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91: Non-Repulsive Greasy Sneezes Sep 19, 2020

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Could today's title have something to do with a new Mormon Mad Lib??? Bow your head and say yes (cuz it has something to do with the temple too). We also read a few short letters and debut a brand-new segment that features creative responses from some of our badass listeners!!!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

90: Adam Plays the Blame Game Sep 12, 2020

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This week we get to listen to Adam pull some really dick moves. But before that we read a few short letters, hear a listener's Journal Journey and Shelly reads a slam poem that's pretty slammin' (couldn't resist). Please join us!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

89: Welcome to the Stage: Lucifer! Sep 06, 2020

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Yup, we're back in the temple with Eden's most dramatic thespian: Lucifer! Get ready to give Shelly your biggest golf clap for her amazing adversary impression. We also read a wild letter (buckle up) and pirate god even makes an appearance. Or perhaps we should say, "Even...Pirate God." Enjoy!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

88: Pirate God, A.K.A. the F-Bomb Episode Aug 29, 2020

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We're back in the temple once again for the start of the riveting endowment movie, which turns out to pretty much be the regular ol' creation story with a bit of poetic license. We also roast a troll, talk like a pirate and Shelly stumps Mary on this week's FUMPOTD. Join us!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

87: Check Out My Endowment Aug 23, 2020

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This week we're still in the wacky LDS temple. If new names and endowment ceremonies are your thing (whatever those are) then you're in for a treat. There's also a FUMPOTD that Mary nails for a change. So pop a mint and get comfortable - we're going to the temple!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com

86: Temple Pt 2: Get Your Hands Out of My Poncho Aug 15, 2020

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In this week's episode Mary learns about more mid 1990s Mormon Temple creepiness, er, rituals, this time involving inappropriate touching. Plus, we're also horrified to find out what Hitler is promised in his afterlife. There's also a FUMPOTD, and we want to remind listeners about clean and explicit "call of the day" ringtones for all Patrons and Marco Polo Channels members!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

85: Hitler Becomes a Mormon & Other LDS Temple Wackiness Aug 08, 2020

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We're finally FINALLY getting around to discussing LDS temple rituals. These are neither sacred nor secret since Shelly's spilling the beans on this goofy stuff. This will be part 1 of a multi-part series. We also have a great FUMPOTD and an inspiring letter to read. Please join us!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

84: Patriarchal Blessing B.S. Aug 02, 2020

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In today's episode we get up close and personal with the cut and pasted splendor that is the Mormon Patriarchal Blessing. Is everyone throwing up in their mouths? Because that's the appropriate response. We kick things off with our good friend and Mormon history buff, Bryce Blankenagel. We also roast a troll or two, and stump Shelly with a FUMPOTD, courtesy, once again of Mr. Blankenagel. Bryce, are your ears burning? They should be.
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

83: COVID Couples Counseling Part Deux Jul 26, 2020

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Looks like we needed to head back to the counseling couch this week for another session of "therapy without a therapist." Maybe don't try that at home. We also have a FUMPOTD courtesy of Alice, a "He Said What" that's particularly douchey and a letter from Cole that we think you'll find inspirational. It's a good time, y'all, so please join us!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

82: The Newly-Les Game! Jul 19, 2020

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Welcome to the first (and probably only) installment of the Newly-Les Game hosted by our good friend Diana! We'd like to say we crushed this game...we really would...but it soon turned into a total shit show. We discovered that Shelly is a hopeless romantic and that Mary doesn't understand what junk food is for some reason. We also have a super intellectual and cringey FUMPOTD from Bryce Blankenagel that Shelly would like to announce to everyone that she won (for a change). So be informed of this miraculous victory, and please join us!
Music provided by Purple Planet: https://purple-planet.com.

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