Linoleum Knife

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Linoleum Knife 10/30/11: "Puss in Boots," "In Time," "Like Crazy," "Anonymous," "The Rum Diary" Oct 31, 2011

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Dave is cranky -- and only partially because he watched A Serbian Film -- but he still does his Ernest Borgnine impersonation. Alonso tries to cheer him up with discussion of Christmas and Charlize Theron.

Linoleum Knife 10/23/11: "Paranormal Activity 3," "The Three Musketeers," "Margin Call," "Martha Marcy May Marlene" Oct 23, 2011

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Dave and Alonso disagree about how scary surveillance-footage horror movies can be, but they're both fascinated to learn new things about the private lives of hyphenate Milla Jovovich and one-hit wonder Meryn Cadell.

Linoleum Knife 10/16/11: "Footloose," "The Big Year," "The Thing," "The Skin I Live In," "Trespass," "Texas Killing Fields," "Fireflies in the Garden" Oct 16, 2011

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Dave and Alonso discuss scary movies and butter burgers, and they disagree about contests, a new comedy, and how enthusiastic Alonso got at a press screening this week.

Linoleum Knife 10/09/11: "Real Steel," "The Ides of March," "Dirty Girl," "The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)," "Toast," "Courageous" Oct 09, 2011

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Dave and Alonso somehow segue from the food-porn of TOAST to the stomach-turning new HUMAN CENTIPEDE movie. Also: Why the current crop of Christian movies are like the gay films of the mid-to-late 1990s.

Linoleum Knife 10/02/11: "50/50," "What's Your Number?," "Margaret," "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil," "Take Shelter," "Dream House" Oct 03, 2011

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Dave and Alonso saw a whole bunch of movies separately this week, so they compare notes on the new releases. And then they talk a lot about Rex Reed who, it turns out, turned 73 on the very day we taped this. So Happy Birthday, Rex!

Linoleum Knife 09/25/11: "Moneyball," "Abduction," "Thunder Soul," "Dolphin Tale," "Machine Gun Preacher," "Weekend" Sep 26, 2011

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In what may be a show record, there are three new movies that Dave and Alonso really love. The other three, not so much.

Linoleum Knife 09/18/11: "Drive," "Straw Dogs," "Restless," "I Don't Know How She Does It" Sep 18, 2011

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Dave and Alonso discuss violent men, whiny women, and irritating teenagers. And Snoopy.

Linoleum Knife 09/11/11: "Warrior," "Contagion," "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star," "We Were Here" Sep 11, 2011

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The scalping of Gwyneth Paltrow must be discussed, but first, Dave and Alonso have reminiscences about working in movie theaters during the summer of 1984. The ugly truth about nacho cheese and grape soda is frankly revealed.

Linoleum Knife 09/04/11: "Shark Night 3D," "Apollo 18," "The Debt" Sep 04, 2011

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It's Labor Day Weekend, and the movies kinda suck. Dave and Alonso would rather talk about Thundercats and beer pong and "American Idol" runners-up and the Spin Doctors and decapods.

Linoleum Knife 08/28/11: "Our Idiot Brother," "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark," "Colombiana" Aug 28, 2011

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Guest critics Jen Yamato and Todd Gilchrist join Alonso to discuss more late-summer movies. There's also confessions about classic movies not seen and mockery of junket journos who call celebs by their first names. Follow our guests at Twitter: @jenyamato and @mtgilchrist

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