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The Thirteenth Year Aug 29, 2022

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Imagine turning thirteen and, along with the rest of the trials and tribulations of growing up, you also have to deal with turning into a fish.

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about The Thirteenth Year, a coming of age story in which young swim team star Cody Griffin discovers that his real mother is a mermaid, and that he's turning into a fishboy with such telltale fish characteristics as flippers, the power to stick to walls(?) and the ability to shoot electricity out of his mouth(??). Will Cody come to terms with his new body? Will he still enter the state swimming championships despite having an obvious, unfair advantage? And what the hell is going on with that song over the end credits? Let's find out!

If you've watched The Thirteenth Year and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday!

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Horse Sense Aug 15, 2022

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What would happen if a spoiled Hollywood phoney had to spend a month working on a ranch in Montana? Probably not this, which is to say, the Disney Channel Original Movie Horse Sense.

In Horse Sense, self-absorbed rich kid Michael is sent to work on his younger cousin Tommy's Montana ranch, to learn about hard work, and real people, and what dicks everyone in Montana is to self-absorbed rich kids named Michael. Will Michael learn that there's more to life than flashy cars and hot movie stars, like Kevin Costner? Will the family ranch be saved from financial ruin? Can Tommy prank his cousin so hard he dies from it? Let's find out!

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You Lucky Dog Aug 01, 2022

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Do you think Knives Out would have been a better movie if Daniel Craig was violently possessed by a dog every six to eight minutes? Then do we have the film for you!

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about You Lucky Dog, a murder mystery/body horror nightmare in which a fraudulent dog psychic moves into a mansion to interpret the wishes of Lucky, a dog whose owner, Mr. Windsor, died leaving him an enormous fortune. But will he be able to save Lucky from the scheming of Windsor's greedy family? Or himself from jail for dog crimes? Let's find out!

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Smart House Jul 18, 2022

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Join your hosts Luke Westaway and Andy Farrant for their brand new podcast Mom Can’t Cook! in which they attempt to salvage something, anything from the fact that they’ve watched every single Disney Channel Original Movie from the late 90s and early 2000s.

This week’s movie is Smart House, in which a young boy wins an intelligent house of the future, which starts off by stealing some of his blood, and then things go downhill from there.

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