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Warden Viewed Female Inmate Strip Search Videos Over 3K Times | 8.26.25 Aug 26, 2025

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(00:00:00) - Shoutout to the Clitologist

(00:06:10) - Thongs are BACK on butts (Thong Song was really the best)

(00:10:33) - Founder of "Aspiration Securities" sustainability focused firm pleads Guilty to Fraud

(00:18:26) - UK plans to do "town arrest" programs to ease overcrowded prisons

(00:25:59) - South Korean coffee shops overrun with "Cagongjok" loiterers who hang out all day on the wifi without buying anything

(00:32:48) - Dirty Warden in Colorado caught accessing female strip search video files over 3K times

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The French Are Jerking Off Orcas At An Alarming Rate | 8.25.25 Aug 25, 2025

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Episode 1779 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:10 Serial butt sniffer arrested AGAIN!!

00:13:45 New Chiefs sideline correspondent is HOTT

00:22:40 Mariposa, CA, DA was buying Meth for 8 years and God knows what else

00:27:55 The Florida Board of Education will no longer hand out certificates to students with disabilities who could not earn the diploma, but tried really hard

00:29:50 President Trump wants to send the National Guard to Chicago

00:34:25 French marine park is jerking off its male Orca so it doesn't try to have sex with his own mother

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Castrations, Cracker Barrel, and Dating Ugos | 8.22.25 Aug 22, 2025

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Episode 1778 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:00 Male NFL cheerleaders

00:08:10 Serial sex offender agrees to castration in plea deal

00:18:50 Cracker Barrel changes their logo and loses a ton of money

00:33:10 New dating trend called “Shrekking” to date ugly people so they treat you better

00:41:40 Fake mass shootings at college orientations

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Trump orders the wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb | 8.21.25 Aug 21, 2025

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Episode 1777 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:25 Oklahoma to require ideology test for teachers from New York and California

00:19:12 Trump orders the wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb

00:26:02 Water cremations legal in Maryland and other states

00:34:39 Fake Justin Bieber performs in Vegas

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40 Year-Old Man Lodged Inside Playground Tube Slide | 8.20.25 Aug 20, 2025

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Episode 1776 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Chipmunk Mode, Airport P3dos, How to run an Ultra Marathon / Inaugural Hard Factor 1K

(00:06:49) - Insane scene in Seattle as local madman shoots disabled veteran over alleged "stolen valor"

(00:23:30) - Bad News Rundown

(00:25:01) - 40 year-old Connecticut man has to be rescued from Elementary School Tube Slide after getting stuck inside

(00:35:37) - Cali Brah gets stuck in the 7 Teacups Waterfall

(00:41:25) - S3xualized Girls' Easter Dress caught on Boutique Website

(00:45:16) - Radioactive Shrimp Discovered at Walmart

(00:50:34) - California Wild Boars are turning Electric Blue from the inside out from eating Rodent Poison

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The Matrix Is Here & Robots Will Soon Grow Our Babies Inside Of Them | 8.19.25 Aug 19, 2025

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Episode 1775 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:01:20 Short cruise recap and cruise stories, for more go to Patreon.com/hardfactor

00:05:45 The Matrix is here!! Robots will soon grow babies inside of them

00:21:50 A French company allows couples to sell wedding seats online to afford a better venue and a better wedding

00:29:05 Cambridge dictionary unveils its new horrible words that teens are using

00:33:05 Mom gave that Denmark zoo her daughter’s pony to be devoured by lions

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People Forget Canada Has A British King | 8.18.25 Aug 18, 2025

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This Patreon sample episode is brought to you by our incredible sponsors. The boys will be back with fresh news tomorrow!

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) Story lineup

(00:05:00) King Charles is giving Canada their marching orders

(00:22:31) Sidney Sweeney is doing Baskin-Robbins ads

(00:24:20) Man Who Married Almost 30 Women, and Pacino having more kids

(00:36:50) - Zuck buying up whole neighborhoods, and WNBA Dildo Bandit Discussion

(00:45:14) - Mark and Will try to comprehend "67"

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Pink Shirt guy who threw sandwich at ICE officer ID’d | 8.15.25 Aug 15, 2025

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Episode 1774 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:05:08 Pink Shirt guy who threw sandwich at ICE officer ID’d

00:15:37 Woman breaks up with boyfriend for not wiping his butt

00:21:57 Man moons Maryland council

00:25:18 XenaTheWitch Arrested

00:27:33 SC Gov. Candidate goes on insane rant after arrest

00:35:03 UK female cops in jogging pants do sting on cat callers

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Zelenskyy vs. Centimeters + Cam'ron vs. Omar Gooding | 8.14.25 Aug 14, 2025

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Episode 1773 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Story Lineup and Hangin' w/ Mr. Cooper Discussion

(00:05:07) - European Summit to Prepare for Alaskan Summit - Zelenskyy's Height Under Fire Despite Successful Meeting. Shoutout Ukraine Boxing

(00:12:50) - Attempted carjacking foiled by elderly couple's stick-shift transmission

(00:23:35) - Man arrested in Southern California for stealing $300K of skin grafts. Everyone perplexed with why since they are extremely hard to re-sell

(00:29:41) - Cam'ron and Omar Gooding (Jr?) in epic diss track/diss fake movie battle that is taking internet beefs to entirely new levels

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Woman Sues Company For Paying Her To Not Work | 8.13.25 Aug 13, 2025

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Episode 1772 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:03:50 Man in Beavis and Butthead shirt is newest WNBA dildo tosser

00:08:25 Founder of Arizona Iced Tea is worried he will have to raise prices

00:13:40 Chinese man smuggles 850 box turtles at 1.4 million in value

00:17:00 Tooth in the eye surgery is curing a woman’s blindness

00:22:20 Dog finds human remains behind his owner’s home for the fourth time

00:31:00 Australian scientist figured out what’s up with the Bermuda Triangle

00:36:30 French woman sues company for paying her to not work for over 20 years

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