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Your Crazy Driving Is Driving Me Crazy Jan 13, 2019

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Traffic tips galore! Larry tells you how to win a street race that you're not even trying to win and how to beat the traffic jam in a parking lot after a play. Plus, an ode to the great Bob Einstein and why Larry would rather being home saying goodnight to his kid than just about anything else. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the flick "Rio Bravo." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "I'm working with William Shatner."

Does He Drink Coffee (Yet?) Dec 23, 2018

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Our holiday special is here with Larry's annual retelling of his classic Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Then Larry exposes the true tyranny and danger of the mistletoe plant. Plus, we hear about the Bogart movie "High Sierra." Thanks for listening, everyone! Have a happy holiday season and we'll see you in the new year! LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "It's a parasite. Happy so far?"

I Could Make You Cry (Rebroadcast) Dec 13, 2018

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Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life." And Larry recites "The Lover's Petition" by Emerson. LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They were as blonde as vikings."

Cavu To You Dec 07, 2018

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Larry talks about the funeral of George HW Bush, a very thoughtful gift he received and the origin of the Dungmeister name. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic gangster movie "Little Caesar" and Larry recites the poem "Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep."

Quote of the week: "When you put the words jackhammer and concrete together, it won't be quiet."

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A Prisoner Of Leftovers Nov 30, 2018

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Forget about the 12 days of Christmas, Larry has 12 meals of Thanksgiving leftovers. He reaches past the vegetables and cheeses with names of foreign countries and becomes a prisoner of leftover turkey. Turkey that was supposed to be in his wife's soup! Yipe! http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "It's great to have your own island. I can't say that enough."

Tales Of Turkey Terror! (Rebroadcast) Nov 22, 2018

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What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth level of drinking if you live in a trailer park. Then he talks about the movie Exodus and recites the poem "A Golden Day" by Paul Laurence Dunbar. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "WE don't need string beans. We eat those all week."

The Jackhammer In Larry's Head Nov 16, 2018

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Larry lives with a jackhammer outside his door and lives to tell about it. Then he gives a few words about Veterans Day and the 100th anniversary of the armistice to end World War I. Larry recites "The Veterans" by Rudyard Kipling and talks about the Gary Cooper movie "Sgt. York." http://LarryMillerShow.com

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Quote of the week: "Volcano #2, you get burned up and yelled at."

Is Voting Stupid or Brilliant? Nov 09, 2018

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Larry votes and wonders if it's stupid or brilliant. Hear the answer "they" don't "want" you to find "out" about!!! For the start of autumn, Larry recites "An Autumn—Blooming Rose" by Alfred Austin. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic Frankenheimer movie "The Manchurian Candidate."

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Quote of the week: "It looks like an entire shoe on his shoulder."

Free Bacon! Nov 01, 2018

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Larry finally realizes he doesn't hate Halloween as much as he thought. We continue OctPOEber with Larry reciting The Valley Of Unrest by Poe. Then Larry talks about a magic movie moment from "The Silence Of The Lambs."

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Quote of the week: "Some kind of, well, maniac."

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Hey Fatso Revisited Oct 26, 2018

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For the start of the World Series, Larry re-tells a simple but hilarious about seeing a fistfight at a big league ballpark. In continuing with OctPOEber, Larry recites "El Dorado" by Poe and then he talks about the movie "The Rookie."

Quote of the week: "Some vodka. What? What? Are you stupid?"

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