Larry Miller Show

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Is Larry A Crabby Old Man? Aug 02, 2018

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Larry wonders if it's crazy to be crabby because of someone talking loud on their cell phone at the supermarket. And he makes an epic journey -- to the car wash. Also, Larry recites the classic poem Wynken, Blynken, And Nod by Eugene Field and then talks about the Garry Marshall movie "Overboard." http://LarryMillerShow.com

What Did We Do Before A/C? (Rebroadcast) Jul 26, 2018

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The dog days of summer get Larry wondering how we got by before air conditioning. Then Larry recalls an interesting conversation he had with Val Kilmer on the set of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then he discusses the movie "Tombstone" and recites the poem "On Dreaming" by John Newton.

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Quote of the week: "This joke is one year younger than God."

Montreal Strippers & Mud Wrestling Jul 19, 2018

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Larry ponders the decline of mud wrestling and classy strip club names. Then he reminisces about strippers in Montreal and comics who shoot bottle rockets out of their butts -- also in Montreal. He also recites the poem Sounds From The Baseball Field by Ella Wheeler Wilcox. http://LarryMillerShow.com

How Hot Was It? Jul 12, 2018

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It was so hot, someone asked to be thrown into volcano #2 to cool off! Larry talks about the brutal SoCal heat and why local authorities won't allow him to install a weather control machine here in the U.S. We hear stories about old fashioned ways to beat the heat including sleeping on the balcony and cars with "455 air conditioning." As if that weren't enough, the Murphy twins are drinking again!

On Poetry Corner, Larry reads a parody of Longfellow's famous poem "A Psalm of Life," which involves chickens. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about "That Hamilton Woman."

Quote Of The Week: "We might have gone out or held hands. I'll stop there"

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July 4th Special! Jul 04, 2018

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Special episode recorded and released on Independence Day! Larry talks about his tradition of visiting veteran graves on the 4th and why his parents don't like getting hit by bottle rockets. And is there really no such thing as a stupid question? Then Larry recites Old Ironsides by Oliver Wendell Holmes and talks about the instant classic 2012 movie Lincoln, starring Daniel Day Lewis.

Quote of week: "You know, things to roll and smoke."

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The God Of Laughter Jun 28, 2018

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Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "They can look at a table leg for seven hours."

Dead Head Daddy's Day Jun 21, 2018

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Larry gets the perfect present for a dead head's Father's Day! Also in tribute to Dads, Larry recites "Fathers" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear a little bit about Larry's time on the set of "Ten Things I Hate About You." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Every Year: Old Spice"

Did Cavemen Take Naps? Jun 14, 2018

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Larry comments on the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem "Despair" by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won't want to miss. Then he talks about the Clint Eastwood classic "Heartbreak Ridge." Also, he muses on the greatness of naps and wonders if cavemen had time for them.

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Quote of the week: "We need portholes."

The Time Of Your Life Jun 07, 2018

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How to have the time of your life in the fruit section of Ralphs, even if your kid would rather be somewhere else. And did you know Abbott & Costello's "Buck Privates" was used for propaganda? Then Larry recites "A June Night" by Emma Lazarus. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "That wouldn't count as much. We're both married."

Larr-O Marx May 31, 2018

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Larry talks about the genius of The Marx Brothers, specifically the movie "A Night At The Opera," specifically the stateroom scene.

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Quote of the week: Everyone in the congregation would say, "Why has a bear come in here?"