I Seduce The Dragon

S2 EP06 | Chekhov’s Moose Feb 18, 2025

It’s all fun and moose facts till someone (*cough* Erastus *cough*) races off ahead of the party without warning.

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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S2 EP05 | The Gang Ignores Several Warnings Feb 04, 2025

It’s 10 year old Segen’s turn to do the ritual and no one thinks this is a bad idea.

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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S2 EP04 | Erastus, Panicking, Makes a Sandwich Jan 21, 2025

Tohri does the ritual to control his weretiger abilities. It is not fun for him.

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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FEED DROP: Ryan and Dana dine at a strip club on "Fine Dining" Jan 15, 2025

Ryan and Dana from our show were guests on the "Fine Dining" podcast, and dined at ... a strip club! Enjoy their antics and head over to the Fine Dining podcast for Part 2!

"Fine" Dining is the hilarious search for the most mediocre chain restaurant in America. Host Michael Ornelas hits popular spots like IHOP, Texas Roadhouse, & Chili's to try and find the perfectly average 5-out-of-10 "fine" dining experience.

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S2 EP03 | You’re A Monster, Marry Me Anyway Jan 07, 2025

Tohri and Martha tie the knot!

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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FEED DROP: Talking "ACOTAR" on Parlor of the Paranormal Dec 28, 2024

Cristina's other podcast has a mini series called "Parlor of the Paranormal" where the hosts review supernatural romance novels. We bring you an episode where they discuss the wildly popular A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES.

"Parlor of the Paranormal" is an offering of the "Cults Cryptids & Conspiracies Podcast."

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PARLOR OF THE PARANORMAL: A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES (FULL)

CULTS CRYPTIDS & CONSPIRACIES

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HOLIDAY SPECIAL: The Afterglow (Freebie) Dec 24, 2024

This is The Afterglow, our patreon-exclusive aftershow hosted by Ryan Keely! 'Tis the season for giving, and in the spirit of the holiday, this one's free! 😘🎄

An extended version is available on our Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/c/ISeduceTheDragon

So don your holiday finery (you can see we have!), and see how Ryan runs the show for a change...

Happy New Year, all!

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

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S2 EP02 | Peak Dysfunction Dec 17, 2024

Gentry has an unsettling dream, and as usual: no one believes her.

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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FEED DROP: Jess (mostly) survives “Party of One” Dec 11, 2024

Our DM Jess made 4 characters (based on our players) to guest on "Party of One", where they blast off to the horrifying reaches of the unknown in Mothership, the award-winning sci-fi horror RPG!

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SUPPORT JEFF ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/jeffstormer

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S2 EP01 | New Season, New Holes Dec 03, 2024

Tohri is covered in blood, not clothing. Gentry has some new followers to protect. And Erastus has a fun sexy new face tentacle.

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Season 1 Review! (A Rollercoaster, Not a Map) Nov 19, 2024

We're BACK BABY! Don’t remember where we left off? Neither do the players. And honestly, this utterly chaotic recap... probably won't help. But let’s remember, together.

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Ryan Keely (“Erastus”)
Cristina Van Epps (“Tohri”)
Vanessa Flanders (“Martha”)
Dana Scarborough (“Gentry”)
Jess Parks as the DM

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

Music licensed from the Soundstripe music library

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BONUS Ashes to Ashes, Dirt to Dirt, Pt 2 (Crossover with Dumbgeons & Dragons) Oct 08, 2024

It’s the terrifying conclusion to the crossover between two D&D podcasts!. Will the couples survive the nightmare, or will they be buried under the weight of their unresolved issues… and dirt?

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Maddie/Sarah played by Carla Maxted
Seraphina/Thaddeus played by Amy More
Shannon/Greg played by Dana Scarborough
The GM is Jess Parks

Story based on the “Dead Channel” one shot by Grant Howitt:

The Dirt Man character created by Carter Vail

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Feed Drop: Ryan and Cristina guest on Dumbgeons & Dragons Oct 02, 2024

We've sent Ryan ("Erastus") and Cristina ("Tohri") to the Dumbgeons & Dragons podcast to stir up some chaos on their show for a change! They've rolled up new characters for this, because they're actually becoming part of their MAIN story arc!

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BONUS: Ashes to Ashes, Dirt to Dirt, Part 1 (Crossover with Dumgeons & Dragons) Sep 24, 2024

This is a crossover with the Dumbgeons & Dragons podcast! Amy More and Carla Maxted join Dana and Jess to play a horror movie scenario that’s bizarre, deadly, and fiendishly fun. Our players may have never heard of the TikTok sensation, The Dirt Man, but they’re about to get very familiar when he unexpectedly comes to town…

Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Maddie/Sarah played by Carla Maxted
Seraphina/Thaddeus played by Amy More
Shannon/Greg played by Dana Scarborough
The GM is Jess Parks

Story based on the “Dead Channel” one shot by Grant Howitt:

https://gshowitt.itch.io/dead-channel

The Dirt Man character created by Carter Vail

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Feed Drop: The Dungeoncast interviews Jess Parks Aug 28, 2024

William and Brian talk with Dungeon Master and Producer, Jess Parks, of the I Seduce The Dragon podcast. Gain the insight into what it takes to curate an actual play podcast from writing all the way to post production and more this week on The Dungeoncast!

Watch it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzT2GHjpAHA

The Dungeoncast is a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition podcast where co-hosts, Will and Brian, explore all things D&D including lore, game mechanics, and creative concepts.

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Episode 12: Season Finale, Pt 2 Aug 13, 2024

Will they survive the dinner party? Will Tohri feel feelings? HOW DOES IT END?

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 11: Season Finale, Part 1 Jul 30, 2024

Tohri takes his “betrothed” Martha to a dinner party with the enemy. Gentry finds the captives and learns a little more about how to be a demi-god. Erastus does as Erastus do.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 10: Taint A Problem Jul 16, 2024

Everyone learns about the origin of the weretiger curse, and the complications.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 09: We Are the Railers, Not the Railees Jul 02, 2024

The party skips town with Alfie and finds out that getting Annvieg out of Lonelywood will be tougher than they thought.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our ear worm theme song

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Episode 08: The Demigod of Rambling Conversations Jun 18, 2024

Gentry gets a lesson in the birds and bees of divine procreation. Erastus does what he does best: deny deny deny.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 07: A Date with Death (ft. Chowder) Jun 04, 2024

Tohri has a date with Torga Icevein.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 06: Plot Happens May 21, 2024

Erastus returns to his tavern at long last to discover all is not well. Everyone learns all sorts of stuff about Erastus, who tries as hard as possible to forget it again.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 05: Mr. Bingo's Revenge May 07, 2024

Erastus answers a most dangerous booty call and everyone else is left with the mess.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

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Episode 04: The Strongest A**holes in the Ten Towns Apr 23, 2024

The dragon falls. Everyone gets a cookie. Erastus extracts information from a very unlucky captive.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon

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Episode 03: Best Roleplay Mates Apr 09, 2024

The dragon fled to Easthaven but the crew gives chase. Old beefs become shaky alliances.

“Best Friends” Guitar lick by John Huldt

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Theme music by Chris Westlake

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Episode 02 (Clippy's Version): Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings Apr 01, 2024

This is the SAME Episode 2, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.

A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song

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Episode 02: Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings Mar 26, 2024

A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely
Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps
Martha played by Flanders
Gentry played by Dana Scarborough
The DM is Jess Parks

Thanks to Chris Westlake for that ear-worm theme song

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon

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Episode 01 (Clippy's Version): Pilot Mar 19, 2024

This is the SAME Episode 1, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.

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We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?

Content Warning: violence, torture, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.

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Erastus played by Ryan Keely

Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps

Martha played by Flanders

Gentry played by Dana Scarborough