Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos May 13, 2026

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Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.

PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.

Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.

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Chapter Timestamps

00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side

02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos

04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan

05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment

09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies

10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt

12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works

15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits

16:05 BlueChew Ad Read

17:15 FÜM Ad Read

18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories

20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy

22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma

23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public

25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game

27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment

29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear

30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus

32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary

33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla

37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates

38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion

43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet

46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories

50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk

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Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos May 06, 2026

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Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes.

They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday.

This episode is absolute NYC chaos.

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Timestamps

00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins

02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story

05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works

08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs

11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams

12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class

15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones

19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again

22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited

24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning

26:00 BlueChew ad chaos

27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy

29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes

31:00 Is New York actually getting worse?

32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story

35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story

38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity

39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities

40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish

42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids

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Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors Apr 29, 2026

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Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast.

Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car.

00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk

01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos

02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus

04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained

06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans

08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate

10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing)

12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts)

16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins

20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails

23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice

25:00 Garage door disaster begins

27:30 BlueChew ad read

29:00 Garage situation spirals

32:00 Chaos Bus reality check

35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk

38:00 Vito hospital scare story

42:00 T-ball parenting moment

45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant

47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos

49:00 Fans crossing the line

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New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro Apr 25, 2026

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Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City.

This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits.

We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe.

It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car.

Subscribe for new episodes every week.

00:00 Podcast in a Minivan

00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else

00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting

00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories

00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens

00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant

00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue

00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens

00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk

00:16 Real Marriage Advice

00:18 Family Life & Relationships

00:20 BlueChew Ad Read

00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong

00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk

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Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos Apr 15, 2026

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Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.

The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish.

Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy.

Timestamps

00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline

01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk

04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy

05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help

06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories

08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time

11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins

11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools

16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane

20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving

25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago

27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy

29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire?

33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise

37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode

41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity

46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan

48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom?

53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos

58:28 Who should Chrissy call next?

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What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos Apr 08, 2026

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We’re BACK on video…

In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet.

From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness.

Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake.

Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay.

00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke)

02:00 The real reason we NEED video

05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades

08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover)

11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns

14:30 Real estate advice call

20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass)

27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller

34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird

48:00 Ranking the callers

52:00 Chaos recap & best advice

56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama

01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics

01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk

01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules

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Reverse Advice Hotline Got Out of Control | Chris Disefano is Chrissy Chaos Apr 01, 2026

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Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it.

From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script.

📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice.

And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast.

We’ve got:

A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress

The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck

Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”)

A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?!

Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden

And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together

This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered.

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00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins

01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate

03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE

06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard

08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford”

12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed

13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained

15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay?

20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check

23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career

26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check

29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story

32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story)

37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos)

40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat”

44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild

53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird

59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?”

01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk

01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt

01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington

01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture

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I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel Mar 25, 2026

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Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.

We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.

Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child.

Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction.

We also get into:

Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying)

A secret bundt cake addiction

Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels

And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness

PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline.

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0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins

1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It

2:00 Starving Before Podcast

3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters

5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea

6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments

8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident

9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver

12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly

15:00 Shock Collar Explanation

18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird

20:00 LA vs NYC Debate

23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections

27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession

29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience

33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction

37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment

41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles

45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk

46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug

47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk

49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate

52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession

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From NYC to Suburbs… Big Mistake?! | Chrissy Chaos Is BACK… And Chris Is Losing It Mar 18, 2026

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Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only.

Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life.

From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos.

If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you.

🎧 New episodes every week (audio only)

🔥 Chaos is officially back

00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era)

03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins

07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail)

10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral

12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41)

15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life

18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped

21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out)

24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story

26:30 Living the Wrong Life

28:30 “My Best Days Were Over”

31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk

33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog

35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast

38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos

41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors)

44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story

46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole

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IRANIAN HOSTAGE CRISIS: Revolution, Diplomacy & a Hollywood Rescue Jul 28, 2025

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In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CIA operation — involving a fake sci-fi movie called Argo — helped smuggle six diplomats to freedom. Dive into the behind-the-scenes drama of Iran’s revolution, U.S.-Iran relations, and the unexpected heroes who changed history. Perfect for fans of political thrillers, Cold War stories, and true tales of courage under fire. Don’t miss this gripping episode on one of the most intense hostage crises in modern history.

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Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes!

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