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MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin — Comedy
MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

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"The GROWN WOMAN Expert" with Shalewa Sharpe Mar 09, 2018

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What does is it mean to be a grown woman? Is it being responsible? Knowing how to handle yours? Picking the right sex partner? Well on this episode we have Shalewa Sharpe on the show to tell us about being a Grown-Ass-Woman. When she's not making Black Panther's Chadwick Boseman laugh she's out here adulting her ass off.

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"The Unemployed Expert" with Anna Roisman Mar 02, 2018

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Oooooh listeners, this episode is low key a #tbt. We recorded this is January so all our banter up top is dated. Anyways its still hilarious so don't judge us. Do you know what a venture capitalist is? Have you ever had a severance package? Anna Roisman is the Queen of being "unemployed". Find out how to turn your jobless lemons into lemonade.

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"The No Dick Expert" with Yamaneika Saunders Feb 23, 2018

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Have you ever spent an entire year without dick? Yamaneika Saunders takes us through her year of empowerment sans dusty dudes. We review the show "90 Day Fiance'" and explains the definition of a "marginal bitch". Is Sydnee really a lesbian? Should we all just be celibate? Pat your cervix and listen to this hilarious informative episode.

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Bye Bye Marie Feb 16, 2018

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Marie's in LA but the podcast still thrives. The ladies catch up on various topics. From the girls using Thinx panties all the way to Marie banging Tha Game in Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles. Spilling Russell Simmons Phat Farm tea, would you ever hook up with his yoga retreat ass? Who doesn't have herpes in Hollywood? Sydnee lists the Hoe Rules for the year. Grab a pen and paper to take all the messy notes.

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"The PORN Expert" with Mila Myles Feb 09, 2018

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Soooooo, we have a little technical difficulties Our usual intros didn't make the cut, However, our amazing guest Mila Myles discusses all things Porn. We talk about her favorite porn stars, first time watching it on VHS, and being horny for the first time. Grab a towel because things get very moist.

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"The Flirting Expert" with Mary Beth Barone Feb 02, 2018

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Have you ever flirted with a rich celebrity, while wearing a white tube top at the club? We talk flirting you way to an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, AND a Tony award winner, dating short dudes, and sliding into random people's DM's. Marie talks about double dating on Bumble and never paying for any of her dates.

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"The Bra Expert" with Chrissie Mayr Jan 26, 2018

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Lets talk about BOOBS! Sydnee sets the SCENE for getting banned from Dominos. Marie doesnt know anything about Spanx because she has abs. We discuss taking Aderol, fake nipples, expensive lingerie and Victoria Secret employees lying about our measurements to sell bras. Chrissie Mayr is our BRA EXPERT and is a 34DD. Grab your Demi cup, bralette, strapless, t-shirt bra and subscribe NOW.

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"Telling The Truth Expert" with Chloe Hillard Jan 19, 2018

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We finally have a wig intervention for Sydnee! Comedian Chloe Hillard keeps it ALL THE WAY REAL. We discuss who was a bully as a kid: Chloe. Marie or Sydnee?? How can some men be so basic, beige AND bold? West Indians being the best motivational speakers and dating a man you don't like so you could have somewhere to sleep. Marie's been fired from every job she's ever had and Sydnee finally learns what an entrepreneur is. Pat your weave & pull up a chair!

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"The Hollywood Expert" with Matt Rogers Jan 12, 2018

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What would it sound like if we talked about every single thing that popped into our heads for an hour? Las Culturistas' Matt Rogers is here and we cover everything from how we lost our virginity to the first season of American Idol. We ask hard-hitting questions like: DOES Lady Gaga have gas? WTF is fibromyalgia? Which Real Housewives city is the best?? Take your ADHD medication and listen RIGHT NOW.

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A New Year With S&M Jan 05, 2018

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We're talking about cocky ugly men, old moms and butt sex. Marie is busy, blessed and finally joins Bumble. Sydnee finds out her girlfriend is cheating on her but you'll be shocked to find out with who. Roll up your saggy boobs & pull up a chair!

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