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101. The Holidays! Dec 18, 2025

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Its the most wonderful time of year and no better way to spend it then to hear Nick and Matteo yap about the Holidays. In this episode, we discuss Nick getting ripped off at the Christmas Markets, horrible people on flights, and the origins of Christmas. Enjoy!! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips

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100. Episode 100 Dec 11, 2025

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We made it to 100 episodes, so this week we’re celebrating by looking back at our most viral clips — the moments that escaped the podcast and fully took on a life of their own. We break down what was happening behind the scenes, why these moments connected, and how accidentally saying the wrong thing at the right time can haunt you forever on the internet. Thank you for watching, listening, clipping, sharing, and sticking with us for 100 episodes. We genuinely couldn’t do this without you.

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99. Monét X Change Dec 04, 2025

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This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/INLY Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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98. London Nov 20, 2025

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We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas.

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00:00 Check Out Our New Merch!

00:47 We Went to London!

04:18 Nick’s First Time in London!

05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea

08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick

09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US

14:34 Driving on the Other Side

19:12 Mimicking Accents

20:31 Nick Does Squidward

22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US

25:17 What Do We Think of London?

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97. Who Knows More? Geography Nov 13, 2025

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This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count.

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96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson Nov 06, 2025

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We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster

00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds

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95. Halloween Oct 30, 2025

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00:00 Intro

05:18 Halloween

05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies

09:18 Kennywood

12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters

21:23 When Was the Victorian Era?

24:14 Do We Like Halloween?

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87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl Oct 28, 2025

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We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg.

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90. The Nicest We'll Ever Be Oct 28, 2025

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This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be.

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89. Trying To Survive Oct 28, 2025

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We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits.

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