My Best Friend Corinne

Latest Episodes:

It is Your Pleasure to Meet Me Sep 18, 2019

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Corinne explains why she has an unfair disadvantage on WikiFeet, brainstorms ideas for a potential new performance outlet, and performs detective work to confirm her new worst story of being stood up for a date. She also advises on assorted toxic relationships, including how to best handle the "Corinne" of your friend group. If this includes stealing your friend’s highly-coveted audition spot for a TV show, then so be it! Karma’s a bitch, but you should be too.

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Not Wasting My Shrooms on You Sep 10, 2019

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Corinne discovers the art of electrolytes, but let’s not get crazy — she still isn’t recommending hydration. She also determines the kind of Instagram endorsement deal she cannot accept, defiles a natural wonder, and discusses when it’s okay to cancel a relationship. Watch out, Bumble — you’re next.

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There Are Kids in Haiti Who Can’t Get Drunk Sep 03, 2019

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Corinne teaches the art of self-care, which includes keeping potentially tainted breast implants, saying yes to any and all cocktails, and exercising immediately after vomiting in public. We’re all going to die someday anyway — at least she’ll look great doing it! She also advises listeners on both friendship and relationship issues, and as always, walks a fine line on name-dropping like a government witness.

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Nobody Normal Comes to Grandma’s House Aug 27, 2019

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Corinne recalls a time she couldn’t swallow in Vegas, endures a cross-stitching date, and manages not to die via machine malfunction. However, she learns she could’ve easily met that same fate in her old apartment, so same same. She also responds to listener emails and gives advice about careers, friendships, and more — but still asks the eternal question: “eh, what’s in it for me?”

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The Toughest Mudder Aug 19, 2019

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Corinne runs a Tough Mudder on an empty stomach and a handful of mud. She manages to Amelia her own review, and a concert toilet becomes her worst nightmare. She answers listener questions and explains why 15% alcohol might prove too much for a freezer pop.

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I’m 5’7," but I present 5’9" Aug 11, 2019

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Corinne panics as her "elite" Bumble subscription comes to an end, and goes on two dates this week. She gets recognized by a fan on the first and finds out she's about a foot too short on the second. She's gotta run a Tough Mudder this weekend and has done zero preparations for it--not unlike Survivor. She goes thru emails and reads the most insane DMs of the week.

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You’re too dehydrated for an IV Aug 07, 2019

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Corinne has a near brawl with a redneck at a Jason Aldean show and lives to tell the tale. She updates everyone on the insane DMs of the week, and her dating life takes yet another bad turn. Then she travels to Manhattan Beach to drink all their alcohol and winds up too dehydrated to take an IV. Good times!

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OnlyFans Jul 31, 2019

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Corinne goes on a tirade against her gym, reviews a hilarious Instagram DM exchange involving a porn request, finally gets a response from hitting on someone via LinkedIn, and tells the story of how she ended up going to the Emmy's with Oscar from The Office. She also takes listener questions and gives her take on all the new Survivor 40 twists.

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I don’t black out, I time travel Jul 22, 2019

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Corinne reviews her hot neighbor’s surprise birthday, explains the difference between blacking out and time traveling, gives diet tips, and espouses the value of the girl code.

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