Net Positive with John Crist

The Market Is Never Wrong Oct 22, 2025

ChatGPT being a yes man, parking in two spots, standing ovations, market is always right... On the net, it's a positive.

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Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure) Oct 15, 2025

The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best

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8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle) Oct 08, 2025

Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive.

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10/18 - Cleveland, OH

10/24 - Birmingham, AL

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11/7 - Boise, ID

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12/11 - South Bend, IN

12/12 - Munhall, PA

12/14 - Buffalo, NY

1/25 - Nashville, TN

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Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin) Oct 01, 2025

Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive.

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10/2 - Evansville, IN

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10/24 - Birmingham, AL

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11/7 - Boise, ID

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11/20 - Abilene, TX

11/21 - San Antonio, TX

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11/23 - Austin, TX

12/5 - Phoenix, AZ

12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA

12/7 - Redding, CA

12/11 - South Bend, IN

12/12 - Munhall, PA

12/14 - Buffalo, NY

1/25 - Nashville, TN

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Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey) Sep 24, 2025

Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/26 - North Charleston, SC

9/27 - Macon, GA

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10/4 - Peoria, IL

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10/16 - York, PA

10/17 - Detroit, MI

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10/24 - Birmingham, AL

10/25 - Chattanooga, TN

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11/20 - Abilene, TX

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12/7 - Redding, CA

12/11 - South Bend, IN

12/12 - Munhall, PA

12/14 - Buffalo, NY

1/25 - Nashville, TN

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Meta Positive Sep 17, 2025

… On the meta, it’s a positive.

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9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI

9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN

9/21 - Paducah, KY

9/26 - North Charleston, SC

9/27 - Macon, GA

9/28 - Hiawassee, GA

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12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA

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12/11 - South Bend, IN

12/12 - Munhall, PA

12/14 - Buffalo, NY

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All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell) Sep 10, 2025

The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive.

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The Correction Effect Sep 03, 2025

Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive.

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John Got Engaged Aug 27, 2025

The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.

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God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates) Aug 20, 2025

You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates) Aug 13, 2025

You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Too Much Dopamine Aug 06, 2025

Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay) Jul 30, 2025

The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Raise Your Hand Jul 23, 2025

Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.

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Planet of the Vapes Jul 16, 2025

Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.

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(Wellness) Jul 09, 2025

Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit) Jul 08, 2025

Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Gross Positive Jun 25, 2025

John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a positive.

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This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy) Jun 18, 2025

Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.

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This You? Jun 11, 2025

Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.

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The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson) Jun 09, 2025

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Tier 1 Yapper May 28, 2025

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THXDAD May 22, 2025

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The Lumber Section May 08, 2025

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Christian Mel Kiper Apr 30, 2025

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Handyman Summer Apr 23, 2025

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When Dad Says No Apr 16, 2025

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Film Me, Ready? Apr 09, 2025

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Outback Special (w/ Jordan Davis) Apr 02, 2025

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John Ramsey Mar 26, 2025

Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Keep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles) Mar 19, 2025

Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.

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Fake Busy Mar 12, 2025

Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Sea Salt & Honey (w/ Warren Zeiders) Mar 05, 2025

Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Haha-related Feb 26, 2025

Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Buckle Brothers (w/ Nate Smith) Feb 19, 2025

What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Room Temp IQ Feb 12, 2025

Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive

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We Don’t Have To Do This (w/Aaron Weber) Feb 05, 2025

Church homework, Kaepernick jerseys, corporate shows, and cracking the code of religion… On the net, it’s a positive

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Tornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn) Jan 29, 2025

Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive

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All My Neighbors Jan 22, 2025

Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Hammer The Over (w/ Trey Kennedy) Jan 15, 2025

Private firefighters, quests for men, marriage books, and influencer couples… On the net, it’s a positive.

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2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

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2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

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3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC

3/22 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

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4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL

4/26 - Tampa, FL

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/1 - Sarasota, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

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Welcome, Everything’s On Fire (w/ Matt Fradd) Jan 08, 2025

A deep dive into which religion is best, plus the first ever Catholics vs Protestants Celeb Draft… On the net, it’s a positive.

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3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

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4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

5/10 - Shreveport, LA

5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS

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Don’t Come Down Yet Dec 25, 2024

We had so much fun with the first round of holiday advice that we’re running it back. Not sure if we’re really helping anybody but… on the net, it’s a positive.

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1/31 - Greensboro, NC

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2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

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3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

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4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

5/10 - Shreveport, LA

5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS

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It’s Always The In-Laws Dec 18, 2024

We opened up the inbox and answered your questions about how to navigate the holidays…and we immediately regretted it. On the net, it’s a positive.

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12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

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3/9 - St. Louis, MO

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4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

5/10 - Shreveport, LA

5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS

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Hand Turkeys (w/ Comedic Cody) Dec 11, 2024

Quitting your job to sell hand turkeys, what’s going on with TikTok, and why your Amazon packages are late… On the net, it’s a positive.

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12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

5/10 - Shreveport, LA

5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS

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Blind Side Situation (w/ Breland) Dec 04, 2024

Country father figures, red carpet snubs, cancelled lyrics, and kickin’ Shaboozey… On the net, it’s a positive.

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12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

5/10 - Shreveport, LA

5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS

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White or Dark Meat? Nov 27, 2024

Thanksgiving origins, storming the field, recurring dreams, choosing your seat at church, and the wildest news segment of all time… On the net, it’s a positive.

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12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/13 - Tulsa, OK

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

5/4 - Richmond, VA

5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK

5/10 - Shreveport, LA

5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS

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Chick-Fil-A To Popeyes Nov 20, 2024

Racial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive.

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11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

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2/13 - Rochester, NY

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3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

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4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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Unburdened (w/ Brett Cooper) Nov 13, 2024

Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

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2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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We Don’t Know Yet Nov 06, 2024

It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive.

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11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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Call Me a Fan Oct 30, 2024

The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive.

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11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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I Was Wrong (w/ Clay Travis) Oct 23, 2024

Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive.

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11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson) Oct 16, 2024

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

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12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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These People?? Oct 09, 2024

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive.

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10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh) Oct 02, 2024

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.

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10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton) Sep 25, 2024

Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown) Sep 18, 2024

Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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I Wish It Was You Sep 11, 2024

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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I Got A Thing… Sep 04, 2024

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Secret Yarmulke Aug 28, 2024

Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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The Book of GPT Aug 21, 2024

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Tickets to the Wedding Aug 14, 2024

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Olympic Privilege Aug 07, 2024

Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Knet Positive w/Justin Nunley Jul 31, 2024

Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Beyond What We Can Bear Jul 24, 2024

The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.

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One, Two, Four Beers Jul 17, 2024

Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Hiroshima In The Suburbs Jul 10, 2024

Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Real Feel Jul 03, 2024

Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive.

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Bad Scripts (w/John Delony) Jun 19, 2024

Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive.

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6/28 Atlanta, GA

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Gettin’ Napped Jun 12, 2024

Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive.

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6/28 Atlanta, GA

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Also Corn Dogs (w/ David Crowder) Jun 05, 2024

A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive.

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Frat Moses (w/ Jenn Johnson) May 29, 2024

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive.

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6/28 Atlanta, GA

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Jetway Jesus May 22, 2024

Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive.

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6/14 Portland, OR

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9/6 Springfield, MO

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9/14 Philadelphia, PA

9/15 Philadelphia, PA

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9/20 Appleton, WI

9/21 Appleton, WI

9/22 Appleton, WI

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10/5 Shipshewana, IN

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Primary Chairs May 15, 2024

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive.

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6/16 Spokane, WA

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Trying to Find the Humor in That (w/ DJ Mykael V) May 08, 2024

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive.

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Happiest Place on Earth May 01, 2024

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Alabama Basement (w/ Danae Hays) Apr 24, 2024

Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.

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3 Alarm Hot (w/ Leslie Liao) Apr 17, 2024

Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Ya Snooze, Ya Get Tased Apr 10, 2024

The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Roast of John Crist Apr 03, 2024

Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Good Strat Mar 27, 2024

This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.
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Tick Tock on TikTok Mar 20, 2024

It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her?
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Oooooooooh… Mar 13, 2024

Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"
Intro (0:00)
NYC (4:03)
Broadway musicals (26:15)
Stalker or genius? (37:32)
Cold plunge (50:26)
Supermom arrested (1:10:13)
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Diesel Sniffer (w/ Ryan Long) Mar 06, 2024

John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.
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I Got A Map Feb 28, 2024

Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned
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Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)
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Proud to Be An American Feb 21, 2024

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....
Topics Include:
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Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)
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It’s A Stimulation Feb 14, 2024

It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
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You Die Twice Feb 07, 2024

It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.
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Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)
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Hóse Water Jan 31, 2024

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)
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Lemon for a Dollar Jan 24, 2024

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Can't read (4:46)
Grocery store gratitude (23:22)
Kevin Garnett (38:40)
Strawberry milk mob (45:17)
Pregnant on a place (49:40)
You are a billionaire (1:11:08)
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3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Bigger Than Me (w/ Sage Steele) Jan 17, 2024

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.
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Golfing at Night (w/ Bruce Bruce) Jan 09, 2024

Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bruce Bruce (6:52))
Comic view (21:00)
White club vs black club (32:35)
Start of comedy (52:02)
Katt Williams (1:00:42)
French dressing (1:20:35)
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2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
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3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Leggies (w/ Dave Barnes) Jan 03, 2024

If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Dave Barnes (8:25)
Being a comic (16:10)
Novelty is king (40:20)
Shame (1:04:55)
Christ Chella (1:24:40)
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3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Keep Crist in Christmas Dec 27, 2023

It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023.
Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!
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3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Bigfoot Is A Gateway Drug (w/ Blurry Creatures) Dec 20, 2023

If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.
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Solomon’s Hype House Dec 13, 2023

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)
Married her twin (19:34)
King Solomon (44:23)
Shohei Ohtani (54:45)
Comment section (58:20)
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Who’s Got My Clubs? Dec 06, 2023

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...
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I Got Hacked Nov 29, 2023

Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John got hacked (13:15)
Pandemic skip (54:00)
Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)
Jack Harlow (1:10:30)
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2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH

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Airport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST) Nov 22, 2023

The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)

ERNEST (6:18)

Ryman (25:30)

Things have changed (41:44)

Old "friends" (1:01:10)

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1/19 Columbia, SC

1/20 Wilmington, NC

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2/10 Wichita Falls, TX

2/11 Lubbock, TX

2/16 Munhall, PA

2/17 Zanesville, OH

2/18 Cleveland, OH

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Blame The Market Nov 15, 2023

John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination?
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12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Pick It Up & Preach Nov 08, 2023

If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Namibia (13:10)
Pick it up & preach (17:15)
Artists stopping show (27:50)
Halloween candy fact check (45:50)
The Titanic (53:15)
Fan fact check (1:19:45)
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11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Shut Up, Liz Nov 01, 2023

John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet.
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12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Too Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley) Oct 25, 2023

This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)
Chrisley's in prison (15:44)
Special Forces (35:31)
Same haircut (58:29)
New boyfriend (1:00:24)
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12/8 Austin, TX
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12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Don't Check Your Candy Oct 18, 2023

This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pumpkin patch (9:40)
Valet drama (26:17)
Shoe bomber (36:00)
Real Estate agent rant (51:50)
Ebony alert (58:40)
Emails (1:24:30)
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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
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11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Turn On The Lights Oct 11, 2023

John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.
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11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
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11/12 Calgary, AB
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11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Self-Aware Swifties Oct 04, 2023

John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pride parade (8:10)
Taylor Swift (23:00)
Why We Love Men (46:30)
Growing Goats (1:04:58)
Racist math (1:29:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Whose Podcast Is This? (w/ Trey Kennedy) Sep 27, 2023

Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Trey Kennedy (5:30)
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28)
Out flexing your status (31:40)
Touring Together (45:29)
Evolving (1:15:50)
Coffee spill (1:20:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
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9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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No Makeup Sep 20, 2023

Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Boycotting Fall Sep 13, 2023

Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Boycotting Fall (5:20)
Blind man crossing the street (21:45)
Absurd celebrity riders (28:58)
Daddy fill me (41:10)
John defends Jimmy Fallon (53:42)
Fan emails (1:25:33)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Confident Wrongness Sep 06, 2023

Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
End of an era (15:45)
Becoming great (26:55)
Burning man pt.2 (43:50)
Turns out we do like women's sports (53:08)
Fan emails (1:04:10)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Well, Well, Well Aug 30, 2023

First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32)
John's take on gun violence (17:30)
Protestor of the week (42:18)
Redskins are back? (1:12:16)
Well well well (1:20:48)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Catching Heat (w/ Tyler Hubbard) Aug 23, 2023

A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00
Introducing Tyler Hubbard (10:32)
Happiest making music (19:00)
Catching heat (44:12)
The fun of the start (55:00)
Being compelled to write (1:01:55)
Tyler and his faith (1:15:21)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Never Knocked Out (w/ Kendall Toole) Aug 16, 2023

Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him...
In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Kendall Toole (4:50)
Her start at Peloton (19:40)
Child Acting (41:40)
Peloton Community (53:20)
Never knocked out tagline (1:04:10)
Angry at God? (1:25:33)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
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BLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive
MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% off
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What's The Joke? Aug 09, 2023

Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus, defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Being alive is hard (9:26)
John gets caught (17:45)
Protestor of the week (43:36)
Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)
Fan emails (1:20:43)
Things we don't care about (1:40:32)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Cousins From The Village (w/ Girl Named Tom) Aug 02, 2023

John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom.

The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs throughout the fall. Come see them live in a city near you! Tickets available at girlnamedtom.com/events
Go support the team!
Intro (0:00)
Girl Named Tom (17:35)
Siblings (24:05)
Strive for excellence (43:36)
The Voice (50:27)
It's okay to change (1:17:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Holy Tech Support Jul 26, 2023

Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Knock Knock Jul 19, 2023

We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Actor strike (10:55)
Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)
Time blindness (39:10)
The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)
Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Peak Sheep Jul 12, 2023

Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again. Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Too Pretty to Rob Jul 06, 2023

Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
4th of July recap (6:47)
Peeing in the pool (17:50)
Adult swim (23:10)
Protestor of the week (38:45)
Too pretty to rob (1:10:05)
Fan emails: crazy childhood punishments (1:25:23)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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We Found The Cure... Jun 28, 2023

We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
No limits people (4:40)
Juneteenth debacle in Greenville (30:25)
Jack Harlow (43:35)
John was actually RIGHT (54:40)
Breast milk (1:11:14)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Secretly Babysitting (w/ Tyler Fischer) Jun 21, 2023

Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy!
Intro (0:00)
The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03)
Introducing Tyler Fischer (17:17)
It's not political (25:06)
It started during covid (36:33)
When is the left too far (57:25)
Not black and white (1:21:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Hey Cowboy Jun 14, 2023

An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bud Light Boycott (8:55)
Protestor of the week (12:06)
Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)
Cory Asbury calls (56:18)
"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)
LIV vs PGA (1:10:10)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Swifties, Gather ‘Round… Jun 07, 2023

We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh, and make sure to check the community notes.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Put It In Writing May 31, 2023

John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat?
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Judgment House (ft. Surprise Guest) May 24, 2023

Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Toe Patrol May 17, 2023

PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world.

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)

Vacation recap (10:15)

7th Heaven (25:10)

Toe Patrol (47:09)

The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26)

Fan emails (1:24:37)

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

5/19 Fort Collins, CO

5/20 Grand Junction, CO

5/21 Boise, ID

6/3 Louisville, KY

6/4 Washington, DC

6/10 Salt Lake City, UT

6/11 Colorado Springs, CO

6/23 Sacramento, CA

6/24 Fresno, CA

6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA

6/30 Las Vegas, NV

7/1 San Diego, CA

7/2 Anaheim, CA

7/21 Goshen, IN

7/28 Hattiesburg, MS

9/14 Oklahoma City, OK

9/15 Tulsa, OK

9/16 Wichita KS

9/17 Springfield, MO

9/21 Ottawa, ON

9/22 Peterborough, ON

9/23 London, ON

9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC

9/30 Roanoke, VA

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Look In The Book (w/ Michael W. Smith) May 10, 2023

From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith.
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16)
Power of music (32:31)
Deconstruction (37:48)
Prodigal (46:05)
First time Michael texted John (52:10)
Billy Graham (1:11:48)
We need father's (1:31:44)
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA

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Dopamine ROI May 03, 2023

Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment.

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)

Augusta National (6:06)

Put it on your calendar (12:35)

John gets hustled (21:45)

Advice for a fan (24:50)

Dude with a sign (32:55)

Gen Z worship (43:30)

Protestor of the week (1:03:53)

Emails from fans (1:18:57)

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6/3 Louisville, KY

6/4 Washington, DC

6/10 Salt Lake City, UT

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6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA

6/30 Las Vegas, NV

7/1 San Diego, CA

7/2 Anaheim, CA

7/21 Goshen, IN

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Nice In Real Life (w/ Matt Rife) Apr 26, 2023

Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)
Getting wifed up (22:50)
Too many people are offended (30:48)
Friends who can't roast (53:48)
Comedy done right (1:00:54)
Crowd work (1:42:13)
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4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan) Apr 18, 2023

Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan:
- Some comedians should probably just quit
- You can still play basketball when your pregnant
- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd
- Morgan Wallen's date spot was Chipotle
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
How John and Leanne Met (10:18)
Leanne selling jewelry (32:50)
Start of stand up (37:20)
Pregnant basketball (53:30 )
Morgan Wallen (58:11)
Comedy stories (1:06:40)
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4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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It's A Prank Apr 12, 2023

Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net Positive
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Nascar easter service (3:44)
The Power Team (14:07)
Hasbulla revisited (24:55)
YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:30)
Bud Light controversy (44:10)
Brad Pitt's "disease" (1:01:50)
Responding to emails (1:11:30)
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4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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Mindless Activity Apr 05, 2023

Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla.
Intro (0:00)
Alex chugging Athletic Greens (2:40)
Write the order down(5:36)
Best reheat meals (16:55)
Mindless activity (24:11)
Easter services doing the most (29:13)
Sales Shaq (44:50)
Chivalry should be dead (52:00)
Hasbulla (1:08:10)
Gen Z worship song (1:22:40)

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4/21 - Athens, GA
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4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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My Bizzle Mar 29, 2023

It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous.
If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal ideation, please dial 988 to talk to someone who can help today, or click here for more information.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
A somber week in Nashville (0:53)
Ego's Anonymous (45:05)
The news (1:19:05)
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3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker) Mar 22, 2023

Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".
Intro (0:00)
Celebrity baseball game (12:50)
Football pressure (20:55)
Tim Tebow (26:55)
Fulfillment (40:15)
Baseball guy vs football guy (1:10:30)
A-Rod at Tin Roof (1:16:18)
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3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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Spare Tire Pump Mar 15, 2023

The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
You overshot it (16:20)
The Breaking Bad house (21:16)
Country artists in the morning (30:23)
Sharing germs (41:00)
Ego's Anonymous (56:20)
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3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID

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Getting Your Tires Pumped Mar 08, 2023

We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.
Intro (0:00)
Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)
Dixie Chicks Killed Earl (12:03)
Funny facial hair guy (22:48)
SNL, what are you doing? (38:04)
FGL rules (57:40)
Female Influencers (1:04:44)
Confession time, fan mail (1:06:30)

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3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID

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This Isn't Your Group Chat (w/ Jared Mullins) Mar 01, 2023

Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Jared is deaf (9:58)
The bonfire guitar guy (21:20)
This isn't your group chat (32:30)
Might be onto something (46:34)
Thank God Story (59:45)
The pressure of getting a hit (1:09:37)
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3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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The Spirit Never Sleeps Feb 22, 2023

I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Time to see a therapist (7:25)
Trapped in the airport by a fan (13:05)
Asbury University revival (22:04)
Just be honest (35:20)
The News (52:00)
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2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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Do What You Want When You're Pregnant Feb 15, 2023

Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.
Intro (0:00)
Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)
Guys need something to do (11:50)
Superbowl(20:28)
Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat (36:11)
The news (57:14)
Fan emails (1:13:05)
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2/17 - Saginaw, MI
2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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Judas Left Money On The Table? (w/Caleb Elliott) Feb 08, 2023

Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Mr. Beast (23:33)
The Lords Advocate (33:24)
Judas' failed business deal (38:04)
What's that country line mean? (50:10)
The News (1:14:44)
Fan emails (1:27:31)
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My Own Prison (w/ Scott Stapp of Creed) Feb 01, 2023

We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with Bert Kreischer kind of? Welcome to the show, Scott Stapp from Creed.
Intro (0:00)
Bert Kreishcer & Creed (6:20)
Lollipop Toss (11:35)
The story of Creed (16:20)
Why the band broke up (38:30)
Why AA (1:01:55)
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Check The Scoreboard Jan 25, 2023

There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.
Intro (0:00)
Broadway stack's (3:47)
Situational coffee (12:40)
Unmuting People (27:15)
Fashion Week reactions (37:05)
Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)
Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)
Fan emails (1:12:00)

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One Gun, Please Jan 18, 2023

John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.
Intro (0:00)
John buys a gun (10:15)
Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)
John's "too soon" video (41:08)
The News (58:43)
Fan Emails (1:12:14)
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Popping Bottles w/ Jemima June Jan 11, 2023

We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.
Intro (0:00)
Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)
How To Work Hard (29:39)
Working at Whiskey Row (48:02)
Tipping Fatigue (1:00:26)
Rating Bottle Opening Videos (1:26:56)
Lizzo Comes To john's Rescue (1:34:35)
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Easy To Get Saved Jan 04, 2023

We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out.
Intro (0:00)
Southwest (2:40)
WWE (13:58)
The Amish (24:08)
The New Instagram Update (36:58)
Easy To Get Saved (46:47)
Tipping (1:11:28)
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Not A Best Of Episode Dec 28, 2022

This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else. John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.
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Giving Joy Dec 21, 2022

Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)
Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)
Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)
Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)
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3/23 - Cleveland, MS
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No Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee) Dec 15, 2022

It's time for your buzzcut.
Intro (0:00
Adele (2:52)
John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)
Church Protestors (42:03)
BTS Update (1:22:43)
Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)
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Concrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio) Dec 08, 2022

In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Too Far? (3:25)
Cancel Culture (22:30)
Protests of the week (39:08)
What you're not preaching (1:06:45)
Elon Musk trolls paparazzi (1:15:18)
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Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama) Dec 01, 2022

Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Metaverse Church (25:02)
Flying Drummer (30:44)
The ‘Reign It in Guy’ (38:44)
Jeremy Pruitt (52:21)
FIFA Paying Fans!? (1:26:33)
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Do I Sit Here? Nov 23, 2022

We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you...
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All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury) Nov 17, 2022

Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.
Intro (0:00)
Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)
3 girls singing in church (28:13)
Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)
Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)
Elon Musk (1:14:33)
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4/29 - Asheville, NC
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People Are Gonna People Nov 09, 2022

John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
David and Bathsheba (6:43)
John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)
SNL – Big Dumb Hats (24:07)
Note Left on John’s Car (32:26)
Celebs Leaving Twitter (39:36)
Aaron Carter Discussion (53:55)
Replaced by Kanye (1:15:11)
Mailbox Submission (1:17:53)
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3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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Mid-Game Adjustment Nov 03, 2022

John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John is high on life (1:07)
Halloween (14:48)
Protestors (24:30)
Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)
Chick-fil a (1:09:06)
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Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
Dec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL
Dec 11 Miami, FL
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Bulletproof Boy Scouts Oct 26, 2022

You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John gets serious (10:42)
John has a gift (16:55)
Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)
BTS is going to war (30:47)
History lesson (43:35)
Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)
Protestor of the week (1:11:37)
and more
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Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
Dec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL
Dec 11 Miami, FL
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Rock, Scissor, Cutters Oct 20, 2022

The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Delete That book launch (6:50)
Keep going down (10:20)
Scene friends (16:06)
Protestor of the week (19:35)
Rick Ross and Dj Khaled can't play rock paper scissors (1:07:00)
and more

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Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
Dec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL
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I'm Receiving Votes Oct 13, 2022

Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Video from co-host Alex (3:30)
Qualities you need to protest (11:45)
Most annoying things on the internet (32:53)
Pastor prays against "hoes" (1:03:00)
and more
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Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
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Kit Kat Money (w/ Derrick Stroup) Oct 06, 2022

On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Chili's (3:50)
John's lack of social awareness (10:20)
Let me size you up (18:08)
Relationship Advice (43:00)
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Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
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Rihanna's House Sep 28, 2022

John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day!
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Nascar blunder (3:30)
John's viral bowl cut (14:32)
Protestor rants (32:00)
Bad texts (59:35)
Fact checks (1:11:28)
and more...
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Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUT
Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
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Choke-fil-A Sep 22, 2022

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?
TOPICS:
Intro (00:00)
John DM's Kevin James (4:37)
John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)
Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)
Half Mast Flags (42:45)
Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)
Fact Check (1:03:38)
The Karen Debate (1:08:15)
...and more
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Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUT
Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC
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Moms vs Mermaids Sep 15, 2022

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus.
Intro (00:00)
The human body goes to work (00:54)
Show stories w/ John (05:20)
Little mermaid (29:00)
Profile pic rules (39:26)
Queen Elizabeth (48:05)
Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)
Fact check (1:07:10)
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Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17
Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1
New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8
Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22
Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT
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Alabama Mustang Sep 08, 2022

We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Cowboy boots - (3:05)
John buys a Mustang - (12:23)
Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)
Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)
Emotional support alligators - (50:40)
The confidence of a pilot - (1:18:30)
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Men In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup) Sep 01, 2022

This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.
Topics include:
Intro (00:00)
Accents (01:15)
Rec basketball leauge (06:35)
Most intimidating men (13:15)
Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)
John gets confronted by the police (51:55)
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It Must Be Mocked Aug 25, 2022

If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Where are jerseys acceptable?
- John's DM drama
- Reacting to Rogan
- Mini Library update (worst one yet)
- What NOT to wear for an alter call
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Don't Forget To Wave Aug 18, 2022

THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Dating for content (3:50)
- John goes into bit mode (14:58)
- The importance of the wave (19:50)
- Documentaries are fake (53:00)
- Bama rushtok (1:03:42)
- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)
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Left On Read Aug 11, 2022

John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go.
Topics include:
- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)
- John's British Accent (27:33)
- MLS Soccer (30:57)
- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)
- Getting Left on Read (57:10)
- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)
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No Cap (w/ Josh Black) Aug 04, 2022

Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.
Topics:
- John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)
- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)
- Joshua & the Promise Land (45:23)
- John reveals his middle name (48:23)
- Black church versus white church (53:45)
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Respect The Flag Jul 28, 2022

There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp...
Topics Include:
- Religious Freedom
- Bird Scooters
- Breaking Rules
- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other
- Getting left on read
- The National Anthem
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I Like Your Shoes Jul 21, 2022

Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.
Topics Include:
- Dixie Stampede
- Hooters
- The effect comedy has on people
- Noah's Ark Video
- Compliment Challenge
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Masculine Brands Jul 14, 2022

Another Thursday another Net Positive.

Topics Include:

- Giving the fans (you) a collective name

- Why have masculine brands become popular streetwear?

- Throwing out the first pitch for the Atlanta Braves

- Friend ratios

...and more

Shirt no longer for sale due to copyright issues.

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Get Off My Digital Lawn Jul 07, 2022

Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more.
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Nothing But The Truth (w/ Jackie Lee) Jun 30, 2022

It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.
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Falls Of The Presidency Jun 23, 2022

If you like rants, you've come to the right place.
Topics include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Failed Joke (5:56)
- Presidential Falls (16:28)
- Instagram Scammers (31:30)
- I Don't Get It (Part 2) (40:40)
- Fan Submissions (45:45)
- Peter Pan Syndrome (49:48)
- Dave Ramsey (1:00:16)
- More Fan Submissions (1:23:00)
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I Don't Get It Jun 16, 2022

This week's episode is PACKED, and nothing goes better with hot takes than a big announcement.
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Do Better Jun 09, 2022

Nothing like a good ole fashion hour of jokes and controversy.
Topics include:
- Trailer (0:00)
- Reflecting on the new special (1:10)
- Has Pride Month gone too far? (18:00)
- Blind reacting to IG comments (34:33)
- Mental health is out of control (44:50)
- Personality traits are not excuses (57:15)
- "Do better" people are the worst (1:09:20)

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Jason Moana Jun 01, 2022

John brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more!
Topics include:
- Women do google men (2:30)
- John Gets starstruck by John B (14:28)
- Pressure to be "cool" (26:26)
- "When I was growing up..." (33:53)
- Whose career should you choose? (38:18)
- YouTube Comments (49:07)
- Jason Moana (57:05)

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Scale of 1-10 May 26, 2022

Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives.
Topics include:
- Intro (0:00)
- John's New Special Announcement & Jokes (1:15)
- Mini Library Emails (8:25)
- Bird In the Airport (14:52)
- Scale of 1-10 (24:30)
- Dating Advice For Molly (52:08)
...and more.
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Must Be Nice (w/ Derrick Stroup) May 19, 2022

Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.
Topics include:
- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24
- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02
- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30
- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57
- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08
- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23
- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45
- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11
...and more.
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Cancel Mini Libraries May 12, 2022

In Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues.

Topics include:

- Group text pollution

- John's vacation

- World's best restaurant name

- How to properly merge

- The meaning of Net Positive

- Official Sunday Funday rules

- Mini libraries must be stopped

...and more.

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Mid-Major Celebrity May 05, 2022

Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value.

Topics include:

- Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24

- Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47

- Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30

- Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30

- Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55

- Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13

- Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58

- Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33

- Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50

...and more.

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Trailer Apr 29, 2022

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube.
This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive.
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Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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PRODUCED BY:
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