Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast)

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312 - Summer School (1987)/Dean Cameron interview Aug 30, 2023

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School is in session, maniacs! To celebrate our six year anniversary episode, we decided to break format a little and cover a fun comedy from 1987: the Carl Reiner directed romp Summer School. This movie boasts an impressive cast, including Dean Cameron who we interview at the end of the episode! Tune in as we break down the flick and discuss other topics such as lies about celebrity deaths, the brilliance of the movie's script, and the classic 80s trope of having actors pushing 30 play high schoolers.

Want to hear us break down more comedies? Check out our previous episodes on Return Of The Living Dead (episode 81), Better Off Dead (episode 100), House II: The Second Story (episode 111), Blood Diner (episode 128), Return Of The Killer Tomatoes (episode 158), Vampire's Kiss (episode 167), The Burbs (episode 200), and Army Of Darkness (episode 240).

311 - Ghoulies II (1987) Aug 23, 2023

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Step right up, maniacs! We're headed to the carnival this week as we talk about Ghoulies II from 1987. As we break down yet another Empire Picture, we discuss other topics such as Ben's wish for a Soft Kiss Checklist, Lance's unfortunate dunk tank story, and which cast member from the flick was prominent on Nickelodeon in the 90s.

Want more discussion on miniature monsters? Check out our previous episodes on Child's Play (episode 41), Night Of The Creeps (episode 52), Critters (episode 86), Monkey Shines (episode 98), Dolls (episode 137), Slugs (episode 189), Puppet Master (episode 238), Ghoulies (episode 243), Children Of The Corn (episode 281), and The Hand (episode 289).

310 - Opera (1987) Aug 16, 2023

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We're back on our Italian bullshit this week, maniacs, as we talk another Dario Argento joint with 1987's Opera! Tune in as we dissect the movie and discuss topics such as bird facts (real and fake), the composer of every 90s sitcom theme song, and the haunting repetition of claymation Lipton Brisk iced tea commercials.

If you want more Argento-flavored Italian bullshit, check out our previous episodes on Phenomena (episode 61), Tenebrae (episode 198), Inferno (episode 232), and Suspiria (episode 267).

309 - The Carpenter (1988) Aug 09, 2023

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Time to get the job done, maniacs! This week we're checking out the obscure Wings Hauser vehicle The Carpenter from 1988. While we try to make sense of what seems like a first draft script, we also discuss topics such as Hauser's bizarre dialogue, colleges that still have class bells, and tools stealing tools.

Want more movies from 1988? Check out our previous episodes on Killer Klowns From Outer Space (episode 26), Hack-O-Lantern (episode 57), Flesh Eater (episode 95), Dead Heat (episode 131), Slugs (episode 189), Evil Dead Trap (episode 252), and Poltergeist III (episode 298).

308 - Pet Sematary (1989) Aug 02, 2023

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Sometimes dead is better, maniacs! This week we're covering another classic from Stephen King in 1989's Pet Sematary. While we discuss the recent news involving the franchise, we also chat about topics such as eating an entire container of Bubble Tape, a very unsettling cartoon from the 80's, and how a certain line from a fast and furious film fits perfectly into the plot of Pet Sematary.

Drop that Caramello and check out our Patreon! For August's bonus episode, which we're calling the Back In The Day Blitz, Lance prompts the table with some questions relating to our childhoods. For as little as $2 a month you can get in on the action as well with bonus episodes, Discord privileges, livestreams, exclusive merchandise and more! Want more discussion on Stephen King adaptations? Check out our previous episodes on Creepshow 2 (episode 8), Silver Bullet (episode 32), Christine (episode 37), Maximum Overdrive (episode 73), Cujo (episode 80), Creepshow (episode 104), Cat's Eye (episode 226), The Running Man (episode 237), Firestarter (episode 244), and Children Of The Corn (episode 281).

307 - Communion (1989) Jul 26, 2023

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We're headed back to space this week, maniacs, as we celebrate Lance's 100th appearance on the show and Ben's 300th appearance with 1989's alien abduction flick Communion. While we try to polish our Christopher Walken impressions, we also discuss topics such as Lance slowly turning into Jack Johnson, Walken as the Babadook, and the very confusing tone of this film.

Drop that Caramello and check out our Patreon! For July's bonus episode, we performed our Ultimate 80s Horror Draft, picking one movie from each year of our beloved decade. For as little as $2 a month you can get in on the action as well with bonus episodes, Discord privileges, livestreams, exclusive merchandise and more!

Want to hear more discussions of visitors from space from the Brain Boys? Check out our previous episodes on Terrorvision (episode 21), Killer Klowns From Outer Space (episode 26), The Blob (episode 29), Night Of The Creeps (episode 52), The Being (episode 179), Predator (episode 204), Nightbeast (episode 262), Bad Taste (episode 272), The Faculty (episode 284), and Miracle Mile (episode 295).

306 - Heavy Metal Massacre (1989) Jul 19, 2023

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Bang your heads, maniacs! This week we're jumping into the shot-on-video end of the pool with 1989's Heavy Metal Massacre. Joining us to discuss the flick is Tomm Jacobsen of Dude Bro Party Massacre III and the recently resurrected 5-Seconds Films. Tune in as we discuss other topics such as Ben's childhood hatred of E.T., guerrilla-style indie filmmaking techniques, and the dumbfounding nature of this film's MacGuffin: a unique necklace.

Want more metal mayhem from the Brain Boys? Check out our previous epsiodes on

Monster Dog (episode 28), Rock 'n Roll Nightmare (episode 47), Rocktober Blood (episode 49), Hack-O-Lantern (episode 57), Trick Or Treat (episode 59), Zombie Nightmare (episode 165), and Black Roses (episode 256).

305 - Bloody Moon (1981) Jul 12, 2023

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We're howling at the moon this week, maniacs, as we dive into our first entry of the oeuvre of Jess Franco with 1981's Bloody Moon. Bringing us this slice of cult cinema is author/artist/musician STEAK MTN aka Chris Norris, who has a new novel up for pre-order, The Holy Day. While we delve into Franco's work, we also discuss topics such as getting a haircut at Fantastic Sam's, our new fictitious clothing line Bungalow 13, and we dig up the name of the rooster from the Corn Flakes box.

Want more 80s Spanish horror? Check out our previous episodes on Monster Dog (episode 28), Edge Of The Axe (episode 176), Pieces (episode 183), and Slugs (episode 189).

304 - Grotesque (1988) Jul 05, 2023

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Our heads are spinning this week, maniacs, as we discuss a lesser-known Linda Blair vehicle in Grotesque from 1988. While we dissect this home invasion monster movie, we also discuss topics such as crappy movie punks, our Burger King orders, and we try to figure out who the main character is in this film.

Want more movie punks? Check out our episodes on Alone In The Dark (episode 46), The Midnight Hour (episode 56), Night Of The Demons (episode 58), Return Of The Living Dead (episode 81), Witchboard (episode 194), Doom Asylum (episode 202), Black Roses (episodes 256) and Sleepaway Camp 3 (episode 257).

303 - The Children (1980) Jun 28, 2023

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We're avoiding hugs this week, maniacs, as we dive into the 1980 toxic waste PSA that is The Children. Bringing us this weird slice of 80s horror are the hosts of Drive-In Asylum, Bill Van Ryn and Sam Panico. While we dissect the flick, we also discuss topics such as standard procedure for dealing with abandoned buses, old-time industry nicknames that sound like giallo film titles, and apple routes. And in true crossover fashion, Sam shares a movie-related cocktail recipe towards the end of the episode!

Drop that Caramello and check out our Patreon! We resurrected an old bonus favorite and put together a mixtape draft of songs from teen comedy movies. For as little as $2 a month you can get in on the action as well with bonus episodes, Discord privileges, livestreams, exclusive merchandise and more!

Want more discussions on killer kids? Check out our previous episodes on The New Kids (episode 87), Cutting Class (episode 89), Sleepaway Camp (episode 122), Bloody Birthday (episode 151), Scream (episode 242), Evilspeak (episode 246), and Children Of The Corn (episode 281).

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