Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

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Episode Four Hundred: Can You Cheat Death? + Noah Centineo & Nickelodeon Bracket! Oct 16, 2026

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In today’s episode, the crew tackles some wild stories and unexpected moments:
We A mind-blowing story about surviving a car crash, beating cancer, and a crazy theme park incident. How much risk is too much? We dive into theme park safety, blacking out on roller coasters, and a potential collab with the internet’s favorite Disney Suit Guy.
B-list (or A-list?) celebrity Noah Centineo drops by the studio for DLS—and things get hilariously awkward. D-List Celeb Roy pulls off one of the most unbelievable obscure guesses in show history. We play a game of "This or That" ranking classic Nick shows like Doug, Hey Arnold!, CatDog, and SpongeBob.

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Nine: Top 5 Heinous Sins, Chicken Chaos & The Disney Suit Guy Oct 09, 2026

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The crew is back on Mystery Crate with Amin Elhassan joining Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Roy Bellamy, Tony Calatayud and Jess Smetana! In this episode, Tony reveals his top 5 most heinous sins spotted at Disney World and Universal Studios—from guys in thong sandals and heavy tracksuits to the viral "Disney Suit Guy" roaming Hollywood Studios.
Plus, the gang breaks down NFL coaching theories, Jess shares a bizarre "Larry David-esque" restaurant leftover chicken mix-up, Tony goes on an epic rant about school zone speed camera tickets, and the crew debates who would survive longer in prison.
Also an update on the Surviving Running Back Pool

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Eight: Disney Disasters, Sleep Position Fail, & Fantasy Running Back Check-In Oct 02, 2026

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The Mystery Crate crew is back, and nobody is sleeping normal! Jess drops a mystery photo in the group chat that has everyone trying to figure out how human limbs work, while Jeremy tries to troubleshoot his leaking air conditioner (and whether to just call a friend).

Plus, Tony checks in live from Disney's Tomorrowland where a $14 burger meets a fatal Coke spill, the crew ranks their favorite seasonal songs, and Mike Tomlin’s secret 12-year Minecraft obsession gets unpacked.

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Seven: Chris Cote Is Ditching Thanksgiving—Will Greg Let Him? Sep 25, 2026

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Chris Cote reveals his plan to skip the traditional family Thanksgiving and take his wife and daughter to Disney World instead—but is it a brilliant holiday idea or a family betrayal?
The Mystery Crate crew also gets an update on Chris’s latest officiating experience, including the embarrassing moment he wishes everyone would forget. Then, they revisit the running back poll and discover Rose hilariously misspelled almost every player’s name in her own Spanish-inspired way—although one correct answer leaves the entire room impressed.
Plus, You Betcha returns, Tony explains the proper way to experience EPCOT (with drinks, of course), and the crew debuts a new Pixar “This or That” game. Tony mounts a passionate defense of Cars, Chris becomes increasingly bothered by one part of the game, and the final result takes an unexpected turn.
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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Six: Chris Cote Is Officiating a Wedding… Is That Legal?! Sep 18, 2026

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Football season is finally here! The crew shares their perfect setup for watching Week 1—and the reality of how everyone actually watched the games. Rose also gives Jess her best hacks for secretly watching Netflix, football, or anything else while working in a press box.
Jess recaps her US Open experience, including the food and two major celebrity sightings. Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about officiating a wedding this Friday and writing the perfect speech. Unfortunately, his first draft reminds him of his dad because Chris somehow managed to make the whole thing about himself. This leads Jess to explain why women love a man who loves his wife.
Plus, everyone chooses the one symptom they would eliminate forever, Tony reveals that he sweats while he poops, the heartburn conversation somehow returns, and Jess explains why she is afraid to enter her credit card information on any website.
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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Five: The Most Dangerous Running Back Draft Sep 11, 2026

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The crew creates a Survivor-style draft where NFL running back injuries could eliminate your team. Who made the smartest picks—and whose season might be over before it even begins?

Tony brings a new round of “Would You Rather,” we find out who’s actually a good driver, and Rose tells us about her horseback-riding adventure.

Rose would also like to formally apologize for how much everyone talked about her in this episode. She didn’t plan it, she promises. Please direct all complaints to literally anyone else.

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Four: Jeremy Releases His First Country Song Sep 04, 2026

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Jeremy Tache makes his country music debut with the world premiere of “Diary of a Personable Fella,” and the Mystery Crate crew shares their unfiltered reactions!

Chris Cody also announces his very own intern program, while Jonathan Zaslow tells an unforgettable Super Bowl Radio Row story involving NFL legend William “The Refrigerator” Perry. Plus, the crew debates the best cookies of all time, shares celebrity encounters with Clay Matthews and Rick Bayless, makes college football predictions, and searches for one of Miami’s last remaining Quiznos locations.

It’s another hilarious and unpredictable episode from the Mystery Crate crew in the Dan Le Batard Show and Meadowlark Media universe.

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Three: Drafting Our Last Meals & Dream Brothers-in-Law Aug 28, 2026

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The Mystery Crate crew is drafting their ultimate last meals and the people they’d most want as their brother-in-law.
We also confront our fear of bridges, debate whether we could ever jump off one, and learn from Zaslow that you can put a sticker on your house to tell firefighters there’s a dog inside. Apparently, he’s the only person who knew this.
Plus, Rose makes an appearance—and the crate gets chaotic as usual.
What would your last meal be, and who are you drafting as your brother-in-law? Let us know in the comments!

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Two: Chicken for Life or $40k? Wedding Etiquette, Solo Trips and JFK's Body Aug 21, 2026

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Would you rather have chicken for life or $40,000 in cold hard cash? Plus, is JFK's body really where they say it is? Is it weird to take a solo trip? And the unwritten rules of weddings all on this week's Mystery Crate.

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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety One: Chris Goes Shopping for His Wife...At Twin Peaks? Aug 14, 2026

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