How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Latest Episodes:

How To Survive Crabs! (w/ Griffin Kelly) Oct 20, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive catching body crabs and Griffin Kelly joins us to talk about how she survived an ever growing horde of land crabs!

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How To Survive Sun Bakes & Earthquakes (w/ Lisa Arch) Oct 13, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme sunburns and Lisa Arch joins us to share her experience during the '94 Northridge Earthquake.

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How To Survive Leggy Centipedes & Armed Robbery (W/ Andy Kindler) Oct 06, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive creepy crawly centipedes and Andy Kindler joins us to share his story about the time a store he was working at was robbed by armed men!

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How To Survive Alzheimer's (W/ Jason Salmon) Sep 29, 2026

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an Alzheimer's diagnosis and Jason Salmon joins us to share his experiences with his Father's Alzheimer's.

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How To Survive Christian Nationalism & Growing Up Evangelical (w/ Matt LeGrande) Sep 22, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the growing threat of Christian Nationalism, and Matt LeGrande joins us to share his experiences growing up gay as an evangelical Christian.

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How To Survive Being Undocumented & Making a Documentary (w/ Vana Thiero) Sep 15, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a documentary about her two sons who are on the Autism Spectrum.

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How To Survive Coyotes Sep 08, 2026

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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive coyotes!

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How To Survive Getting Sick Abroad & Touring Europe (w/Lauren Ash) Sep 01, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting sick while you're traveling- it's very common, and actress (Superstore) and musician Lauren Ash joins us to share her experiences on her sold-out UK tour!

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How To Survive A Cover-Up & A Nude Scene (W/ Amy Landecker) Aug 25, 2026

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a government cover-up, and Amy Landecker joins us to share her experience filming her first nude scene!

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