Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E2 - Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse Jul 17, 2019

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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! This week we find our pals stranded in a kelp forest with only their wits and a copyrighted conch to guide them. Also we find a majestic, graceful, debbie-like seahorse named Mystery. Let's discuss survival tactics, proper animal care, and a possible cult controlling Bikini Bottom. So hop in our clubhouse and we can welcome you to the podcast!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E1 - The Algae’s Always Greener / SpongeGuard on Duty Jul 10, 2019

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We’re back with a new season! This week we watch Plankton switch lives with Mr. Krabs and regret it. Then we watch SpongeBob pretend to be a lifeguard. We discuss Plankton’s BDSM mask, freaky friday, and what it takes to be a lifeguard. Give us a listen and learn what that white stuff on SpongeBob’s nose is and why comparing lives is complicated. Be ready cause the podcast is back and we will be here for you today, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day…...okay mostly weekly but either way come join us!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E20 - Squid on Strike / Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm Jun 13, 2019

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End of this Season and we’re going on strike! Just kidding! But we are finishing strong! We watch how Squidward advocates for the working class and how Sandy tries save Bikini Bottom from an ALASKAN BULL WORM. Along the way we learn about capitalism, picket sign puns, and that not all ideas are good ideas. Take a break from pushing your city to a safe place and give our podcast a listen!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E19 - Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games Jun 06, 2019

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Hey all you people! Hey all you people...will you listen to meeeee! We just made a podcast, it’s no ordinary podcast, it’s a podcast filled with SpongeBob moralityyyyyy. We watch SpongeBob crate a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly and unknowingly aid factory farming! Also we see Friend vs. Friend at the fry cook games! We discuss veganism, economic corruption, and the specifics of fry cook pole vaulting. You will want to listen to this podcast and see if we stick the landing!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E18 - Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown May 30, 2019

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Watch your mouth! That kinda language isn’t allowed here...at least not today! This episode we watch SpongeBob learn his first curse word and take Squidward’s art class. We talk about eels and escalators, art, Minecraft and vulgarities. We learn how to be good mentors, imposing artistic views, and the complicated world around dropping “sentence enhancers”. Now please excuse Josh and Omar as they listen to this podcast while playing Minecraft.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E17 - Procrastination / I’m with Stupid May 22, 2019

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Quick help me make sand furniture! My parents are coming and I have to impress them! But before you do listen to this week’s podcast. We see Spongebob wait until last minute to write his paper and then see him pretend to be dumb for Patrick. We learn just really HOW dumb patrick’s “family” is and the lengths you can go to procrastinate. We discuss how badly we have procrastinated, Patricks questionable behavior, Starfish day and how dumb people can really be. Don’t wait up to hear this episode!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E16 - Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love May 16, 2019

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Hey? Who is flickering the lights? Nosferatu! We watch what spooky stuff happens the Krusty Krab when it is open 24 Hours. Also we find out what it’s like when Mr. Krab’s is in loooove. Along the way we figure out why doing things at night is just better, talk about sugar daddies, and talk about fish skin! Don’t wait until 3AM to listen to this podcast! Actually you can listen to this whenever you want!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E15 - The Secret Box / Band Geeks May 08, 2019

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You can’t listen to this episode it's a secret episode! Just kidding! This episode is a riot! We have 3 guests on: Fatimah Amill, Hanna Lockhart, and Jose Martinez! We talk about what we all agree is the best SpongeBob episode. We see what secrets can do to friends. We watch Squidward achieve Sweet victory over his nemesis. All while learning about band life, secret keeping, and a lot of random personal details about our guests! You definitely don’t want to miss this!

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E14 - Welcome to the Chumbucket / Frankendoodle May 02, 2019

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Don’t gamble your life away! Luckily we have a special Returning guest this week, Destanie to keep us in check. This week we see why a grill is not a home and watch SpongeBob create sentient life from a magical pencil! We learn just what we are willing to lose, how there is usually a woman behind every good idea, and we ponder where SpongeBob poops from when his buttcrack is erased. Also its our 1 year anniversary! YAY! THANK YOU LISTENERS FOR YOUR LOVE. While you listen to this podcast, I will look for my pencil... I think I might have dropped it into the ocean.

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E13 - Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath Apr 24, 2019

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I would walk through the perfume department to listen to this week’s episode! Thankfully you don’t have to do that! This week we watch our Sea friends drafted onto the Flying Dutchmans boat and somehow this episode has multiple endings? We also watch Gary avoid bath time! We educate ourselves on proper bathing, scaring people, and talk about wishes! You don’t need to be clean to listen to this podcast!

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