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Botox & Bangs w/ Steph Tolev Sep 30, 2026

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Steph Tolev joins Chris Distefano for one of the most chaotic episodes yet! Steph talks about filming Tires, her acting career, getting American citizenship, relationships, Botox, internet trolls and the insanity of being a comedian.

Plus, the streets of New York completely take over the show as random people stop by, Chris and Steph debate just about everything, and Little Petey shows up to close out the episode.

This is Chrissy Chaos exactly how it was meant to be: completely unpredictable.

00:00 Steph Tolev Joins the Chaos

03:00 Chris Has a Problem With Bangs

06:24 Steph Reacts to the Trunk Podcast

09:12 Steph on Filming Tires

11:21 Losing Her Dog & Wanting Another

13:36 Random NYC Encounters Take Over

15:21 Chris' Wife Wants Him to Be More Manly

19:23 Steph's Fiancé & Hemorrhoids

20:58 Full-Body Scans & the Longevity Obsession

22:28 Steph's Comedy Cellar Audition

24:27 Steph Becomes an American Citizen

27:07 Steph Got Arrested in High School

29:08 Chris on Getting Older & Working Out for His Kids

33:00 Why Steph Loves Living in LA

34:14 Chris' First Movie Role

37:17 Steph on Auditioning for Tires

39:32 Bangs and Botox

41:50 Steph's Tires Sex Scene

42:58 Why Steph Stopped Reading Comments

46:32 The Legend of Little Petey

50:27 Steph's Insane Childhood Story

53:51 Steph Confronts a Fan

55:24 Little Petey Crashes the Podcast

58:35 Little Petey Performs Stand-Up

1:01:17 Little Petey's Three Wishes

1:04:00 Steph Tolev Closes Out the Chaos

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Chelsea Green & Matt Cardona on Marriage, WWE & Their Most Unhinged Stories | Chris Distefano Sep 23, 2026

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Chris Distefano is joined on the Chaos Bus by WWE stars Chelsea Green and Matt Cardona for an absolutely unhinged conversation about wrestling, marriage, injuries, acting and life on the road. Chelsea reveals how she once got arrested in English class, while Matt looks back on creating his own opportunities as Zack Ryder, taking control of his career on the independent scene and eventually returning to WWE.

The two also get into working in the same industry as a married couple, jealousy, kissing scenes, Matt’s torn tricep and Chelsea’s move into acting. Plus, the chaos continues after they leave with Chris defending his Mets first pitch, Mr. Met making an appearance and random New Yorkers joining the show.

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00:00 Chelsea Green & Matt Cardona enter the Chaos Bus

03:32 Chris has a wild connection to Matt’s past

06:51 Dads, WrestleMania and family

10:02 Marriage, athletic rivalry and life together

18:22 Hometown wrestling highs and heartbreak

21:30 The Mets, security and prison stories

26:21 Chelsea got arrested in English class

27:03 Why Chelsea wants to get into acting

32:29 Matt Cardona on the indies vs. WWE

35:15 How Zack Ryder was ahead of everyone on YouTube

36:28 Marriage, career jealousy and kissing scenes

39:59 Matt’s torn tricep and wedding talk

44:30 Chelsea and Matt head to Citi Field

48:52 Chris defends his Mets first pitch

50:25 Mr. Met crashes Chrissy Chaos

55:38 Is Mr. Met the best mascot in sports?

58:40 Fans, street barbers and Chaos Bus madness

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Critiquing Chris' Wedding w/ Are You Garbage | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos Sep 16, 2026

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Are You Garbage joins Chris Distefano for absolute chaos in the trunk of his car in the middle of New York City. The boys get into Chris' wedding, who made the guest list, the insane gifts he received, peptides, rich-guy neighborhoods, getting back into religion, fatherhood, life on the road and plenty more. Plus, Chris finds out exactly how garbage some of his wedding decisions really were. Check out Are You Garbage's new special "American Garbage" on YouTube and catch Chris Distefano on tour at ChrissyComedy.com. 00:00 Are You Garbage Joins Chaos in the Trunk 04:34 American Garbage 05:43 Everyone Is on Peptides 09:41 Chris' Life After Getting Married 11:20 Roasting Chris' Wedding 13:00 Who Didn't Make the Wedding Guest List? 14:50 The Craziest Wedding Gifts 19:11 Why Foley Didn't Invite Kippy to His Wedding 20:49 Tim Dillon's Insane Wedding Gift 22:37 Is Venmo a Garbage Wedding Gift? 23:41 How Much Money Should You Give at a Wedding? 24:54 Chris Doesn't Fit In With His Rich Neighbors 28:46 Chris Gets Called Out by a Famous Actor 31:38 Boxing, God & Chris' New Outlook 36:25 Going Back to Church 37:43 Having Kids Changes Everything 39:51 Discovering Premier League Soccer 50:53 The Insanity of Life on the Road 52:07 Street Fight Training 61:27 Are You Garbage's Travel Rules 64:21 Surviving the Road Together 67:23 American Garbage & What's Next SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings DraftKings is NOW LIVE in all 50 states. One app. Every sport. Nationwide Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as $50 click-to-claims every 7 days for 21 days. Terms at dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Zoc Doc https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets

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How Lil Pete Turned a 10 DAY COMA Into a Comedy Career | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos Sep 09, 2026

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Little Pete joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the wildest Chrissy Chaos episodes yet. Petey opens up about battling addiction, surviving an overdose that left him in a coma for 10 days, getting sober and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy.

Plus, Chris catches up with his old high school friend, former professional boxer and FDNY firefighter Will Rosinsky, to talk about fighting Kelly Pavlik, life in the ring, their insane high school memories and the boxing documentary *On the Line*.

Little Petey doesn't give a f***, and this episode proves it.

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00:00 Craziest Moments

01:19 Chris Reunites With His High School Friend Will

06:28 The Hardest Punch Will Ever Took

12:28 Would a Pro Boxer Let His Kids Box?

16:08 The On the Line Boxing Documentary

23:02 Chris & Will's Insane High School Stories

28:47 How to Actually Defend Yourself

34:18 Remembering 9/11 in High School

40:11 Little Petey Joins the Chaos Bus

41:02 Rehab Led Little Petey to Comedy

44:29 Little Petey's Near-Fatal Overdose

~46:00 Little Petey's Wildest Stories

~1:02:00 Steroids, Hairpieces & Going Viral

~1:04:00 Little Petey's Comedy Goals

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Ryan Serhant KNOWS Where LeBron James Is Living in NYC Sep 02, 2026

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Ryan Serhant joins Chris Distefano for a chaotic conversation about New York City, the insane state of the real estate market, renting vs. buying, building wealth and what it actually takes to become successful.

Ryan breaks down why he still believes owning is better than renting if you can afford it, what would actually have to happen for NYC home prices to fall, and some of the wildest prices he's seeing in Manhattan right now, including a SoHo apartment renting for $72,000 a month. Plus, Ryan talks about waking up at 4:30 AM, learning when to say no, running a massive company, his Russian driver Yuri, Owning Manhattan and where LeBron James should live if he moves to New York.

00:00 Chris & Ryan Serhant Cause Chaos in SoHo

02:04 Ryan's Bracelets Have an Incredible Story

04:22 Meet Ryan's Russian Driver Yuri

05:29 Chris' Daughter Roasts Him During Road Rage

06:25 Ryan's Advice for Making $1 Million

06:59 Why Ryan Used to Work 7 Days a Week

09:59 Ryan's Insane 4:30 AM Morning Routine

11:28 Ryan Explains Management vs. Leadership

12:11 Should You Rent or Buy a Home?

13:30 What's Wrong With the Housing Market

15:24 What Would Actually Make Home Prices Fall?

16:40 The Best Kind of NYC Landlord

20:30 How Much Do These SoHo Apartments Cost?

21:35 $31K Rent Became $72K a Month

22:29 Ryan Gets Fired Up About NYC

25:30 How Ryan Would Fix NYC Housing

28:36 Why Ryan Loves New York

29:59 Ryan's Secret: Do What You Say You'll Do

30:30 Going From "Yes, And" to "No, But"

31:30 Where Should LeBron James Live in NYC?

32:28 Ryan Talks Owning Manhattan

34:12 Peptides, Chris' Tattoo & One Final Roast

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Adam Ray on SNL, Kill Tony & Becoming a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos Aug 26, 2026

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Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live.

Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos.

00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus

03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In

05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby

07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories

14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden

18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers

21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG

22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash

24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love

27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future

28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL

29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters

33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin

41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast

43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian

45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone

51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand

52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC

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Jim Norton on Sex Addiction, Marriage & Why the “Good Old Days” Were Miserable | Chris Distefano Aug 19, 2026

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days” weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught him about success, failure and staying in the game. Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more. 00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts 01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus 05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom 08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60 09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story 12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad? 13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu 16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence 20:04 Chaos on the Streets 21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself? 25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career 28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career 30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop 32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied 34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation? 37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts 38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy 40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon 42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House 48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years 50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58? 51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts 52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like 59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business 01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today? 01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets

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Is Matteo Lane Turning Chris Distefano Gay?! | Chrissy Chaos Aug 12, 2026

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Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing.

The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality.

Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets.

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00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo

02:01 Matteo Lane Returns

03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine

04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut

07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway

10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway

12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago

15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway

16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup

18:16 Matteo's Dating Life

19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs

21:57 Ad Break

24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago

26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway

27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story

28:34 Dating Professional Athletes

31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends

33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again

34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era

35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo

37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like

39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat

41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment

41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession

43:32 Only in New York

45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle

46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself

48:25 Turning 40

49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful?

50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets

51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert

52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50

53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up?

55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour

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Stavros Halkias Wants Chinese Peptides BAD | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos Aug 05, 2026

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Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself.

It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense.

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00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open

01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health)

07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus

11:09 BlueChew Ad

12:15 Talkspace Ad

13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast

14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story

16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German

19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older

21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay"

24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci

27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans

28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens

31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided?

38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart

41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method

42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy

46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life

52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging

56:30 Final Thoughts

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Dan Soder on Why Hollywood is DEAD (Make It Yourself) Jul 29, 2026

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Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet.

The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more.

A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos.

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Chapter Timestamps

00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors

01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships

04:20 Dating someone who understands your career

05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting

09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect

10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes

13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances

16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon

18:30 Comedy Cellar stories

20:49 Ad Break

21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories

28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever?

30:15 Why creators should build their own audience

33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials

35:00 Why you should just make the thing

41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go

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