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Seltzer Death Match’s intro & exit music is Dubstep Drift 007 by Cleric. (CC non-commercial attribution license)
Tomorrow is Xmas and we're ready to X two of the final three jams PERMANENTLY. Will they be Christmasy? Will they even be jams? Only one way to find out... read the AI summary of this podcast episode! Listening is for chumps
Christmas is almost here! And given the current Stanley tumbler supply, it's a great opportunity to buy one and time travel back to 2024
Last Christmas
I gave you my jam
But the very next day
You gave it away
Not even a fortnight has passed and already blueberry is back in our mouths? Go off, Bonne Maman.
Anything's a fruit when you do the research! Join us as we taste spreads 7-9 on the most IDGAF (I don't give a FRUIT) Bonne Maman Advent Calendar.
Wassail away wassail away wassail away
From the North Pole to the South Pole
Ebudæ unto Khartoum
From the deep Sea of Clouds
To Santa's workshop on the Moon
Join us for an esoteric carol quiz and our taste test of days 4-6 of the 2025 Bonne Maman advent calendar.
The quest to find the best 2025 Bonne Maman advent calendar begins! Abbey and Travis must each choose to kill one of the following: Wild Blueberry Maple Syrup, Fig Cardamom or Plum Pear Star Anise. Only one can survive to the Christmas final!
Jam the halls with jars of jam!
It's a Christmas miracle. Abbey and Travis are back to review all 24 jams in the Bonne Maman 2025 advent calendar of li'l French jellies. This year, there's a twist: We'll publish every three days, reviewing the past triduums' spreads and choosing the best of the three to move on to the grand final bracket on Christmas day.
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