JV Squadcast

S369 - Finale Lombardi May 19, 2022

For the season 3 finale, the gang's all here! Casey and Joe are joined by Lisa Kleinman, Allie Imburgio (nee Lombardi), Jenny Pecora, & Vert to talk about ketchup Pepsi, your dog's legal last name, female circumcision, Mother Queen, a giant NSYNC pencil, making the bed, constant porn texts, and The Patron Saint Of Strategic Rocket Forces Of The Russian Federation. It's mish mosh. It's pish posh. It's poppycock.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Non-Lin3ar May 12, 2022

Got another classic for you as Casey and Joe mismanage their schedule again.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: In this very special non-linear/non-listenable episode the squad deals with technical difficulties by splitting time itself, just like an episode of Star Trek. Casey and Joe talk Utah, share some new tunes, and discuss Casey's recent withdrawal.

S368 - Listen, Lady May 05, 2022

This week with Casey in the Bahamas, returning guest and close friend of the show Jenny Pecora joins Joe to talk about wiping habits, tampon allowance, and experimenting with drugs on your deathbed. Joe breaks down the Five Boro Bike Tour, while Jenny tries to figure out how women can even ride bikes. To be clear, Joe hasn’t tried black tar heroin, yet. It’s fine.

S367 - Paparazzi Team Six Apr 28, 2022

Stop the presses! This week the JV discuss disposing of a dead body, frothing problems, sassy pants, and brain shrinkage. Casey wants to ruin the planet to fix the tick and rat problem, while Joe makes a deal with the devil. Also, friend of the show Chris Vert “calls in” and continues to fail the podcast. The password is: ass munch.

S366 - Secret Pear Adventure Apr 22, 2022

It's pear season, bitches

S365 - Uncle Eyebrow's Uncle Juice Apr 14, 2022

The boys are back and airing grievances. This week Casey plots his revenge, which is either rude or respectful, while Joe wants to know the nautical laws for romancing on a boat. Also, is this the only podcast where people change their babies diapers on it? Probably.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: The Legendary Pop Tarts Story Apr 07, 2022

Things been mad busy in the JV Squadverse this week, so we're going to play an episode from the archives that we randomly picked.

We will return!

S364 - The OFFICIAL Eulogy of Casey Jost Mar 31, 2022

Warning: The following podcast contains a pointless discussion of two (not quite) best friends who argue over who’s going to face their demise first and win the prize of delivering the funeral's sole eulogy.

S363 - Brovid: Based On The Not So Novel 'Push' by Coronavirus Mar 24, 2022

This week Casey Jost (Billy On The Street) and Joe Imburgio (Monsignor Farrell High School's Fiorello!) discuss their trip to the Minty Awards and finally become one step closer to a MEGOT. Also, the boys talk about poop (duh), smooth brain idiots, and the breast milk queen. And special guest/friend/actress Janine Harouni (The Batman) stops by and reveals her true feelings about Joe’s smart pants.

S362 - Noodle Bag or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Direct Joe’s Naked Body Mar 17, 2022

This week @caseyjost, who wants a Dutch mudslide (not sexual) & @si_sadboy, uhh wait…@yes_badboy…no, @si_badboy, who believes it would be nice to be assassinated (that can’t be true), try to figure out who is the plump one and who is the svelte one (you’ll never guess). Now picture a door. Cut that door in half. That’s a French door, right? (it’s not).

S361 - Don't Plump Up Mar 10, 2022

For the home audio listeners this week the boys are joined by Chris Vert, while cleaning his bathroom, and Jenny Pecora, who's defending her honor from Joe, and the gang discuss Casey letting himself go and having two beers, Dame Joe Imburgio being taken by the dark web, and the price you pay when Casey gets recognized by the UPS guy. But seriously, what do you think of Joe's stupid glasses?

S360 - Bleeping and Booping Mar 03, 2022

Chicken = immunity. No TikTok, no drugs. New nose love. Give head vs. got head. Loser laps & stalker parents. Forrest Gump + Gen X. Booping. Real teens, real penis. Wax in the ear, acne on the lips. Safe sex < no sex. This will all make sense in the end.

S359 - Pee On My Butt, But Don't Pee On My Bidet Feb 24, 2022

The JV is joined by upperclassman Brian Quinn to answer the question we’re all thinking, is the guy reading a book in a bar a dick? Also, Casey talks shit about having a kid while Joe wants 20 of them. And finally, don’t try. Featuring a special appearance by Chris Vert.

S358 - DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE Feb 17, 2022

This week the boys are joined by fellow friend & musician Jonah Maurer and reach back in the catalog to break down their early recordings and discuss why the fire keeps burning inside, how we are not our cars, and, of course, fingering someone. After listening to some of each other's most embarrassing early work, everyone involved would prefer you did not listen to this episode.

S357 - Stop And Smell The Shit Blossoms Feb 10, 2022

This week the boys talk about life's true struggles, like switching from Android to iPhone, balancing work, getting shit on, and the mid-30’s pants crisis. But on the plus side, Casey finally notices Joe’s true beauty.

S356 - Farte Blanche Feb 03, 2022

And just like that…the band is back together! Special guest Jenny Pecora finally returns to the pod! The trio debate the topics of milk, farting in front of your significant other, pre-puke vs. post-puke, and the human condition. 3...2...1...Blast off!

S355 - Fat Herb's Day Jan 27, 2022

Big announcement: Casey got a baby, Joe's getting an iPhone (much to his chagrin). Also, the boys discuss the perks of scamboning fatherhood, the dilemma of getting a haircut, and the real plague in the world, Psorasis-19.

S354 - Casey's Apparent Jan 20, 2022

It’s Inducing Eve! And it's the last podcast before Casey is a dad. Single woman, soon to be double woman, Lisa Kleinman joins the guys to ask the important questions: Should Joe be the side piece parent? Is recycling the biggest scam? Is House of Gucci an actual house? Did we save any room for dessert? COLOSTRUM LA VISTA, BABY.

S353 - Father Pukes Jan 13, 2022

The guys discuss what's appropriate to do in the buff, their many roles for the upcoming Jody Sellers (call PP0-G1J-WUGU) wedding, and ask the age-old question about female dogs. This is maybe the filthiest podcast they've ever done. Get bent.

S352 - After Hours with Brooks Jan 06, 2022

Brooks Allison returns! This week the boys discuss Joe’s and Brooks’ night on the town being wowed by German entertainment, while Casey stays at home being the Chief Hydration Officer.

S351 - The Job Interview Dec 30, 2021

Joe and Casey interview Mark Kronstein - @markkronstein - for the prestigious position of Producer and Editor of the JV Squadcast. Can Mark survive the brutal gauntlet of questions the boys subject him to, even though they pretty much promised him the job as soon as he asked for it? Listen and find out for yourself.

S350 - A Busty Reboot Dec 23, 2021

Casey begins nesting and tinkering in preparation for his little one while Joe absorbs culture. Be prepared to look up the drawings of Rob Liefeld.

S349 - Casey's Big News Dec 16, 2021

Casey has some very exciting news to share with everyone - he started going to the gym! Also Lisa's pregnant.

S348 - Trouble in Paradise Dec 09, 2021

Joe loses his wedding ring while on vacation - but gains a new friend.

S347 - Introducing... Mr. Imburgio Dec 02, 2021

The bois talk about Joe's nuptials and Broadway's STOMP!

S346 - Coolness21 Nov 25, 2021

Joe just had his bachelor party - the bois give the inside scoop.

S345 - Cristian The Coal Trader Nov 18, 2021

The cocky boys are back! Joe and Casey enjoy mid-day coffee cocktails and an Italian environmental terrorist tries to get buy a unit in Casey's building.

S344 - Sexy Pinocchio Nov 11, 2021

Joe gets his eyebrows threaded and buys his cousin's kid a special gift. Casey gets his luggage fixed and discusses an angry parent from his coaching days.

S343 - Episode B Nov 04, 2021

Allie joins the boys to talk about upcoming nuptials, Joe's eyebrow's getting threaded, how it's impossible to herb out Casey's mom, and Joe's wisdom teeth.

S342 - The Triumphant Return Oct 28, 2021

The JV Squadcast returns after a brief nearly yearlong hiatus with the midseason premiere of new episodes.

Bonus Episode: JV Squadcast meets Tall Tales Podcast Dec 18, 2020

JV Squad teams up with the Tall Tales Podcast for this bonus ep. Check out Tall Tales Pod, hosted by our pal the one and only Jody Sellers!

S341 - High School's All About Lunch Dec 10, 2020

S340 - Us Not Knowing Anything Dec 05, 2020

S339 - Ahhh Get Out Of Town Nov 28, 2020

S338 - Teacher Teacher! Nov 20, 2020

S337 - A Podcast Nov 13, 2020

S336 - Deleted Scenes From The Mask! Nov 06, 2020

S335 - Chintzy Halloween! Oct 30, 2020

S334 - Jesse Kistow Davis Oct 20, 2020

S333 - Moment of Silence Oct 08, 2020

S332 - We Shouldn't Use Full Names Sep 29, 2020

S331 - Virgin Zabbazeen Sep 22, 2020

Casey poops when he means to pee

S330 - Casey's Sun Soaked Apartment Sep 11, 2020

S329 - Christopher John's Grandmother's Dog, Shadow Sep 02, 2020

S328 - KONKO Jul 30, 2020

S327 - You Are What You Administer Jul 22, 2020

S326 - Mississippi Sushi Jul 15, 2020

S325 - Bad Connection Jul 08, 2020

S324 - Back From A Break Jul 01, 2020

S323 - Nurse Aliie Wants The Clap May 14, 2020

S322 - Featuring Rugby Hawthorne May 06, 2020

S321 - Introducing: Jody Sellers Apr 30, 2020

S320 - Tsao and Vert! Apr 24, 2020

S319 - Mike Kelton's Zelda Adventure Apr 16, 2020

S318 - Part 1 with Callin' The Shots Pod Apr 09, 2020

S317 - LMAYAQ Apr 02, 2020

S316 - What Is Life? Mar 26, 2020

S315 - Lisa Kleinman's Takeover Mar 15, 2020

S314 - Tina Tsao's Piss Poor Plant-Sitting Mar 04, 2020

S313 - Johnna Scrabis's Ice Cream Headache Feb 25, 2020

S312 - Young Crimes w Sal Vulcano and David Zucker Feb 20, 2020

JV ScamBonus Ep - Chris Vert To The Rescue Feb 12, 2020

S311 - Will Thaxton's Southern Shenanigans Feb 06, 2020

S310 - Dan Cast's Close Call Feb 06, 2020

S309 - Jay Miller's Teenage Gambling Jan 29, 2020

S308 - Taylor Allen's Movie Theater Mystery Jan 23, 2020

S307 - Nicole Salamak’s Guh Night Jan 15, 2020

S306 - Joe Got Chalked Jan 08, 2020

S305 - Casey's Friend's Engagement Dec 26, 2019

S304 - Brooks Allison's Mugging Dec 18, 2019

S303 - Jonah Maurer Is Shrimp Lucky Dec 11, 2019

S302 - Brian Quinn's Road Trip Dec 03, 2019

S301 - Megan Rico's Driving Instructor Nov 25, 2019

Episode 069 - Vert Bach Party Seas 2 Finale Nov 21, 2019

Special season 2 finale (mostly) live from Chris Vert's bach party.

Episode 068 - Freaky Friday Nov 13, 2019

The boys discuss what would happen if they swapped bodies.

Episode 067 - Joe's Surprise Nov 05, 2019

Joe tries to surprise Casey, with mixed results, and Casey has a bad day. With special guest Danny Green and guest podcast commentary by Jenny Pecora!

Episode 066 - Insufferable Oct 30, 2019

Casey's back from his new home: Chicago, Joe tells the tale of his infidelity in Saratoga, and they both discuss the perfect Halloween costume.

Episode 065 - Slumber Party Animals Oct 24, 2019

Fresh off a slumber party, the boys ASMR the beginning, sexualize the middle, and finally speak to Jody Sellers live on the podcast.

Episode 064 - Eiffel 64 Oct 16, 2019

The boys recount Chris Vert's wedding, discuss their last wills and testaments, and spend some time remembering Casey's legendary swim coach.

Episode 063 - Tokyo Midriff Oct 09, 2019

The boys come up with a more culturally sensitive name for their listeners - and they eat chinese pig brains.

Episode 062 - The Official Jody Sellers Jingle Oct 02, 2019

Ya boyz are getting ready for their upcoming live show (Oct 17th). Meanwhile, they wrote, recorded, and unveil their new JODY SELLERS JINGLE.

Episode 061 - We're Ugly Sep 26, 2019

Joe is back to full health. John Szeluga and James McCarthy join the boys. They talk sports - jkjk. There's no mention of sports.

Episode 060 - Joe Has Meningitis Sep 19, 2019

Casey and a very special guest answer the eternal question: can you be hot AND cool? They discuss vocal house music, AOL sound effects, Jordan Catalano, and more 90s BS.

Episode 059 - Mr. Cold Sep 11, 2019

The boys unpack from their recent travels to Vegas, debut a few new characters, tell tales out of school, and talk about all the celebs they met this week.

Episode 058 - P.R. Sep 04, 2019

Joe tell the sad tale of a lost object. Casey reveals the truth about Carl Jost. And they both describe how their 4 parents could 69 together.

Episode 057 - 123 Fake Street Aug 28, 2019

All the topics you love to hear the boys talk about: sports, tea, chlorine in water, and Casey having a maid.

Episode 056 - Jingles All The Way Aug 21, 2019

The gentlemen discuss what exactly a grain of salt is, Joe shares a very helpful jingle about heartburn, Casey reaches out to a couple of Staten Islanders, and a video from Chris Vert's bachelor party is discussed in detail.

Episode 055 - Sunning vs Sonning Aug 15, 2019

The boys are back in town after an insane bachelor party - but can't give you too many details about it - YET. But they will teach you about sunning, play you some tunes, and talk to you about belly button lint.

Episode 054 - The Gospel According To Neo Aug 07, 2019

The boys watch videos, discuss the uncanny valley, share great grandparent stories, and Joe almost died.

Episode 053 - Big Black Floppy Disks Jul 31, 2019

The boys talk about old houses, (Casey continues to try to sell Joe's parents' place to listeners), more video games, raves on a boat, angry disabled people, Casey's art project, computer strip poker, and a fight that once again threatens to destroy their friendship...

Episode 052 - First Cugine Once Removed Jul 25, 2019

Casey is back from Italy and somehow now a gamer? Joe tells the tale of his high school musical faux pas. And other stuff.

Episode 051 - Schrödinger's Cat Jul 17, 2019

While Jody Sellers pays, the guys basically do a free commercial for Eataly. They also tell some bad boy stories, promote teens using drugs, but worst of all: talk trash about Stranger Things.

Epsiode 050 - Hollywood Hangover Jul 10, 2019

The New York boys are back from California. Listen to their tales of drugs and parties and gay bars and gaits.

Episode 049 - Shredder's Namin' Stuff Now? Jul 03, 2019

The boys are in LA but this episode in from NY. They talk out plans for this season's secret VHS tape. Other topics: ninja turtles, heman, penis catheters, and kissing children (as children).

Episode 048 - The Brown Ring Jul 01, 2019

It never ends....

Episode 047 - The Phantom Men Guests Jun 14, 2019

Guests Connor Ratliff and Ryan Jacobi talk about George Lucas and why Connor pretends to be him once a month, and about the time Connor almost got paid to pretend to be Colonel Sanders.

Episode 046 - Featuring Joe Imbeshini Jun 12, 2019

The boys are back with scambones, you can't hear this's, and for the first time ever: a drop-in phone call from Casey's mom!!

Episode 045 - Tire Ironman and Man Hole Man Jun 05, 2019

In this issue, our fearless super heroes must defeat the villains Dedication Man and Land-Zilla to successfully rob Casey's parents.

Episode 044 - Momeñto May 29, 2019

Casey tests Joe (a fraud) on his food memories... I think... I can't remember.

Episode 043 - WARNING This Sounds Good May 20, 2019

The boys take a stab at actually making the podcast sound good. They discuss some recent events and even give a scambone for old times sake.