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Stripper Claims A Texas State Rep. Wanted To C$m In His Daughter’s Bake Sale Cookies | 7.29.25 Jul 29, 2025

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:02:10 What does the term “trim” mean?

00:04:30 Pro Life Texas State Rep accused of having multiple abortions with a stripper & wanting to cum in his daughter’s bake sale cookies

00:20:45 Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle jeans ad has everyone calling her a nazi

00:34:50 Ritz Carlton cum water case is thrown out

00:38:20 Parents suing funeral home after they sent their son’s brain in a leaky box

00:41:10 The best ring camera footage of all time!

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Shrek Guy Won't Stop Sniffing Butts in Public | 7.28.25 Jul 28, 2025

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:09:24 The Tea app becomes #1 app on app store and is hacked to reveal 13,000 users IDs and info

00:19:12 Aaron Rodgers toilet rule at training camp

00:25:38 Shrek Guy Won't Stop Sniffing Butts in Public

00:37:22 Jessica Simpson Allegedly Pissed herself on Today Show debuting comeback album

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Trump Bans Homeless, Chuck E Cheese Arrested on Fraud Charges | 7.25.25 Jul 25, 2025

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Episode 1759

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Homeless Person, Hobo, or Vagrant?? Costco, Chuck E Cheese, Sbarro, or Little Caesars Pizza???

(00:07:09) - Sports Page: Little League NJ Team Nearly Robbed of NJ State Title Shot over Bat Flip + RIP Hulk Hogan

(00:19:09) - Trump BANS Homelessness... "We're going back to Looney Bins, people" -Unnamed Source

(00:32:50) - Hive Five: Gas Cans in America Great Again (GCAGA), South Park, Dutch Horse Lover, Summer Long Balls...

(00:36:55) - Chuck E Cheese Arrested on Fraud Charges at Work in Tallahassee, Florida

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The Craziest Medical Stories We've Ever Covered | 7.24.25 Jul 24, 2025

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:07:05 Kohberger sentenced to life without parole and verbally destroyed by the victims’ family members

00:09:15 Fat Joe says he drinks 40 diet Pepsis a day

00:11:50 Black Bear chugs Brisk Iced Tea

00:13:55 WSJ reports the DOJ informed Trump he is on the Epstein files in May

00:22:10 Swedish dr. claims that testosterone gel turned baby girls' sex organs into baby boys’

00:32:10 A woman having fertility problems found out she was allergic to cum

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A Warning for all Organ Donors | 7.23.25 Jul 23, 2025

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Episode 1757 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:07:12 Bear drills in Japan

00:17:09 HHS Report Confirms Organ Harvesters are Murderous Creeps:

00:32:30 Belgian man who was romanced scammed thought he was in a relationship with a French model

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The Swingathon Is Back & Bill Gates Wants To Fill The Earth With Shit | 7.22.25 Jul 22, 2025

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Episode 1756 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Story lineup

(00:01:10) - Chiefing the blunt

(00:06:30) - Donald Trump is demanding the Washington Commanders change back their name to the Redskins

(00:13:35) - Hunter Biden did a 3-hour interview, and he HATES George Clooney

(00:23:15) - Microsoft will soon start injecting the Earth with human shit to cut back on Carbon emissions

(00:28:50) - King Charles is a tyrant in his gardens and has caused almost all his gardeners to quit

(00:33:55) The Swingathon is back and driving neighbors within earshot a lot of grief

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Sex Birthday Card, Sex Guru Camp, and Sex Dolls in the River | 7.21.25 Jul 21, 2025

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Episode 1755 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Story lineup + Coldplay CEO Update

(00:07:20) - Trump sues WSJ over alleged 50th birthday card to Epstein... It allegedly has boobs drawn on it

(00:20:10) - Wes is considering a Sex Guru consultation and discovered "Court Vox" the world's foremost Sex Guru

(00:34:04) - Russia dupes Texas man into immigrating his family and sending him to the front lines, for allegedly no pay

(00:40:36) - Man sucked into MRI machine by 20 lbs. workout chain in deadly Long Island accident

(00:44:58) - Fresno, California person trapped under bridge turns out to be a discarded blow-up sex doll

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Don’t Cheat On Your Wife At A Coldplay Concert | 7.18.25 Jul 18, 2025

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Episode 1754 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:40 Pat’s insane Airbnb thermostat and feral cat story

00:10:02 Golf fans farts loudly into the mic at the British Open

00:14:00 Oregon man with tricycle and arsenal arrested on Pennsylvania Ave

00:21:30 TURD OF THE WEEK: Married CEO of Astronomer caught with his head of HR on Coldplay kiss cam

00:32:40 RFK Jr. wants to save Canadian ostriches with the bird flu

00:36:40 A Key West woman bear-maced a person who ran over a chicken

00:41:20 Dance protest for a Seattle bar that’s been open for 92 years and is being forced out by the landlord

And much, much more…

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The “Beijing Bikini” Is This Year's Coolest Fashion Trend | 7.17.25 Jul 17, 2025

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Episode 1753 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:45 Wes’ weird fantasy about the show opener

00:05:45 Blumkin talk

00:0:35 Ghislaine Maxwell update and what she does or doesn’t know

00:11:50 American Coke will transition to real cane sugar

00:14:45 Tomorrowland stage in Belgium goes up in flames

00:16:40 The Beijing Bikini is this summer’s hottest new fashion trend for Chinese men

00:26:30 The Curator for the Devils On The Run Tour, featuring the original Annabelle doll, has died unexpectedly after mishandling the doll

00:36:00 Monks in Thailand paida woman nearly $12 million after she blackmailed them with videos and photos of them having sex with her

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Grok’s has a new anime prostitute feature | 7.16.25 Jul 16, 2025

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Episode 1752 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:07 Epstein files update

00:15:58 America's deadliest train

00:27:59 Grok’s has a new anime prostitute feature

00:36:20 Space Vampires

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