Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety: A 4 A.M. Fishing Trip at a Bachelor Party?! Aug 07, 2026

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Should a bachelor party have a detailed itinerary—or should everyone just go with the flow?
The Mystery Crate crew debates a chaotic Naples bachelor party schedule featuring a 4 a.m. fishing trip, an 8 a.m. workout, basketball, a sauna, a cold plunge, steak and eggs, and absolutely no concern for what the groom actually wants.
Plus, the crew reveals the strangest things currently appearing in their social media algorithms, from Emeril Lagasse and eating challenges to adorable bulldogs and basketball tutorials. Jeremy also confronts a painful truth: at 31 years old, he has officially entered his “Unc” era.

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Nine: We Were WHAT in High School?! Rose Falls Asleep Mid-Show Jul 31, 2026

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This week on Mystery Crate, we’re going back to high school—and some of the revelations genuinely shocked us. We break down exactly who we were as teenagers, the cliques we belonged to, and how we’re slowly becoming our parents whether we like it or not.
Plus, Rose takes Midol before recording and somehow falls asleep in the middle of the show. Allegedly “under the influence of Midol.”

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Eight: Rose Stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation… Then Lost It? Jul 24, 2026

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Rose stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation in Guatemala… and then somehow LOST IT. Yes, this story is as chaotic as it sounds.
This week on Mystery Crate, Chris tells us about his time in New York, including some unexpected celebrity sightings. We also get into Chris’s eating habits, the Top 100 Movies list and how many of those movies we’ve actually seen. Plus, we remember what the movie theater experience was like back in the day—and how much it has changed.

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Seven: The Nolan Movie Draft & The Messi Simulation Theory Jul 17, 2026

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On this week's Mystery Crate, things get weird... fast. We debate our Top 3 Christopher Nolan movies, while Chris somehow becomes our resident Nolan expert... despite only really watching the Batman movies. Then we spiral into one of the internet's wildest rabbit holes: the famous photo of baby Lamine Yamal with Lionel Messi and whether it's just an incredible coincidence... or proof we're all living in a simulation. As always, the conversation goes completely off the rails.

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Six: Chris Reveals His Biggest Fear Jul 10, 2026

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What do an old ship in New York, the worst months of the year, Chris' legendary "ass story," Zas' old story, a TV show that disappeared out of nowhere, and the FIFA World Cup have in common?

Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode is chaos from start to finish.

We debate the most random topics imaginable, tell embarrassing stories that probably should've stayed off the internet, remember shows that were canceled way too soon, and somehow end up talking about the World Cup.

If you like ridiculous conversations, unexpected tangents, and the kind of nonsense that only this crew can create, you're in the right place.

• What canceled show do you wish would come back?
• Have you ever visited the old ship exhibition in New York?
• Which month is the absolute worst?

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Five: Rose CAN'T Finish These Songs + Our 4th of July Plans Jul 06, 2026

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Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸

This week on Mystery Crate, we're talking all things Independence Day—from our holiday plans to the different types of people you'll find at every 4th of July party. We also introduce a brand-new game where Rose has to finish the lyrics to some iconic songs... and let's just say things don't exactly go according to plan. 🎤😂 Plus, we check in on our World Cup teams and see how everyone's picks are doing. In this episode: 🇺🇸 Our 4th of July plans 😂 The different types of "4th of July Guys" 🎵 Can Rose finish the lyrics? ⚽ World Cup team updates 🏎️ 30K views = Go-Kart Race challenge Subscribe for more Mystery Crate every week!

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Four: Chris Wants to Go on Love Island… So He Pulled Roy for a Chat Jun 26, 2026

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Chris and Zas are back with another edition of Show and Tell, and things only get weirder from there.

This week on Mystery Crate:

• Chris & Zas bring their latest Show and Tell items.
• We check back in on the World Cup teams we were assigned and see how everyone's doing.
• We revisit which people around the show would be perfect fits for different TV shows now that the cast has grown.
• Chris explains why he'd be the perfect Love Island contestant... and pulls Roy for a chat.
• Roy then attempts to show off his flirting game, and let's just say... he might need another season.

Drop a comment below:

Who from the show would actually survive on Love Island?

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Three: World Cup Correspondent, Matzo Chips, and the New Show Draft Jun 19, 2026

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Fuentes returns from the World Cup with stories from the stadium, the atmosphere, and everything he saw on the ground. Meanwhile, the rest of us were assigned World Cup teams and had to present our scouting reports... with wildly different levels of preparation and expertise.
Plus, we try matzo chips for the first time, Rose delivers an all-time phrase, and the crew debates which tv show would be the perfect fit if we are inserted as new characters.
World Cup chaos, questionable soccer analysis, unexpected snacks, and career moves that absolutely no one asked for.
Which TV show would YOU fit into best?

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Two: We Let a Wheel Pick Our World Cup Team And Regretted It Immediately Jun 12, 2026

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A brand-new Mystery Crate anthem has arrived! Jeremy unveils the latest Mystery Crate song before the crew dives headfirst into World Cup fever.

With some members of the show preparing to attend matches, we decided to assign everyone a national team to support during the World Cup. The catch? Nobody got to choose. A wheel decided everyone's fate, and let's just say the reactions were... less than enthusiastic.

Plus, we wrap things up by ranking the films of legendary director Steven Spielberg, debating which classics belong at the top and which might be a little overrated.

• New Mystery Crate song debut
• World Cup team assignments decided by chance
• Unexpected reactions and heartbreak
• Steven Spielberg movie tier list

Let us know in the comments: Which World Cup team would YOU want to represent, and what's your favorite Spielberg movie?

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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty One: The Athlete Best Friend Draft | Who Built the Best Squad? Jun 05, 2026

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Who would YOU choose as your athlete best friend?
This week on Mystery Crate, the crew holds the ultimate Athlete Best Friend Draft. The rules are simple: pick professional athletes you'd actually want in your friend group. No fantasy teams, no championships, just vibes.
From Caitlin Clark and Tom Brady to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade, Charles Barkley, Sophie Cunningham, Jameis Winston, and more, everyone builds their dream squad and then debates whose crew would be the most fun to hang out with.
Plus:
• The World Cup is almost here
• Jessica's latest New York celebrity sighting
• Parenting debates, iPads at restaurants, and lost Flanigan's tokens
• Movie recommendations and more Mystery Crate chaos
Drop your own Athlete Best Friend Draft in the comments and let us know who won.

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