Katawa Shoujo Podcast

Copyright: © The Katawa Shoujo Podcast by Benjamin Chrobak-Prince is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License. Based on a work at http://katawashoujopodcast.blogspot.com/

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**New Episode Tomorrow** Sep 17, 2012
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Hey everyone! Just making a quick post to let you all know that a new episode of KS Cast will be up on the blog tomorrow. It's gonna be about relationships, so if you ever wanted advice from people who have no idea what they're talking about, listen in.
We'll also be reading and discussing Vespers's guide to picking up girls, which you can read on the blog here.
So be sure to keep on checking out the blog, or subscribe to our iTunes feed to get the episodes straight to your computer as soon as their available.
See you tomorrow!

**My Aching Heart By Vespers** Sep 13, 2012
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Our good friend Vespers, aka "Master of Romance" is back with an epic poem.
Check it out after the break!

My Aching Heart: By Hisao/ Master of Romance
Whenever you walk into the room you make me panic You make my heart feel like the titanic. A stare from your eyes is enough for me to call the paramedic. Actually you should go call him now, its nine one one. But don’t touch me or my heart is done. The nurse is looking at me quizzically Sprawled on the track awkwardly. Pigtails whizzing by, There goes my little sunshine. Just one command from you and you got me on a run, Chasing after the sun. Don’t ask me what starts with A, Because that is only something Fonzie should say.
I carry my heart’s solace with me. Piece my heart together, bit by bit. But don’t steal it like a bandit. So restless and breathless.
Walking down the halls I pause to recover my breath by the walls. When I smell the scent of tea I knew that that room was for me Seeing my blonde beauty sitting relaxed Got my hurt pumping to the max. A flutter of her hair near my face In a loving embrace A give a flower to my own dear Lily
I carry my heart’s solace with me. Piece my heart together, bit by bit. But don’t steal it like a bandit. So restless and breathless.
You work without a sound, With your blue hair facing down, I look at you and with a smile that says it all, You jump onto me and maul The shirt off my chest In a way your graceful fingers only know best. Your muffled sounds, Make me stick around. Going further and further, Only makes my heart murmur
I carry my heart’s solace with me. Piece my heart together, bit by bit. But don’t steal it like a bandit. So restless and breathless.
Flipping through some pages Absorbing the knowledge of the sages A flash of your eyes Let’s me know that you are mine. Seeing you ignites a flame in my heart. I never want to be apart. Scarred as you are I will never be far. Bacon smells good, But I know I would prefer you over it, yes I should.
I carry my heart’s solace with me. Piece my heart together, bit by bit. But don’t steal it like a bandit. So restless and breathless.
Staring at you while you paint, Dazzling beauty like a saint. Eccentric and mysterious To the point of making me delirious Although I cannot hug you You will always be my boo.
I carry my heart’s solace with me. Piece my heart together, bit by bit. But don’t steal it like a bandit. So restless and breathless.

**We're on iTunes!** Sep 13, 2012
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Hey everybody! Just making a quick post to let you all know that out iTunes feed is officially up and running! Be sure to subscribe to the feed to get all of the episode downloaded to your iTunes library as soon as they are available! And don't be afraid to give us a review, and if you do, we'll give you a shout-out on the show!
Check out the feed here!

**iWishToHugYou's CTU Strike Update** Sep 13, 2012
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Hey people iWishToHugYou Back to make an update on our first Podcast about the CTU Strike! Hey Guys I'm here to just make a quick update about our past Podcast!
So we are on the 4th day of the strike, going on the 5th and we have yet so see many major changes in the negotiations. Now from a student's point of view I do have to say I just want to go back to school. Not only is this my Senior Year, which makes it crucial to have to talk to teachers for college letters, it also takes away from the time I as a student need to learn, especially with all these advanced classes that have AP tests at the end of the year.

The only thing I can really do right now is, self study and get ahead on work. So it's time to run down to the library with my waifu and spend some time studying together. But for now it seems like the strike will last the rest of the week, and I REALLY hope that we will be back in school by next week.
Well this has been iWishToHugYou with the update on the CTU strike.
Just wanted to remind you all Lily is best Waifu!
Till next time!
Later all!

**Hey Redditors!** Sep 12, 2012
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So and friend of mine posted a link to our blog on the Katawa Shoujo Subreddit, and oh my god guys.
We got over 700 pageviews today, most of them coming from that post. That's more than twice the views this blog had gotten in the past few days it's been up. That's amazing. The guys over there we also kind enough to give some criticism about the blog layout to help improve it.
So, I just want to give a quick shout-out to everyone at Reddit who came to check us out. It means a lot to me and it helps this blog grow. Please pass the word on to any more of your friends who are a fan of Katawa Shoujo, and don't hesitate to leave on comment on this post about anything that can be improved. We are still looking for people who can write outro songs for the podcast, people to post on the blog, people that can help design a better layout, and anyone that wants to talk on the podcast. If you're interested in helping, just contact me at katawashoujopodcast@gmail.com!
Thanks again guys.

**RE: Vespers Post on "How to Pick Up Girls"** Sep 11, 2012
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Hey people! It's iWishToHugYou here with a response to Vespers' Post on How to Pick Up Girls!
I followed what he has said before and I know that this guy isn't wrong.
So here is my input on Vespers' Post.

"If it doesn’t work out, then oh well bummer. Life doesn’t always work out that well. Learn from the experience move on, and you will find love someday. But you never got to give up, can’t let yourself get down. Stand up and fucking push on."

-Vespers
He said it the best. Be optimistic, life goes on, and even if it doesn't go well, you don't always have to move on. What I mean by that is if you really like this person, then show them by not just trying once to ask them out, but keep at it and let them know it little ways that you like them. You can do anything as simple as, treating them to lunch, or accompany them on your way home from school on the bus/train. I know that it can feel tedious, and you sometimes want to rip your hair out but you need patience, if you said you were committed and willing to do anything for this person, then sometimes you need to just take the time to do small things.

"You can’t go into a relationship if you are not going to be fully committed or the relationship will fail. You have to make yourself look like if you weren’t like any other guy, be unique but most importantly be yourself, have confidence and tell her how you are feeling. Tell her how much you love her, how much your passion for her burns; tell her that even the mother fucking sun pales in her radiance. You gotta to make her understand that she is special to you, and you treasure her and will promise to love her."
-Vespers
I was touching this subject in my previous paragraph. The girl I am going after knows I would do anything for her, granted she sometimes goes overboard with the requests but you need to be committed to the point that she wants you to be. If you aren't willing to, lets say, learn sign language for the girl you like, and it would make her happy if you did, well then...she isn't for you, so lower your standards and try again.

Well I wanted to end this post with some of my own thoughts to help out everyone. And the one thing I have to say is that no girl is the same as the next. And not every girl is right for you. In the game Katawa Shoujo each girl is different and has their own thing to say, and they each have different feelings. In Vespers' post he didn't seem to mention that a relationship is with two people and you need to take into account how the other feels, Take Lily's route for an example, as Lily is deciding that she has to go away again she failed to notice how Hisao feels, and vice versa. In my own situation the girl I am interested in is adamant on the fact that she doesn't want to date till college and I respect that in every way. So if you really like that person, sometimes you just have to wait. And they say some things are best waited for.
And this has been iWishToHugYou with the first post from me.
Later People!
And Remember Lily is best Waifu!
Link to Vespers' "How To Pick Up Girls": http://katawashoujopodcast.blogspot.com/2012/09/on-request-of-some-of-ksers.html

**How to Pick Up Girls** Sep 11, 2012
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On request of some of the Ks'ers
How to pick up girls: By Fernando/Vespers
Check it out after the break.

Ok, some of the guys from the KS club have asked me to give them tips on picking up girls. I am not very good at it myself, but here it goes. First of all, it doesn’t really matter how you look like on the outside as long as you are not a stranger to love; you got to have confidence, I can’t stress that enough, there are some ugly ass guys out there with pretty girlfriends, and they have them because they are daring. Your face could literally look like a fucking piece of plywood nailed on a donkey’s ass, but if you have confidence and a personality (even if its douche), it’ll work out. There are a few simple rules on how to pick up girls, as long as you know the rules and so does she, you will be guaranteed a sure fire way of picker her up. You are more likely to get rejected by average looking girls then hot ones, because people approach the average looking girls more than the hot ones because of “league values”, that is to say they think the average looking girls are more obtainable then hot ones. So it actually is easier to get with hot girls, because most people are just too scared too approach them, so go get fucking balls and approach them.
You can’t go into a relationship if you are not going to be fully committed or the relationship will fail. You have to make yourself look like if you weren’t like any other guy, be unique but most importantly be yourself, have confidence and tell her how you are feeling. Tell her how much you love her, how much your passion for her burns; tell her that even the mother fucking sun pales in her radiance. You gotta to make her understand that she is special to you, and you treasure her and will promise to love her.
There are going to be some rough patches in your relationship, you can’t give up on her, even if she tells you to fuck off and die, it probably isn’t true, you have to stay there by her side. Like when Hanako shut herself out, you can’t give up on them, you got to be there for them, don’t leave, never say goodbye. Sometimes you might make her cry, and guess what you may or may not be a dick. You have to talk to her and tell her the truth and make her understand, you will never hurt her.
You got to have confidence, and not give a fuck. You can’t be a little bitch and just dive in there. Don’t be afraid to shuffle your feet from side to side and whip your hair. Girls love that for some odd reason. The longer you have known them runs a higher chance that you get attached to them in a more-than-friendly way, and you might be afraid to ask them out in fear of messing up your friendship. But hey, you need to do it, or else you will regret not knowing what could have been. And if you stop being friends because of it, then so be it, that means that either one of you or both, can’t really put that thing past you, although you will have to if you truly value you them as your friend. Her heart my ache at breaking yours, or you breaking hers, or whatever, but deep down both of you know what has to happen. She might even try to get out of it, and ignore your questions, but you got to press on and tell her how you are feeling.
Above all be yourself. If it doesn’t work out, then oh well bummer. Life doesn’t always work out that well. Learn from the experience move on, and you will find love someday. But you never got to give up, can’t let yourself get down. Stand up and fucking push on.
(I am not responsible for any mishaps because of this post.)

First podcast... done?... Sep 10, 2012

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Well we got off some nice discussion about the CTU strike in Chicago and managed to get through our favorite characters without a total shitstorm...
I'd say a job well done.
Now to wait for Ben to get the actual podcast up...
-Gnawliryc/Cyril

Ay, Jesu Cristo Sep 09, 2012

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So, I'll be busy weekend mornings to afternoons around 3:00 p.m cause work. Work is just a drag cause I got this one manager, but whatever. Just checking to see if the post works.

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