Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands

THE SOURCERERS HAVE SPOKEN Mar 30, 2023

Lizzy reveals the outcome of what may have been your final act of Sourcery! Is this the SEASON FINALE or FINAL SHOW?? Listen, and then, for the first time in LCIYH history....don't vote.

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END IT / AMEND IT with The Sourcerers Mar 16, 2023

You've reached the apex, the pinnacle the season finale, The Grand Hand. It’s been in your hands all along, and that’s where it shall remain!! Listen, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast what could be your final vote!

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MAGIC MUSHROOMS / MAGIC ACT with Kevin Avery & Jenny Yang Mar 02, 2023

There's magic in the air, in the earth, and possibly onstage at Funny Nutz. But which kind of magic will you choose? Lizzy consults magician Elizabeth Messick and mushroom aficianado Nico, and then truly alters your consciousness with her fantastic guests. Listen, then head to her Ig stories and vote!!

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DESERT HOLIDAY / MFA with Bryce Lease & Martin Schnabl Feb 16, 2023

Lizzy's guests have traveled from 5,437 miles away to quench you with stunning insights. But which path will you choose--the one that fills a mere five days, or the one that spans two whole years? Should Lizzy set down the v-strings and get cracking on that essay, or head out into the desert and zone out to Roy Orbison? Plus, Lizzy consults extraordinary experts, like creative director Anthony Agriam, and award-winning writer Shawna Kenney. It's time to listen, and decide. Head to her Ingstagram stories and vote now, because this podcast doesn't have rolling admission.

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FRAMED SHIP / DEALERSHIP with Tom Scharpling & Jon Daly Feb 02, 2023

Lizzy's hydroplaning through the sales lot of life and she needs you to take the wheel--as well as a painting, in exchange for a mansion. She consults expert swap hound Nick Flanagan and an actual car salesman named Adrian. Then she has the incredible fortune of consulting her mind-blowingly funny guests who impart you with endless wisdom. Listen, then go to her Instagram stories and cast your vote in this huge election!

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FIX MY WALL / HAIL MARY MALL with Tig Notaro & Stephanie Allynne Jan 19, 2023

The holidays have long since dwindled along with those VS seasonal hours, and Lizzy stands before you in an apartment with a Command Strip-scarred wall. But which will truly save the day--bartering with a handyperson, or one last Hail Mary to reassert her Bombshell status? Lizzy consults Grayson--a handyperson--and a former retail manager named Rachel. And then, of course, she seeks advice from her amazingly talented guests! Listen then go to her Ig stories and exercise your right to vote.

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RED HAIR / REN FAIRE with Bridger Winegar & Jimmy Smagula Jan 05, 2023

How should Lizzy start out the year--with a potentially abrasive new look or by celebrating the creative freedom / turkey grease of the Renaissance? She consults real life Ren Faire actor Kramer Kwalick and hair colorist Megan Klammer, then of course seeks advice from her wildly talented guests. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and cast your vote, which truly matters, but let's face it--either way, there will be a bustier.

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I’LL SEE YOU IN THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT! Dec 22, 2022

Mall Bitch? Voice Witch?? Find out which in 2023! And happy holidays to all the Sourcerers, Bombshells, and lest we forget…Teases.

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MALL BITCH / VOICE WITCH with John Early & Gordon Landenberger Dec 08, 2022

It will take more than a mall directory map to point Lizzy in the right direction. That's why she consults consummate experts, like former mall Guest Services employee Angelie and established voiceover actor Andy Field. Then she consults her magnificent guests who ooze with gobsmacking insights. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and vote!

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VICTORIA'S SECRET / SECRET PET with Ben Roy & Andrew Orvedahl Nov 24, 2022

Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance! She consults a former employee of a lingerie empire (Ronnie Gallegos) and an actual, flesh and blood landlord (Chris Starleaf). She then seeks wisdom from her mind-blowingly hilarious guests, who drop potent Bombshells™ of truth. So strap on your corset, wake up your snake, and head to Lizzy's Instagram to vote!

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SANTA FE / HIDEAWAY with Kate Micucci & Davey Johnson Nov 10, 2022

Four cats, two homes, and a baked potato sundae appear before you. Do you think Lizzy should leave Los Angeles, or stay and finish the job? Lizzy consults a Santa Fe fine jewelry aficionado, Executive Coach Anoush Gagua, and then, of course, her wonderful guests.

She soaks in their wisdom and possibly some toxoplasmosis. Go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast your vote!

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BADER / VADER / BRAIDER with Mike O’Brien & Jessy Morner-Ritt Oct 27, 2022

Which will hold up in a court of law—Bader, Vader, or Daenerys Targaryen’s Infinity Fishtail Braid?? Lizzy consults an attorney and a stylist, then mulls it over for you with her outstanding, hilarious guests. Listen, then summon your inner juror and go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote!

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FIRST ONE / PLUS ONE with Brett Davis & Morgan Miller Oct 20, 2022

Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "FUN spooky" is your blood pressure? For the love of God, let her fantastic guests guide you toward an answer. Also...experts are back! Maggie, Pascha, and Tracy shed endless wisdom. Listen with plenty of lumbar support, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote!

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WEDDING CRASH / CRASH PAD with Max & Nicky Weinbach Oct 13, 2022

Wedding magic is in the air and so is the scent of a subletter. With the effects of the a booster shot closing in, your prompt attention is needed. Listen in cocktail attire, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Then and only then can you celebrate by getting blackout drunk and waking up in a furnished apartment.

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30/31 with Andrew Orvedahl & Johnny Pemberton Oct 06, 2022

Should Lizzy awaken a dead website or awaken the dead within? Dust the cobwebs off an ancient practice, or welcome them to the stage?? The choice is truly in your fake-blooded hands—so listen, then go to her Instagram stories and vote!

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POETRY BAR / JAGUAR with J.B. Ball & Aaron Weaver Sep 29, 2022

To drink or to drive, that is the question. It’s one that you must sit down at a bar and write your belated juvenilia to answer. Luckily, Lizzy has mindblowingly brilliant guests who bequeath her with powerful insights. Listen, then make your voice be heard—go to her Instagram stories and vote!

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TINTERN / PURPLE FERN with Kurt Braunohler & Scotty Landes Sep 22, 2022

You're alone in the woods with nothing but Lizzy's cracked phone. There's an eager apprentice duckfacing just fifteen miles away. In the other direction there's a meaningful passage from the seminal work "Who Moved My Cheese?". Lizzy gathers insight from experts Sedona Regan and Blake Rosier. And then she seeks counsel from her hilarious dream guests, the cohosts of the amazing podcast Bananas! Listen, start an S Corp, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote!

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BUMBLE SALE / ONLYFANS FINALE with Liza Treyger & Luke Null Sep 15, 2022

It’s a time for letting go—of either subscription-based platforms or LGTVS with missing remotes. The question is, which path will you choose? Lizzy chats with experts Alison Stevenson and Amie Leadingham, then asks her hilarious guests to sift through the particulars. Ultimately, it’s up to you, so listen then go to Lizzy‘s Instagram and vote!! Then go to Goodwill and treat yourself.

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UBE(A)R RIDES / BARE INSIDES with Ever Mainard & Kristal Adams Sep 08, 2022

It’s time to tend to some unfinished business. Down one path there’s a Kia Soul inspection, and down the other, nine identical spatulas. Lizzy’s fortunate enough to talk with hilarious comedian, former Lyft driver Dave Ross, plus Ashley Foxx, host of Clean Simple Free. Then finally, she turns to her brilliant guests who shower her with wisdom. Listen then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote!

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SPOTS / SLOTS with Megan Koester & Alison Stevenson Sep 01, 2022

Should Lizzy gamble with her ego or on a brightly lit electronic device were treasure chests vomit coins? Which path will you choose this week when both could lead to free mozzarella sticks?? She chats with Laugh Factory regular Avi Liberman and MyVegas connoisseur Erich Tran. Then her hilarious guests agree to join her on for the journey (or 2 hour wait) of a lifetime. Listen then go to her Ig stories and vote!!

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MYSTIC TRIP / CHRISTMAS SHIP with Leah Pipes & Mav Viola Aug 25, 2022

It's time for Lizzy to venture out, but the journey is up to you. Should she drive out to see the Party Queens camped out at Rainforest Cafe, or start planning for the hard boiled egg-filled Christmas of a lifetime? She talks to a delightful psychic named Audrey, wise cruise comedian Jen Murphy, and then of course she works it all out with her incredibly hilarious guests, who hold sugar-scented candles up to the truth. Listen then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote!!

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BDAY FREEGAN / MOONLIGHT VEGAN with Chris Crofton & Nick Flanagan Aug 18, 2022

At a certain point in one’s life they must choose between a midnight tofu scramble and a BJ’s Pizookie, and that’s just a cold, hard, chocolate chip fact. Lizzy’s lucky enough to talk to Grifthorse’s own Megan Koester, nutritionist Aaron Slotkin, and, of course, her brilliant guests. Listen with your Vegan Mentor, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and vote!

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JC PHOTO / GROW THE SHOW with Anna Seregina & Kyle Mizono Aug 11, 2022

It’s not often one must choose between two divine modes of self-promotion. Should Lizzy venture out to a carpeted studio in Glendale or put her faith in a trusted mogul?? She talks to studio owner Jiorgio and dazzling digital strategist Lauren Passell, then dissects every last aspect with her astonishing guests! Listen, have a drink at THE LIZ, then go to her Ig stories to vote!

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CARVANA / ARCANA with Jamie Loftus & Christine Medrano Aug 04, 2022

It’s the show’s most literal (and possibly most pivotal!) intersection. Lizzy’s dead center with her hazards flashing and a tarot reading for you. Should she trade it all in for a geographical shift, or stay in the city and double down on her cards? She seeks wisdom from Carvana client Jim Hagearty and clairvoyant reader Sansa Asylum. Then, of course, she explores the terrain with her wildly talented guests. And finally, it’s your turn to take the wheel, so go to her Ig stories and vote!!

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MANDELA / MANDALA with Steven Feinartz & Josh Fadem Jul 28, 2022

Do you have the false memory of there being a better way to spend your time than with two drop dead brilliant guests, plus thrilling experts Clyde Wellons and Dan Nicon? If ‘yes’ then send this episode to five of your friends, and if ‘no’ then do the same…or you’ll never see the inside of a dictionary again!!

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BEAR WALK / ZERO TALK with Roz Hernandez & Oscar Montoya Jul 21, 2022

At this juncture it's simply a choice between two muzzles--the one digging for day-old shrimp cocktail in the garbage? Or the one incessantly spewing hot takes into the void? Lizzy chats with incredible experts--Chuck from Be Bear Aware, and Bruce from Silent Stay Meditation Center. Then she consults her brilliant, hysterical guests, with shoutouts to clownfish, Tyra, and Faces of Death. Listen, then walk 70 miles to Lizzy's Ig stories to vote!

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DEATH ROW / OCEAN FLOW with Alison Rosen & Jordan Morris Jul 14, 2022

Should Lizzy reach out, or rather, dive in with a list of Steve Harvey-inspired desires? She chats with the co-founder of Death Row Support Project, Rachel Gross, former prison kitchen supervisor April Kaprelian, and London-based ocean expert and inspirer, Dr. Bryce Lease. Then her jaw-droppingly brilliant guests, Alison and Jordan, pore over both possible plunges. It's imperative that you listen, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories to vote!

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FINAL SWEET / GLOVES FOR FEET with Brendon Walsh & Amanda Conrad Jul 07, 2022

Lizzy's out-of-town epiphanies lead her to an astonishing fork in the road. One prong’s coated with sugar and the other has Morton's Toe. She reminisces with co-conspirator Aaron Weaver, then chats with top tier experts like baker Lindsay Adams and stylist Amanda Massi. Then her guests not only flesh it all out-- they commit to following through on whatever you vote for too. In other words, you're affecting three lives--not just one! This is why you must vote with your heart. Go to Lizzy's IG stories and cast your ballot at once.

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THREE CALLS / MIRACLES with Nick Vatterott & Mike Bridenstine Jun 30, 2022

There’s a long drive ahead and the question is…should Lizzy take the route brimming with murk or zip through it on an Exerpeutic 400XL folding recumbent bike? She seeks advice from a therapist and a manifestation coach—then her brilliant guests explore both sides through the eyes of Dr. Dre (there’s more than one).

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FAKE BOOKER / FACEBOOKER with Jared Goldstein & Chase Bernstein Jun 23, 2022

It’s time to take a look, or rather 2 looks—one serious, one quirky—at the future. Lizzy seeks advice from tour managing expert (Soul Asylum, The Replacements) Ben Perlstein, then consults fan favorite Jimmy Smagula. And of course then there’s the finale…a dialogue for the ages with her spectacular guests. Listen while driving and let the French fries fall around you. Then go to Lizzy’s IG stories and vote.

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DIY / DUI with Brent Sullivan & H. Alan Scott Jun 16, 2022

Look in the mirror and ask yourself, what would you do with five pianos and a gnawing sense that you might need a self-imposed house arrest? Lizzy consults comedian / jewelry genius Corie Johnson, a formerly confined engineer we’ll refer to as “Zach” and then seeks wisdom from her unendingly brilliant guests. Strap on your ankle monitor and head out to the polls aka Lizzy’s IG stories to vote!

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45 / 4.5 with Matt Ingebretson & Raj Desai Jun 09, 2022

Lizzy stumbled out of bed and stepped on a plastic hanger. And now, of course, the question is 45 or 4.5?? She consults an expert of orderly living, her dear friend and ceramicist Jeremy Anderson, and her poetry instructor, Martha Silano, who lends an oar of wisdom. Finally her guests masterfully sift through the mismatched socks of her soul. Please listen, then go to her IG stories and vote.

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WWE / P90LZ with Patrick Walsh & Kara Klenk Jun 02, 2022

It’ll take more than a flame-throwing TaskRabbit to solve Lizzy’s brand new quandary. That’s why she consults former wrestling writer Renee Gauthier and accidentally wakes up a bunch of personal trainers. Finally, she seeks counsel from her brilliant guests who hold up a craftsman-style mirror. But which acronym will you choose?? Listen then head to her to IG stories, and choose your champion wisely!

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THIS IS FIRE / THIS IS US with Jessie Gaskell & Taylor Williamson May 26, 2022

Lizzy's map is all turned around and she needs you to drive the town car. In one direction, there's a set of directions--in the other, a TaskRabbit-induced flame. She desperately seeks counsel from experts like fire performer Aaron Bonk and comedian/former tour guide Justine Marino. Finally, her brilliant guests spar over matzo, strawberries, and safety. Will it all combust?? Only you can decide. Take your triplets straight her IG stories and set your ballots aflame!

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MALM'S DAY / MATCHED BY MAY with The Puterbaugh Sisters May 19, 2022

Lizzy's stuck in a brightly lit maze full of Scandanavian particle board. In one direction, there's an artichoke omelette; in the other, there could be a lonely investment banker. She consults her producer Rebecca who's been down this fluorescent white path before. Then Matchmaker May makes a stunning return. In the end, it's all laid out before you when Lizzy turns to her spectacular guests--The Puterbaugh Sisters!! The dressers of time are tipping, so godspeed. Listen and vote!

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WITCH’S RIDE / SWALLOW PRIDE with Kimberly Clark & Sara Schaefer May 12, 2022

Yet another conundrum has shown its face in the cauldron of this experiment. Lizzy seeks counsel from a cycling expert, two matchmakers, and her brilliant guests who load her with breathtaking insights. But as you know, the choice is in your wretched little hands—so go to her IG stories and cast your spell / vote!

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GUY I MET / DRESSER ROULETTE with Jimmy Smagula & Jan Davidson May 05, 2022

Lizzy has her nearest and dearest on to pore over two new choices. Should she drive the food truck of life into the future, or disassemble the past? With help from a matchmaker and an IKEA assembly savant, the choice is as clear as an pictogram of floating dowels. Still you need to decide! So go to her IG stories immediately and vote.

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HAIR GRAB / JERRY COLLAB with Mo Welch & Beth Stelling Apr 28, 2022

Lizzy's at a fork in the road and she's fresh out of Mace! Does she join forces with a livestreaming realtor or bring an opponent to their knees? She consults a Jiu Jitsu expert and the Twitch-loving realtor himself. Then she hashes out the conundrum with two of the most talented people on Earth. Beth Stelling! Mo Welch! Ass-biting, tire changes, and softball bats abound. Now go to Lizzy's IG stories and vote!

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TURTLE / SPIRITUAL with Todd Glass & Bridger Winegar Apr 21, 2022

Lizzy spills on the fallout from last week’s results and seeks a road to redemption. Mid-crisis, she chats with absolute geniuses Todd Glass and Bridger Winegar who raise some questions— ones that only a couple of reptile experts and a quantum healer could answer. Now the choice is in your hands, so race on over to her IG stories and vote!

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JOURNAL PURGE / LOTTO SPLURGE with Doug Lussenhop & Brent Weinbach Apr 14, 2022

You’ve steered Lizzy into uncharted waters and the stakes have never been higher. She struggles to take inventory of her current situation, and consults only the finest experts—Regina the decluttering specialist and former liquor store employee Robbie Mortillaro. Then she has a revelatory heart-to-heart-to-heart with two of her wisest, most brilliant friends.

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JEWISH MAN / ONLYFANS with Nikki Glaser & Zach Noe Towers Apr 07, 2022

Lizzy faces a new conundrum, thereby posing the age old question—which is more important, dating someone you barely know or making money off an adult entertainment website? She chats with Berel, a former rabbi, and comedian Christina Walkinshaw who’s burped her way into a small fortune. Then she breaks it all down with her incredible guests who impart revelatory wisdom!

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5AM / 50 MEN with Johnny Pemberton & Mary Lynn Rajskub Mar 31, 2022

Lizzy’s back from San Luis Obispo with raging insomnia and a curious heart. She chats with a sleep professional and an actual matchmaker, then lets it all boil and simmer with her hilariously brilliant guests. Listen then head to her IG stories @lizzycooperman and vote!!

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DOUBLE PIERCING / MAKE IT A DOUBLE with Maggie Maye & Giulia Rozzi Mar 24, 2022

After suffering the wintry blows of betrayal, Lizzy seeks to regain independence. The question is, which path will you choose? She chats with two actual masters in their respective fields, then her special guests shower her with soul-piercing wisdom!

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SCENERY / CREAMERY with Dave Ross & Caleb Synan Mar 17, 2022

It’s only the second episode and Lizzy’s knee deep in chaos. She consults a frozen yogurt film maker and an art studio owner, then she hashes it out with the hilarious co-hosts of What’s It Called???. It’s crucial that you weigh in at this juncture, so go to her IG stories and vote!

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LIFE COACH / COACH WALLET with Eddie Pepitone & Laura Kightlinger Mar 10, 2022

Lizzy officially sets out on her journey, loading her knapsack with crucial info from a sales rep, a life coach, and of course her very special guests. And now the choice is in your hands--so godspeed! Go to her IG stories @lizzycooperman and vote.

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Presenting: Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands Mar 08, 2022

You know those important life decisions that simply can't be made by others? Lizzy Cooperman asks you to make those for her on a weekly basis. Will the "right" choice lead to bliss? Disaster? Marriage? Madagascar? Find out when she places her fate...in your hands.

New episodes are out every Thursday, so make sure to listen and then head over to Lizzy's IG stories @lizzycooperman to vote on which life decision Lizzy should make next!

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