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IHGB #369-- Bachelor Grant Recap Episode 2: Let's Go To The Mall Feb 07, 2025

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Hello, everyone!

Well, it’s Episode 2 of Bachelor Grant’s journey to find love, and he is off to an interesting start. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the most important details, including:

How do we feel about someone describing us as “juicy?”
Who is Mario, and did anyone know he had become so popular after the Step Up dance movie?
Was Carolina oblivious to the fact that the vibe was off after her cocktail party or was she faking it?
And if I tell you that we are going to the mall, what song immediately plays in your head?

If it’s not Robin Sparkles, you don’t know me at all.

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IHGB #368: Bachelor Grant Recap – Episode 1 Jan 29, 2025

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Hello, everyone!

We are excited to be back in another season of The Bachelor, where Some Guy in Austin and I try to help Grant on his journey to find love. He has a lot of contenders, a few potential crazies, and one llama-loving gal who, by my predictions, will go far.

Here’s hoping Linda

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IHGB #367 -- Let's Meet Bachelor Grant's Ladies Jan 10, 2025

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Happy New Year!

Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to share our picks for Season 29 of The Bachelor! You’ll be happy to know that we have clear favorites, a few solid question marks, and a healthy debate on who we think is the villain. Spoiler: We believe there’s more than one.

Needless to say, we are excited for Grant and his journey to find love and wish him nothing but happiness. Bring on the crazies, and let’s get this party started!

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IHGB #366: Hallmark Christmas Movie Reviews Dec 19, 2024

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Hello, everyone!

Well, Stephanie is back, and we are talking Hallmark Christmas movies. Then we dive into one of the most anticipated Hallmark Christmas movies if you are a Swiftie! We watched Holiday Touchdown and had so many thoughts that we had to podcast immediately.

Let the record show I sipped one or two gingerbread martinis during the blessed event, so I may be a touch giggly. Go Chiefs! Go Taylor Nation! And message me if you want the gingerbread martini recipe. It was a yuletide delight!

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Holiday Touchdown (Hallmark)

Hallmark+

Christmas in Notting Hill (Netflix)

The Holidate (Netflix)

Twas the Date Before Christmas (Hallmark)

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IHGB #365 -- Netflix Christmas Movie Reviews Dec 10, 2024

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Hello everyone!

Well, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, and because so many of you have messaged me, I am excited to announce that Stephanie is joining me for a Christmas movie review we watched on Netflix. Don’t worry! Hallmark Christmas movies are coming in our next episode, but we just had to report on our findings and give feedback in case you, too, were pulled in by the Yuletide marketing.

I think we can safely say that Chad Michael Murray is still dear to both of us. He can’t dance worth a flip. But he’s dear. And not too shabby in the physique department!

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The Merry Gentlemen trailer

Our Little Secret trailer

Hot Frosty trailer

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IHGB #364 -- 'Wicked' Movie Review with Lara Dec 02, 2024

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Hello, everyone!

I took a little break for Thanksgiving, and during that time, I went to see the movie Wicked with my friends Lara and Stephanie. I walked away from that experience with a lot of feelings, thoughts, opinions, and a piece of choreography that will live in my head forever as I try desperately to go to sleep at night.

Wicked will do that to you, my friends. It’s two green thumbs up for this reviewer. Give me a shout if you think the film is popular! LAR!

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Wicked movie trailer

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IHGB #363 -- Golden Bachelorette Finale Recap: Joan is Engaged! Nov 15, 2024

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Hello, everyone!

It’s been eight weeks of golden goodness, and Joan’s season finale did not disappoint. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the important parts you need to know, such as:

Joan’s children and the one who has questionable eyewear
Chock’s casual gift of what we think is a townhouse in New York City
And Guy’s Golden Mesnick moment

Each and every year, that move does not disappoint. I love it!

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IHGB #362 -- Golden Bachelorette Joan Recap Episode 7: Not So Fantasy Suites Nov 04, 2024

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Hello everyone!

It’s fantasy week, people, and Joan is taking the hanky panky out of the equation because she’s a classy lady. I applaud Joan for her conviction! Some Guy in Austin wonders if that’s why one of her suitors bailed. Per the usual, this makes for some great content on the podcast.

Don’t worry, Joan. I’ve got your back!

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IHGB #361 -- Golden Bachelorette Recap Episode 6: Hometowns Oct 25, 2024

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Hello, everyone!

We have reached Joan’s hometown dates. Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday Keith was comparing our golden bachelorette to a warm pair of sweatpants straight out of the dryer. And now Joan is galavanting all across the US, trying to memorize the names of her suitors, kids, and grandkids.

Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all sorts of hometown details, including:

Joan’s choice of wardrobe in Lake Tahoe and if sunscreen was applied to the exposed parts of her boobs.
The beauty of Pascal’s children and how his son also wears friendship bracelets, just like his dad!
How you could fit an entire person between Joan and Jordan when they were sitting on a couch meeting his family.
And Chock’s decision to invite all of Bachelor Nation to grieve his mother by planting a tree with the entire extended family.

I call that a party foul. Do you?

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IHGB #360 -- Golden Bachelorette Joan Recap Episode 5: Shock and Awe Oct 18, 2024

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Hello, everyone!

Some Guy in Austin is back, and we are ready to discuss this week’s episode of Joan’s golden journey. We have lots of thoughts, opinions, and questions, including the following:

Do we want to see sixty-year-old men in tightie whities? No, thank you.
Was Chock a jackwagon for acting like Joan was his girlfriend on the bowling date?
Did Pascal recoil at the rented shoes on said bowling date?
Is Mark the sweetest, kindest man on the planet?
How shocked were you by the final four?

I personally yelled at the television.

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