I Never Liked You

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94. Dieting Oct 23, 2025

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We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it.

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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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93. Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang? Oct 16, 2025

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We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch.

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00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?

02:01 How Will We Do?

03:29 Bet

04:30 No Cap

06:34 Bussin

08:41 Sigma

10:11 Lowkey

13:58 Skibidi

15:13 Ohio

17:01 Ratio

17:45 Lobbied

20:19 Shook

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92. Were These Old TV Shows Overrated or Underrated? Oct 09, 2025

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We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe.

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🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠

🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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00:00 Rating Old TV Shows

00:07 Friends

01:07 Seinfeld

02:44 King of Queens

03:28 Will & Grace

04:00 Frasier

04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond

05:33 Boy Meets World

06:34 Step By Step

06:55 Full House

09:48 Sister, Sister

10:32 The X-Files

11:59 ER

12:11 Touched by an Angel

12:28 Gilmore Girls

13:34 All That

14:43 That’s So Raven

15:49 In Living Color

16:31 SNL

16:43 The Sopranos

17:48 The Office

19:16 Arrested Development

19:18 30 Rock

20:16 Parks and Recreation

20:33 How I Met Your Mother

20:38 Two and a Half Men

21:03 The Big Bang Theory

21:25 Lost

21:27 24

21:29 House

21:31 Grey’s Anatomy

22:17 Prison Break

22:21 American Idol

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91. Reading Mean Comments About Us Oct 02, 2025

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We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode.

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88. Giving Viewers Terrible Advice Sep 11, 2025

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This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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00:00 Intro

00:36 How Do I Find Love

01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law

03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover

04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off

06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks

07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me

08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie

09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t

10:28 Exploring My Sexuality

12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI

13:58 Stressing About College

14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On?

15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job

20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not

21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass

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86. What Would We Do If… EVERYTHING Went Wrong? Aug 28, 2025

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We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits.

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85. Mythical Creatures Aug 21, 2025

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We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much.

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84. Which Cartoon Characters Can Say F** Aug 14, 2025

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We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible.

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🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠
🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠
🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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83. Our Toxic Traits Aug 07, 2025

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We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun.

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🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com
🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4

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82. Coldplay Kissing Disaster Jul 31, 2025

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We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table.

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