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MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin — Comedy
MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

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"The Angry Expert" with Rosebud Baker Sep 21, 2018

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It's Marie's birthday! So what do you do when it's your birthday and you're recording a podcast? You get yourself a gift. And what is the best gift? Rosebud Baker (Two Less Lonely Girls podcast) as your guest!

Rosebud is the Angry Expert so she knows everything about...well, being angry! She joins Sydnee and Marie to discuss growing up with a mean Southern father, the people who were shitty in high school, horrible open-mic nights with guys who stepped over the line, and so much more.

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"The Hitmaking Expert" with Sam Taggart Sep 14, 2018

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Sam Taggart (Club Comic) is the Hitmaking Expert! His pulse-pounding hits have redefined how we discuss gyms, randos, and sports in club music and now he joins Sydnee and Marie to impart his wisdom. Beyond the music, they talk about cutting psychos out of your life, naming names on podcasts, spicing up your relationship, how their personalities will change once theyre rich, and more.

Plus, Marie & Sam cant tell if Sydnee is single?

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"The Hosting Expert" with Peter Smith Sep 07, 2018

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Peter Smith (The Bongo Hour) is the Hosting Expert! And they are dropping the supreme wisdom that will transform you into the perfect host at your next party. All your questions will be answered: Is it okay to fall asleep in the hosts bed? Is it okay to put edible glitter on everything? Is it a good idea to leave a tub of liquor-soaked fried chicken in your apartment for two days AFTER the party is over?

Plus, Sydnee needs a new birth certificate and Marie is in a relationship with Kale!

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Some Of My Closest Friends Are Poor Aug 31, 2018

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If you have a charger, a piece of gum, a hair tie, a tampon, a tv subscription password, and a ride home for Sydnee & Marie, they will be your friends forever!

Your Unofficial Experts return after a brief hiatus to discuss social media fasting, the lies of Sex and the City, NYC being a literal death trap, and how NOT to act when youre flat ass broke. Plus, Sydnee thinks Insecure isnt moving fast enough and Marie struggles to remember people she runs into on the street.

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"The Daddy Issues Expert" with Amber Rollo Jul 13, 2018

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Marie almost gets murdered and Syd learns that bus drivers don't give a damn about her anemic ass. What are Daddy issues? do they turn you into a stripper? or a happily engaged woman? Do they make you date older men...and then cheat on his scary ass? Amber Rollo is our Daddy Issues Expert this week but is she REALLY the expert? You tell us hennyyy. Call you dad on speaker and listen RIGHT. NOW.

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Sugar Daddy's & White Ladies Jul 06, 2018

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Sydnee's pimp hand is reeeeal strong this week when she tries to convince Marie to join SugarDaddy.com. We've got new segments, sis! As usual, we're asking the hard-hitting questions like: Where are all the single Asian dudes in NY? Is there a right way to do drugs with strangers in the park?? What are the Hwhites up to?? More importantly, who is coming to our live show at Ludlow House on August 15th at 8pm? Grab your Lisa Frank gear and listen to this messiness Right. Now.

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"The Travel Expert" with Bowen Yang Jun 29, 2018

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What country in the world has the best food? What airline has the hottest flight attendants? whats the cheapest day to book a plane ticket?? We literally have no idea but we DID learn how someone can accidentally do Crystal Meth...on a first date. Bowen Yang from our favorite podcast: Las Culturistas, is our TRAVEL expert and he sharing hes favorite places in the world to visit and his Grindr horror stories. Also, bonus I Dont Think So Honeys, for that ass. Grab that glass pipe & listen right now.

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"The EVENTS Expert" with David Goldberg Jun 22, 2018

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Marie has more mouse house drama and Syd is The Worlds Greatest friend. Maybe. Have you ever been in a sex dungeon? Do you eat food off of naked strangers bodies? Do people invite you to events for free and feed you, sis?? David Goldberg is our Events Expert and hes spilling the tea on the best, worst and weirdest things to do in NYC. Grab a ros and listen & learn boo.

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Oh, That Dick Don't Count Jun 15, 2018

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Sydnee meets her favs and fangirls OUT... Marie is not amused, but she was high AF. Lets talk about sex, which dicks in your past, don't count? were you in Vegas? doesn't count. Where you at a destination wedding? doesn't count. He didn't have abs?? sis, That. Doesn't. Count. Where are our DJ listeners at? We NEED a theme song. Someone send this episode to Calvin Harris or DJ Khalid's terrible ass. Oh...and the Patreon is POPPING today too.

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"Code Switching Expert" with Larry Owens Jun 01, 2018

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Do you talk to your friends one way and then switch it up at work? Do you change your entire tone when talking to your parents?? Are you a big, black man but you know how to pacify a small, sensitive Hwhite, Hwoman??? Larry Owens can! He is our Code Switching expert this week and can walk it like he talks it, honey. Marie has a drug stealing Mouse and Sydnee is managing her anger, better? Sis, Pour a generous glass of Sauv Blanc and listen now.

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