Nappi & Jay

Our Final Episode Jan 10, 2023

The boys say goodbye!

The Boys Search For Meaning Nov 08, 2022

In today's podcast, the boys talk about Nappi's quarter life crisis, Jay's breakup, the reasons why girls leave guys, and nature verses nurture.

Lightning Round Question of the Day: Would you let a girl spit in your mouth after she swallows your load?

Canada Girl Nov 01, 2022

In today's podcast, the boys sit down with @pleasurebhabiee aka Canada Girl and interrogate her about certain lies she allegedly told.

Lightning Round Question of the Day: How many times of day would you ideally have sex?

Boners, Nightmares, and Hookers Oct 25, 2022

In today's podcast, the boys talk about Nappi's search history, free bleeding, weird places to get boners, drug induced nightmares, and falling in love with a hooker.

Lightning Round Question of the Day: Would you take inches of your dick and put it on your height or take inches of your dick and put it on your height?

Sex Sells Oct 18, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Jay’s rave experience, Canadian girls, Nappi fumbling the bag, and dating girls with a OF.

Lightning Round Question of the Day: beef curtains or coin slots?

Escort Oct 11, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi's bowl cut, purchasing an OF while in a relationship, vag pics, and customer service in the sex work industry.

Lightning Round Question of the Day: Is it worse to be left on read or have the message not opened at all?

Broke Girl Therapy - Erotic Storytime Feat. HK Brains Sep 29, 2022

BROKE GIRL THERAPY is a podcast hosted by Stefanie Maegan, a 30 something year old serial dater who has trouble looking for love in Los Angeles. With today's modern day hookup culture and dating apps, Stefanie documents every experience as her form of therapy to help her separate the difference between relationships and situation-ships. She invites friends, ex-boyfriends, and dates onto the podcast to explicitly talk about topics everyone else is scared to bring up. Listen to new episodes every Monday!

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Drugs, God, & Purpose Sep 27, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the societal impact of drugs, the pros and cons of religion, and realizing one's purpose.

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Getting Roofied (ft. Emily) Sep 20, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about virginity, dating without security, workplace relationships, and Emily getting roofied. Emily takes the listeners on a ride with an update on her life. We talk about her romantic relationships and her hospitalization. It’s an action packed episode full of controversy, erotism, drugs, and groping.

Feeling Whole Not Holes Sep 13, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about getting their nails done, dating a transgender woman, having butt sex with yourself, and self-sacrifice. The words “whole” and “hole” are super underrated. For one, they are homophones, words that sound the same but are different in meaning and/or spelling. But even most interestingly, their meanings are in contrast with one another. They are yin and yang. Cheech and Chong. Dark and Light. The Sun and The Moon. Because in order to feel whole, you must fill your inner hole.

Attachment Styles Sep 06, 2022

In today's episode, the boys talk about Jay's virginity, simultaneous orgasms, Nappi's special wink and attachment styles. The boys would like to make a public apology for the disparaging comments they previously made about attachment styles. They have recently discovered the power behind understanding their own. They now realize their behavior towards women is not their fault. They are just avoidant creatures trying to find love in a dating pull full of anxious individuals. So please don't blame them for their inconsistency, selfishness, and indifference. Its not their fault they were born to be avoidant. Blame God!

Beta Males Aug 30, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Jay’s haircut, bully behavior, the hardships of breaking up, and male personality types. Beta males have a bad rep. Most people consider them to be soft and subservient. In contrast, alpha males are viewed as superior beings. But is this the case? Who wants a overly aggressive manly man when you can have a laid back, fun-going, and present guy? We’ve been all tricked to believe that alpha males are superior. When in reality, betas are the true alphas.

Love and Marriage Aug 23, 2022

In today's episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s pet spider, interacting with exes in the wild, and the reason for marriage. All our lives we’ve been told that the core of a healthy marriage is love. But is this true? Evidence suggests that marriage is around 4,350 years old and the first recorded marriage was in 2350 B.C. Throughout most of history, the main goal of marriage was to act as alliance between families. Most couples didn't marry because they were in love, but instead for economic growth. Conversely, in modern day America love is the primary consideration for most couples when they decide to get married. To place another consideration ahead of love, would be looked at as archaic. Yet, as our large divorce rate suggests, maybe love should not be the driving factor. Marriage…. What’s love got to do, got to do with it?

Kill All Hot Girls Aug 19, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about painful blowjobs, becoming disgustingly mature, dating the wrong friend in the group, and leading with appearance. In order to become really good at anything, you must spend a significant time working on it. This is even true when it comes to up-keeping an attractive ascetic. Instagram models spend endless hours making sure they look hot. With so many hours focused on their appearance, they tend to lack a dynamic personality. This doesn’t make them bad people. It just makes them boring as fuck.

Little Miss Imperfect Aug 09, 2022

In today's episode, the boys talk about biting, Australian girls, Jay's concert experience, and overcoming perfection. Have you ever heard someone say, "practice makes perfect?" People use it to emphasize the role hard work has in the pursuit of success. The problem with the quote is that it fails to acknowledge the detrimental effects of overworking. Exhaustion, fatigue, excessive tinkering, and unwarranted analyzing all lead to destructive outcomes. There is a balance between working toward perfection and understanding that perfection does not exist. In order to be the best, you must know your breaking point and be brave enough to refrain from crossing it.

The Drag Show (ft. Barbra Seville) Aug 02, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Richard Stevens aka Barbra Seville @barbraseville to talk about Drag Queens, growing up gay in Arizona, the perfect dick, and the scoop on Kari Lake. Barbra Seville is Arizona’s #1 drag queen. She won Miss Gay Western States America in 2022, Miss Gay Arizona in 2000, and has been a top 10 finalist at Miss Gay America 3 times. Barbra is classy, spunky, and unapologetically herself. She has gained recent notoriety due to her controversial relationship with Arizona Governor nominee, Kari Lake. Barbra strips it down for the boys to show them what is really under the drag.

White Family Jul 26, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the effects of excessive exposure to sex, sus dreams, being solution oriented, and Nappi’s family vacation. Who doesn’t like a good ole white family vacation? Matching shirts, going to a lake, making s’mores, playing board games, and going for a bike ride (with a helmet of course). From the outside, it seems like perfect family bonding time. However, just beneath the surface there is still typical family drama at play. At the end of the day, not every white family can be the Joneses.

Choose You Jul 19, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about responding to horny people, Nappi’s new tattoos, accepting responsibility, deodorant, and being yourself. Accepting yourself is not a an excuse to rest on your laurels. Accepting yourself is a realization of who you are meant to be. Most people are either paralyzed by their own insecurity or stunted by the idealization of their own mediocrity. Instead, we must self reflect to determine our individualized talents and gifts. We must then push ourselves to actualize our potential. And finally we must love and accept ourselves for who we inherently are.

Horny But Single Jul 12, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about appropriating cultures, small v. big butts, and being single and horny. It’s a hard life being a single non-promiscuous person with a high sex drive. You live in a state of continuous conflict. On one hand, you aren’t really down to just hook up with anyone. On the other hand, you have an undeniable urge in your pelvis region to make something happen. The solution is not one or the other, it is both... It’s your hands!

Feeling Moist Jul 05, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s towel obsession, the smartest animals, life goals, pride, and shit. Have you ever had an itch that you can't scratch? A sneeze that you can't achoo? A thirst that you can't quench? A scab that you can't heal? A spot that you can't hit? or an ass that you can't eat? Then, this is the podcast for you. The boys discuss their personal experiences getting wet and relate their lives to the smartest animals in the world. It is time to go back to our roots and become one with our shit.

Makeups and Breakups Jun 28, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s haircut, feeling vibes, nice guys, and Jay's toxicity. For some relationships, breaking up and making up are common actives. The habitual nature of it creates a never ending loop that is difficult to break. The words "I am breaking up with you" become useless because they are never reinforced by action. It is an unhealthy existence. However, there are instances where a strong couple encounters adversity and is forced to separate because of it. In those instances, growth and enlightenment can lead the couple back together. All in all, it is not always terrible for a makeup to follow a breakup or for a legitimate breakup to follow a couple's 100th makeup.

Non-Monogamy (ft. Doubled Teamed) Jun 21, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Cami and Niki from the Double Teamed podcast. They take a deep dive into astrology, non-monogamy, sex parties, and kinks. This is definitely not the episode to play in front of your parents. Unless, of course, you‘re into ageplay and your “parents” are really a 60-year-old couple that you fuck and refer to as mommy and daddy. In that case, do you bro… do you. Cami and Niki teach the boys about the judgment free, non-possessory, and kink friendly side of sex. A good life doesn’t always include monogamy and children. For some, life is best having a variety of sexual and emotional relationships that fulfill and fill every part of them. For more of Cami and Niki follow @doubleteamedpodcast.

Certainly Uncertain Jun 14, 2022

In today’s episode the boys talk about social media comments, the wonders of jellyfish, Jay’s new job, and the uncertainties of dating. People date for many reasons including physical connection, status, comfort, stability, and love. But for people in their lates 20s and early 30s, marriage is always on the back of their minds. This places a greater significances on one’s decision to commit to another. On one hand, you like a person and feel like they bring you joy. On the other, you don’t know if they are your forever person. This conflict creates a sense of extreme uncertainty. It is best to embrace the uncertainty because some of the most beautiful chapters of our lives won’t have titles until they have been fully written.

Creepy, Douchey, & Cringey Jun 07, 2022

In today’s episode the boys talk about what animals they are most like, gender identity, the ability to commit, and the differences between being cringey, douchey, and creepy. There are an endless list of adjectives people use to describe behavior: Cocky, Pretentious, Creative, Intelligent, Pessimistic, Charismatic, Disciplined, Curious, etc. The interesting thing is that two people can perform the same action, but be defined by opposite adjectives. Our mannerisms and non-verbal signals determine whether we come across confident and attractive or awkward and gross. These traits are inherent to our individuality. Without them, we would all be clones spewing the same exact bullshit. That is why the boys felt the need to applaud those who were born Cringey, Douchey, and Creepy. You guys are the real MVP!

Losing Attraction May 24, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about different methods of interpretation, re-naming pronouns, and sexless relationships. In the beginning of most 21st century relationships, sex is almost a non-stop activity. Partners are excited to explore each others most initimate and vulnerable states. You become intoxicated by your partners touch and you seek the constant feeling of euphoria. But sex is a lot like smoking cigarettes. The more you do it with the same person, the more you lose the feeling of your first drag. The difficulty comes when you are 6 years in and you begin to neglect the physical aspect of your relationship. Let’s be honest, shit gets boring, your dick doesn’t get hard, and her pussy doesn’t get wet. It’s time to play dress-up and take out the handcuffs.

Abortion II May 17, 2022

In today’s episode the boys talk about high body counts, dolphin assisted births, consuming shitty information, and the implications of Roe v. Wade being overturned. The boys once again take on the charged topic of abortion. With the recent leaked draft opinion, the likelihood of Roe being overturned is greater than ever. Women seeking abortions in 26 states will be forced to risk their lives in order to exercise a fundamental human right. None can be free if the government is allowed to decide what someone does to their body.

Growing Pains May 10, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys celebrate Jay’s birthday and talk about the truth behind unicorns, the lies behind working hard, and the trials and tribulations of getting older. As we age, we become more cognizant of our most precious yet overlooked asset: TIME. Many sulk about the time they’ve wasted. Many others over think about how they’ll use the time they have left. But only few put their intentions to action and live every second striving to become the person they were meant to be. So many of us live in this procrastination loop because we feel comfort in our monotonous lives. We choose never quenching stability over having a life of immense internal satisfaction. We must ignore our ape-like instincts that make us fear discomfort. Instead, we must examine our lives and truthfully ask ourselves whether we are living to live or living to die. The choice you make is not important, it is the acknowledgement of that choice that truly matters. For only then, you can die knowing you controlled the time you were gifted.

New Beginnnings May 03, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about climate change, changes to the podcast, Nappi’s revelations, and Rob going to a bachelor party. Early and fast success can be as detrimental as it is advantageous. It provides a false sense of security and promotes stagnancy. In order to maintain success, you must continual seek to evolve and adapt to change. The hardest part about changing is trying to simultaneously stick to your core tenants. The boys feel like they’ve hit a wall on their road to success. Instead of chilling at the wall, they’ve decided to take a few steps back and reroute their journey. Come with them as they embark on the same, but different, adventure.

Miami Speaks Apr 26, 2022

The boys sit down with Miami to get her perspective on everything. It is hard to date someone who exposes their whole life to the world. They always have a sense that the world doesn't understand their truth. The world only gets to hear one side of the story. The boys understand this unfairness because they hear about it from the girls their dating all the time. "That's not what really happened." "You completely left out all the details." "You didn't tell everybody what you did to make me have that reaction." These girls feel like they are being perceived as dumb, illogical, and simpish. In order to combat this perception, Miami makes a guest appearance to give her side of the story and enlighten the audience with her truth.

Changes Apr 19, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the most sensitive areas of a penis, cumming in eyes, witchcraft, and becoming an unrecognizable person. The biggest initiator of change is discomfort. It may take cum to get in your eye before you stop cumming in other people’s eyes. It may take a baby scare to realize you need to start wearing condoms. It may take the loss of friends to realize you need to be a better person. Whatever the cause, change usually indicates that something went wrong. Yet, for some reason we glorify and encourage change but fear and avoid failure and discomfort. Instead, we should actively strive to fail because it is the only way to become better. When adversity enters your life you should say thank you because it will force you to shed your current state for a stronger more resilient one. So if you see no changes, wake up and ask yourself is your life worth living as your stagnant self?

Seeking Stability Apr 12, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about unwanted perceptions, old people at the club, the levels of maturity, and the yearning to be tied down. I haven't found the girl of my dreams, but I am over looking for her. I just want to be mentally, emotionally, and physically close to someone. The stability that constant love and care brings is too intriguing. But would I just be settling to avoid discomfort and loneliness? The problem is that I don't know if my perfect person even exists. Love may not be about finding your soulmate, it may just be about finding someone you can put up with for an extended period of time. But I get bored so easily. Is boredom an inevitability? In order to obtain stability, do I have to accept the mundaneness of monogamy? Who the fuck knows? All I do know is that I don't want to be a player no more.

Lower Your Standards Apr 05, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the winner of March’s challenge, perception of demographics, getting denied at the club, trying long distance, and the problem with high standards. Disney fucked us all. It taught girls that a prince aka a high value male will do the mostest for a girl that they barely know. It taught guys that ugly dudes aka Shrek and the Beast could win over the hottest girls by just being themselves. Everyone is looking for the next Cinderella or Prince Charming. Unfortunately, happily ever after is only in high budget animated kid films. The reality of the world is that every single person has flaws. So, if you want someone to check all of your boxes, the key is to have less boxes to check.

Texting Is Foreplay Mar 29, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the positives of over-confidence, being annoyed at first sight, neighborhood Karens, and the power of texting. It’s common knowledge that if a person sends you a "good morning” or a “good night” text, they fuck with you. Is the opposite also true? If a person doesn't text you regularly, does that really mean they don't fuck with you? For the boys the answer is no. For example, if you see someone every night why would you need to text them throughout the day? Over texting can make the relationship boring and stale. Additionally, sometimes people are just super busy and don’t have the time to text mundane bullshit. Yes, COMMUNICATION is a huge indicator of a persons interest but texting is only one form of communication. The quantity of communication is far less important than the substance. One life altering telephone call is worth way more than a million “how was your day?” texts. So before you spiral the next time your crush doesn’t text you back fast enough, ask yourself how engaging your conversations with them are? If the answer is extremely, then take a hit, pop some popcorn, watch a movie, and don’t worry your little heart. If the answer is no, you have permission to spiral.

Trouble In Paradise Mar 22, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about their worst thoughts, people who don't like to self advocate, Nappi's chaotic trip to Miami, and friction in Jay's relationship. There will always be a point in every relationship where disagreement arises. Whether it's a boyfriend who wants to go out with his boys too much, a co-worker who believes everyone should do things their way, a wife who only wants to watch rom coms, or a parent who wants you to be a doctor even though you like producing music. Conflict inevitably arises. The question is how should you respond to these difference? Believing they could overcome it, many people will overlook the disagreement at first. Yet, the dispute is forever lingering in the background and will always resurface until it is fully fleshed out. A chip in your windshield will stay a chip until you hit a bump in the road that turns it into a crack. Fix the chip before it becomes a crack.

Dating Doubts Mar 15, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about girls circulating nudes, Nappi meeting a NHL player, moving too fast, finding the one, and having doubts. If having cold feet is normal, then how do you know if you found the right one? Doubts are paralyzing to some. It makes it almost impossible to fully commit because you hope to find someone that leaves you without any doubts. But is that realistic? Is true love just looking past the doubts? Or are doubts an indicator that you are settling? One cannot know love until they experience it, but one cannot experience love without having knowledge of it.

Cheugy > Gen Z Mar 08, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about earth’s power, Nappi’s wild LA adventure, and being Cheugy. Growing up, millennials were hyper critiqued by older generations. We were called entitled, lazy, and narcissistic. In reality, we were just empowered, efficient, and individualistic. Every older generation is going to look at younger ones as less than. They provided the foundation to the playground that the younger generations get to use. It’s a feeling of resentment and unappreciation. As teenagers you tell yourself that you would never say the words “back in my day.” But then you get old and you realize the greatness of the past. Unfortunately for Gen Z, they will never be able to say “back in my day” because it’s only up from here after their shitty asses.

The Big A Mar 01, 2022

In today’s episode, the boys talk about how culture influences sexual behavior, universal moral truths, the cum jar challenge, and anal. From ass eating to drug use, this shit is not for the light hearted. This may be the most open podcast the boys ever recorded. This is not the episode to listen to in front of your parents, unless your parents are on some freaky shit. We hope your assholes are clean because shit is coming out.

Sucking Boobs and Kissing Dudes Feb 22, 2022

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about sexual orientation pressures, step parenting, hoe phase, and their initial masturbation stimuli. But first, Nappi reflects on old Donald Trump tweets. Then, Jay brings food to the show and setups a good ole fashion Muckbang. Shows like Euphoria are a slap in the face to the beautiful innocence of adolescences. High school wasn’t about sex, addiction, and fluidity, it was about was about video games, gushers, and boobs. The one thing Euphoria gets right is the extreme angst and self destructive tendencies of teenagers. It’s the only time in a human’s life where one is smart enough to know how to fuck shit up, but young enough to avoid the consequences. The freedom of deliberate reckless thoughtlessness. It is nirvana. In today’s episode, the boys talk about growing up as a teenage guy in the early 2000s. What would you do to see boobs? According to male puberty, the answer is: A LOT.

I Was In Miami Bitch Feb 15, 2022

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about paying on the first date, the effects of being raised in a divorced family, and Nappi’s fly-in from Florida. But first, Nappi discusses the similarities of humans, click bate texters, tomato throwers, and a Valentine’s day test. Then, Jay details the miracle story of how the sperm travelled and found the egg. Love works in mysterious ways. When you want it too much, it never shows itself. When you don’t want it at all, it forces you into it. It is the most powerful force in this universe (So powerful it protected Harry from being killed by he who must not be named). One simply cannot choose to have an unbreakable connection with another. It is a gift that only cupid can provide. In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s deep connection with Miami and the importance of exposure. Cuddle all day, make love all night; let’s get romantic, I was in Miami Bitch!

The Roster Feb 08, 2022

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s recent Uber experiences, the dangers of isolation, and dating with a roster. But first, Nappi discusses Chris crossing apple sauce, feeling your feelings, and feeling like the odd one out. Then, Jay reflects on ufo sightings in history and claims aliens are already here. Being single is complicated. You are expected to go on dates with a variety of people but still hide the fact that you are dating variety of people. The best way to balance this is by creating a roster that is easily rotatable and has little overlap. In today’s episode, the boys talk about creating a roster from scratch and the difficulties that come with it. Having a full roster of stars is always great but to create a dream team you only need one superstar.

Kissing Feb 01, 2022

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about February's challenge, girls being into asses, and receiving a bad kissing review. But first, being a needy person, unexperienced people bragging about sex, fucking virgins, and friends you hated at first. Then, Jay presents an ethical dilemma about sacrificing undeveloped babies. What makes someone a good kisser? Soft lips? Face positioning? Tounge ratio? Confidence? It could be all of these or none of them. What makes someone a good kisser is preference. Yet, on the other hand, there are definitive attributes of a bad kisser. In today's episode, the boys talk about what it takes to be a bad kisser and discuss the subtleties of a great kiss. It's the way you love her; It's a feeling like this; It's centrifugal motion; It's perpetual bliss; It's that pivotal moment; It's, ah, susbliminal; This kiss This kiss.

Born Sexist Jan 25, 2022

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about women’s influence on society and men being inherently sexist. But first, hot showers, having Pokémon, horse guys, getting trouble as a kid, and the history of sneaky links. Then, Jay details his epiphany concerning the negative impact of unlimited information. James Brown once said “this is a man’s world.” He followed that statement with an extremely necessary "BUT". See James understood that although men invented cars, trains, boats, and electricity, women were the puppet masters behind it all. In today’s episode, the boys discuss whether men are inherently misogynistic and examine the power of women. If this is a man’s world, then women are the gods of it.

Drag Kings Jan 18, 2022

In today’s Meat the boys talk about February challenge proposals, Jay stumbling into a drag bar, and Nappi working in night life. But first, Nappi discusses Plankton and Karen's relationship, adding acquaintances on social media, movie themes, and dad friend energy. Then, Jay details the different types of orgasms women experience. The most important goal of a drag queen is to make others believe that their inauthentic physical self is actually their authentic self. We are all in drag. We morph our personalities based on the disposition of our audience. Without the ability to be a chameleon, we would flounder in a life of selfish solidarity. In today's episode, Jay talks about his experience at a drag bar and Nappi talks about artificial happiness in the nightlife scene. Are we fake? No. We are all just authentically inauthentic and that's okay

High Maintenance Males Jan 11, 2022

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about psychics, old horny people, horny v. logical hot, and high maintenance males. But first, Nappi discusses NFTs (Nice Fucking Titties), sex drive, pleasuring your partner, and shooting content with a pornstar. Then, Jay details the evolution, thought process, and aftermath of his instagram photo. Contrary to popular belief, being high maintenance is not sex specific. For some reason it’s an issue for a woman to demand a lot but it is normal and expected out of males. Why is asking a lot out of your partner a negative? Is it necessary for every healthy relationship to be made up of a both dominant and submissive person? In today’s episode, the boys expose themselves as being high maintenance partners and discuss the trial and tribulations of putting up with their shit. We are like big houses, there may be a lot of upkeep but at least you can brag about us to your friends.

Straight Gay Guys Jan 04, 2022

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about the first month of Team Nappi v. Team Jay, basing your worth on your relationship, and cup checks. But first, Nappi discusses squish mallows, the problem with dogs, taking a knee, and dating with insecurities. Then, Jay warms the soul by getting nostalgic about nostalgia. Each human’s individual experience is individual. To label a person based on one characteristic is to disregard the beauty of each of our existences. In an attempt to end discriminatory categorization, our society has decided to categorizes us in a more detailed way. It doesn’t make sense. In today’s episode, the boys talk about non-sexual-orientation specific pleasures and kinks in the bedroom. If you are going to categorize me, then categorize me as human because that’s the only similarity I have with any of you. *Sorry to all the aliens for not being inclusive. You guys are individuals too.

Stripper Show (Harley's Return) Dec 21, 2021

In today's Meat, the boys close out the year by bringing back their very first guest from episode 2, Ms. Harely. But first, Nappi discusses about sex breaks, the differences between a whore, slut, and hoe, sex on the first date, cumming quickly, losing your AirPods, and twosomes. Then, Jay evaluates animal bodily fluids that humans eat. Harley has a one of a kind personality with a rack that costed multiple racks. As a high-end stripper, she uses her charm and sex appeal to manipulate men on an every day basis. She knows what she wants and she know how to get it. Harley is unapologetically confident, cheeky, and most importantly herself. In today's episode, the boys reflect on how far they came since episode 2 and catch up with Ms. Harley about her new man. Moral of this episode is that none of us have peaked and we are all still getting hotter.

Fans Only Dec 14, 2021

In today’s meat, the boys talk about the importance of speaking up, paying for onlyfans, and porn in relationships. But first, Nappi talks about why guys send dick pics, changing his image, Eskimo bros, and regular girls. Then, Jay details the origins of Hanukkah and Kwanza. Watching porn in a relationship is a double edge sword. On one hand, it allows a partner to spice up their sex life without committing adultery. On the other hand, the addictive aspects of pornography can lead a partner to crave fake sex versus the real thing. In today’s episode, the boys discuss how watching porn, in some circumstances, can be disrespectful to a relationship. Never be torn between choosing to watch porn and inseminating your unborn.

The Ex Dec 07, 2021

In today’s Meat, the boys sit down with Nappi’s ex, Olivia aka @ohoodiee. They take a trip down memory lane and detail the highs, the lows, and the toxicity of their relationship. But first, Nappi discusses deep convos in front of mirrors, attachment styles, love languages, and an update on his cold streak. Then, Jay tests the ex-couple with Arizona State University trivia. Dating someone in college is extremely challenging. There are so many external forces attempting to destroy the sanctity of a monogamous relationship. From fraternity brothers pushing you to be single to alcohol filled nights surrounded by good looking strangers. The ability to stay in a committed relationship is a rocky road in college but some seem still to manage. In today’s episode, the boys detail the on and off cyclical relationship of Nappi and Olivia throughout college. This is a story of two college sweethearts that grew, ached, changed, and loved together.

Last Night Nov 30, 2021

In today’s meat, the boys talk about Emily’s reaction to some locker room comments, Nappi's night out, and a sus but heartfelt voice note. But first, Nappi talks about guys hyping each other up, quiet girls in class and their potential, and a quote sent in from Nappi’s mom. Then Jay gives us all the facts on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, a 17-year old boy who fatally shot 2 men and wounded another acquitted on all charges. When you ask someone if another is attractive, you really are asking if the person is good looking. Yet, attraction is based on so much more than just looks. The hottest girl can be super unattractive if she talks like Gollum, smells like ketchup mixed with rotten fish eyeballs, and has a 2nd grade reading level. Haven’t you ever been with someone who you thought was unattractive at first, but their personality led you to want to fuck them? In today’s episode, the boys talk about how even though physical attraction is the first step to peak a guys interest, personality is the way to lock him down. Looks are the door and personality is the key. Every 10 can make it to the door but their shit out of luck if an 8 has the key.

Hot or Not? Nov 23, 2021

In today’s meat, the boys sit down with Rob Nappi and talk about shower head speeds, canceling plans, and inconsistent attention. But first, Nappi discusses being noisy, asking people personal questions, and dropping out of college. Then, Jay details the evolutionary reason for boredom and encourages people to follow their passion. Momentum is a major indicator for happiness, success, and growth. It’s contagious and it makes people gravitate toward you. But when you have no momentum simple goals may seem impossible to reach and finding pleasure may seem like a fruitless endeavor. In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Rob to discuss his current flow state and the ups and downs of internet success. When it rains it pours but in a drought you starve.

Friendship is Flirting Nov 16, 2021

In today’s meat, the boys talk about Intern Emily’s vows, everyone wanting perfect, and girl friends. But first, Nappi discusses the original fuck boy, magic carpet rides, and taking drugs from strangers. Then, Jay lists the most consumed foods in America. Being in a relationship comes with unspoken responsibility. Making new friends with attractive people is in the gray area. When does friendship become disrespectful to the partner you’re with? Is the line only crossed when sexual suggestion is vocalized? Or is merely getting to know someone on a deeper level suspect? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the ability to be friends with someone you think is hot. Friendship is only flirting when you feel like you’re flirting.

Reacting to Disrespect Nov 09, 2021

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about old people with tats, spitting in girls’ mouths, and tolerance for disrespect. But first, Nappi discusses hoementum, girls with weapons, and Barstool. Then, Jay details the lives of the most hated people in history. People react to disrespect in a multitude of ways. Some ignore it and live their lives in ignorant bliss. Some fight back and don’t take shit from anyone. And some accept it and do nothing. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the best way to handle disrespect and understanding the power of staying quiet. Turning the other cheek can’t be so bad if Ghandi, MLK, and Jesus all did it.

Don't Blame the Narcissist Nov 02, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about steak bagels, bees and honey, takers and givers, and leaving narcissists. But first, Nappi discusses having kids, how cum is made, seeing people in public, and your ex's parents. Then, Jay examines the personality traits that form the light and dark triads. Unfortunately, most relationships people have in our society are transactional. “I will hang out with you because people will think I’m cooler.” “I will go to your dumbass cocktail party so you fund my next enterprise.” “I will be loyal to you so you do everything for me.” The fucked up part is that society’s view of these takers is conflicting. On one hand, we demonize those who outwardly take advantage of people. On the other hand, we reward people who put themselves first and dedicate their lives to their passions. Is it right to demonize takers and feel sorry for givers? Is it really the takers fault if the giver gives unconditionally? Most people would say yes to both of those questions. We have an inherent tendency to feel bad for the person who got the short end of the stick. Are givers so fragile that they need society’s protection? Why do we protect those who choose not to protect themselves? In today’s episode, the boys talk about givers standing up for themselves and taking control of their lives. Responsibility is about accepting that you are the cause and solution to your problem.

Happy Ending Oct 26, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about how to eat ass, sprinkles, and a happy ending massages. But first, Nappi discusses formal breakups, using the notes app, and the attractiveness of toxicity. As children, Disney taught us about happy endings. The movies would always consist of a protagonist having to overcome an obstacle to defeat the bad guy. Once the bad guy was defeated, the protagonist would live happily ever after. As we age, we start to realize that Disney was really on some make believe shit. We might realize that bad guys sometimes win or that wining doesn’t make us happy or worst of all that we aren’t the protagonist in the story. Luckily, as an adult we are introduced to a different type of happy ending. One that involves lube and a feverish hand jerking motion. In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s lonely, surprising, and violating Thursday. Moral of the story, it is hard to find happily ever after even in a dingy massage parlor.
Intro: 0:00:48
Nappi's Internet Moments: 0:09:34
Jay's Peculiar Mind: 0:39:34
Meat: 51:48
Lightning Round: 1:30:03

Frozen Eggs Oct 19, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Dave Chappelle’s comedy special, adoption, and freezing a girl’s eggs. But first, Nappi discusses moms that can cook, growing up in New York, exes moving on, and naming shit. Then, Jay examines the current state of divorce in the US and the effects it has on children. What came first, the sperm or the egg? Being an unbiased male, I would have to unequivocally say the sperm. On second thought, if a sperm swims and never finds an egg then the sperm dies regardless. But an egg can be useful even left unfertilized. Think about it, you never hear of people eating rooster sperm but you always hear about people eating eggs. I guess I'm realizing that eggs are pretty dope. But then again, birds aren't real so who the fuck knows? Welp anyway, in this episode the boys discuss sharing their sperm and having to adopt. Ever wonder what an egg would taste like frozen? Yeah me to.

Patreon Exclusive - Sus Zone 14 Oct 19, 2021

The boys talk about moving on from exes and Nappi hitting 1 million followers.
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Pillow Talk Oct 12, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about cum clean up, giving head to someone you’re not attracted to, and dirty talk v. silence. But first, Nappi discusses shaky legs, diversifying, loyalty, and myspace rankings. Then, Jay details the symptoms associated with Dissociate Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder and the boys do some role playing. Most attribute great sex to the physical sensation or emotional connection. However, almost all great sex has some form of communication. Whether that communication is sensual and loving or aggressive and humiliating, communication is key to having the best sex of your life. At least that’s what we thought? In today’s episode, the boys talk about talking too much during sex and silent dirty talk. Like your grandma said, “if you can’t say anything to make her cum, don’t say anything at all.”

Pierced Nipples Oct 05, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about girls on top, making s’mores, placenta, and pierced nipples. But first, Nappi discusses getting cummed in, heated toilet seats, snoring, and kissing in the morning. Then, Jay evaluates laws that have been repealed due to being too ridiculous. Piercing ones nipples says a lot about a person. For one, it says you are comfortable enough with your body to unapologetically expose it to the piercer. Second, it shows your resistance to conform to what society considers “normal” and “appropriate.” Third, it shows your ability to withstand and endure direct pain to a sensitive part of the body. Lastly, it shows that you are a sexual person (at least according to Nappi). In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s failed celibacy experiment and key indicators to identify a sexual person. Don’t just free the nipple, pierce it too!

I'm "Celibate" Sep 28, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about ambiguous friendships, getting paid to be naked, Intern Emily, and Nappi’s attempt at celibacy. But first, Nappi discusses pop culture liars, ecstasy, and the tiring life of an adult. Then, Jay examines the different ways animals use poop. With love comes heartbreak. With heartbreak comes emotional distress. With emotional distress comes paralysis. With paralysis comes nothing. You remain stagnant. Sometimes trying to find the love of your life is counterintuitive. This is especially true when you are not satisfied with yourself because you can’t love anyone until you love yourself. In this episode, the boys discuss the distractions of dating and Nappi becoming (kinda) celibate. According to the wise Posty, “there ain’t no time for women on the come up, it’s either the pussy or the commas.”

Love Bombing Sep 21, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the best wingman, date ideas, Nappi’s vs Jay’s dating strategies, and love bombing. But first, Nappi discusses tinder manipulation, Virgo bullshit, favorite months, and the start of fall. Then, Jay provides statistics on virgins and highlights the most famous virgins of all time. Who would ever think that showing too much affection would be deemed toxic, narcissistic, and manipulative? According to Urban Dictionary, love bombing occurs when someone showers a partner with a significant amount of attention and then leaves without warning. But what is the difference between love bombing and just growing out of attraction? Is someone truly a douche bag for being all in one moment and being all out the next? Are people really expected to know whether they want to be with someone right off the bat? In today’s episode, the boys detail the pros and cons of love bombing. If love is the greatest feeling in the world why would anyone not want to be bombed with it. Probably because once you’re hit by a bomb it’s almost impossible to recover.

Abortion Sep 14, 2021

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about Nappi’s jealousy issues, self-sabotage, and Jay being depressed. But first, Nappi discusses fight tactics, pepper spray, failing to be mysterious, and using the phrase “long story short.” Then, Jay examines the constitutional underpinnings that led to abortion becoming a fundamental right. Abortion is a charged topic. It is rare for someone not to have an opinion on the subject. It’s insane that in 2021 women are having to still fight for bodily autonomy. What’s even more insane is the fact that the people creating laws restricting abortions have no empathy or understanding for those who wish to undergo the procedure. To think that abortions will end by prohibition is ignorant and idiotic. Instead, women seeking abortions will be forced to risk their lives in order to exercise what should be a fundamental human right. In today’s episode, the boys detail Texas SB8 and provide their opinions on abortion. I want to leave you with a question from the comedian George Carlin: “How come when it’s us, it’s abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet?”

Plan A Sep 07, 2021

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about Saturday night women, buying presents for girls you’re sleeping with, and how Plan B can sometimes be Plan A. But first, Nappi discusses guys dressing like sluts, dead grandma jokes, milk, and separating laundry. Then, Jay details the history of eunuchs and animals with no dicks. For some reason, the gods made sex feel so much better without condoms. Even worse is the fact that the gods made cumming in girls raw feel almost irresistible for us anti-contraception males. But what if there was a pill that would allow you to cum in a girl who doesn’t take birth control without getting her pregnant? A pill like that would truly be a gift from the gods. It would give us confirmation that the gods are okay with us busting loads raw. In today's episode, the boys talk about planning out a raw dog cum shot. If God gives you a seed, he expects you to plant it. And if God gives us Plan B he expects you to use it as Plan A.

9/10 Women Aug 31, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about hacky sacks, ball movement, dating someone who is bisexual, and 9/10 women. But first, Nappi discusses body hair, popularity of tattoos, chasing women, and high value men. Then, Jay details the story of Conrad Roy and Michelle Carter. Being a completely unique and original person is impossible. Most people will agree that we are a product of our environment. A lot of people fail to understand that we are also a product of our genetics and evolutionary adaptations. Male Bonobos will fuck each other to create a social hierarchy. Bees dance to communicate. Male Hippos pee on Female Hippos as a courting ritual. In today’s episode, the boys get scientific and the behavior of 9/10 women and 9/10 men. This is not to say that every person in a specific gender acts a certain way. There are always those who experience a genetic mutation, but again that’s 1/10. DISCLAIMER: The boy’s theory has not been recognized by the scientific community and there is a high possibility of a statical improbability.

Adulting Aug 24, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about subjects of their first cum shots, Splash House recap, and becoming old fucks. But first, Nappi discusses not-so-sweet childhood sweethearts, walking communities, New York attitude, and hitting on trans-women. Then, Jay details the loneliest animals and animals with the longest gestation periods. As a privileged American teenager, having fun and hanging out with your friends seems essential to your happiness. Time and responsibility are normally after thoughts. It’s your parents responsibility to keep you alive and out of prison. As you get older, you realize the product of hard work and understand the scarcity of time. In today’s episode, the boys talk about how they are becoming adults and how partying hard is becoming more of a chore than relaxation. It is important to recognize that if you work now, you’ll play later and if you play now, you’ll work later. Either way you are playing and working. The boys just rather be chilling when their pubes are whiter than Malibu’s Most Wanted.

What Is Life? Aug 17, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about paid poops, Nappi’s guardian angel, and lying your way out of sex. But first, Nappi discusses post-ghost texting, good v. bad people, acting your age, and people pleasing. Then, Jay uncovers and details the horrific state of North Korea. What are we? Humans. What are humans? Organisms. What is the purpose of an organism? Survival. Why? Who the fuck knows! In today’s episode, the boys have an existential crisis and question everything from their relationships to the purpose of their existence. This shit gets deep. It’s not for the small and linear minded. It’s for those who love to question the unanswerable. “To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.”

Rehab Aug 10, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about saving nudes, collateral, time management, and Nappi’s mind shift. But first, Nappi discusses calculating jerks per minute, imagination, rap battles, high school fights, and unhinged Uber drivers. Then, Jay breaks down obscure Olympic sports and the Simone Biles controversy. The only person that can get an addict to overcome their addiction is the addict. There is usually an "ah ha" moment that forces them to see themselves in their most unadulterated and authentic form. However, the trigger is only the beginning of the journey. To fully overcome, it is vital to surround an addict around the right kind of support. In this episode, Nappi plays the role of an addict and Jay plays the role of the support. People say love is the most powerful drug. What they fail to acknowledge is that lust is equally as seductive but way more treacherous.

Relapse Aug 03, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about dating app strategies, eye contact during sex, and post-breakup rekindling. But first, Nappi discusses boyfriend dick, being content with your dick size, missing your partner, and trusting party girls. Then, Jay examines weird food combination that people eat throughout the US. Breaking up with someone can feel like getting over an addiction. Especially when the relationship is toxic to a point of dependency and loss of self. Seeing one instagram story can make your mind go crazy and your heart ache. Even worse, a simple “hello” text can cause you to fall right back into the circle of that toxicity. In today’s episode, the boys talk about getting back into a relationship when you know it’s not healthy. People get back into toxic relationships because they are comfortable and they can’t handle being lonely. What they don’t understand is that two months of sever depression and loneliness is better than years of unhappiness and dissatisfaction.

Nightmare Breakup Jul 27, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s nightmare, MILFs, following the rules, and Nappi’s non-breakup breakup. But first, Nappi discusses planning your week, meeting the parents, reverse gatekeeping, and ADHD. Then, Jay becomes a wedding planner and details the perks of monogamy. In 94% of breakups, at least one partner gets stuck with emotional turmoil. (Cited Source: bullshit.gov). There is nothing that sucks more than having to end a relationship with someone you care about. Expect for having a nightmare about having to end a relationship with someone you care about. In this episode, Jay examines his psychologically disturbing nightmare and Nappi explains how he ended things with a girl he has been dating. This is where nightmares are breakups and breakups are nightmares.

Fighting Fucking Food Jul 13, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about tasting lube, nice guys finishing last, the return of Chlamydia Chris, and work romance. But first, Nappi discusses peacocking, fake fucking, live nudes, and smelly balls . Then, Jay examines the beautiful world of Paralympics and expresses his support for Sha'carri Richardson. Fighting, Fucking, and Food are the most important factors to human's evolution. Since the inception of humankind, war and conflict have been imbedded in our culture. Arguments and debates are key to the pursuits of innovation and truth. Without sex there would be no such thing as humans or any other mammal. Fucking is the definition of life. Without it, we would run out of toilet paper, socks, lube, and lotion. Food, is just bomb. You will never meet an animal who doesn't enjoy some type of food. Like who doesn't fuck with tacos? If you are thinking to yourself: "I don't fuck with tacos." Then suck a dick. In today's episode, the boys discuss how fighting, fucking, and food are integral parts to any relationship. If fighting and fucking define most of your relationship its likely toxic but passionate. If fucking and food define most of your relationship its likely you found the one. If fighting and food define most of your relationship its likely you two are mentally unstable.

Sus Boy Summer Jul 06, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about experience vs. opinion, the first fly in, being single until you’re not, the 25-28 rule and Sus Boy Summer. But first, Nappi discusses cat calling, being a man whore, benefits of basic sex, and being a different breed. Then, Jay details a variety of torture punishments used in past. Hot Girls Summer sounds super fun and exciting. Girls being girls. Super dope. But what about sus boys being sus. Thats dope too right? Maybe not. But fuck it, in today's episode, the boys discuss the beginning of Sus Summer and all the joys it has brought them thus far. Real sus dude, give a fuck ‘bout a lubricant.

No Sex Jun 29, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about meeting a real life Chad, using a condom, and holding out. But first, Nappi discusses pokie nipples, the biggest lie, breast milk, moving in and PTSD. Then, Jay explores offensive phrases from around the world. There are many reasons for people to wait to have sex. Religion, anxiety, are sexual health are a few. But what about waiting because you really like someone? Does that make sense? Can waiting facilitate building a meaningful connection or is sex necessary to fully determine compatibility? In today’s episode the boys tackle those questions head on and wrestle with seemingly contradictory values. At the end of the day, fuck if you want to fuck and don’t fuck if you don’t want to fuck.

Lamestream Jun 22, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about division in our society, going against the grain, and popular shit. But first, Nappi discusses Noah’s ark, guns, diarrhea, and killing someone. Then, Jay examines the importance of gooch length and the effect it has on sperm count. Humans have a biological and evolutionary need to feel accepted. Most feel the inherent desire to belong to something bigger and assimilate to societal majorities. However, there are those who fight against their animalistic instinct to be liked. These individuals are true humans because they reach a genuine level on self-consciousness. In today’s episode, the boys talk about not falling for the allure of popular shit. You only become yourself once you awake to the beauty of your individuality.

What's Good Mama? Jun 15, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about sushi dates, anxiety inducing selfishness, mandatory masturbation, and the anti-girl challenge. But first, Nappi discusses the having an iron ass, stretching, best gender neutral greetings, and private events only. Then, Jay conducts a ceremony for the passing of Baby Girl aka Penelope Grape. Sometimes it’s not what you do or what say that matters. Sometimes all that matters is WHEN. In todays episode, the boys talk about how wrong timing could completely destroy something that could be great. There is a right time and a wrong time to text a girl “What’s good mama?” SPOILER: Sending it at 7:53 pm on a Saturday to a girl you have tentative dinner plans with IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME.

Make Me Happy Jun 08, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about falling asleep during sex, being a cat dad, and searching for happiness. But first, Nappi discusses the abundance of bad bitches, getting passed the aux, and being called out for not wearing condoms. Then, Jay reviews the history of women sexuality and the creation of the vibrator. According to a recent survey, Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in 50 years. The decrease in happiness is due to a multitude of reasons such as the increase of isolation, unemployment, and social media comparison. However, the biggest reason most people are unhappy is because they feel like they lack purpose. We live in a society that makes you feel like you need to conform. But the more you conform the less you become your authentic self and the harder it becomes to find your purpose. In this episode, the boys talk about finding their authentic voices in a world that is placing them in a box. Authenticity is the practice of letting go of who we think we are supposed to be and embracing who we actually are.

Dating Communication Jun 01, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the importance of self, long term relationship rebounds, and how to communicate with a potential partner. But first, Nappi discusses his theory on blondes, Aladdin and sex with him. Then, Jay examines the risks of getting a rim job and the best potions to receive one. You just went a phenomenal date. You were vibing with them and they were vibing with you. The next day, you see something at a store that reminds you of them. You grab your phone and go to text them. Then you hesitate. You think to yourself “Am I coming across too strong? Maybe I will just wait awhile to text them.” You wait… Once a couple days pass you finally text them. They don’t respond. What happened? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the proper ways to communicate with people you can see a future with. Communication to a relationship is like oxygen to life. Without it it dies.

Opposites Attract May 25, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the differences between girls and guys when it comes to moving on, being someones second option, and dating someone with opposite values. But first, Nappi discusses not replying back, the correlation between being single and being intelligent, and suicide nudes. Then, Jay deep dives into hand fetishes and cum factories. Personality differences are essential to having a successful long lasting relationship. Without differences, relationships can become stale, uninteresting, and overall redundant. However, just like it’s not good to be completely the same as your partner, it is also not good to be completely the opposite. In today’s episode, the boys talk about overcoming a partner’s value differences and learning how to find common ground. In order for the yin and yang to foster harmony a black circle must be in the white and a white circle must be the black.

Watching Your Boy Bang May 18, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys sit down with @rblakehammond to talk about the weekend, eating ass, being depressed, and watching your boy fuck. But first, Nappi discusses Blake being homophobic, tipping at a restaurant, and his relationship trauma. Then, Jay reads comments from the Nappi & Jay Tik Tok and calls out Nappi for not responding to a fan. You are laying in your dorm bed and you hear your boy open the door with a girl. You immediately close your eyes, turn your body to face the wall, and pretend you are sleeping. Your boy starts to make out with the girl and things begin to heat up. You aren’t tired but you try to force yourself to go to sleep. It’s not working. Soft whispers turn into not so soft moans. The arm you are laying on is beginning to get sore from your weight. You want to move to get more comfortable so you turn your body towards your boy’s bed. You try to keep your eyes closed but something inside of you makes you peak. You see your boy on all fours viciously getting his ass eaten by the girl. You close your eyes and never speak about what you saw. You are a martyr, a survivor, and most of all a true homie. In this episode, the boys talk about a sus weekend with Blake and watching your friends have sex. Remember, it’s not gay to watch your boys fuck as long as you don’t stay for the cum shot.

Good Date Bad Date May 04, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about guys not approaching girls, Nappi’s good date compared to his bad date, and getting your girlfriend pregnant. But first, Nappi discusses commenting on girls pictures, sleeping with a best friend’s partner, being single in the summer, and pre-sex masturbation. Then, Jay tells a story about his Uber driver and evaluates the biggest indicators for intelligence. The biggest difference between a good date and a bad date is comfort. On a good date, a couple will feel at ease, not afraid to be themselves, and connected. On bad dates, a couple will feel awkward and detached and be on completely different wavelengths. In today’s episode, the boys evaluate two of Nappi’s dates and contrast the stark differences. No one has control of how a date will turn out because it’s not about doing or saying the right thing it’s just about finding the right person.

Lonely Boys Apr 27, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about breaking up, the danger of drugs, needing more friends and being lonely. But first, Nappi discusses picking the wrong friend, being straight but having same-sex sex, and the meaning of life. Then, Jay talks about rape culture in the animal kingdom and old pharmaceutical drugs. It’s a Saturday night, everyone you know is out doing something with a bunch of their friends. You’re sitting on your couch by yourself, depressed, smoking a blunt to the dome, feeling like no one in the world fucks with you. Well, you are physically alone but not emotionally. In this episode, the boys talk about dealing with and overcoming solitude. Sometimes you just feel Akon in the 2000s, soooo lonely.

Murder Mystery Apr 20, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about having sex with a virgin, coming across as douche bags, cigs on the couch, and approaching girls. But first, Nappi discusses cooking struggles, playing cards, and sleeping in class. Then, Jay brings on the host of Savage Mind Podcast and the owner of Savage Mind Designs, Jason Hector. Most of the time when someone is murdered the media interviews the family members of the deceased. You rarely hear anything from the family members of the murderer. Most family members of the accused shy away from the spotlight to protect themselves from ridicule and judgment. In this episode, the boys sit down with the father of a suspect in the murder of Jordan Von Hoffman. The conversation is real, intense, and moving. No one knows how to act when their loved one is a suspect of a murder. However, @jason.hector.589 is an impressive example of a father that demands accountability for himself and his son.

Wedding Crashers Apr 13, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about what guys think about when they’re getting head, wedding vows, family influence, and being a snake in the grass. But first, Nappi discusses Amish people, red light moves, poor millennials, and not pulling out. Then, Jay details the process of getting your colon irrigated and does the tik tok sound challenge. Seeing people get married is one of the most moving events humans experience. You get to see two individuals voluntarily decide to become one union. In this episode, the boys reflect on their experience at their boy’s wedding and dream of one day being in love. They were a little hungover for this podcast but in sickness and in health they will always say “I do” for you.

Soft Lips Apr 06, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about hooked on phonics, smart girls v. gossip girls, cool kids table, and saying I love you. But first, Nappi discusses choosing new interests over old interests, listening to friends advice, and masturbating. Then, Jay evaluates things that use to be expensive that are now cheap. “I love you” is one of the most powerful phrases in the English language. Its power stems from its meaning. The issue is that the meaning behind it depends on the subjective intentions of the person saying it. In this episode, the boys discuss what to do when someone tells you they love you before you love them back. If what love is to me is different than what love is to you, then why, as a society, do we place so much power on 3 words that no one can truly define?

Breadcrumbing Mar 30, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about fisting, seeing past partners on social media, being alone, and breadcrumbing. But first, Nappi discusses fucking without blinds, dog parks, heads up 7up, and Andy Milonakis. Then, Jay distinguishes different types of thieves and evaluates some of the most notorious thieves in history. Do they hit you up randomly and then ghost you for awhile and then hit you up again? Are you left confused by this inconsistency? Well, if so, this podcast is for you because today the boys talk about breadcrumbing. Breadcrumbing occurs when a person has no intentions of taking things further but they flirt here or there just for the attention. Don’t accept crumbs when you deserve the whole cake.

Hustle Culture Mar 23, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about sleeping with a married woman, Jay’s new job, hustle culture, and guys with the single objective of having sex. But first, Nappi discusses Apple Music vs Spotify, crime statistics, guys built different, and baby talk. Then, Jay traces the evolution of toys and evaluates their use in society. As kids we were told that if we work hard, get good grades, and go to college we could be whatever we want. Now we are adults that checked off all of those boxes yet we are stuck in jobs that we hate. In this episode, the boys contemplate how to change your current 9 to 5 into your dream career. Some people look at shit and see shit. Others look at shit and see soil that will help grow a strong and resilient tree. See the soil.

Relationship Status: Like a Kite Mar 16, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys sit down with Rob Nappi to discuss swingers, unsolicited nudes, Sous Vide, venting to parents, and never ending relationships. But first, Nappi discuss unemployment, pumping gas, baby makers, and the three pillars. Then, Jay plays the Newlywed game with the two Nappis. Most people have someone from their past that they can never truly get away from. The relationship becomes a never ending cycle of getting back together then breaking up again. In this episode, Rob Nappi provides his insight and perspective on this occurrence. It’s hard being a kite that wants to be free when the person holding the string keeps pulling you down.
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It's Not a Lie When I'm Horny Mar 09, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s moving situation, Nappi becoming an adult, getting sized up, weed around parents, and pre-nut honesty. But first, Nappi discusses playing music in the car, field trips, and dogs ability to comprehend. Then, Jay evaluates things Americans do that other countries think are weird. You ever date a guy and think to yourself “this dude is either a lying douche bag or extremely bipolar.” At one moment a guy can be super down for a girl and the next completely over it. In this episode, the boys talk about this phenomena and how two inconsistent statements can both be truthful. If hindsight is 20/20, post nut clarity is 20/10.

Split Checks Mar 02, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about caveman, dinosaurs, Jay getting in trouble and splitting the bill on dates. But first, Nappi discusses waking up early on vacation, snow in Texas, and people who believe in conspiracies. Then, Jay deeps dives in to two absurd dreams he had this week. One of the most uncomfortable parts about dating is figuring out who’s paying. If it’s a first date, the girl should offer to pay but the guys should ultimately be a gentleman and pick up the check. However, what happens when you are on date 5 and the girl still hasn’t paid for anything? In this episode, the boys discuss the best way to navigate finances in a relationship. If she doesn’t cook and she doesn’t clean she better at least offer some green.

I'm Toxic Honest Feb 23, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s tattoo horror story, hanging out with your ex, and being toxic vs. being single. But first, Nappi discusses gaslighting, the little piggy that went to the market, and dreaming about phones. Then, Jay questions whether there are universal evils and attempts to define morality. They say that honesty will set you free. What they forget to mention is the effect your honesty has on others. In this episode, the boys talk about how sometimes their honesty is low key toxic. They go on to debate whether it is better to be single or in a toxic relationship. This is the story about how honesty can set you free but can trap others.

Not a Simp Feb 16, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about overthinking, being portrayed as a simp, dating people with opposite political beliefs, and nonverbal v. verbal communication. But first, Nappi discusses new age deadly sins, extinction, animal attraction, and email signatures. Then, Jay confuses Nappi with 4 riddles that have differing levels of difficulty. Barry Bonds struck out 1539 times in his career and he holds the record for most home runs in MLB history. Moral of the story is that even the greatest of all time strike out. In this episode, the boys talk about how to maintain confidence during an on slot of rejection. In order to find a diamond in the rough you have to dig through the rough.

Sex Tips Feb 09, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about playing prank, googling sex tips, and the confidence gap. But first, Nappi discusses his deviated septum, overnight investors, and being petty. Then, Jay explores sports from around the world. Everyone wants to be great at sex and with the proliferation of sexualized media the pressure to perform is higher than ever. Humans know how to hump. Unfortunately, humping only gets you so far. In this episode, the boys evaluate different methods and strategies to help you perform at the highest level. It’s never bad to get better.

Friendship Circle Feb 02, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Cass being a pathological liar, Nappi’s brand, bringing new people in the group, and heartbreak. But first, Nappi discusses AirPods, genital nerve endings, and iced coffee. Then, Jay examines different types of STDs and discusses their effects on animals. Friends come and go but family is forever. This saying mistakenly assumes that friends cannot become family. In this episode, the boys sit down with their closest female friends to air out some dirty laundry and build a deeper connection. What is the purpose of having younger sisters if they aren’t their to shit on you? Let the roasting begin.

Family Matters Jan 26, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about hydro flasks, dating goals, ego, and familial pressures. But first, Nappi discusses blocked numbers, moving away from home, and talking shit about small dicks. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to avoid being robbed and murdered. Everyday we navigate through a multitude of expectations that are placed on us by society, friends, employers, teachers, and family members. For most people these expectations shape the way they choose to live their lives. But should it? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the pressures and expectations that their families place on them. As Will Smith said in the Pursuit of Happiness, “Don’t ever let somebody tell you.. You can’t do something. Not even me. You got a dream... You gotta protect it.”

Platonic Emotional Support Ex Jan 19, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about LinkedIn, being blessed, bridging the gap, and girlfriends meeting exes. But first, Nappi discusses high maintenance girls, pancakes and waffles, and necrophiliacs. Then, Jay reflects on being an addict and lists the top addictions in the US. When you breakup with someone there is an assumption that your friendship with them ends. But why? In most long term relationships your partner becomes your best friend. Yet we are expected to completely stop communicating with someone that you’ve grown accustom to talking to everyday. In this episode, the boys talk about being friends with your ex and how it can affect future partners. “Oh she’s not my ex, she’s just a one of my best friends that I use to make love to.”

Cabin Trip Jan 12, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the results of Nappi’s trifecta, four condoms, and their trip to Flagstaff. But first, Nappi discusses the covid hustle, pathological liars, and breakup insurance. Then, Jay evaluates different New Years traditions from around the world. To celebrate the new year, the boys took a “trip” to and in the snow. The word “trip” has a lot of meanings. For one, it could mean to fall or stumble on something. Secondly, it could be described as a journey or excursion. Lastly, according to Webster, it could be defined as “an intense visionary experience undergone by a person who has taken a psychedelic drug.” Who knew that Webster kept up with drug terminology? Dude must’ve definitely been a stoner. Anyway, in this episode the boys explore all of the meanings of the word trip.

Cumming in Masks Jan 05, 2021

In today’s Meat the boys talk about obtaining a slight edge, Nappi’s failed trifecta, New Years resolutions, and cumming in masks. But first, Nappi discusses self absorbed men, nicknames, and manual transmission cars. Then, Jay examines different objects that have fallen from the sky. 2020 was the year of masks. We masked our own failures by blaming our shortcomings on external forces, we masked our depression by faking happiness on social media, and finally we masked our faces to reduce the spread of Covid-19. So to symbolize new life in 2021, the boys encourage you to cum in a mask. As a wise man once said “the best celebration is masturbation.”

Mentimidation Dec 22, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the meaning of life, Adam and Eve, extinction, cumming early, and fighting with girls. But first, Nappi discusses his grades in school, Albert Einstein’s eyeballs, and the COVID vaccine. Then, Jay evaluates the different methods to reverse male pattern baldness. In last week’s episode, the boys discussed the need for confrontation in a relationship. The problem is the boys are toxic. In this episode, the boys discuss the destruction that constant friction causes in a relationship. Remember, to always do as we say not as we do. Well, in this case do neither.

Passive Males Dec 15, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s comedy show experience, calling girls the wrong names, being high maintenance, and passive males. But first, Nappi discusses his favorite childhood candies, being a chameleon, and running from the cops. Then, Jay tells a story about how he met an alien. Are girls attracted to guys that do everything for them? The balance between being both dominate and passive is a hard one to find. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the consequences of being a push over and the importance of standing your ground. Sometimes you need a little bit of friction to create a spark.

The "Exclusive" Phase Dec 08, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about locking doors, onlyfans boyfriends, dancing with the stars, and being exclusive. But first, Nappi discusses being compared to jersey shore, coal miners, pacing around, and his social media detox. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to have non-penetrative sex. What’s the difference between being exclusive and being in a relationship? A label? The exclusive phase occurs when one partner wants a relationship and the other is just waiting for the next best thing. In this episode, the boys unpack the fallacy of being single but exclusive. “Exclusive” is not exclusive until the status changes from “single” to “in a relationship.”

Super Spreader Birthday Party Dec 01, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s Super Spreader Birthday Party, having secretive sex, dating confidence, and COVID depression. But first, Nappi discusses read receipts, waiting till marriage, and being sexually harassed. Then, Jay plays a game involving the most common illnesses. In this episode the boys catch you up on how they’ve been since testing positive for COVID. Nappi talks about having sex while his mom’s at his house and details his most recent date. Jay discusses recovering from COVID and provides insight on being depressed during these wild times. Welcome back to “Keeping up with Nappi & Jay.”

Build-A-Bitch Nov 17, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the best date spots, the differences between passive and direct girls, and falling in love for one night. But first, Nappi discusses guys that aren’t funny, peanuts, and sadness in America. Then, Jay contemplates a quote and analyzes the presidential election. In this episode the boys talk about the qualities they look for in a girl that they just want to hook up with. This isn’t about finding the one. This is about finding the one for one night (or a couple of weeks). This is the blueprint to meet the right people before you meet the perfect person.

The One Nov 10, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about being content creators, the effects siblings have on our lives, and finding the one. But first, Nappi discusses the word “chile,” contour titties, and his bucket of nudes. Then, Jay examines the evolutionary explanation for nightmares. Everyone is looking for their perfect match. The question is whether or not they actually exist. Will you ever meet someone that you have no reservations about or are red flags inevitable? They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea but sometimes the sea is full of tuna and you’re looking for a salmon.

Hooking Up With A Stranger Nov 03, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about virgins, Nappi hooking up with a stranger, and being a selfless partner. But first, Nappi discusses bad relationships, nutting in cupcakes, and his sext slave. Then, Jay examines 4 of the strangest plane crashes in history. Having sex with someone new could sometimes be nerve-racking. Having sex with someone you’ve only known for 30 minutes usually amplifies that anxiety tenfold. However, in this episode, Nappi discusses why his experience hooking up with a stranger was one of the best sexual encounters he’s ever had. They say chemistry is a science but sometimes not even science has an explanation for it.

Most Guys Suck Oct 27, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s favorite YouTube channel, picking up grandmas, wack guys, and big areolas. But first, Nappi discusses watching TV porn, flying girls out, and desk jobs. Then, Jay analyzes the meanings behind rude hand gestures from around the world. Effort and personality are the only two things a guy needs in order to find a girl. Unfortunately, most guys in our society lack one or the other. In today’s episode the boys talk about this phenomenon and discuss the implications it has on their personal lives. It’s easy, all you have to do is open doors and be funny.

Casual Sex Oct 20, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys call Jay’s “Bad Date” to get her perspective on the night and Nappi talks about trying to make sex casual. But first, Nappi discusses cumming fast, parent wake ups, and irregular texters. Then, Jay tells a story about him taking and passing a drug test. Humans are literally born to fuck. Yet there is a societal stigma placed upon individuals who just fuck to fuck. Is there a good reason for this stigma or should people start treating sex more casually? In today’s episode, the boys provide their personal takes on casual sex and detail how to execute it correctly. As a wise man once said, “I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love, so come give me a hug.”

Podcast Beef Oct 13, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi communicating with stars, Jay getting called out on a podcast, and Nappi having sex. But first, Nappi discusses the effects of edibles, birthday party anxiety, and the coin shortage. Then, Jay breaks down the facts and controversies surrounding the Breonna Taylor case. Tupac wouldn’t have been Tupac without Biggie and Biggie wouldn’t have been Biggie without Tupac. Beef is an integral part of rap culture. In this episode, the boys make beef an integral part of podcast culture. Moral of the story, if you speak about the boys don’t be surprised if they speak back.

Bad Dates Oct 06, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about balcony stories, judging people based on their social media, bad dates, and rejection. But first, Nappi discusses suicide prevention walks, permanent records, and bullying. Then, Jay provides a detailed description of sexual reassignment surgery. What do you do if you’re on a shitty date with a really nice person? Do you end it early or do you ride it out? In the episode the boys talk about their own strategies to get out of these situations. We all know that the faster you rip off a bandaid the quicker the pain subsides.

Blondes Don't Like Me Sep 29, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the effects of no fap, forced diversity, soft dick blowjobs, hitting on waitresses, and blondes not liking Nappi. But first, Nappi discusses the correlation between anxiety and horniness, why guys don’t need reassurance, and kayaking. Then, Jay details the workings of a successful homeless operation in Mesa, AZ. Every time you interact with a person you make conscious or subconscious judgments about them. These judgements are not inherently bad. They are used as a defense mechanism in order for humans to protect themselves against potential threats. However, if we do not acknowledge our aptitude to judge we may unintentionally push good people away. In this episode, the boys talk about negative judgements made about them in the past week. Remember, judging people is a natural byproduct of the human condition but make sure to question the underlying cause of your judgements and stay skeptical about them.

Friend Zone Sep 22, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay receiving a nude, Nappi teaching lessons and the friend zone. But first, Nappi discusses the meaning behind repetitive numbers, being a triple threat, and starting an onlyfans. Then, Jay examines the effectiveness of different penis enlargement methods. “I think we’d be better as friends.” Hard words to say but even harder words to hear. In this episode the boys discuss the infamous friend zone. Whether you are the one being friend zoned or you are the one friend zoning you must be tactical with your approach. The boys are here to teach how not to make friends.

Jerking Off Sep 08, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the problem with the masses and jerking off. But first, Nappi discusses girls getting high, trend followers, and guys that can’t get it up. Then, Jay analyzes the prevalence of cross-species sex in the animal kingdom and talks about hybrid animals. When does masturbation turn from a normal human behavior to a compulsive addiction? Is it a problem that your significant other sometimes prefers to jackoff rather than have sex with you? How does the increase of sexualization in our society affect men? In this episode the boys use their own lived experiences to answer these questions. So cum, listen, and get your release.

Frat Life Sep 01, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about fraternity life and friends dating other friends’ exes. But first, Nappi discusses cargo shorts, flat pillows, talking to plants, and pick-up lines. Then, Jay pays respect to one of his biggest idols by reading some of their most inspirational quotes. This episode details the trial and tribulations of being a pledge. From hazing to pledge class drama to getting dropped to starting their own fraternity the boys cover it all. This is the story about how Nappi and Jay met and became brothers.

Female Aug 25, 2020

This episode the boys sit down with one of their favorite human beings, Cassandra Noviello aka Cass aka the dopest female in the game. But first, Nappi discusses snorting caffeine, Alaska, and incenstual relationships. Then, Jay expresses his deep and wholesome love for people on the Autism spectrum. In today’s Meat the group talks about the word female, cancel culture, Nappi’s sugar baby drama, depression, and blocking people. Since the inception of the podcast this guest has been referenced by the boys many times. It was only right to have her on as a guest for such a pivotal milestone for the podcast, episode 37. Listen and you will love Cass as much as the boys do.

Nothing Sweeter than a Sugar Baby Aug 18, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about sugar babies, girls who don’t talk on the phone, and avoiding random hookups. But first, Nappi discusses talking to himself, edible anxiety, and guys who spend their days looking at hot women. Then, Jay contemplates whether asshole teachers are real or just a myth. Many people assume that the life of a sugar baby is smooth sailing. However, people fail to recognize the difficulty that some sugar babies face in their attempt to find a genuine and altruistic connection. In this episode Nappi discusses his hesitations to explore a meaningful relationship with a girl whose life is paid for by another man. Sometimes what looks like sugar is actually salt and other times it's neither.

The Perfect Girl Aug 11, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the possibility of a Tik Tok ban, their favorite types of nudes, finding happiness in a world of endless possibilities and the perfect girl. But first, Nappi discusses going balls deep in a “gine”, wearing Heelys, and the hate he’s been receiving on twitter. Then, Jay reads suspect statements that Nappi made in his most recent Tik Tok Live. Asking if the perfect girl exist is like asking if aliens are real. For both questions the answer is of course. The only problem is there are very few individuals who have ever actually met one. In this episode the boys detail what they are looking for in an ideal match.

Body Count Aug 04, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s microwave mishaps, attracting premium women, and body count. But first, Nappi uses his moment to answer strange questions from people who’ve DM’d him. Then, Jay talks about different body counts in the animal kingdom. Everyone’s body count has a story behind it. The problem is that most people see a number and immediately start making assumptions. In this episode the boys discuss the dangers and unfairness of having such an initial reaction. Oh yeah and the boys reveal their own body counts…

Playing it Slow Jul 28, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the absurdity of conspiracy theories, Nappi taking an edible, Jay meeting a new girl, and talking to exes. But first, Nappi discusses T-Pain losing his virginity, the fastest recorded cum shot, and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay attempts to help Nappi get back into porn by introducing him to strange porn genres. In the beginning of the dating process, one of the easiest ways to lose a girl’s interest is by coming on too strong. In this episode the boys talk about the importance of playing the slow game. Even if you can fuck like a rabbit you will never get the prize if you don’t play the game like a tortoise.

Raw Dog Jul 21, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about a message from Jay's sister, Nappi getting punked by a girl, having sex without condoms, and boyfriends liking other girls photos. But first, Nappi discusses 16 year olds who look 25, "the drive to the rave," and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay draws attention to a rare congenital birth defect that Lil Dicky was supposedly born with called hypospadias. It is not a secret that the boys are extremely environmental friendly. For example, in this episode Nappi aka "animal lover" details the hardships he went through in order to watch a friend's dog. Let's just say he got the short end of the stick. Then, the boys go off about how wearing a rubber is never even plan Z. It is honestly admiring the risks the boys will take in order to save the planet. Like usual this is an unprotected, pro-choice, and skin-to-skin podcast.

Eating Alone Jul 14, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about eating alone, happy endings, and removing distractions. But first, Nappi discusses the perfect penis size, hot boyfriends, and sus DMs he got this week. Then, Jay tells a story about buying a stranger cigarettes and provides a list of different forms of currency. This episode is all the boys’ journey towards eliminating distractions. Whether it’s Nappi discovering the flow of eating alone or Jay purging all females from his life, the boys have been making a conscious effort to stay focused on bettering themselves. With that being said, come and let us distract you for a little while.

Gay Sh*t Jul 07, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys sit down with Blaise Castagnetti, a very close friend who happens to love dick. But first, Nappi discusses stoops, sucking titties, car sex, and the power of sending voice notes. Then, Jay talks about homosexual behavior in the animal kingdom and animals with large clitorises. This episode details the triumphs and struggles of a gay bachelor in 2020. The Meat starts with stories from the boys about discovering their own sexual orientation. This evolves into a dialogue about the gay dating scene, micro penises, blow jobs, floating vaginas, and orgies. Get the lube ready because in this episode the boys go full anal.

Take a Hit to Get a Nut Jun 30, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about getting infected by coronavirus and giving second chances. But first, Nappi discusses respectful sex, male bedrooms, and 1st grade teachers who love to fuck. Then, Jay claims that birds are robot drones and that the government is using them to spy on us. This episode details the lengths the boys will go to have sex. Whether it is knowingly getting infected by coronavirus or getting back with an ex that screwed you over. Sometimes you got to take the hit in order to get the nut. Other times, the nut is not worth the bruise that is left by the hit. Here, the boys deep dive into both perspectives.

Sunset Podcast Jun 23, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys discuss their biggest fears and the growing pains that come with life long friendships. But first, Nappi talks about romanticizing high school, guys posting pictures on Instagram, and the meaning behind the infamous “I wanna see you” text. Then, Jay claims that Tik Tok is a spyware app and that Nappi is a puppet for the Chinese government. The boys normally record the podcast mid-afternoon when the sun is shining the brightest. However, in this episode the boys started recording as the sun began to set. Thus, this is the Sunset Podcast both literally and figuratively. It starts out light and playful but gradually gets darker and more serious. So sit back and enjoy all the colors of this Arizona sunset.

Moving On Jun 16, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys discuss giving directions to strangers, an Australian girl that Nappi met and the role ego plays in breakups. But first, Nappi talks about being a better coach than a player, flirting in relationships, and becoming emotionally more intelligent than parents. Then, Jay gives new insight on his relationship with Thomas Potter and vents about his continued bike troubles. Moving on after a relationship is sometimes difficult and sometimes easy. Today the boys provide two different perspectives on the breakup process. Jay details both his struggles and growth after getting dumped while Nappi explores his new post breakup life. Sometimes the only way to move forward is to move on.

Good Girls Bad Girls Jun 09, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys discuss ass eaters, the best places to find good girls, girls hitting guys, and Nappi’s breakup. But first, Nappi talks about guys moaning during sex, girls who laugh at their own jokes, and the 3 words that make every guy cum. Then, Jay reflects on his history of getting hit by cars and discusses his new friendship with an old man. This episode is all about girls. Girls that eat ass, girls that go to church, girls that are abusive, and a girl that Nappi broke up with. Sit back and relax while the boys dissect the good, the bad, and the crazy.

Fuck Marry Kill Jun 02, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys play a game of Fuck Marry Kill, discuss Jay getting a bike, and talk about Arizona opening back up. But first, Nappi discusses getting a handjob from a girl who knows sign language, taking pictures with friends, and being a man’s man. Then, Jay quizzes Nappi on famous pop culture quotes. SPOILER: Nappi fails the quiz. This episode the boys play Fuck Marry Kill using obscure categories. Such categories include food, mental illnesses, natural environment, sex workers, and types of drugs. Listen and find out whether the boys would Fuck Marry or Kill a schizophrenic.

Dalyss Not Dallas May 28, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys interview Dalyss Hanson, an above average white guy from North Dakota. But first, Nappi talks about masterbating to Hentai porn, girls who vent about their exes, and being too old for snapchat. Then, Jay discusses fun facts about North Dakota and Dalyss’ hometown Crosby. Dalyss is an aspiring standup comedian and the host of the podcast Swim Lessons. He sits down with the boys to discuss his journey leaving North Dakota and pursuing his dream as a standup comedian. It was definitely a bumpy road but as the quote he lives by states: “character is tested when you are up against it.” This is the story of a small town kid chasing his big city dreams.

Follow Dalyss @dalysshanson and @swimlessonspodcast
Check out his podcast on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and YouTube.

First Girlfriends May 19, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys discuss their first girlfriends, Jay passing the bar, and reoccurring nightmares. But first, Nappi discusses Mother’s Day, making friends with gay dudes, and dating a person that always wants to “make it work.” Then, Jay examines the effects of naming your child X Æ A-12. This episode is all about young love... breaking hearts and getting your heart broken. The boys reminisce on a life that was simple yet complex at the same time. We are going 10 years in the past and talking about the girls that wish they didn’t get away.

Send Nudes May 05, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys discuss sending nudes, errant texts, dating white girls, and whether ignorance is truly bliss. But first, Nappi reminisces on making his high school english teacher’s life miserable and the boys talk about things that make them cry. Then, Jay discusses sexual relationships between humans and dolphins. Back in the day getting a nude from a girl was like hitting a bullseye. Nowadays nudes are taken for granted. It use to be an art form and now it’s just child’s play. Our old age has blinded us from the magnificence of a well shot nude. Don’t be old, listen to this episode and SEND NUDES!

F***ing Robots Apr 21, 2020

In today’s meat the boys talk about porn addiction, sliding in DMs, and answer why all guys love the weather. But first, Nappi dissects two words that have recently grown in popularity and the boys talk about the impact of big dick energy. Then, Jay lays out his plan to become a pimp and the boys discuss the future of sex robots. Do you find yourself watching porn multiple times a day? Is your little guy getting tired? Do you love the weather? Well, give your buddy a break and listen to the boys talk about f***ing robots.

The Art of Fishing Apr 07, 2020

In today’s Meat the boys talk about getting ghosted, hooking up in quarantine, and exotic animals. But first, Nappi discusses why no one likes Samantha and attempts to name the 3 branches of government. Then, Jay comes clean about something he did 15 years ago. Today, the boys take a deep dive into the relationship ocean and realize that the key to success is casting a wide net. Bring your bait because it’s time to go fishing.

Different Cuts of Meat Mar 24, 2020

In this episode, the boys sit down with Iso to shoot the poop. Iso is a yoga teacher, a life coach, and an all around dope person. The podcast starts with Nappi discussing peeing on people and the inequality between males and females when it comes to finding a mate. Then, Jay explores the life of intersex people and the boys argue over whether or not they would want to be intersex. In today's meat the boys talk about their biggest regrets, the first time they masterbated, hearing their parents have sex, and insignificance of humanity. Get ready because today's podcast will take you on a wild but incredible auditory journey.
Check out Iso at: https://www.instagram.com/isoonice/

You Play to Win the Game! Mar 17, 2020

In today’s episode, the boys discuss playing and navigating your dating life through the “GAME.” The podcast starts out with a tweet about a male toad having vaginal sexual intercourse with a dead female toad and Nappi laying out the blueprint on how to smoke for free. After that, Jay goes on a rant about people’s obsession with toilet paper and gives his factual opinion about COVID-19. The Meat starts with the boys answering what the “game” is and why there is no choice but to succumb to its rules. Then, the boys give their Do’s and Dont’s on how to play the game. Do you feel like girls don't like you? Are you a super nice guy that never gets laid? Is the only game you’re good at fortnite? This podcast is for you. Let the boys teach you how to play the game correctly.

An Independent Mom on a Mission Mar 10, 2020

In today’s episode, the boys recorded off-location at Podfest 2020 in Orlando, Florida. At Podfest the boys met and sat down with the multidimensional April Sky. April is a wedding photographer, a life coach, a soon to be podcaster, and a single mom. The boys dive into April’s life and discover why she has been an inspiration to hundreds of single mothers. But first, Nappi discusses the ultimate way to shut up your partner during a fight and the journey from “babe to blocked.” Then, Jay talks about unique ways to discipline your children and Nappi details his plan to stop his kids from drinking at a young age. The Meat starts with April explaining her biggest struggles as a single mom and what led to her divorce. The conversation evolves to April revealing the truth behind dating as a single mom and Nappi discusses his experiences being raised by a single mother. April is a great example of a single mother who has been able to balance two successful businesses while still providing her child with love, education, and health. She is an awesome woman and the boys are grateful for the opportunity to interview her. You can find out more information about April on Instagram @momsmadeformore or on her website at www.momsmadeformore.com

The Wild Wild West Mar 03, 2020

In today’s podcast the boys bring in the man, the myth, the legendary first gay on the podcast: Isaiah Martin. Isaiah is a manager at one of the hottest nightclubs in Scottsdale and is a life long friend of the show. He sits down with the boys to discuss the uncensored realities of working in the nightclub industry. In Nappi’s Internet Moments the boys talk about penis enlargement surgery and the possibility of creating a Neapolitan penis (kinda like the ice cream, but better). That discussion inevitably evolves into a conversation about an all male threesome and how to run a train. Jay then talks about different hangover cures from around the world. From Italy to Ancient Greece, hangovers are universal but the cures are diverse. In the Meat, Isaiah educates the boys on a multitude of subjects relating to the nightclub industry such as: the process of recruiting bottle girls, bottle girls and clients relationships, the perks and drawbacks of the industry, fights at the club, groupers, drug dealers, and the perception of shallowness. Do you want to be a bottle girl? Do you feel like all bottle girls are gold digging hoes? Do you wish you could get laid by a bottle girl? Well, Isaiah is here to spill the tea on it all. This is the true life of a Scottsdale nightclub manager.

New York vs. California Feb 24, 2020

Today's episode features the battle of the coasts! Nappi's New York upbringing versus Jay's home state of California. The guys start the show with a quick Nappi's Internet Moments discussing the lack of "I love yous" in porn, and Nappi goes off about escalator etiquette! Jay then deep dives into the rat problem in NYC, which Nappi quickly dismisses as the strength of his city's charm. Things really start getting feisty in the Meat, with the boys tackling the topics of Weather/Landscape, Food, Sports, Music, and Lifestyle to start. They argue about which city is truly the food capital of the world and go in on some of their favorite hometown artists. The guys then face off in a celebrity death-match, which features a game of WAR where they each throw out their top 5 most famous celebrities born in their state. The Meat ends when the boys give their closing arguments. Nappi credits the aura of NYC, while Jay attacks the cities as so-called "child abuse." The lightning round ends with the guys taking a quick trip to Mars and tell us about the time they lost their virginities. We need you to decide! Which is the superior state New York or California? Team Jay or Team Nappi?

Do You Suffer From Anxiety? Feb 18, 2020

On this week's episode of Nappi and Jay the guys discuss the topic of anxiety. Through out the podcast the guys touch on different themes of anxiety from sexual performance, pooping in public, how to face your fears and much more. The show starts with a sexual Nappi's internet moments. They discuss casual sex, sex without orgasms, and somehow end up moaning at each other with some weird sexual role play. This leads into Jay's peculiar mind. Jay tells us about a comedy skit, which talk's about the responsibility of men in the bedroom and how guy's have more pressure to perform than girls. This then leads to talking about some funny WebMD tips on how to get over performance anxiety. The meat then starts with Jay and Nappi opening up about their deepest insecurities and anxiousness. We then discuss some responses we got from the audience describing the difference between getting anxious from a surprise party vs. getting chased by a bear, it's not as different as you think! We then end the show with an awesome lightning round highlighted by Nappi telling a story about the time he got spit on. We are here to cure your anxiety, and remember make me shit!

Welcome to D-Day Feb 11, 2020

D-Day aka Valentine’s Day: A day to make your relationship feel special, for couples to get laid, and singles left to cry. Nappi and Jay are here for all of you on such a polarizing day. Nappi start off the podcast discussing the oppression he has faced for being an off-white olive boy. The boys argue about whether or not sexual intercourse is more intimate than kissing and the application of a particular gonorrhea spread. Then, Jay gives a history lesson on the origins of Valentine’s Day. Let’s just say, it was originally for the boys. The Meat starts with the boys discussing their nonexistent D-Day plans and talk about the correlation between the holiday and breakups. The boys then give their advice on common Valentine’s Day situations: how to calm first date jitters, what to do if you are single on Valentine’s Day, and how to balance your main and side chick on Valentine’s Day. The boys wrap up the Meat with a challenge to the audience. If you're alone, or anxious about your date, or want listen to Nappi and Jay drown in their Valentine's day sorrows we have got a serious show for you!

Does Kim Really Eat McDonald's? Feb 04, 2020

No matter if you watched the Super Bowl for the game, the halftime show, or the commercials, this show has it all for you. The podcast opens with the boys reviewing Demi Lovato’s rendition of the national anthem and the sensational performance of her sign language interpreter. The boys then briefly discuss how the Chiefs broke Jay’s heart and the 49ers championship aspirations. After that, the boys dig into everyone’s favorite part of the Super Bowl: The Commercials. From Kim and Kanye’s McDonald’s order, to baby avocado carriers, and the birth of Baby Nut. The conversation takes an interesting turn when the boys argue about whether Alexa and Google Home are the end of humanity. Nappi is on team robots and Jay is on team human. The boys discuss the eccentric halftime performance and finish the show with their favorite commercials of the night!

Friendship Goals Jan 28, 2020

Friendship Goals: Do you need friends? Don’t worry, Nappi and Jay will be your friends. Today the boys tell you everything you need to know about friendship. But first, Nappi talks about the sexual tension he feels shopping at Trader Joe’s and the possibility that at any moment a TJ’s orgy could pop off. The conversation takes a completely different turn when the guys contemplate the origins of Dippin’ Dots and ask why you can’t buy them at a normal store. Jay talks about a man who for 27 years lived in solitude and only said one word to one person one time. The boys then discuss children who were abandoned at birth and had to grow up in the wild. The Meat starts with the boys answering the question: How do you make friends after college? Jay’s simple answer is "you don’t." This leads to a discussion about the dynamics between same-sex and opposite-sex friendships. Nappi proposes the question of whether you would cheat on your girlfriend if a 10 told you she was down to f***. The Meat wraps up with the boys giving their advice on how to deal with common friendship problems such as what do you do if your friend likes you, how to get over being jealous of your friends’ other relationships, and how to deal with your racist friend. Do you suck at giving your friends advice? Do you ever wonder what guys do when girls aren’t around? Do you feel sexual tension when you are around a specific friend? Nappi and Jay are here to help you out by providing you with their personal knowledge of how to navigate friendships!

How to Get Over Your Toxic Relationship Jan 21, 2020

Nappi starts the podcast with a clip of a hotel guest claiming that Jerry, from Tom & Jerry, is in his room. The boys then discover that girls also have unexpected boners (lol what?). Then, Jay discusses the “Dan Bilzerian” of the animal kingdom and the abuse female otters receive from males. The Meat begins with the boys answering relationship questions from fans regarding reverse psychology, communication, and threesomes. This leads into their 7 step approach to getting and staying out of a toxic relationship, such as understand people lie, cut off communication, and staying distracted just to name a few. Do you feel like your relationship is just a complication of fights? Well, listen up because today is the day you will finally be set free!

The Candyman Jan 14, 2020

Have you ever heard the phrase “I know a guy?” Today’s guest is that guy: The Candyman! But first, Nappi starts the podcast with hard “blunt” hitting questions: Have you ever seen two people fight? How do you put oxygen in an oxygen tank? Why do drinks get hot and food get cold? Jay then discusses how magic mushrooms effect the human consciousness, let's just say it might have something to do with a 6 inch pet gorilla. The Meat is dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the life of a drug dealer. The Candyman discusses robberies, sketchy fiends, and the ups and downs that comes with slanging dope. This is the story of how a kid who started selling weed out of his dorm room to becoming a jack of all trades. In the spirit of anonymity, our guest’s voice has been modified and is referred to as Candyman throughout the podcast. Anything that is talked about in this podcast should not be taken seriously and should be viewed as satire. *Hits blunt* but honestly what is real?

Jesus the Ultimate Marketer Jan 07, 2020

Does God exist? A question asked from the beginning of human consciousness, but still yet to be solved. Today, the boys grapple with the question and take a step closer to finding the truth. But first, Nappi discusses birthday texts from Jesus, the possibility of World War III, and having his next birthday at Panera Bread. Then, Jay sheds light on 3 hipster religions and educates Nappi on the concepts of sodomy, placenta, and abortion. The meat starts with the boys discussing their own beliefs in God and questioning one another’s beliefs. Then, the boys discuss the downward trajectory of American’s strict adherence to organized religions. Jay calls out organized religion for being ignorant and Nappi talks about his theory on how Mary got pregnant. They wrap up the meat discussing the positive effects religion has on people’s lives. This show explores a different side of Nappi & Jay as they discuss a topic that many find taboo or too difficult to question. The question is do you believe in God?

New Years Special: The Lost Episodes Dec 31, 2019

New Years special: The episode opens up with the boys reflecting back to their first ever Intro (Isis) theme song. They then play a clip of taking a random phone call, really showing their noobie stripes. Nappi contemplates if girl's pooping is an actual thing, Jay tries to convince him otherwise. Somehow the conversation turns into Jay getting rag dolled by a girl and Nappi talks about breaking a disembodied girl’s heart. After Nappi tells a story about getting stung by 23 bees, we discover that Jay is actually the world's greatest bee advocate. The guys talk about the origins of Cereal Killers and Nappi comes up with the best solution to stop them: Make Killing Corny! Then, the boys shift gears to share their most confusing "WHAT?" moments from their 2019 episodes. After all the confusion, the show turns up when they play clips of Nappi and Kate (Nappi’s Ex) getting into a heated argument. What would you do if you only had 100 blinks left before you went blind? Because Kate would just stare at Nappi. Then, Nappi talks about how networking is the key to surviving as a small kid in Queens and Jay discusses how the movie Honey I Shrunk the Kids was instrumental to his sexual development. To finish, the boys fire out some of their funniest out of context one-liners, and reflect on 2019, setting very specific "Not SMART" Goals for 2020. If you want to bring in the New Year with new cheer, enjoy an hour long laugh session of the guys most sus moments.

Merry Susmas Dec 24, 2019

Merry Christmas! Today the boys switch it up for a holiday special. Instead of Nappi’s Internet Moments, Jay’s Peculiar Mind, and the Lighting Round, the boys deliver a straight smash-mouth Christmas review. They start by discussing their own Christmas traditions, their feelings on the day, and expose the worst gift givers in their families. Then, the guys reminisce on some of the most popular gifts of the 90’s. Nappi talks about how he used some of those gifts to cause some really questionable mischief. Jay describes his weird obsession with rubber bugs. The show wraps up with some rapid fire Christmas mad libs and some hilarious childhood stories about when they found out Santa was a fraud!

Love and Kate Dec 17, 2019

On today’s show the boys interview an influencer known as Kate.van.horn; Not only is she an influencer, but she happens to be Nappi’s ex! Before they get into it, the gang attempts to figure out what Kate’s “this her” pic, and discuss why cat guys are actually better than dog guys! Jay tells us about some unpopular social media sites he is trying to help get off the ground. Somehow this turns into a conversation about cankles and boob jobs. The meat is a hodgepodge of funny stories and digestible tidbits on Kate’s experience of being an influencer. Interviews are normally tame and informative, but today was a different dynamic. Nappi calls her out for her “awesome and flexible” life, while Kate takes shots at Nappi’s neck, meanwhile Jay tries to manage the fire. Never has a show had so much love and hate.

Passion Fruit Dec 10, 2019

Today’s episode starts with Nappi telling a story of a girl pooping at their boyfriend’s house, which then turns into a heated discussion on sending nudes! Jay’s search for a new career path takes him around the world. Nappi vies for a shot at interim weeping boy! In the Meat, the boys take you on a journey to finding your passion. They review different personality types and give you some pointers on becoming more self-aware. It comes full circle when boys discuss their journey starting the podcast. Get ready, today you get that much closer to finding your passion!

Procrastination at It's Finest Dec 03, 2019

This week the boys discuss the many implications that procrastination can have on our lives, but before they get into all that Nappi really gets emotional about eyebrows and women with green eyes. Jay then brings up the ethical dilemmas that surround post mortem ejaculation. Trust me, you really don't want to miss that. The Meat is filled with insight into why we all seem to dilly-dally our way through life. They discuss the different reasons and delaying tactics that we all seem to employ, but give some hilarious tips on how to snap out of it -- you might need a prescription!

Ride Em' Like a Harley Nov 26, 2019

Today, the boys interview an exotic dancer who goes by the name of "Harley!" Harley is not your stereotypical stripper. She comes from a good home and has a regular day job, but when the sun goes down the top comes off. She tells stories such as how she got into sex work and goes into some real raunchy details behind some of her weirdest clients! Before they get into the meat the group discusses the natural path app, the use or mostly non-use of condoms, and first dates. Jay then discusses his diabolical plan to end world hunger. He delivers a nutritional breakdown of natural human juices. Welcome to the c*m factory!

Hug Everyday Nov 19, 2019

The episode begins with Nappi calling out the “Very Mean Girls” of Twitter, get ready for a serious clap back! Jay will tell you a quote that will make you break up with your partner almost instantly. Although, that will transition you perfectly to the day's Meat. The boys discuss the keys to a successful relationship. They review conventional tips routinely suggested to improve the happiness of your relationship with a little bit of a twist. In the end, they provide you with the one big takeaway for making a relationship work, don't be weird if it gets a little serious.

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