How I Met Your Monster - Zach Wincik and Danny Salemme

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Confederate Vampires in ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER Jan 20, 2025

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Continuing our HIGH OCTANE KILLS triple feature, we're headed back to the 1800s with Timur Bekmambetov’s blood-soaked revisionist history hemoglobin-hungry hellscape. The political stakes are high, the wooden stakes are bloody, and honest Abe is honestly a badass as we twirl our axe and rewrite facts to meet an army of Confederate vampires in ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER, starring Benjamin Walker, Rufus Sewell, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Jimmi Simpson, and Marton Csokas.

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The Crypt: THE THING Re-Release (Patreon Preview) Jan 13, 2025

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We're opening THE CRYPT for Patreon members to re-visit (or experience for the first time) the first 50 episodes of How I Met Your Monster, starting with a re-release of Episode 5 on John Carpenter's THE THING! In celebration of this week's live stream of The Thing, we're looking back on the days when Casey was not yet a host, but a recurring guest! To listen to the full episode and hear the beginnings of a beautiful horror movie loving relationship, check out our Patreon!

We've grown a lot on our show when it comes to format and content, but also in the actual recording process itself. So while our early episodes don't have polish or quality audio that we're used to today, we think they're still a fun listen. We hope you enjoy!

Now let's go meet some monsters. Again.

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Big Daddy Mars in John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS Jan 06, 2025

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Kicking off our HIGH OCTANE KILLS triple feature, we’re cocking our metallic uzis and throwing caution to the crimson wind to meet the masochistic Martian, Big Daddy Mars, in John Carpenter’s GHOSTS OF MARS, starring Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, Jason Statham, Pam Grier, Clea DuVall, Joanna Cassidy, Liam Waite, and Richard Cetrone.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Audio Commentary (Patreon Preview) Jan 01, 2025

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Here’s a preview of our A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET commentary episode — available on Patreon for Maniac Tier Patrons. If you wanna listen, find How I Met Your Monster on Patreon and become a member!

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Terrifier 2 Audio Commentary (Patreon Preview) Jan 01, 2025

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Here’s a preview of our TERRIFIER 2 commentary episode — available on Patreon for ALL MEMBERS. If you wanna listen, find How I Met Your Monster on Patreon and become a member! This episode does not require a paid membership.

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The Devil and Y2K in Arnold Schwarzenegger's "END OF DAYS" - Season's Creepings Pt 3 Dec 23, 2024

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Wrapping up our SEASON’S CREEPINGS triple feature with Peter Hyam’s 1999 century-capping showdown of good vs. evil. The balls are dropping, the pee is exploding, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is once again going toe-to-toe with holiday monsters as we party like it’s 1999… and panic like it’s Y2K… to meet New York’s most eligible — and evil — Beelzebubian bachelor in END OF DAYS.

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Celebrating the Holidays with a Vampire Bug in Guillermo del Toro's "CRONOS" - Season's Creepings Pt 2 Dec 09, 2024

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Continuing our SEASON'S CREEPINGS triple feature, we're celebrating the holidays with Guillermo del Toro's 1993 bloody, buggy, and moderately festive debut feature film. The clocks are ticking, the cockroaches are scattering, and it's immortality vs. humanity as we pop on some 16th century soul-sucking swag to meet a 400-year-old vampire bug in CRONOS.

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Carving Up Eli Roth's "THANKSGIVING" (w/ Brooke Surgener) - Season's Creepings Pt 1 Nov 25, 2024

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Kicking off our SEASON’S CREEPINGS triple feature, we’re stocking up on Black Friday deals, death, and denial with special guest Brooke Surgener to meet the vengeful plastic-masked John Carver in Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING, starring Patrick Dempsey, Nell Verlaque, Gina Gershon, Rick Hoffman, Gabriel Davenport, Jalen Thomas Brooks, Karen Cliche, and Tim Dillon.

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Enjoying a Nature Walk Through a Masked Killer's POV in Chris Nash's "IN A VIOLENT NATURE" - Masked Up Pt 3 Nov 11, 2024

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Wrapping up our MASKED UP triple feature, we’re trading in chilling chase scenes for savage strolls to meet the monster known only as Johnny in Chris Nash’s IN A VIOLENT NATURE, starring Ryan Barrett, Andrea Pavlovic, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Cameron Love, Reece Presley, Liam Leone, and Charlotte Creaghan.

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BONUS - The How I Met Your Monster 2024 Halloween Monster Ranking Oct 28, 2024

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Over the past year, we’ve been meeting monsters. Now… it’s time to rank ‘em.

We’ve collected the data, synthesized insights, and conducted hours of analysis. By that, we of course mean we ranked all the monsters we’ve met since *last* Halloween.

If you’re more of a visual person, it’s kinda like we took our three individual lists, put them through the shunting process from Society, and created one bigger, mutated, bloodier super list.

So, expect a lot of surprised reactions, a few jump scares, and the likely possibility of bloodshed. This is a horror movie podcast after all.

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