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Preview: MISSION REJECTED Mar 01, 2019

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED!
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.
Created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A Porch Room production.

101: Duck and Cover Mar 04, 2019

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral
Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.
Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

102: The Con is On Mar 29, 2019

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

Bonus Scene: Lord Nero Apr 12, 2019

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.
Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.
"Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
A full transcript of this episode is available here.

103: Cattle Call Apr 26, 2019

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written and directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution

104: The Werewolves of Wall Street May 31, 2019

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

105: Totally Screwed Jun 27, 2019

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails
Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper
Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin.
Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry.
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License
Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library
Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution

106: Enter Larry Jul 26, 2019

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang.
"Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.
A full transcript of the episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution

107: Halt and Catch These Hands Aug 30, 2019

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written by
Pete Barry Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
Jill Ivey as Abbie
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.
Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Bonus Scene: Mission Voice Meltdown Sep 04, 2019

It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected
Written by Pete Barry
Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
A full transcript is available here.

108: Park It Like It's Hot Sep 27, 2019

A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
Anne Coleman as Olga
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
Additional recording by Karen Yang
Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Office Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution

109: Cardamom Brandy Oct 18, 2019

A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1
Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
Additional recording by Karen Yang
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Creaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution

110: Granger Things Oct 31, 2019

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!
CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.
Written by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Nani Manion as Edith Sunday
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Myke Scholtes as Zeerox
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Thunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Film Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

111: The Slow and The Steamed Nov 29, 2019

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.
Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl
Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank
and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Additional live mixing by
Karen Yang
A complete transcript of the episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:

Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Weapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Brakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attributio n
Drag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

112: The Quotient of All Fears Dec 27, 2019

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Michael Enio Reali as Sherman
Claire Klieger as Damrow
Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Additional recording by
Karen Yang
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
- mixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove Audio
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Post Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Outboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Toast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

EMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes) Feb 04, 2020

Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.
Written by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry
Featuring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.
Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.
A full transcript of this episode is available here.

201: Hazy and Distant Danger Mar 06, 2020

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan
Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
Lia Barry as Austin
Billy Lampie as Robbie
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Private
John Tuton as Captain Kirk
Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Recording engineered by
Karen Yang
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Plane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Aircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Broken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

202: Borderline Personalities Mar 27, 2020

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex
and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe
Karen Yang as Chinese Agent
Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads
Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com
Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Recording engineered by
Karen Yang
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Posh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

203: Swinefeld Apr 24, 2020

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator
John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt
and Raymond Morse as Ruk
Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Sound engineering by
Karen Yang
Produced and Created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under license
Deep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Panicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Open Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Man Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Auctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Livestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Chain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Additional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

204: A Hard Day's Knight May 29, 2020

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Antony Ur as Gork
Thea Ling as the Barkeep
Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw
Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant
Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett
and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.
Additional editing by John Dowgin.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under license
Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Horse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Laughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Horse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Anvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution

205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero Jun 26, 2020

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written by
J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger
Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Additional editing by
John Dowgin
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Volcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava, by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Motor, by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

206: Blunderball Jul 31, 2020

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Backing Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

207: The Spy Who Forgot Me Aug 28, 2020

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.
Written by
John Dowgin & Pete Barry
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie
and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Music, sound effects and mixing by
Pete Barry
Edited by
Pete Barry and John Dowgin
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sawblade, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

208: Three Days of the Condo Sep 25, 2020

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Marlene
and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman
Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
"Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Typewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e____, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

209: American Spydol Oct 30, 2020

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.
Written & Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer
and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by
Pete Barry
Produced and Created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under license
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Boooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Trap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

210: Diamonds Are For Errors Nov 20, 2020

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written by
John Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter
and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral
Korean translations and voices by
Edward Bong
Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Skink by sihil, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Catch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Hockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

211: Moonfaker Dec 11, 2020

A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr
Raymond Morse as Phillip
and Pete Barry as The Toilet
David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/
Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/
Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/
Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis.

Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ship Door Open by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ship Door Close by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bird Screech by magicthighs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Soviet Washing Machine by Zabuhalio, used under Creative Commons Attribution

212: A Vow To A Kill Dec 28, 2020

Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale)
Written by
John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis
Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
& John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
Shannon and Eric Perry can be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at https:///www.oz-9.com
Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at https://www.sarahwerner.com/
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

EMF Declassified 2: Agents Exposed (Behind the Scenes) Feb 26, 2021

The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three!
Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Hosted by
Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk
Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion.
Featuring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Music by Pete Barry
Additional music and sound effects:

Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Oz-9: Rejected (Part 1) Mar 26, 2021

A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.
This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!
Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks
Starring (In alphabetical order)
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Jill Ivey as Siri
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Mission: Rejected created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Oz-9 created and produced by
Shannon Perry
Script Editor
J. Michael DeAngelis
Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry
Mixed and edited by Pete Barry
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Space Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

301: Blue Storm Rising Apr 30, 2021

The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet
Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.
Music, sound mixing, and editing by
Pete Barry
"Oceanology Unbound"
Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Join our Discord server!
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bear by mrbubble10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sea Lions by tec_studio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Motor 2 by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sea Lion by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rocket Launch by Julien Nicholas, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Erupts by Hendrik, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Incoming! by Zagge28, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution

302: On Mister Muldrake's Obvious Service May 28, 2021

The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring:
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring:
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Housekeeping
and Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest Starring:
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior
A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.
Music, sound mixing, and editing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Join our Discord server!
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution

303: Carry On Old Hayward's Son Jun 25, 2021

Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother
and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker
Addison DeAngelis as Millie
Lia Barry as Amy
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson
Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator
Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Soda Can by ABStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Compactor by Ruski62, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dragging Boxes by Freeman2135G, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Phone Vibrates, unknown author, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pillow Fight! by FunWithSound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
AK-47 by acidsnowflake, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kids Fighting by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution

304: The Legend of Zelda Jul 30, 2021

Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Harley
and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Bud
Shannon Perry as Atlas
J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
John Dowgin as Link Lynell
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"
Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.

Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch! by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Western Bar Fight by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Empty Bar by emilijoan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

305: No Time Two Dice Aug 27, 2021

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Shotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution

306: The Hunt for Taupe November Sep 24, 2021

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.
Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as the Toliet
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Thunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Blowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution

307: Casino Royale with Cheese Oct 29, 2021

The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler
and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee
Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo
Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer
John Dowgin as Vinny
Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter
Marnie Warner as Casino Patron
J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Casino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
Rats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

308: Total Eclipse of the BART Nov 26, 2021

McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent
and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Julia Morizawa as The Therapist
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)
Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Acoustic Smash by Mystovski, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Train Whistle by alukahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Subway Passing by wdmatheson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by Saturday Sound Guy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Subway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Interlude: The Offer Dec 17, 2021

While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

309: Six Characters in Search of a Murderer Dec 31, 2021

The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Leslie Gideon as Kate Delgado
A.R. Oliveri as Zack Brannigan
Tim Sniffen as Ethan Burns
Ruben Ortiz as Diego Ortez
Jordan Cobb as Harper Guillaume
Samantha Gordon as Tiffany Moran
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license
Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details
Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution

310: The Man from F.E.L.I.N.E. Jan 28, 2022

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.
Written by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Pete Barry as Jeeves
Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution

311: Yours Truly, Skip Granger Feb 25, 2022

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith
Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer
and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains
Pete Barry as Desk Sargent
John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Whip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

312: Coldfinger Mar 25, 2022

The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.
Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Natty Leach as Valerian
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Taser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ice Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Reel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

EMF Declassified: Interrogations May 27, 2022

The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!
Interviewing each other are:
Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya
Bob Killion & John Dowgin
Ashley Banks & Kirk White
Jill Ivey & Pete Barry
Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin
and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki
Featuring
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Music by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Stump Pete Barry (Live!) Jul 29, 2022

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!
A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate
Featuring:
Pete Barry
J. Michael DeAngelis
John Dowgin
Bob Killion
Chris Klaniecki
Paige Klaniecki
Nazli Sarpkaya
with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice
Conceived by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
Produced and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Broadcast Directed by
Natty Leach
Music by
Pete Barry
Mission: Rejected was created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Sound effect attribution:

Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/

401: The Borscht Identity Sep 30, 2022

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman
Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
Music by
Pete Barry
Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin
Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.

402: Kangaroo Jacked Oct 28, 2022

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

Bowden Montcrief's The Raven Oct 31, 2022

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."
Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Bob Killion as The Admiral
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
"The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe
Written and Produced by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Music by Pete Barry
Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:

Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
2-Pop by kwahmah_02
Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
Caw by egomassive

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

403: Ghost Pepper Protocol Nov 25, 2022

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

404: Nuns of Anarchy Dec 30, 2022

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Lia Barry as Harmony
and Margaret Pivetz as Emma
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

405: NFTs at the Gates Jan 27, 2023

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.
Written by
John Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz
and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest Starring
John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker
Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore
J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid
Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo
Music by Pete Barry
Editing and mixing by John Dowgin
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

406: Skipteen Candles Feb 24, 2023

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath
and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath
Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath
J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath
Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee
Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray
Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone
with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Mr. Millionaire's voice designed by J. Michael DeAngelis
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
For a full list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

407: Tinder Grindr Soldier Spy Mar 31, 2023

To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.
Written by
Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Fiona
and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Dustin Karrat as Stefan
Jackie Sherman as Simone
JoEllen Notte as Lacey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford
JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com
Music by Pete Barry
Editing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

408: Zero Dork Thirty Apr 28, 2023

The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Directed by
John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy
and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral
Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
John Dowgin as Helmut
Pete Barry as the Coast Guard
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

409: Eight Heads in a Birkin Bag May 26, 2023

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.
Written by
Pete Barry and Jill Ivey
Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Pete Barry as Grigory
Dave Serfass as Fyodor
Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

410: Crawdaddy Jun 30, 2023

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as Club Manager
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Jay Malarcher as Augustus Bailey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Warner as Pat
Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

411: The Wrath of Cannes Jul 28, 2023

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmont
and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Dave Serfass as Pierre
John Dowgin as Marcus Carols
J. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin Ford
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music by Pete Barry
Sound Editing and Mixing by John Dowgin
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
For a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.

412: Granger's on a Train Aug 25, 2023

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voice
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
Dustin Karrat as Stefan
Dave Serfass as Robot Driver
Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.

EMF Deslassified: The Conspirators Sep 29, 2023

The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.
The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.
Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)
Starring
Katerina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”
Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Music by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Members of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Introducing: Ooops! All Bards Oct 27, 2023

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected.
Created and Directed by
Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey
Starring
Ashley Banks as Bel
Anne Coleman as Clarisse
Ross Currie as Andrik
Bob Killion as Chelonian
Chris Klaniecki as Ruckus
with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttons
and Jill Ivey as your Host and Game Master
Produced, Edited and Sound Design by
Nate Runkle
Executive Producers
The Porch Room
Oops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards
If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you’ll also love Quest Friends!
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Introducing: What Did We Just Watch? Nov 24, 2023

The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.
On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you.
Created & Hosted by Mark Nessel
Featuring: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin
Mission: Rejected theme song by Pete Barry
What Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark Nessel
Subscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

The Night Before Skipmas (Or, A Visit from The Admiral) Dec 22, 2023

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.
Written & Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore
Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelis
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, visit our website.

Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Long Pancake Jan 26, 2024

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this minisode is available here.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.

Gloria Kovak, P.I.: China Clown Feb 16, 2024

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.
Written by John Dowgin
Directed by Pete Barry
Starring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Bob Killion as Jake Mittens
J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro
Pete Barry as Mad Monty
and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler
A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
See our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.

Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Big Float Mar 01, 2024

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein
Pete Barry as Nate Gundry
Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph
and Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
Please visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.

501: The World is Way Too Much - Part One Mar 15, 2024

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.
Written & Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant
Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
Eric Perry as Whitmire
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part Two Mar 29, 2024

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.
Written & Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Eric Perry as Whitmire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

503: Naked and Dismayed Apr 26, 2024

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.
Written by
John Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo
Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman
Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy
Crystal Storm as Chelsea
Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Kyle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
Music by Pete Barry
Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin
The script of this episode is available here.
Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage

504: Murder, She Plagiarized May 31, 2024

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.
Written & Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man Murphy
Guest Starring
Marnie Warner as The Speaker of the House
John Dowgin as Congressman Flowers
Sarah Golding as Tess Thatcher
Ed Faver as Sheriff Art Antonelli
Mia Scarpa as Deputy Grace Goodwin
Allison Cossitt as Tammy Townie
Sam Pasco as Tommy Townie
J. Michael DeAngelis as Doc Fisherman
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted Desoto
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.

505: Nooses Off Jun 28, 2024

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.
Written by
J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Prime Minister Niina
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and Gary
Guest Starring
John Dowgin as President Henson
James Garde as Vice President Powers
Rebecca Serfass as Stage Manager Stella
Julia Duffy as Cressida
Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Benn Iffring as Head Usher
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
Tim Sherburn as Leonardo Bloom
Dave Serfass as Ol' Sweepy
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
Shannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Original Music by
Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith Jul 26, 2024

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice
and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver
Guest Starring
John Dowgin as President Henson
Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Erica Werner as Mother Innocent
Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah
Alexis Sottile as Maria
with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.
For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.

507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires Aug 30, 2024

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.
Written by
John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis
Directed by
Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographer
and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy
Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai
Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda
Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain
John Dowgin as Athlete 2
Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse
and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Music and lyrics by
Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

508: Live and Let Dice Sep 27, 2024

Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Cuthberta
and Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Dave Serfass as Innkeeper
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

509: GoldenEar Oct 25, 2024

A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.
Written and Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computer
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral
Guest Starring
James Garde as Oz Powers
Marnie Warner as Fran Nelson
John Dowgin as Douglas Henson
Anne Coleman as Anna Nivin
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
Rhys Lawton as Case
Delilah Tahiri as Shadow
Donna Barry as The Old Section Chief
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.

510: Plight at the Museum Nov 29, 2024

An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.
Written by
John Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Midge and Stella
and Bob Killion as Carlton the Attendant
Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as White House Tour Guide
Rebecca Serfass as Tourist 1
Dave Serfass as Tourist 2
Remy Stevens as Dancer
Roberta Steve as Edna
Pete Barry as Kyle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
Tage Das as Museum Goon
John Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. Middleditch
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.

511: The Living Sleighlights Dec 24, 2024

Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.
CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Emily DeAngelis as Young Zelda
Pete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’Brien
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
John Dowgin as Dr Biff Studebaker
Kristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia Wiles
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
with Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

512: Don't Tell Mom The Illuminati's Dad Jan 31, 2025

New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.
Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Midge
and Bob Killion as The Admiral
Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor
Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music by Pete Barry
Sound mixing and editing by
John Dowgin
Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

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