you happy? And what is happyness anyways....
And where is that pint I ordered..????
Tunes this time where: Intro: 'Chains' from tha **Che Fu** - And Outro was 'Turn it around' from **The Black Seeds**

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**NZ Pubcast - Session 25 - Life without Shifty Rob** Aug 12, 2007
An historic Session stumbles along the pavement towards you, scares your children, falls over and then passes out while peeing itself this week, as NZ Pubcast loses the plot in the absence of the departed Shifty Rob... **(don't worry - he's only departed NZ)**
Despite this almost fatal blow, Johnny Dodge and (Rob's replacement) Andrew the Canadian manage to make it to the pub to squeeze out a session for your listening (alcohol drenched) pleasure... where we:
Talk to local rock and roller Matt from Phoenix 88 about life in NZ - as well his upcoming album release and other stories of a drunken nature...
We discuss some interesting factoids about NZ - and for the first time ever, we leave the bar... and walk to another bar... to see former pubcast guest Caroline Joy perform for the good people of Fat Eddies...
Intro tune was provided by the sexy Breeders (Track: Huffer from Title TK) and outro provided by our good mate Matt from Phoenix 88 who expalins all about it...
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Bring on the RUGBY... Aug 01, 2007

New Zealand is currently gearing itself up for the sporting event to end all sporting events - The Rugby World Cup! Well okay, probably not the biggest sporting event from where you're sitting but believe me, in Kiwiland there's nothing bigger... of course, the All blacks are red hot favourites to win - which means that they'll probably lose to Australia in the last minute of the final...
We'll be doing a Pubcast dedicated to this in due course - (the world cup doesn't kick off for another few weeks) so as we make you wait until the next session is posted, here's some mightly fine kiwi rugby related funniness to get you through the next few days...
oh - just so that you're aware - Shifty Rob has pissed off back to Canada for a month (he mumbled something about missing his real home or something) sooo - Canadian Andrew - the canadian guy who's shown up on a couple of past sessions, has stepped up to take his place... We can't wait to talk about Rob while he's not here:)
Oh - btw - New Zealand ended up winning the Tri Nations and the cup thingy off the Aussies...

**NZ Pubcast - Session 24 - The Wunderbar** Jul 12, 2007

**An inebriated G'day to you all from Christchurch's blow in piss heads as they gather once again to talk shit in a very hard to follow manner...**
Coming to you from The Wunderbar in Lyttleton, Shifty Dodge and special Canadian guest, Andrew (the canadian) chew the fat on settling into life in New Zealand - and Christchurch specifically - why you should be careful buying a car and why new arrivals think alot about things they wouldn't normally think about - like heating...
NZ makes the The most prosperous country's in the world list - we give you the run down on who's rich and poor...
And we round things off talking about why lots of Kiwi think their flag is rubbish and want to replace it with something else... (Shock, horror)
Music this time is provided by the Strokes (Intro) and Goodshirt (outro)
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 23: Improved Sound... Same Bad Aftertaste** Jun 19, 2007

Mornin’ Y’all…
That wretched smell from the internet could only mean another episode of NZ pubcast has finally emerged.
In this session we trawl through the recent Global Peace Index and find out how New Zealand placed. Look into the sinister world of some electricity companies and have a crack at the latest discussion on wind farms - including why one of New Zealand’s most famous hookers is weighing in on this debate.
And not to be outdone… El Diablo squeaks his way into the show once again with the full support of a nation behind him.
John Butler Trio supplied their track *'Better Than'* for the intro and we were left with Atlas and their chart topper *'Crawl'* ringing in our ears.
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 22 - Now with 50% more pub noise** May 30, 2007
**Gday Cobbers - we've made you wait long enough but the latest pubcast is ready to roll... All the way from Baileys Irish Bar in Christchurch, those useless blow in's get into...**
Dealing with the first major consequence of obtaining NZ residency, Dodge relays his recent experience of NZ Jury duty and tells why he never wants to do it again. Ever.
Shifty wades in with some interesting New Zealand news stories and we once again debate the earth heating up thingy...
We realise that we've been very slack of late but we promise to up the ante once again with a little more of the regular and a little less laziness in future... (a little mind)
Music this week is from Finger Eleven- song is Paralizer... and outro comes from Christchurch Local boy made good Craig Smith
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Almost there... May 23, 2007

Hi di ho there guys... We recorded the next session last night and so it will be coming your way very shortly... in the meantime...
Here's a funny from the UK show Balls of Steel - I'm putting this up here because there's a NZ Connection... see if you can spot it!!! (Its a game you see!!!)

A Wee Delay May 15, 2007

Suprise, Suprise... There's been a delay once again in the latest posting of NZ Pubcast...
We know what you're thinkin'... Yes we are lazy... but that's not it... and No... it's not our shite equipment...
This time it's the MAN, the law, the fuzz, the 5-0... They got Johnny! Pubcast's very own Johnny Dodge is in court... you guessed it - Johnny's on the Jury!
We will be back very soon... (that is if they don't find out about the REAL Johnny Dodge).
In the meantime, you can catch me down at any number of pubs... chattin' up the locals...
Cheers, Shifty

**NZ Pubcast - Session 21 - Auckland risks a poo eruption and smacking rights in NZ** Apr 25, 2007
The latest rambling bunch of nonsense is available below for download, Pubcasters... in which the boys are joined by some kiwis and a guy from Oldham to talk about how Auckland are building a mountain out of shite... and we discuss the total crazyness that's erupted in NZ over the right to smack your children...
A note on this session....
This sess has probably got the worst sound we've ever had on NZ Pubcast - and you know that we've had some pretty bad sound in the past... this was due to a couple of factors... namely:
The pub was jammed man... it was a friday after work and they just kept coming in... and making loads of noise... bastards.
also...
Our pc is knackered... Shifty Rob's 'New' laptop doesn't seem to be able to record a session without adding its 'own' sound effects... mikes cut in and out, were on different volume levels and generally acted like a complate pain in the arse...
*This is simply an explaination - not an apology. As you are well aware, we don't apolgise for anything. Except to our girl partners when they are angry at us...* *and anyone who threatens to sue us - yes, we don't have backbones... your point is???*
Anyways - I promise that we won't be using Rob's laptop anymore for Pubcast recordings - it had its chance but enough is enough... We were almost going to bin this session but because we haven't posted in a while...
Intro was beastie boys and outro was provided by the very funk tastic Pitch Black
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 20 - Drinking Irish Stout in English Pubs and clubbing seals to death is the way forward** Mar 29, 2007

In a post St Paddies day 20th Pubcast Session, Shift and Dodge get together in Christchurch's only "English Pub' to talk about such pubcast staples as beer, the environment and why 3 billion people in the world need to just go...
On the beer front: Why the Irish bars in Christchurch are shite, why the English pubs serve nicer Irish Stout, Why Canterbury Draught is the worst beer in NZ...
On the environment: Shifty explains why killing whales and clubbing seals is good for New Zealand...
And we round it all off with a blast of Irish music from some kiwis (Hoob Nail Boots)
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 19 - Boobs on bikes, 1.5km Bungy Jumps and where not to score in NZ** Mar 07, 2007
**The Pubcast gets right back to it its roots this week - coming from good 'ol Pomeroys in Christchurch, where it all began... the** **Mick** **and the** **Canuck** **get together with another Canuck blow in to discuss how great it was being flashed by strippers in the street earlier in the day (above)**
Other topics of banter that flow from our beer engulfed mouths include: The Best and Worst places in NZ to meet that special someone... AJ Hackett, Kiwi God of bungy jumping wants to break more records, Why NZ is worth coming back to (even if you've already moved home) and we shed some light on New Zealand's real contribution to the war on terror...
Thanks to Gigantor for joining us in the pub - Our Intro was "Promiscuity" as sung by the brilliant Manu Chao - and outro track "I and I" was provided by Kiwi 'Backyard' BBQ Reggae band Katchafire. The video that was mentioned on the session is also on its way - all good things...!
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 18 - The Effects of Global Warming on our Pubs** Feb 14, 2007
**Greetings friends and fellow Pubcasters - we bid you a very fine welcome on this hot sunny evening in Christchurch - well, its not that sunny - we'll take what we can get:)**
Dodge and Shifty get together with NZ Pubcast Listener John Rockwell in one of Christchurch's most popular boozers - The Dux. We deave into some old Pubcast fav talking points - such as the effects of Global Warming on our drinking habits, the state of a decent pint of the black stuff in New Zealand and the Japanese whale killers get a helping hand from the NZ government.
Our Intro music was provided by the quite spiffy Ok Go and closing track is provided by our very own Johnny Dodge who covers the Pixies Classic - Where is my mind - from his livingroom
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Random Kiwi Ads Feb 04, 2007

Since its been a little while since the last Session - and that we're going to make you wait a whole week before the next sess gets posted, here's a little fix of kiwi kulture to keep you going...
I'm not a huge vodka fan (got sick on it so many times as a child) but when I do decide that it's time to get utterly rat arsed - the Kiwi brand 42 Below isn't a bad choice... What follows are some internet ads run by the company and , as you'll soon see, they are quite humorous...
Kiwis can be a very funny lot when they want to be...
The Story of 42 Below:
Slagging off the Pommes (The English):

The Aussies:
The Gay Community:

Last but not least...

**NZ Pubcast - Session 17 - Driving cars on party pills is good, Customs in LAX is a nightmare and even most Americans think il Diablo is bad** Jan 24, 2007
G'day Pubcast co-drinkers... a slightly longer session this week to make up for the lack of anything last week. Technical problems resulted in us having to bin last weeks session (Shifty's laptop shat itself) But we're back with avengence this week, joined by special guest Andrew the Canadian where we:

Hear a nightmare story of a new arrival coming through LA airport on the way to New Zealand... Find out whats its like to land here from a far away place (basically anywhere else on the planet) Discover that NZ party pills make you a better driver and we talk about the candidates for the 2008 US elections...
Music: Our intro was provided by the well lively Groove Armada and we finish with New Zealand Drum'n'bass MC: Tali

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**NZ Pubcast - Session 16 - We're so tired... plus The Devils surge is actually a trickle, NZ teenage cops and the amazing world of toilet facilities** Jan 15, 2007
**A hungover NZ Pubcast has woken up, dragged itself to the pub and vomited another session into the bowels of the internet - and is available for download below pubcast chums...**
A very tired Shifty and Dodge fresh from the previous weeks festivities, talk about their NZ New Year's, debate the dangers of being policed by teenagers and Dodge puts in his compulsory rant about Il Diablo...
Our intro was provided by the very sexy Breeders (Pod - Track - Hellbound) And Kiwi muzic of the week is provided by the well chilled Salmonella Dub
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**NZ Pubcast - Session 15 - Creepy Santa's, Party Pills Ban and Devil man is at it again** Dec 21, 2006
**A merrier than usual NZ Pubcast has fallen through the door, woken the kids and collapsed in the hall - clean up the mess below with your direct download Pubcast fans...**
A Special Christmas edition on the season where we celebrate *the birth of Santa...*
Joined once again by some Kiwi guests (the burping Southern Boys) Johnny and Rob snow plough through the worthy talking points of: Christmas in the southern hemisphere (and how weird it is) Creepy Santas, the latest on the Party Pill situation, The NZ Internet speed issue is pointed to and laughed at by the whole world and Dodge rants on (and on) about Iraq and the war on terror...
Have a Big Greasy Drunken Holiday everyone - We will see you again in 2007...
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NZ Pubcast - Session 14 - the All Blacks pre-game polka, Stadium building blues, A mother’s right to shoot children. Dec 13, 2006

G’day y’all Pubcasters - Once again it’s another sticky and smelly podcast from that little country that just won’t go away. Normal hosts Dodge and Shifty, are enlightened by the studio audience while plying themselves with savoury suds.

On the list this week, the All Blacks pre-game polka, Stadium building blues, A Jafa’s take on a Jafa. A mother’s right to shoot children. And as per usual, the ensuing debate rages on for far too long.

Pumpin’ in this week we have Hayseed Dixie with their bluegrass flavour of ‘Rockin’ in the Free World’. And for the drive home show it's none other than the Kiwi sensations Salmonella Dub sportin’ their track ‘Love Your Ways’.

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**NZ Pubcast - Session 13 - Crazy Drunken Make up girls, Noisy water features and smacking children** Nov 23, 2006
A big How'r'ya Going there Pubcast Fans - a summer is almost here Pubcast from outside our fav pub in Christchurch where despite Shifty being molested by a wanton make up girl, we manage to pump out another weird and wonderful session for you to drink down while chomping on a packet of peanuts...
The NZ Government is attempting to stop us from hitting our kids with weapons, we discuss the strangeness that is Pitcarn Island - The Bounty can be checked out here - Peter Jackson is not making the Hobbit and Il Diablo gets invited to NZ...
Music comes from the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and the NZ born and bred Steriogram
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NZ Pubcast 12 - kids with kiwi accents, smelly housing and Good wins over Evil in the US Nov 14, 2006

After a wee break from the furious demands of podcasting, we're back once again to leave a smelly stain on your internet interaction machine device...
Dodge and Shifty gurgle a few beers at their (current) favourite bar while discussing the mind blowing effects of becoming a parent, Kiwi girlie underwear obsessed clergymen, and how rubbish the houses are in NZ...
On the world politics front - A UK survey pointing to devil man as the second biggest threat to world security gets pointed to... alot .... and what else do we have here...
Oh yeah...
The wonderful news from the US is felt up by Dodge's red hand of leftiness - we drink to the departure of il Diablo's insane murderous side kick and ponder a less crazy future for us all...
We also make up for some recent soddy music choices... (Yes we do sometimes read your email comments.. damn you)
First up: The Acid Jazzy Ripshop (Shoplift was the track) for the intro and Kiwi rockabellies of the week are the well cool Pluto...
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