Judge Bex

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Cringe jokes and messy desks Mar 01, 2026

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Stefano doesn’t appreciate his mum Francesca’s jokes and wants them to stop. Francesca claims her humour is genetic and can’t help making cracks about lamb at Easter... Judge Bex prescribes a household stand-up comedy competition with the fate of joke-telling hanging in the balance.

Meanwhile. Tess’s desk is an alleged disaster zone, but she claims it’s organised chaos. Mum insists on tidiness, but is her own “bench of clothes” setting the best example – if she’s expected to tidy, mum should practice what she preaches!

Is it ever okay for parents to make cringe jokes? Should 'messy desk, creative mind' override 'tidy house, tidy mind'?

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LEGO wars and Luna's weekend routine Feb 22, 2026

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Joseph and Milo are two brothers at odds over their shared LEGO collection. Joseph’s been working for months on a giant LEGO city using ALL the train tracks and road pieces. Milo wants to start building his own epic railway in his bedroom but he can’t get the tracks back... Whose lego is it anyway?

Meanwhile, Holly wants her well-earned weekend lie-ins, but Dad never feeds the family dog first thing meaning it’s up to Holly, awakened by Luna the Labrador’s desperate whimpers, to stumble out of bed at dawn! Who’s actually responsible for feeding the family pet? Is Dad being lazy, or are Holly and her siblings learning responsibility?

With a surprise star witness and Dad’s not-so-solid defence, Judge Bex weighs up the family’s arguments.

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Battle of the video games Feb 15, 2026

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It's battle of the video games as we dive into two real-life family feuds about screen time and accusations of sneaky Sims sabotage! From Minecraft marathons to secret Sim babies, Judge Bex is ruling on the toughest cases brought by families who can’t agree about gaming and YouTube habits.

In the first, Willow is obsessed with watching Minecraft on YouTube, but Mum wants some peace and quiet from the high-pitched voices. The courtroom gets lively as Willow, Mum, and Rose debate whether screen time is a learning experience or just plain annoying.

Meanwhile, Beatrix gets only half an hour on Sims 4, while Mum sneaks in hours of gameplay and is even accused of borrowing Beatrix’s Sims family! There’s clear evidence, real courtroom drama, and a final ruling that’s guaranteed to get both players thinking about fair play.

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Bottom burps and cleaning chaos Feb 08, 2026

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Aoife is at her wit’s end. Not only is she forced to tidy up after her one-year-old brother Lockie, but she’s also on pants and socks patrol for her messy Dad, Ben. Dad claims to be tidy but brother Baird drops some bombshell confessions.

Meanwhile, Hazel brings Mum Caitlin to the court for a truly gas-tly offence: non-stop farting at the table, even on Christmas! Caitlin claims it’s natural as Judge Bex dives into the delicate etiquette of when and where to let it rip. Who will win: dinner manners or digestive freedom?

Warning: This episode may cause giggles and a sudden urge to clean your room…

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Screen time at the table and showtime all-the-time Feb 01, 2026

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Who controls screen time at dinner time? Brothers Teddy and Percy are fed up: all they want is to watch The Simpsons with their spaghetti, but their parents say iPads are off the table! But is it fair when Mum and Dad are glued to their own phones, scrolling away? Even Grandma Sheila is called to the stand...

Plus, when does a joke stop being funny? Mia is desperate for a straight answer to “What time is it?” But Mum Lisa can only reply with a Hamilton-inspired “It’s showtime!” With Dad now in on the act and the ‘funny’ reply spreading through the house, Mia’s had enough. Is Mum’s joy worth Mia’s frustration – or will Judge Bex mandate a full musical performance for every joke crack?

Whose side are YOU on? Should parents have to follow the same rules as kids when it comes to screens at dinner? And when do family jokes finally wear out their welcome? Connor and Lauren join Judge Bex in chambers to weigh up phone etiquette, tricksy grown-ups, surprise relatives, and households where every minute really could be showtime.

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Vanishing ice cream and packing panic Jan 23, 2026

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Daya keeps finding empty ice cream tubs every morning before school. She and her siblings swear it isn’t them and health-kick Mum’s ruled out as the culprit. All signs point to Dad but when confronted he blames the so-called "ice cream monster"...

Meanwhile, Sophia’s family is moving house and she wants to pack her own things. Mum Lisa thinks she's got a few too many bits-and-bobs and admits she might "accidentally" leave a few behind... including some precious teddies!

Judge Bex listens to both cases to decide who gets packing.

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Battle of the TV remote and the case of the chocolate breakfast Jan 19, 2026

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Who controls the after-school TV time? Big sister Olive just wants to watch her relaxing baking shows, but little sis Robin keeps hijacking the remote for Ninjago. Sibling tensions soar as both make their case to Judge Bex.

Plus, Jacob dreams of Smarties and chocolate eggs for breakfast, but mum lays down the law – cheese on toast, yogurt, and fruit only! Should breakfast be savoury and filling, or is it okay to indulge your sweet tooth in the morning?

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Dog debate and Mario Kart madness with Liz Pichon Jan 12, 2026

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Ella and her mum dream of bringing a waggy-tailed, four-legged friend into the family, but Dad isn't convinced and fears he’ll end up with all the chores.

Young Archie takes his dad to court, accusing him of playing Nintendo Switch while Archie has to slog through homework. Worse still, Dad blames Mum and isn't even any good at Mario Kart!

Judge Bex investigates and settles the score with expert witness Liz Pichon.

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Hugh Bonneville and Hattie's homework happy dad Jan 06, 2026

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Welcome to the hilarious family courtroom of Judge Bex!

Bex settles two dramatic disputes: Isla versus her dad “Fishboy” over unfair bath time rules, and Hattie versus her homework-happy dad who wants three hours of maths daily. With special guest Hugh Bonneville weighing in and creative verdicts all round, Judge Bex’s judgments are fair, funny, and final!

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Judge Bex is coming soon Dec 16, 2025

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All rise for Judge Bex: the podcast where family feuds meet their match. Siblings and offspring go head-to-head over pets, homework, and just about everything else. Join Judge Bex as she hears the evidence, untangles the truth, and delivers a verdict.

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