Have Kids, They Said…

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How’s Your Bottom? Aug 22, 2024

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Rich and Nicole have the case of the Mondays on a Thursday. Someone get these adult kids a drink! Oscar De La Hoya’s latest banana hammock look reminded Rich of De La Hoya’s fishnet look that he wore for a Halloween party years ago. This was the same Halloween party he and Nicole made-out with the same person. Nicole coined the term Manties: panties for men—but on a more serious note, Nicole's whole household is sick, and ZICAM is saving the day! Please sponsor us! Lastly, parents, when do you tell your kids that Santa is not real or that the cover singer who looks like Taylor Swift at the park isn't her?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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You’re Not Ugly, You’re Just Poor Aug 20, 2024

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Nicole is stressed, and Rich is chilling while they reminisce and blush over Saved by the Bell. Together, they salivate over handsome actors over 50: Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Stamos, Idris Elba, Josh Brolin, and more! Rich advises all the parents to open a 529 plan for their kids, and just in case you don't know what that is, a 529 plan is a tax-advantaged savings account designed to be used for the beneficiary's education expenses. We get into Raygun, Snoop Dogg Skechers, and naggy gift-giving grandparents.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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F***ing Coward Aug 15, 2024

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Rich and Nicole get emotional today with Rich’s lovely wife, Sarahhh… But not before covering the story of a fitness girl who brought her Tupperware to a first date. Together, Rich and Nicole take us down memory lane, reminiscing on the different people they’ve dated and breaking down an etiquette list for parents to teach their kids. Sarah gets vulnerable with us and teaches us a lesson on the real meaning of self-care.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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How To Raise A Citizen w/ Lindsey Cormack Aug 13, 2024

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Nicole and Rich invite the very thoughtful Lindsey Cormack onto the podcast today and discuss the importance of being able to have difficult conversations with your kids. Lindsey Cormack's book, How to Raise a Citizen (And Why It's Up to You to Do It), speaks directly to an America in which civic knowledge is alarmingly sparse and many people dread politics. Nicole and Rich might dread talking about this topic with their kids, but Lindsey proposes they shouldn't have to. This book is a tool for parents, educators, and anyone eager to fill this gap. Never fear, we still hear Rich's List and F**k If We Know.

You can find Lindsey's book here: https://howtoraiseacitizen.com/

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

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Sliving Aug 08, 2024

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Rich and Nicole are winning, saying wazzup and welcoming the new Hawk Tuah girl, Buffet Bae. Sorry, not sorry, we are still obsessed with Snoop Dogg and his role in the Olympics. On a funnier yet more serious note, Nicole shares what Matt told her one night after the kids went to bed, and what he said was so spicy! You'll just have to listen. Rich is worried that his wife, Sarah, is refusing to lie to their kids or omitting the truth. They become privy to the latest slang word, combining slay and living, making the word sliving. And we want to know: how would you react to dropping a cake on your kids' special day?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

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D**kqualified Aug 06, 2024

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Nicole and Rich are feeling shiny, not in the Rihanna shine bright like a diamond way, but more in the sweaty, shiny-looking way that Hailey Bieber is encouraging the masses to look like. Together, they marvel at nose jobs on social media and how they seem to be heightening people’s human experience. Like the rest of the world, Nicole and Rich are impressed by French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati and can agree that he took an L at the Olympics, but obtained a W in life! They answer questions from the Have Kids They Said... Facebook group and drop some wisdom on negotiating with your kids.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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You Got the Woozy Tunas Aug 01, 2024

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Rich and Nicole are back this week, with round 2 coming up. Rich shares that his wife, Sarah, and he went out to eat AYCE (all you can eat) sushi, and while Sarah was able to house a lumberjack-sized portion of sushi, Rich was getting woozy here! Nicole might have the funniest "Top That" moment in the history of this podcast, but Rich wants her to under promise and overdeliver. Together, they dig into the trending Trad Wives, Keegan and Hydrocortisone, and a haunted Uber ride.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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THE BOWL SCROLL Jul 30, 2024

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Nicole and Rich wonder if you have ever bumped into a celebrity and if they have ever made you feel like you’ve made their day. Rich shares a little about his experience while stopping by Mort’s in Tarzana, CA. Nicole adds to Rich’s list of the week as she gushes over the Olympics this year. We discuss Snoop Dogg, the many Olympians sharing a single bathroom in their housing, and Rich’s overall spicy take on the Olympics. Together, they answer one parent's plea for help as her daughter develops an attitude as she becomes teen, a 7-year-old's new-found hygiene routine, and a couple’s split guilt.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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We Promised, We Delivered Joe Gatto Jul 25, 2024

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Rich and Nicole welcome the very hilarious and delightful Joe Gatto (Comedian, Actor, Impractical Jokers) back on the show! While catching up with Joe, we chatted about his fun new book available for presale called Where’s Bearry?, co-created with his kids! We dig into his stand-up comedy tour kicking off next month and answer your fan questions for Joe, Nicole, and Rich! Just like in Where’s Bearry?, without spoilers, we learn a little more about how to cope!

Pre Order your copy of Where’s Bearry?

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/734484/wheres-bearry-by-joe-gatto-illustrated-by-luke-flowers/

Check out more on Joe’s tour here:

https://www.joegattoofficial.com/#tour

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Jerkage Jul 23, 2024

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Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain TV shows, knowing very well that it is a lie. The two shared the time their families spent together while Rich was back in New York last week, and yes, it involved shrooms and a glass shard in Rich's drink. Nicole's "hate that" moment this week involves a text message she received last night that is completely bonkers. Rich lays down a list of things not to say in front of your kids, and we are curious if you score as badly as Nicole did.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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