Here for the Wrong Reasons

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You Can't Turn a Dick Into a Husband Sep 12, 2018

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Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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This is a Russian Witch Hunt Sep 04, 2018

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BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home.

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It's an Empty Briefcase Full of Fucking Passion Aug 29, 2018

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BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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Paradise is Stinky and Sweaty Aug 21, 2018

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Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice.

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You Kinda Have to Move with the Cheese Aug 14, 2018

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Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers.

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If My Ass Gets Blurred I'm Doing Something Right Aug 08, 2018

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Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang!

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Uncle Chuck Came in Hot Aug 06, 2018

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Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.

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Typically If Someone is Driving a Rolls Royce Then They Roll the Window Down Jul 31, 2018

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Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation.

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Unnatural Things Jul 24, 2018

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Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together.

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You’ve Got Cool Hockey Mom in Your Blood, Beckster! Jul 17, 2018

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Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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