Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

S4E8 - Teamwork Makes The Dream Work Jan 28, 2025

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season!

Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad.

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S4E7 - Prolapsed Rectory Dec 30, 2024

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose.

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S4E6 - Catching Flies Oct 22, 2024

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded...

... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at.

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S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby) Aug 30, 2024

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap...

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S4E4 - Lone Wolf Jul 12, 2024

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf.

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S4E3 - Mr. Baby May 31, 2024

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place...

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S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz Apr 05, 2024

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Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.

That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!

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S4E1 - Guitar Ghost Feb 07, 2024

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Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!

Are you ready to RAWWWWK?

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S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue) Jan 22, 2024

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Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!

Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.

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Letters! Welcome to 2024! Jan 13, 2024

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024!

Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books.

If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com

There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next!

And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link.

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Live! From the London Podcast Festival 2023 Sep 15, 2023

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents!

Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes.

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Magenta & Bernard play D&D in... Dumbgeons & Dragons! Mar 05, 2023

M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network.

Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then!

Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure)

Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community.

Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order.

Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine.

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Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magenta

Facing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta

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CAST & CREW

DM: Russ More

Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, Bernard

Dialogue Editing: Carla Maxted

Sound Design: Russ More

Music & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM Library

Cover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations

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Letters! and Magenta Presents: Ghosted Feb 21, 2023

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Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event...

We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED.

Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too.

Head on over to the MAGENTA PRESENTS feed on your chosen podcast player to listen to the rest of the story!

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Magenta's Halloween Special 2022! Nov 06, 2022

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Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric!

Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th.

Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon.

But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed!

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S3 E16 - The Conclusion! Sep 21, 2022

The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now!

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Announcement: The Fable & Folly Survey Sep 07, 2022

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Greetings fans of audio fiction podcasts! Our friends at Fable & Folly would like to ask all listeners to fill out this short listener survey. It's 25 questions, takes 5 minutes or so, and it really helps both them and us.

As a thank you, you'll get access to a wonderful swag-bag of free digital content from your favourite Fable & Folly shows, including Mockery Manor, Midnight Burger, Civilized, Unwell, Alba Salix... and us!

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S3 E15 - Frank Zappa Mantis Shrimp Aug 25, 2022

Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment!

But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.com

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S3 E14 - Porcelain Udder Aug 05, 2022

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard!

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S3 E13 - The Return Of Tragic Fans Jul 28, 2022

Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters!

That's it, really.

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S3 E12 - The Curious Incident Of... Jul 02, 2022

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard!

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S3 E11 - Catching Up On Letters Jun 20, 2022

Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans!

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S3 E10 - Continuing The Story! Jun 10, 2022

Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story.

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S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart Apr 13, 2022

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart.

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S3 E8 - Birthdays Mar 16, 2022

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Birthdays.

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S3 E7 - Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems Mar 02, 2022

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems.

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S3 E6 - Valentine's Day Twitch Stream Feb 16, 2022

Something a bit different this time! Magenta and Bernard, did their first ever Twitch stream, and this is the audio from that very stream!

They had people chatting away to them in the comments, asking questions, suggesting voices to read letters in and things to play on a theremin, and you got to see their faces! A revelation or a disappointment, depending on what you had in your head!

If you prefer, you can go and watch that live stream our Twitch profile - go to twitch.tv/longcatmedia, and you can see this episode in its full technicolour glory.

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S3 E5 - Pets Feb 02, 2022

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Pets.

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S3 E4 - Sound Jan 19, 2022

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sound.

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S3 E3 - Sleep and Ghosts Jan 05, 2022

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sleep, and Ghost Stories.

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S3 E2 - Science Dec 22, 2021

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Science.

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S3 E1 - Xmas Presents for Partners Dec 07, 2021

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Xmas Presents for Partners.

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Magenta and Bernard - Emergency Broadcast Aug 16, 2021

Quick - they don't have long! A few words from Magenta and Bernard... Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 33 - The Final Countdown do do dooo dooo, do do do do dooo Feb 25, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 32 - Um Bumba Way Feb 22, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 31 - Dun Dun Dunnnnn Feb 18, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 30 - I'm Loving Angels Instead Feb 15, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 29 - Crikey O'Riley Feb 11, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 28 - Well I Never / Blinkin Nora Feb 08, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 27 - That's Right, Elspeth! / Crikey Feb 04, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 26 - I'll Never Ever Let You Go Feb 01, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 25 - Sugar For My Honey Jan 28, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 24 - Magenta Jan 25, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 23 - Cakey Cake / Sweets For My Sweet Jan 21, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 22 - Casa Luna / Pastry Innit Jan 18, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 21 - Wha!? Jan 14, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 20 - Stubborn Stains / Stone Cold Mutha Jan 11, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 19 - A Gay Old Time / Psyche Jan 07, 2021

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 18 - Goon With The Wind / I Feel It In My Fingers Dec 31, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 2 Dec 28, 2020

A glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 17 - Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies Dec 24, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 1 Dec 21, 2020

Since 2020 is a total write-off, and Christmas has been largely cancelled, Magenta dips into the astrological to offer a glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 16 - Cheek To Cheek / Sorry Dec 17, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans! #2 Dec 14, 2020

The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 15 - England Ho! / Detective Done-Little Dec 10, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans! Dec 07, 2020

The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 14 - Mum's The Word Dec 03, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 13 - Muhhhhduhhhh Nov 30, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 12 - Tea For Two Nov 26, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #11 Nov 23, 2020

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 11 - What's New Pussycat? Woah-Ohhh-Oh, Oh, Oh! Nov 19, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #10 Nov 16, 2020

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 10 - The Hippy Hippy Shake Nov 12, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #9 Nov 09, 2020

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 9 - Secrets & Pies / Muhduh Nov 05, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 8 - Dooby Dolittle Oct 29, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #8 Oct 26, 2020

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 7 - Come Dancing With Me Oct 22, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #7 Oct 19, 2020

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 6 - If Paradise Is Half As Nice / Lady In Red Oct 15, 2020

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #6 Oct 12, 2020

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 5 - Can Anybody Find Meeeee Somebody To Love Oct 08, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #5 Oct 05, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 4 - Red Red Wine Oct 01, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #4 Sep 28, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 3 - Somethin' Fishy Goin' On Sep 24, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #3 Sep 21, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 2 - Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do? Sep 17, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #2 Sep 14, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 1 - Who Let The Dogs Out? Sep 10, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #1 Sep 07, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Welcome to Season 2! Magenta and Bernard have a new format. Each episode, they will alternate between readings from Magenta's second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer, and helping their listeners with magickal solutions to their problems. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast

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A Message from the Future! Jun 30, 2020

A quick announcement from Magenta & Bernard!

Short version - if you get bored at any point in this podcast, skip ahead to Season 4. But if you're enjoying it, then just keep listening!

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Book 1, Chapter 28 Jun 12, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 28th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 27 Jun 10, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 27th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 26 Jun 08, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 26th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 25 Jun 06, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 25th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 24 Jun 04, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 24th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 23 Jun 01, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 23rd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 22 May 26, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 22nd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 21 May 22, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 21st chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 20 May 20, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twentieth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 19 May 18, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the nineteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 18 May 15, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 17 May 13, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 16 May 11, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 15 May 08, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 14 May 06, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 13 May 04, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the thirteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 12 May 01, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twelfth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 11 Apr 29, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 10 Apr 27, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 9 Apr 22, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the ninth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 8 Apr 20, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 7 Apr 18, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventh chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 6 Apr 16, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 5 Apr 14, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 4 Apr 12, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 3 Apr 10, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the third chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 2 Apr 09, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the second chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 1 Apr 08, 2020

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she introduces herself, and reads the first chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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