Mall Brats

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S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades Sep 27, 2025

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The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is.

[Content Warning: Pant Disguises, Daniel Day Lewis Plagiarism, Post Credits Scenes]

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Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark Sep 08, 2025

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The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it.

[Content Warning: Papooses, Triple Dates, Fifth Wheels]

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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover Aug 22, 2025

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The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.
[Content Warning: Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat...Man, Bat Man?]

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Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade Jul 28, 2025

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Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the most elaborate and chaotic way possible.

[Content Warning: Sour Cream, Hauntings, Beefy Randy]

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Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade Jul 03, 2025

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The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music.

[Content Warning: Improvised Funerals, Dashboard Confessionals, Tunnels]

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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE! May 28, 2025

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This summer (June 1st to 30th) we're making all of our video episodes available to ALL of our listeners!

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Video ep can be found here: https://youtu.be/rMM60bPE6ng

[Content Warning: Marketing, Airhorns, Fights]

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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback May 11, 2025

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The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1.

[Content Warning: Cougars, King Charles, and Pedro Pascal's Thick Digits]

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Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You Apr 25, 2025

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The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions.

[Content Warning: Failures, Fires, Liberal Use of New Jersey Accents]

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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar Apr 10, 2025

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The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar.

[Content Warning: Dumpster Fires, Kid Fights, Allison]

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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark Mar 21, 2025

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It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs.

[Content Warning: Mortgage Brokers, Sweater Vests, Sensitive French Boys]

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Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:

Shawn O'Hara

Paul Oppers

Jessica Tai

Abdul Aziz

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