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    Hello Dysfunction

    A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in. 

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    Copyright: HelloDysfunction©2020

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    Latest Episodes:
    S1 Ep212: Extra, Extra May 05, 2023
    Show notes It’s really true what they say, what’s done in the dark will always come to light.
    What happened to girl code?
    Crystal is almost prom queen at the new Safeway and many thanks to Robyn.
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep211: BG and HD May 01, 2023
    Show notes This week Hello Dysfunction got to sit in with another Bay Area podcast, Burbeck and Garretson. We got some male prospective and a lot covered with seven of us all sitting in.
    Follow them for more awesome episodes at Burbeck & Garretson on Spotify
    and Instagram.com/burbeckandgarretson
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    Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
    Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
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    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep210: Sex Feet Apr 21, 2023
    Show notes We’re still sick.
    Pata Fria is drunk and off her meds.
    The craft supplies are out of hand and Crystal has some great white trash tattoos.
    Crystal’s family has more dark secrets and sharing a bed is poor people shit.
    Check out this week’s sponsor!
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    Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
    Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep209: Big Mama Apr 16, 2023
    Show notes Crystal loves having phlegm.
    Pata Fria is going thru metamorphosis. Again.
    Peez loves to cause a scene and cigarettes are pretty hot. Crystal’s dream ruined their new lashes, local sex workers are making everyone really proud, eating food in the bathroom isn’t that bad and the 90s were pretty barbaric.
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
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    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep208: Small Town Drunk Apr 06, 2023
    Show notes Rest In Peace Queen Prudence.
    Stand on one foot if something is wrong.
    Pata Fria is a single woman and will be for the rest of her life.
    Poppies and eagles are for Merica.
    Carolyn is gonna hit Crystal any day now.
    Uncle Jimmy wants something and Pata Fria really doesn’t need alcohol.
    Check out this week’s sponsor!
    • BetterHelp
    Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
    Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep207: Arch Nemesis Mar 23, 2023
    Show notes This week we’re doing something different and sharing part of an episode that was exclusive to Patreon and we really enjoyed. We hope you like it, the full episode and video are on Patreon.
    Check out this week’s sponsor!
    • BetterHelp
    Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
    Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep206: Wet Irish Meat Mar 18, 2023
    Show notes Sinus infections, vertigo and stomach viruses…oh my! Traffic has Crystal ready to leave earth and tummy tuck swelling is an unpleasant surprise. It’s now illegal to send surprise unwanted nudes in CA and Trump is going to jail.
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep205: Stay Out There Mar 13, 2023
    Show notes It’s a wild Saturday night!
    Crystal got crop dusted, smoking used to be really cool, don’t encourage conversation with strangers and please always ask before dropping some heavy loads on someone.
    Pata Fria can’t see and is still getting really manic. Crystal has taken steps to get her ADD under control and is drinking more water. Fords have no loyalty and being yourself will ultimately give you the best life experience.
    Check out this week’s sponsor!
    • BetterHelp
    Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
    Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep204: Where's Your Teeth?! Mar 05, 2023
    Show notes Crystal is planning a no dairy challenge, Peez is after all the babies, driving in the rain is scary and people are always showing up at Pata Fria’s door.
    Carolyn is doing and not doing whatever she wants, insulting racist humor isn’t funny and you don’t have to claim your whiteness if you don’t want to.
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
    S1 Ep203: Car Sandwich Feb 25, 2023
    Show notes Pay your bills. Crystal is on the loose! We’re experiencing a REAL winter right now and Pata Fria’s foot is probably fractured. Mayo is really important to Crystal, Pata Fria has been leaning on God and they’re both considering starting a church.
    For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
    Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
    Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
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